Plains

Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11

When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Frog Butler

Deathtouch
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.

Guac & Marshmallow Pizza

Flash
When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Spectacular Tactics

Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Airbending Lesson

Airbend target nonland permanent. (Exile it. While it's exiled, its owner may cast it for {2} rather than its mana cost.)
Draw a card.

Gold Rush

Create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 for each Treasure you control.

Lumbering Worldwagon

This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control.
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Crew 4

Mutant Chain Reaction

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Agent Bishop, Man in Black

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee

When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.

Airtight Alibi

Flash
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, untap enchanted creature. It gains hexproof until end of turn. If it's suspected, it's no longer suspected.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't become suspected.

Frantic Strength

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample.

Path to Redemption

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.

Compassionate Healer

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it on the bottom.)

Uneasy Alliance

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. You create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Earth Village Ruffians

When this creature dies, earthbend 2. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

The Boulder, Ready to Rumble

Whenever The Boulder attacks, earthbend X, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Saved by the Shell

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Turtle.
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Vengeful Townsfolk

Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Hamato Guardian Stance

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Forest

Omni-Cheese Pizza

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Prehistoric Pet

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.
{1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.