Cool but Rude

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
{1}{R}: Level 2
Whenever you discard a card, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent.
{1}{R}: Level 3
When this Class becomes level 3, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.

Raphael's Technique

Sneak {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for {2}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Shadowspear

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink.
{1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equip {2}

Krang, Utrom Warlord

Flying, trample, indestructible, haste
Other artifact creatures you control have flying, trample, indestructible, and haste.

Ticked Off

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Special Move

Choose two —
• Jump Kick — Destroy target artifact.
• Dash Attack — Put two +1/+1 counters on target attacking or blocking creature you control.
• Foot Toss — Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any other target. Then sacrifice it.

Hard-Won Jitte

Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Hidden Hideout

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
{2}, {T}: Target creature you control with a counter on it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Turtle Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell.
{3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.

Mouser Attack!

Choose one —
• Create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
• Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Omni-Cheese Pizza

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Slash, Reptile Rampager

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Storm of Steel

Storm of Steel deals 2 damage to each of one or two targets.

Metallic Mimic

As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Exploding Barrel

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a pressure counter on this artifact.
{8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 20 damage to target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each pressure counter on this artifact. Activate only as a sorcery.

Purple Dragon Punks

{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or to activate an ability.

Mutant Town Musicians

Trample
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Manhole Missile

Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Jennika's Technique

Sneak {R} (You may cast this spell for {R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Jennika's Technique deals 2 damage to each creature.

Broadcast Takeover

Gain control of all artifacts your opponents control until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Raphael, Most Attitude

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library.
Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.

Bot Bashing Time

Bot Bashing Time deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Tempestra, Dame of Games

{2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it isn't legendary. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Tokka & Rahzar, Unsupervised

First strike
Whenever another nontoken creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Tokka & Rahzar and create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sword of Sinew and Steel

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from red.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy up to one target planeswalker and up to one target artifact.
Equip {2}

Underworld Breach

Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast cards from your graveyard for their escape cost.)
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.

Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn.
Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Skateboard

When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Weather Maker

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}.
{T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.

Raphael, Tag Team Tough

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Raphael deals combat damage to a player for the first time each turn, untap all attacking creatures. After this combat phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Raph's Bravado

During your turn, attacking creatures get +1/+0.

Chrome Dome

Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0.
{5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Electric Seaweed

Defender, haste
When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever another creature dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each non-Wall creature.
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Ravenous Robots

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
{R}, {T}: Creature tokens you control gain haste until end of turn.

Escape Tunnel

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

The Ooze

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.

Monster Mashup

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Casey Jones, Vigilante

When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.

Improvised Arsenal

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.
{4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment.
Equip {R}

Sol Ring

Raphael, Tough Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Mountain

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Arcbound Ravager

Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Coin of Mastery

Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it.
{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Mouser Foundry

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
{4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.

Raphael, the Nightwatcher

Sneak {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for {1}{R}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Rock Soldiers

When this creature enters, destroy up to one target noncreature artifact.

Henchbots

When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Casey Jones, Jury-Rig Justiciar

Haste
When Casey Jones enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Fast Forward

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you attacked this turn.
Goad all creatures your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Casey Jones, Asphalt Hooligan

Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
{4}: Double Casey Jones's power until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

General Traag, Heart of Stone

Trample
When General Traag enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. When you do, General Traag deals 4 damage to target creature.

Definitely Not a Turtle

When this creature dies, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land or legendary Turtle card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Casey Jones, Back Alley Brute

Menace
Whenever Casey Jones attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, Casey Jones deals that much damage to target opponent.

Turtle Van

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Northampton Farm

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Exile target creature you own.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card exiled with this land to the battlefield under your control. Return each other card exiled with this land to its owner's hand.

Casey & Raph, Hotheads

When Casey & Raph enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player exiles the top card of their library. Until that player's next end step, they may play that card without paying its mana cost.
• Target player creates two Treasure tokens.

Null Group Biological Assets

During your turn, this creature has first strike.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Raphael, the Muscle

Double all damage that creatures you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Shellshock

For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls. Shellshock deals X damage to each of those creatures. You create a Mutagen token for each creature dealt damage this way. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Zog, Triceraton Castaway

Reach, trample
When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Spicy Oatmeal Pizza

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.