Funny Curses • (Grixis Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $2.29

Lynde, Cheerful Tormentor

Deathtouch
Whenever a Curse is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return it to the battlefield attached to you at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may attach a Curse attached to you to one of your opponents. If you do, draw two cards.

Legendary Creature - Human Warlock

$2.29 $1.33 $1.02

Commander

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Blink

Qty: 2 Price: $24.48

Deadeye Navigator

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Deadeye Navigator is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "

: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under your control."

Creature - Spirit

$3.49 $4.08 $2.08

Eldrazi Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.
• Exile target nonland permanent, then return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add

Instant

$20.99 $17.53 $18.49

Blink

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Burn

Qty: 5 Price: $13.51

Curse of Bloodletting

Enchant player
If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$4.99 $1.93 $1.28

Curse of Shaken Faith

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.69 $0.35 $0.15

Curse of the Pierced Heart

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, this Aura deals 1 damage to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Curse of Thirst

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, this Aura deals damage to that player equal to the number of Curses attached to them.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Maddening Hex

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. This Aura deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach this Aura to another one of your opponents chosen at random.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.99 $5.54 $3.44

Burn

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Copy

Qty: 3 Price: $1.77

Curse of Echoes

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts an instant or sorcery spell, each other player may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy they control.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.69 $1.34 $0.56

Protean Thaumaturge

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you may have this creature become a copy of another target creature, except it has this ability.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Rite of Replication

Kicker

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell.)
Create a token that's a copy of target creature. If this spell was kicked, create five of those tokens instead.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.27 $0.15

Copy

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Counters

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Curse of Stalked Prey

Enchant player
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.69 $0.79 $0.25

Counters

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Creature

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Triton Waverider

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature - Wizard Merfolk

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Creature

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Torment of Scarabs

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.59 $0.28 $0.15

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Grim Guardian

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature Enchantment - Zombie

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 7 Price: $13.59

Curse of Chaos

Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may discard a card. If the player does, they draw a card.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.39 $0.34 $0.15

Curse of Hospitality

Enchant player
Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.69 $0.37 $0.15

Curse of Obsession

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's draw step, that player draws two additional cards.
At the beginning of enchanted player's end step, that player discards their hand.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.79 $0.61 $0.18

Curse of Surveillance

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.59 $0.27 $0.15

Curse of Vengeance

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, put a spite counter on this Aura.
When enchanted player loses the game, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of spite counters on this Aura.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$9.49 $7.60 $5.21

Curse of Verbosity

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.29 $0.86 $0.67

Shoal Kraken

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature - Kraken

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Draw

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Enchantment

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Daxos's Torment

Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, this enchantment becomes a 5/5 Demon creature with flying and haste in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.33 $0.20

Enchantment

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Evasion

Qty: 4 Price: $4.98

Archetype of Aggression

Creatures you control have trample.
Creatures your opponents control lose trample and can't have or gain trample.

Creature Enchantment - Human Warrior

$2.99 $5.61 $2.96

Archetype of Imagination

Creatures you control have flying.
Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.

Creature Enchantment - Human Wizard

$1.29 $0.93 $0.59

Dreadbringer Lampads

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Creature Enchantment - Nymph

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Whitewater Naiads

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature Enchantment - Nymph

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Evasion

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Land

Qty: 31 Price: $127.12

Badlands

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: Add

Land - Swamp Mountain

$---- $---- $----

Castle Embereth

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.

: Add

: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land

$0.59 $0.61 $0.26

Castle Locthwain

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.

: Add

: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Land

$3.99 $4.31 $3.27

Castle Vantress

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island.

: Add

: Scry 2.

Land

$0.79 $0.31 $0.27

Command Beacon

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Land

$11.99 $9.77 $7.83

Inventors' Fair

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.

: Add

, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

Legendary Land

$21.99 $19.97 $16.80

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$2.49 $2.36 $2.36

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$2.49 $2.32 $1.28

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $4.51 $4.16

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$6.49 $4.76 $4.06

Underground Sea

(

: Add

Land - Island Swamp

$---- $---- $----

Valgavoth's Lair

Hexproof
This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.

: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Land Enchantment

$0.99 $0.54 $0.15

Volcanic Island

(

: Add

Land - Island Mountain

$---- $---- $----

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 3 Price: $7.97

Curse of Fool's Wisdom

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Madness

(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$5.99 $4.25 $2.81

Curse of Leeches

Enchant player
As this permanent transforms into Curse of Leeches, attach it to a player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Daybound (If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.)

Enchantment - Aura Curse

Curse of Leeches // Leeching Lurker (mid) 94

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Trespasser's Curse

Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls enters, that player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.49 $1.38 $0.53

Lifegain

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Mill

Qty: 5 Price: $4.03

Curse of the Bloody Tome

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player mills two cards.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Curse of Unbinding

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest of the revealed cards into their graveyard.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$2.49 $1.00 $0.95

Fraying Sanity

Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.49 $0.56 $0.40

Sage of Mysteries

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, target player mills two cards.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Thassa's Devourer

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, target player mills two cards.

Creature Enchantment - Elemental

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Mill

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Protection

Qty: 4 Price: $14.62

Archetype of Finality

Creatures you control have deathtouch.
Creatures your opponents control lose deathtouch and can't have or gain deathtouch.

Creature Enchantment - Gorgon

$1.79 $0.78 $0.17

Ashnod's Intervention

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand."

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Bolt Bend

This spell costs

less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant

$9.49 $5.49 $4.42

Kaya's Ghostform

Enchant creature or planeswalker you control
When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment - Aura

$2.99 $2.24 $1.82

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 12 Price: $89.10

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.56 $0.31

Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "

: Add one mana of any color."

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.75 $0.45

Cloud Key

As this artifact enters, choose artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, or sorcery.
Spells you cast of the chosen type cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$2.99 $1.56 $1.67

Commander's Sphere

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Curse of Opulence

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$7.49 $4.06 $4.20

Darksteel Ingot

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.44 $0.15

Expedition Map

, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact

$2.49 $1.42 $1.03

Hedron Archive

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.27 $0.15

Jet Medallion

Black spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$21.99 $14.73 $13.27

Mana Matrix

Instant and enchantment spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$47.99 $74.32 $52.89

Nightscape Familiar

Blue spells and red spells you cast cost

less to cast.

: Regenerate this creature.

Creature - Zombie

$0.59 $0.42 $0.28

Sol Talisman

Suspend 3—

(Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay

and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

: Add

Artifact

$1.99 $1.42 $0.96

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 3 Price: $2.93

Crystal Chimes

, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

$1.29 $2.28 $0.92

Monastery Loremaster

Megamorph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
When this creature is turned face up, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Wizard Djinn

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Skull of Orm

: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

$1.29 $3.26 $0.82

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 9 Price: $49.05

Agent of Erebos

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, exile target player's graveyard.

Creature Enchantment - Zombie

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Cruel Reality

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If the player can't, they lose 5 life.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$4.99 $2.69 $1.92

Curse of Death's Hold

Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls get -1/-1.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.79 $0.68 $0.45

Curse of Oblivion

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player exiles two cards from their graveyard.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Curse of the Nightly Hunt

Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls attack each combat if able.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Cyclonic Rift

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

$39.99 $39.16 $38.91

Doomwake Giant

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature Enchantment - Giant

$0.49 $0.21 $0.15

Forgeborn Oreads

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature Enchantment - Nymph

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Thoughtrender Lamia

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature Enchantment - Lamia

$0.39 $0.32 $0.15

Removal

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Tokens

Qty: 4 Price: $29.76

Curse of Disturbance

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.49 $0.60 $0.46

Curse of Shallow Graves

Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.79 $0.30 $0.15

Curse of the Restless Dead

Enchant player
Whenever a land enchanted player controls enters, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.49 $3.28 $3.02

Worldwalker Helm

If you would create one or more artifact tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Map token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact token you control.

Artifact

$20.99 $14.72 $13.23

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $1.79

Curse of Misfortunes

Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Curse card that doesn't have the same name as a Curse attached to enchanted player, put it onto the battlefield attached to that player, then shuffle.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.79 $0.65 $0.30

Tutor

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Untap

Qty: 1 Price: $0.39

Curse of Inertia

Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may tap or untap target permanent of their choice.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.39 $0.32 $0.33

Untap

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Sideboard

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Mishra, Tamer of Mak Fawa

Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent."
Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth

. (

: Return the card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature - Human Artificer

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Sideboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $390.34

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.55Total Mana Value: 245.00

Quantity of

Blink

Burn

Commander

Copy

Counters

Creature

Discard

Drain

Draw

Enchantment

Evasion

Land

Lifegain

Mill

Protection

Ramp

Recursion

Removal

Sideboard

Tokens

Tutor

Untap

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Deck stats

Cost

Production

Cost

0 pips - 0 cards

Production

0 mana - 6 cards

Cost

24 pips - 20 cards

Production

17 mana - 16 cards

Cost

29 pips - 24 cards

Production

17 mana - 16 cards

Cost

18 pips - 14 cards

Production

17 mana - 16 cards

Cost

0 pips - 0 cards

Production

0 mana - 6 cards

Cost

2 pips - 1 card

Production

8 mana - 6 cards

Avg Mana Value: 3.55Total Mana Value: 245.00

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Colorless Spells

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Blink

Burn

Commander

Copy

Counters

Creature

Discard

Drain

Draw

Enchantment

Evasion

Land

Lifegain

Mill

Protection

Ramp

Recursion

Removal

Sideboard

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Tutor

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