Comedy Genius • (Rakdos Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Legendary Creature - Imp

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Commander

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Goldnight Castigator

Flying, haste
If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead.
If a source would deal damage to this creature, it deals double that damage to this creature instead.

Creature - Angel

$0.99 $0.53 $0.31

Sleeper Agent

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$3.49 $4.03 $1.40

Burn

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Tinybones, Bauble Burglar

Whenever an opponent discards a card, exile it from their graveyard with a stash counter on it.
During your turn, you may play cards you don't own with stash counters on them from exile, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.

: Each opponent discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature - Skeleton Rogue

$1.99 $1.45 $0.51

Waste Not

Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add

.
Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.

Enchantment

$9.49 $8.72 $5.73

Discard

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Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.59 $0.35 $0.15

Ebon Drake

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Drake

$0.99 $1.16 $0.44

Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Drain

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Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment

$1.29 $0.99 $0.41

Colfenor's Plans

When this enchantment enters, exile the top seven cards of your library face down.
You may look at the cards exiled with this enchantment, and you may play lands and cast spells from among those cards.
Skip your draw step.
You can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.37 $0.26

Demonic Lore

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Demonic Pact

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This enchantment deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Draw two cards.
• You lose the game.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.33 $0.15

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.39 $0.28

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.24 $0.15

Greed's Gambit

When this enchantment enters, you draw three cards, gain 6 life, and create three 2/1 black Bat creature tokens with flying.
At the beginning of your end step, you discard a card, lose 2 life, and sacrifice a creature.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you discard three cards, lose 6 life, and sacrifice three creatures.

Enchantment

$3.49 $3.00 $1.50

Immortal Coil

, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.
If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.54 $0.40

Master of the Feast

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.

Creature Enchantment - Demon

$5.99 $4.23 $2.73

Midnight Oil

This enchantment enters with seven hour counters on it.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove two hour counters from this enchantment.
Your maximum hand size is equal to the number of hour counters on this enchantment.
Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$5.49 $3.67 $3.10

Stormfist Crusader

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Creature - Human Knight

$0.69 $1.09 $0.33

Treacherous Blessing

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life.
When this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Legendary Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$34.99 $34.09 $35.37

Draw

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Prowler's Helm

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$1.29 $0.64 $0.32

Evasion

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Bronze Bombshell

When a player other than this creature's owner controls it, that player sacrifices it. If the player does, this creature deals 7 damage to the player.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$17.99 $12.60 $9.23

Captive Audience

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment

$4.99 $3.71 $2.58

Finisher

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Blood Crypt

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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$13.99 $8.37 $8.33

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $1.82 $1.67

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.32 $0.21

Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.49 $0.47

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Foreboding Ruins

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.32 $0.18

Luxury Suite

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$13.99 $10.21 $9.31

Mountain

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Basic Land - Mountain

$9.99 $6.90 $5.71

Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.69 $0.25 $0.15

Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.37 $0.23

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$5.99 $4.96 $4.16

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.99 $0.45 $0.39

Smoldering Marsh

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This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.59 $0.29 $0.16

Sulfurous Springs

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. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$1.99 $1.02 $0.36

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$3.99 $2.28 $1.49

Temple of Malice

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.21 $0.15

Land

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Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$3.49 $2.53 $1.96

Crawlspace

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Artifact

$11.99 $7.91 $7.71

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature - Eye

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.
Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Demon Berserker

$1.49 $3.46 $0.82

Offer Immortality

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$0.79 $0.21 $0.15

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

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: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $2.64 $2.09

Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $2.94 $2.41

Protection

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Lizard Blades

Double strike
Equipped creature has double strike.
Reconfigure

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: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature Artifact - Equipment Lizard

$3.49 $2.48 $2.06

Pump

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.52 $0.43

Coveted Jewel

When this artifact enters, draw three cards.

: Add three mana of any one color.
Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.30 $0.15

Curse of Opulence

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.99 $4.24 $4.02

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$8.99 $4.60 $4.39

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$3.99 $1.98 $1.54

Talisman of Indulgence

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$2.29 $0.65 $0.56

Treasure Nabber

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$2.79 $2.63 $1.79

Ramp

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Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment

$1.29 $2.01 $0.73

Recursion

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Bedevil

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Instant

$0.69 $0.29 $0.15

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$1.99 $0.98 $0.80

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.79 $0.37 $0.32

Cinder Giant

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to each other creature you control.

Creature - Giant

$0.59 $0.48 $0.26

Deadly Rollick

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target creature.

Instant

$37.99 $26.42 $26.82

Demonic Taskmaster

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.31 $0.16

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$5.49 $4.92 $3.86

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.23 $0.15

Last One Standing

Choose a creature at random, then destroy the rest.

Sorcery

$3.49 $2.63 $1.81

Plague Reaver

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.
Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature - Beast

$0.99 $0.38 $0.15

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$0.99 $0.43 $0.46

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.99 $1.74 $0.26

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$0.99 $0.39 $0.26

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery

$9.49 $5.47 $5.35

Untimely Malfunction

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
• One or two target creatures can't block this turn.

Instant

$14.99 $9.00 $7.56

Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery

$3.49 $2.26 $2.34

Removal

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Grid Monitor

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$9.49 $7.54 $4.38

Pyromancer's Swath

If an instant or sorcery source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.
At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.78 $0.43

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$4.49 $2.18 $1.35

Stax

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Bazaar Trader

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature - Goblin

$8.49 $5.82 $4.82

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Theft

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Akroan Horse

Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature Artifact - Horse

$0.99 $0.61 $0.42

Priest of the Blood Rite

When this creature enters, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Tokens

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $466.44

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.17Total Mana Value: 203.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.17Total Mana Value: 203.00

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