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Lazav, Dimir Mastermind
Hexproof
Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter
Lazav, Dimir Mastermind (znc) 92

Commander

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Arcane Denial
Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Instant
Arcane Denial (drc) 70
Chalice of the Void
This artifact enters with X charge counters on it.
Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact, counter that spell.
Artifact
Chalice of the Void (a25) 222
Counterspell
Counter target spell.
Instant
Counterspell (dsc) 114
Damnation
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Damnation (2x2) 73
Disdainful Stroke
Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.
Instant
Disdainful Stroke (woe) 47
Drown in the Loch
Choose one —
• Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
• Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
Instant
Drown in the Loch (clb) 842
Feed the Swarm
Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
Sorcery
Feed the Swarm (tle) 257
Go for the Throat
Destroy target nonartifact creature.
Instant
Go for the Throat (j25) 447
Infernal Grasp
Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
Instant
Infernal Grasp (ecc) 77
Mindbreak Trap
If an opponent cast three or more spells this turn, you may pay
rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Exile any number of target spells.
Instant - Trap
Mindbreak Trap (mb2) 168
Negate
Counter target noncreature spell.
Instant
Negate (fdn) 710
Smokestack
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.
Artifact
Smokestack (mb2) 232
The Meathook Massacre
When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Legendary Enchantment
The Meathook Massacre (inr) 122
Will of the Abzan
Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead.
• Any number of target opponents each sacrifice a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls and lose 3 life.
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Will of the Abzan (tdc) 31
Winter Orb
As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
Artifact
Winter Orb (ema) 234

Crashouts

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Braids, Conjurer Adept
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put an artifact, creature, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Braids, Conjurer Adept (cmm) 76
Dreamborn Muse
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards in their hand.
Creature - Spirit
Dreamborn Muse (plst) LGN-36
Helm of Obedience
,
: Target opponent mills a card, then repeats this process until a creature card or X cards have been put into their graveyard this way, whichever comes first. If one or more creature cards were put into that graveyard this way, sacrifice this artifact and put one of them onto the battlefield under your control. X can't be 0.
Artifact
Helm of Obedience (all) 121
Mesmeric Orb
Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
Artifact
Mesmeric Orb (2xm) 272

Dating Apps

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Clearwater Pathway
: Add
.
Land
Clearwater Pathway // Murkwater Pathway (plst) ZNR-260Clearwater Pathway // Murkwater Pathway (plst) ZNR-260
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (ecc) 60
Drowned Catacomb
This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp.
: Add
or
.
Land
Drowned Catacomb (fic) 388
Gloomlake Verge
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only if you control an Island or a Swamp.
Land
Gloomlake Verge (dsk) 260
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (ecl) 270
Morphic Pool
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Morphic Pool (clb) 357
Shipwreck Marsh
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Shipwreck Marsh (inr) 284
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (ecl) 271
Tainted Isle
: Add
.
: Add
or
. Activate only if you control a Swamp.
Land
Tainted Isle (dsc) 303
Underground River
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Underground River (fic) 439
Watery Grave
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Swamp
Watery Grave (eoe) 261

Land

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Faerie Artisans
Flying
Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls enters, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with this creature.
Creature - Artificer Faerie
Faerie Artisans (cmm) 92
Hive Mind
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, each other player copies that spell. Each of those players may choose new targets for their copy.
Enchantment
Hive Mind (m10) 54
Phyrexian Metamorph
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Creature Artifact - Shapeshifter Phyrexian
Phyrexian Metamorph (eoc) 75
Sakashima the Impostor
You may have Sakashima the Impostor enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except its name is Sakashima the Impostor, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has "
: Return Sakashima the Impostor to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step."
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Sakashima the Impostor (plst) SOK-53
See Double
This spell can't be copied.
Choose one. If an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, you may choose both instead.
• Copy target spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
• Create a token that's a copy of target creature.
Instant
See Double (mom) 77
Spark Double
You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature or planeswalker you control, except it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature, it enters with an additional loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker, and it isn't legendary.
Creature - Illusion
Spark Double (rvr) 319
Stunt Double
Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Stunt Double (clu) 101

Shipping-Clones

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Animate Dead
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Dead (mkc) 125
Dance of the Dead
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay
. If the player does, untap that creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Dance of the Dead (ice) 118
Geth, Lord of the Vault
Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)
: Put target artifact or creature card with mana value X from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. Then that player mills X cards.
Legendary Creature - Zombie Phyrexian
Geth, Lord of the Vault (brc) 107
Lazav, the Multifarious
When Lazav enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
: Lazav becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except its name is Lazav, the Multifarious, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has this ability.
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter
Lazav, the Multifarious (mkc) 214
Likeness Looter
Flying
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
: This creature becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except it has flying and this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Faerie Shapeshifter
Likeness Looter (woe) 208
Rakshasa Debaser
Whenever this creature attacks, put target creature card from defending player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Encore
(
, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Demon
Rakshasa Debaser (scd) 100
Stitch Together
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Threshold — Return that card from your graveyard to the battlefield instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Sorcery
Stitch Together (fic) 286
Twilight's Call
You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay
more to cast it. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.)
Each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Twilight's Call (ddj) 76

Shipping-Graveyard

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Callidus Assassin
Flash
Polymorphine — You may have this creature enter tapped as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature with the same name as this creature."
Creature - Human Shapeshifter Assassin
Callidus Assassin (40k) 109
Crabomination
Emerge from artifact
(You may cast this spell by sacrificing an artifact and paying the emerge cost reduced by that artifact's mana value.)
When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
Creature - Demon Crab
Crabomination (mh3) 85
Gonti, Lord of Luxury
Deathtouch
When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Aetherborn
Gonti, Lord of Luxury (otc) 135
Guile
This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
If a spell or ability you control would counter a spell, instead exile that spell and you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
When Guile is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
Creature - Elemental Incarnation
Guile (mm2) 46
Hostage Taker
When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Creature - Human Pirate
Hostage Taker (mb2) 137
Memory Plunder
You may cast target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard without paying its mana cost.
Instant
Memory Plunder (clb) 849
Narset's Reversal
Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Instant
Narset's Reversal (tdc) 92
Wrexial, the Risen Deep
Islandwalk, swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island or a Swamp.)
Whenever Wrexial deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
Legendary Creature - Kraken
Wrexial, the Risen Deep (ncc) 359

Shipping-Theft

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Deep Analysis
Target player draws two cards.
Flashback—
, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Sorcery
Deep Analysis (tdc) 150
Faerie Mastermind
Flash
Flying
Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you draw a card.
: Each player draws a card.
Creature - Rogue Faerie
Faerie Mastermind (mom) 58
Satoru, the Infiltrator
Menace
Whenever Satoru and/or one or more other nontoken creatures you control enter, if none of them were cast or no mana was spent to cast them, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue Ninja
Satoru, the Infiltrator (otj) 230
Talion, the Kindly Lord
Flying
As Talion enters, choose a number between 1 and 10.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value, power, or toughness equal to the chosen number, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Faerie Noble
Talion, the Kindly Lord (woe) 215
Treasure Cruise
Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for
.)
Draw three cards.
Sorcery
Treasure Cruise (tdc) 169

Therapy-Draw

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Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (ecc) 56
Charcoal Diamond
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add
.
Artifact
Charcoal Diamond (clb) 442
Dimir Signet
,
: Add
.
Artifact
Dimir Signet (drc) 129
Leaden Myr
: Add
.
Creature Artifact - Myr
Leaden Myr (som) 170
Ornithopter of Paradise
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature Artifact - Thopter
Ornithopter of Paradise (drc) 133
Silver Myr
: Add
.
Creature Artifact - Myr
Silver Myr (nec) 158
Sky Diamond
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add
.
Artifact
Sky Diamond (scd) 273
Talisman of Dominance
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Dominance (fic) 364

Therapy-Ramp

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Vilis, Broker of Blood
Flying
, Pay 2 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever you lose life, draw that many cards. (Damage causes loss of life.)
Legendary Creature - Demon
Vilis, Broker of Blood (j25) 70

Undateable-Ego

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Archon of Cruelty
Flying
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.
Creature - Archon
Archon of Cruelty (m3c) 197

Undateable-Political Differences

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Avatar of Woe
If there are ten or more creature cards total in all graveyards, this spell costs
less to cast.
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Woe (cm2) 57
Sire of Stagnation
Devoid (This card has no color.)
Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player exiles the top two cards of their library and you draw two cards.
Creature - Eldrazi
Sire of Stagnation (m3c) 272

Undateable-Ugly

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Gyruda, Doom of Depths
Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even mana values. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for
as a sorcery.)
When Gyruda enters, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even mana value from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.
Legendary Creature - Demon Kraken
Gyruda, Doom of Depths (iko) 221

Sideboard

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44 pips - 28 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
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{"ops":[{"insert":"WELCOME TO DATE! THAT! DEMON! \n\nOur buddy Gyruda is as lonely as a demon kraken can be. Their friend Lazav wants to be supportive, but everyone Lazav knows is pretty undatable. To make things worse, Gyruda already knows Lazav's friends, and is really looking for someone unlike anything they have ever seen. Someone \"odd\" enough to allow them to be the demon kraken they always wanted to be. This deck turns the opponents' deck into Gyruda's dating pool. With the help of Lazav's shapeshifting abilities, maybe someday Gyruda will find that one \"odd\" creature who they can lock eyes with and say OOOOORRRRGGGAAAAAAOOOOORRGAAAAAOOOO (or whatever noise a kraken makes).\n\nThis deck combines the abilities of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lazav, Dimir Mastermind"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gyruda, Doom of Depths"}},{"insert":" with other reanimator, theft, and clone effects. It runs some mill to get cards in the graveyard (both for you and your opponents), and enough control pieces to scale well with different playgroups. It runs some stacks pieces because it has many ways for us to get creatures out in other ways than casting (and I like the flavor of \"if I can't find love, NOBODY CAN\"), with the most notable being the Gyruda-allstar "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Chalice of the Void"}},{"insert":". We unfortunately miss out of cards like "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Living Death"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rise of the Dark Realms"}},{"insert":" due to Gyruda's restriction, but "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Twilight's Call"}},{"insert":" gives some mass reanimator. Some blink effects and legend-rule-averse clones allow us to maximize Gyruda's etb, and we have plenty of big reanimator targets in our own deck to get large and threatening board states. \n"}]}
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