Говнослоп 3000 • (Rakdos Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $1.79

Magar of the Magic Strings

: Note the name of target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard and put it onto the battlefield face down. It's a 3/3 creature with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may create a copy of the card with the noted name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost" and "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."

Legendary Creature - Minotaur Performer

$1.79 $1.33 $1.03

Commander

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Anthem

Qty: 2 Price: $3.28

Berserkers' Onslaught

Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Enchantment

$1.29 $0.45 $0.20

Rage Reflection

Creatures you control have double strike.

Enchantment

$1.99 $1.55 $1.21

Anthem

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Burn

Qty: 2 Price: $8.28

Prisoner's Dilemma

Each opponent secretly chooses silence or snitch, then the choices are revealed. If each opponent chose silence, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 4 damage to each of them. If each opponent chose snitch, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 8 damage to each of them. Otherwise, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 12 damage to each opponent who chose silence.
Flashback

Sorcery

$6.99 $6.14 $4.16

Sorin's Vengeance

Sorin's Vengeance deals 10 damage to target player or planeswalker and you gain 10 life.

Sorcery

$1.29 $1.89 $0.34

Burn

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Copy

Qty: 2 Price: $3.84

Double Vision

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Enchantment

$3.49 $1.83 $1.04

Twinferno

Choose one —
• When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
• Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Copy

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Draw

Qty: 16 Price: $24.70

Ambition's Cost

You draw three cards and lose 3 life.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.10 $0.15

Ancient Craving

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.28 $0.17

Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$1.49 $1.02 $0.41

Burning Inquiry

Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.

Sorcery

$4.49 $3.77 $2.07

Cathartic Reunion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards.
Draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Demand Answers

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$1.79 $0.44 $0.35

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.73 $0.31

Incendiary Command

Choose two —
• Incendiary Command deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.
• Incendiary Command deals 2 damage to each creature.
• Destroy target nonbasic land.
• Each player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards.

Sorcery

$1.79 $1.23 $0.50

Mob Verdict

Secret council — Each player secretly votes for another player, then those votes are revealed. For each vote an opponent received, Mob Verdict deals 2 damage to that player and each creature that player controls. For each vote you received, draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.36 $0.15

Promise of Power

Choose one —
• You draw five cards and you lose 5 life.
• Create an X/X black Demon creature token with flying, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Entwine

(Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.50 $0.25

Risk Factor

Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards.
Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

$1.49 $0.47 $0.25

Syphon Mind

Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.39 $0.20

Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.59 $0.29 $0.15

Unexpected Windfall

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$5.99 $3.13 $2.43

Witch's Mark

You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.32 $0.15

Zephyr Boots

Equipped creature has flying.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.79 $0.35 $0.15

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 8 Price: $15.54

Bedlam

Creatures can't block.

Enchantment

$8.49 $9.01 $6.47

Goblin War Drums

Creatures you control have menace. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $0.38 $0.19

Key to the City

, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, you may pay

. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.39 $0.19

Prowler's Helm

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$1.49 $0.53 $0.20

Psychic Paper

As this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name and a creature type.
Equipped creature has ward

, it can't be blocked, and its name and creature type are the last chosen name and creature type.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.69 $0.35 $0.19

Thieves' Tools

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Equipped creature can't be blocked as long as its power is 3 or less.
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Trailblazer's Boots

Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a nonbasic land.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$2.49 $3.56 $1.86

Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Worst Fears

You control target player during that player's next turn. Exile Worst Fears. (You see all cards that player could see and make all decisions for them.)

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.64 $0.20

Finisher

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Instant

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Laughing Mad

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Instant

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Land

Qty: 35 Price: $18.19

Access Tunnel

: Add

: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.79 $0.49 $0.38

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.79 $2.17 $1.71

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.36 $0.23

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.59 $0.35 $0.16

Geier Reach Sanitarium

: Add

: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Legendary Land

$3.49 $2.79 $1.51

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$---- $0.17 $0.17

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$0.39 $0.34 $0.15

Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.40 $0.19

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.69 $2.34 $1.53

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.30 $0.15

Tainted Peak

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$2.29 $1.34 $1.45

Land

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Protection

Qty: 2 Price: $7.98

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$4.49 $2.34 $2.21

Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $3.39 $2.49

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 8 Price: $18.02

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.84 $0.43

Brass's Bounty

For each land you control, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.56 $0.15

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.79 $0.44 $0.44

Fire Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.29 $0.23

Hit the Mother Lode

Discover 10. If the discovered card's mana value is less than 10, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to the difference. (To discover 10, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 10 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

$2.29 $0.91 $0.91

Rakdos Signet

: Add

Artifact

$5.49 $1.33 $1.65

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $3.28 $1.65

Sonic Screwdriver

: Add one mana of any color.

: Untap another target artifact.

: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact

$3.99 $3.64 $3.33

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Ghouls' Night Out

For each player, choose a creature card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. They're black Zombies in addition to their other colors and types and they gain decayed. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.42 $0.25

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 13 Price: $25.23

Bituminous Blast

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Bone Shards

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or discard a card.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$5.49 $4.56 $3.97

Fateful Showdown

Fateful Showdown deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand. Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Instant

$2.29 $2.37 $2.03

In Garruk's Wake

Destroy all creatures you don't control and all planeswalkers you don't control.

Sorcery

$2.79 $2.51 $2.26

Nahiri's Warcrafting

Nahiri's Warcrafting deals 5 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the excess damage dealt this way. You may exile one of those cards. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may play the exiled card this turn.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.34 $0.29

Plague Wind

Destroy all creatures you don't control. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$4.99 $2.61 $2.55

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$1.99 $1.11 $0.94

Sadistic Shell Game

Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each player chooses a creature you don't control. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.42 $0.26

Skull Storm

When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game.
Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Each opponent who can't loses half their life, rounded up.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.93 $0.15

Soulfire Eruption

Choose any number of target creatures, planeswalkers, and/or players. For each of them, exile the top card of your library, then Soulfire Eruption deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that permanent or player. You may play the exiled cards until the end of your next turn.

Sorcery

$2.29 $1.23 $0.71

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$0.99 $0.41 $0.15

Volcanic Vision

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Volcanic Vision deals damage equal to that card's mana value to each creature your opponents control. Exile Volcanic Vision.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.55 $0.40

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 3 Price: $1.05

Circle of Power

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Cornered by Black Mages

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Sorceress's Schemes

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard or exiled card with flashback you own to your hand. Add

.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Sorcery

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Theft

Qty: 2 Price: $9.98

Ensnared by the Mara

Each opponent faces a villainous choice — They exile cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then you may cast that card without paying its mana cost, or that player exiles the top four cards of their library and Ensnared by the Mara deals damage equal to the total mana value of those exiled cards to that player.

Sorcery

$5.49 $7.56 $4.73

Fevered Suspicion

Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast any number of spells from among those nonland cards without paying their mana costs.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

$4.49 $4.70 $4.11

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 3 Price: $2.69

Army of the Damned

Create thirteen tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.00 $0.73

Gisa's Bidding

Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Madness

(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Seize the Storm

Create a red Elemental creature token with trample and "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard plus the number of cards with flashback you own in exile."
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Tokens

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $142.90

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Avg Mana Value: 3.92Total Mana Value: 255.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.92Total Mana Value: 255.00

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