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Autograph Book
This artifact enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
,
, Remove a page counter from this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact - Book
Autograph Book (unf) 183
Blue Ribbon
When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Blue Ribbon (unf) 184
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
,
: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
Artifact
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (ust) 142
Contraption Cannon
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
Artifact
Contraption Cannon (ust) 144
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Everythingamajig
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
,
: This artifact deals 12 damage to target creature.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147d
Everythingamajig
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Add
.
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147e
Everythingamajig
,
: Scry 2.
,
, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ulst) 56
Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Greatest Show in the Multiverse
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game.
I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Artifact Enchantment - Saga
Greatest Show in the Multiverse (unf) 189
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ulst) 57
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Jester's Sombrero
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.
Artifact
Jester's Sombrero (ugl) 76
Killer Cosplay
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Killer Cosplay (unf) 145
Kindslaver
,
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ulst) 58
Krark's Other Thumb
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Other Thumb (und) 79
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Lobe Lobber
Equipped creature has "
: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Lobe Lobber (ust) 153
Mad Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Artifact
Mad Science Fair Project (ust) 154
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Mirror Mirror
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Mirror Mirror (ugl) 77
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Park Map
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Park Map (unf) 190
Pointy Finger of Doom
,
: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Proper Laboratory Attire
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Proper Laboratory Attire (ust) 156
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Spatula of the Ages
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Spatula of the Ages (ugl) 81
Split Screen
When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.
Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.
Artifact
Split Screen (ulst) 60
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (ulst) 61
The Grand Calcutron
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron (ulst) 47
Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (unf) 538

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Creature

Qty: 181 Price: $95.15
_____
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature - Shapeshifter
_____ (unh) 23
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster
When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat.
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat.
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster (unf) 163
"Lifetime" Pass Holder
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder (unf) 79
A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 87
Abstract Iguanart
Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Lizard Art
Abstract Iguanart (und) 47
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get
(an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get
.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Squirrel
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher (ulst) 18
Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1
Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (ulst) 10
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3a
Angelic Rocket
Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Host Creature Artifact - Angel
Angelic Rocket (ulst) 54
Artful Looter
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.
Creature - Human Wizard
Artful Looter (unh) 25
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (ulst) 12
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
,
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Creature - Beeble
Bamboozling Beeble (unf) 37
Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ulst) 43
Bat-
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bat
Bat- (und) 32
Big Boa Constrictor
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Snake
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Blufferfish
: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Fish
Blufferfish (unf) 39
Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Border Guardian
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight
Border Guardian (ust) 140
Bumbling Pangolin
When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.
Host Creature - Beast Pangolin
Bumbling Pangolin (ust) 78
Bursting Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature - Beeble
Bursting Beebles (unh) 28
Carnival Barker
: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.
Creature - Dog Employee
Carnival Barker (unf) 102
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Chipper Chopper
Flying
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Chipper Chopper (ust) 28
Chivalrous Chevalier
Flying
When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Chivalrous Chevalier (ust) 5
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
,
: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor (unf) 258
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Clocknapper
When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
Creature - Human Spy
Clocknapper (ulst) 14
Cogmentor
Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Rigger Gnome
Cogmentor (ust) 143
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (und) 50
Complaints Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature - Beast Employee Sloth
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Crafty Octopus
When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Host Creature - Rigger Octopus
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
D00-DL, Caricaturist (unf) 187
Deadbeat Attendant
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vampire Employee
Deadbeat Attendant (unf) 69
Devil K. Nevil
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
Legendary Creature - Devil Performer
Devil K. Nevil (unf) 104
Dirty Rat
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
Host Creature - Rat
Dirty Rat (und) 34
Discourtesy Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Vampire Employee
Discourtesy Clerk (unf) 70
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.
Creature Artifact - Angel Cyborg
Do-It-Yourself Seraph (ulst) 2
Double Header
Flying
When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature - Drake
Double Header (unh) 31
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (ulst) 46
Eager Beaver
When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.
Host Creature - Beaver
Eager Beaver (ust) 107
Earl of Squirrel
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel Noble
Earl of Squirrel (ulst) 108
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Fascist Art Director
: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature - Human Horror
Fascist Art Director (unh) 11
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Feisty Stegosaurus
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
Host Creature - Dinosaur
Feisty Stegosaurus (ust) 81
Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (ulst) 3
Fluros of Myra's Marvels
As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number greater than 0.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Performer
Fluros of Myra's Marvels (unf) 46
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (ulst) 4
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Garbage Elemental
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
This creature can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82a
Garbage Elemental
Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82e
Garbage Elemental
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82f
Gnome-Made Engine
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Gnome-Made Engine (ust) 148
Goblin Blastronauts
When this creature enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Blastronauts (unf) 109
Goblin Bookie
,
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bookie (ugl) 43
Goblin Bowling Team
If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bowling Team (ugl) 44
Goblin Cruciverbalist
Haste
When this creature enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever this creature attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.
Creature - Wizard Goblin Guest
Goblin Cruciverbalist (unf) 110
Goblin Girder Gang
Reach
Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on this creature, you may store that result on it. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
This creature gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Girder Gang (unf) 111
Goblin Haberdasher
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Creature - Goblin Hatificer
Goblin Haberdasher (und) 51
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Grand Marshal Macie
You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
,
: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Grand Marshal Macie (unf) 260
Graveyard Busybody
All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Creature - Human Spy
Graveyard Busybody (ulst) 15
Gray Merchant of Alphabet
When this creature enters, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature - Zombie Performer
Gray Merchant of Alphabet (unf) 75
Greater Morphling
: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap this creature.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling (unh) 34
Ground Pounder
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gains trample until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ground Pounder (ust) 110
Grusilda, Monster Masher
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
,
: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Grusilda, Monster Masher (ulst) 48
Gus
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
Creature - Gus
Gus (ugl) 62
Haberthrasher
Deathtouch
Whenever another creature you control that has a hat enters or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature - Human Assassin Hatificer
Haberthrasher (unf) 76
Half-Kitten, Half-
Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Cat
Half-Kitten, Half- (ust) 9
Half-Orc, Half-
Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Warrior Orc
Half-Orc, Half- (ust) 84
Half-Shark, Half-
At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Shark
Half-Shark, Half- (ust) 35
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Squirrel
Half-Squirrel, Half- (und) 65
Hammer Jammer
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Hammer Jammer (ust) 86
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Hardy of Myra's Marvels
As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Hardy of Myra's Marvels (unf) 252
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Humming-
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bird
Humming- (und) 7
Hurloon Wrangler
Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Wrangler (ugl) 46
Icing Manipulator
Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
,
: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Employee
Icing Manipulator (unf) 142
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Lizard Performer
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (unf) 112
Impounding Lot-Bot
When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Creature Artifact - Robot
Impounding Lot-Bot (unf) 14
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (ulst) 20
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs
less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
Creature - Beast Demon Grandchild
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. (ulst) 21
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (ulst) 29
It Came from Planet Glurg
You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze Alien
It Came from Planet Glurg (unf) 261
It That Gets Left Hanging
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Elemental Horror
It That Gets Left Hanging (ust) 89
Jackknight
Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Jackknight (ulst) 5
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Jermane, Pride of the Circus
,
: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs.
,
: Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.
Legendary Creature - Cat Performer
Jermane, Pride of the Circus (unf) 253
Jetpack Janitor
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Creature - Human Employee
Jetpack Janitor (unf) 15
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23
Joyride Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Joyride Rigger (ust) 114
Katerina of Myra's Marvels
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Katerina of Myra's Marvels (unf) 245
Kindly Cognician
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost
less to cast.
Creature Artifact - Artificer Cyborg
Kindly Cognician (ust) 37
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Creature - Knight
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (und) 8
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12b
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12c
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12d
Labro Bot
When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Host Creature Artifact - Dog
Labro Bot (ust) 152
Lexivore
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Creature - Beast
Lexivore (ugl) 7
Lila, Hospitality Hostess
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Elf Employee
Lila, Hospitality Hostess (unf) 170
Line Cutter
When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
Line Cutter (unf) 80
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Mary O'Kill
: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Mary O'Kill (ulst) 50
Masterful Ninja
Haste
Reveal this card from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.
: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Troll Ninja
Masterful Ninja (ulst) 22
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Meet and Greet "Sisay"
Whenever you cast a spell, choose one —
• Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.
• History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Meet and Greet "Sisay" (unf) 172
Mer Man
When this creature enters, you may draw a card.
Host Creature - Human Fish
Mer Man (und) 25
Mesa Chicken
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Bird
Mesa Chicken (ugl) 9
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ulst) 59
Moniker Mage
, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Moniker Mage (unh) 39
Monitor Monitor
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay
to reroll one or more dice you rolled.
Creature - Human Employee
Monitor Monitor (unf) 52
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Monkey-
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Monkey
Monkey- (ust) 115
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add
.
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Mons's Goblin Waiters (unh) 82
Mother Kangaroo
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
Host Creature - Kangaroo
Mother Kangaroo (und) 66
Mother of Goons
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.
Creature - Human Cleric
Mother of Goons (unh) 59
Multi-Headed
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Hydra
Multi-Headed (ust) 117
Myra the Magnificent
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
,
: Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Put a midway counter on it. For as long as that Attraction is on the battlefield, whenever you visit it, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Myra the Magnificent (unf) 267
Ninja
You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)
Creature - Ninja
Ninja (ust) 61
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a word with five or more letters.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Vampire Performer
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels (unf) 82
Numbing Jellyfish
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
Host Creature - Jellyfish
Numbing Jellyfish (ust) 42
Ol' Buzzbark
When Ol' Buzzbark enters, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ol' Buzzbark (ulst) 51
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
Old-Fashioned Vampire
Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
Creature - Vampyre
Old-Fashioned Vampire (ust) 62
Omniclown Colossus
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs
less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm (unf) 116
Ordinary Pony
When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Host Creature - Horse
Ordinary Pony (und) 12
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Overt Operative
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Ninja
Overt Operative (ust) 64
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (und) 55
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Party Crasher
Haste
You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Party Crasher (ust) 92
Petting Zookeeper
Reach
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Elf Employee
Petting Zookeeper (unf) 150
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (ulst) 52
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
,
, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Clown
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 176
Pippa, Duchess of Dice
,
: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
,
: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Pippa, Duchess of Dice (ulst) 40
Quick Fixer
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Azra Employee
Quick Fixer (unf) 85
Rat in the Hat
, Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.
Creature - Rat Rogue
Rat in the Hat (unf) 86
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Rhino-
Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rhino
Rhino- (ust) 18
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (ulst) 17
Ride Guide
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Human Employee
Ride Guide (unf) 24
Robo-
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Robo- (ust) 157
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Rules Lawyer
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg
Rules Lawyer (ulst) 7
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Seasoned Buttoneer
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vedalken Employee
Seasoned Buttoneer (unf) 58
Serpentine
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Wurm
Serpentine (ulst) 41
Shaggy Camel
When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Camel
Shaggy Camel (ust) 22
Shellephant
: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
Creature - Elephant Turtle and/or
Shellephant (ust) 121
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67d
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life equal to its mana value.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67e
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67f
Socketed Sprocketer
: Uninstall all results from this creature, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on this creature. (Put the die on this creature.)
You may uninstall a result from this creature to use it for a die you rolled.
Uninstall a 6 from this creature: Draw a card.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Socketed Sprocketer (ust) 44
Sole Performer
: Add
. Activate only once each turn. (While activating an ability, use
rather than tapping the permanent to pay for
.)
Creature - Elf Performer
Sole Performer (unf) 154
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Creature - Insect Alien
Spelling Bee (unf) 155
Spike, Tournament Grinder
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
: Reveal a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format and put it into your hand.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Spike, Tournament Grinder (ulst) 24
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70
Spy Eye
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.
Creature - Spy Eye
Spy Eye (ust) 46
Squirrel Dealer
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Bird Lizard Raccoon
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123
Steam-Powered
:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Steam-Powered (ust) 161
Steamflogger Boss
Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste.
If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Boss (plst) UST-93
Stinging Scorpion
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Scorpion
Stinging Scorpion (und) 46
Surgeon General Commander
Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.
: Add
,
,
,
, or
.
Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon
Surgeon General Commander (ulst) 42
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
: Syr Cadian gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.
: Syr Cadian gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.
Legendary Creature - Knight Bird
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl (ulst) 9
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Guest
The Most Dangerous Gamer (unf) 266
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (und) 73
Truss, Chief Engineer
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
,
, Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Vedalken Employee
Truss, Chief Engineer (unf) 181
Vorthos, Steward of Myth
As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs
less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Vorthos, Steward of Myth (unf) 251
X
As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
,
: Put X into target opponent's hand.
: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
X (ulst) 53
Zombified
: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Zombie
Zombified (ust) 75

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Animate Graveyard
Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Graveyard (unf) 65
Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ulst) 11
As Luck Would Have It
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on this enchantment equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on this enchantment, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
Enchantment
As Luck Would Have It (ulst) 33
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, this enchantment deals 3 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire (ugl) 40
Charm School
As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Charm School (ugl) 1
Chittering Doom
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Chittering Doom (ust) 104
Circle of Protection: Art
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
Enchantment
Circle of Protection: Art (unh) 6
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Cramped Bunker
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.
Enchantment
Cramped Bunker (ulst) 45
Don't Try This at Home
If a hot source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.
Enchantment
Don't Try This at Home (unf) 105
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 9
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Hazmat Suit (Used)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Hazmat Suit (Used) (ust) 57
How Is This a Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Enchantment
How Is This a Par Three?! (unf) 49
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113d
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113e
Ineffable Blessing
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113f
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Mine, Mine, Mine!
When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
Enchantment
Mine, Mine, Mine! (ugl) 65
Motion Sickness
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach this Aura to target tapped creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Motion Sickness (unf) 53
Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ulst) 23
Plate Spinning
Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Plate Spinning (unf) 56
Plot Armor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.
Enchantment - Aura
Plot Armor (unf) 152
Squirrel Farm
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Squirrel Farm (und) 71
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (ulst) 8
Yet Another Aether Vortex
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Enchantment
Yet Another Aether Vortex (ulst) 32

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AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Bag Check
Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
Instant
Bag Check (unf) 36
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 4
Blast from the Past
Madness
, cycling
, kicker
, flashback
, buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Instant
Blast from the Past (ulst) 27
Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Double Dip
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
Instant
Double Dip (ugl) 3
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
First Pick
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
First Pick (ust) 109
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
Framed!
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Instant
Framed! (unh) 33
Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53
Graphic Violence
All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Instant
Graphic Violence (unh) 100
Hat Trick
Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.
Instant
Hat Trick (unf) 13
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Mana Flair
Add
for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.
Instant
Mana Flair (unh) 81
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
Instant
Mistakes Were Made (unf) 147
Punctuate
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
Instant
Punctuate (unh) 84
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
Instant
Scooch (unf) 91
Side to Side
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Side to Side (unh) 110
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
Spell Suck
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Spell Suck (ust) 45
Standard Procedure
, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.
Instant
Standard Procedure (unf) 1
Supersize
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
Instant
Supersize (unh) 113
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Return target permanent to its controller's hand.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Change the target of target spell with a single target.
• Turn over target nontoken creature.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49d
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Counter target black-bordered spell.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.
• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49e
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Scry 3.
• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49f
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

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target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
instant
capital offense (ust) 52

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City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198
R&D's Secret Lair
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Legendary Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165a
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199
Watermarket
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
Land
Watermarket (ulst) 62

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (ulst) 13
Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

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Aardwolf's Advantage
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Sorcery
Aardwolf's Advantage (unf) 97
An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Sorcery
An Incident Has Occurred (unf) 143
Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ulst) 44
Black Hole
Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.
Sorcery
Black Hole (unf) 67
Clever Combo
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Clowning Around
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6
Crow Storm
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Sorcery
Crow Storm (ust) 31
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
Double Deal
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
Sorcery
Double Deal (ugl) 42
Double Play
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Double Play (ugl) 55
Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (ulst) 19
Exit Through the Grift Shop
Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.
Sorcery
Exit Through the Grift Shop (unf) 74
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Finders, Keepers
Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Finders, Keepers (ust) 55
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
Hammer Helper
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Hammer Helper (ust) 85
Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ulst) 49
Incite Insight
Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Incite Insight (ulst) 16
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Knife and Death
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
Sorcery
Knife and Death (unf) 77
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Landfill
Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.
Sorcery
Landfill (ugl) 49
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Main Event Horizon
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
Sorcery
Main Event Horizon (unf) 19
Midlife Upgrade
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Midlife Upgrade (ust) 14
Mobile Clone
Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)
Sorcery
Mobile Clone (unf) 51
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ulst) 6
Opening Ceremony
Add
. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.
Sorcery
Opening Ceremony (unf) 118
Park Re-Entry
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Park Re-Entry (unf) 22
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
Sorcery
Phone a Friend (unf) 55
Pie-Eating Contest
As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Sorcery
Pie-Eating Contest (unf) 151
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Rare-B-Gone
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
Sorcery
Rare-B-Gone (unh) 119
Really Epic Punch
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Really Epic Punch (ust) 118
Side Quest
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
Sorcery
Side Quest (ust) 23
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Summon the Pack
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Sorcery
Summon the Pack (ulst) 25
Symbol Status
Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.
Sorcery
Symbol Status (unh) 114
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ulst) 28
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service (ugl) 53

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Old Fogey
Phasing, cumulative upkeep
, echo
, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Summon - Dinosaur
Old Fogey (ulst) 39

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Centrifuge
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Artifact - Attraction
Centrifuge (unf) 203a
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Dart Throw (unf) 208c
Gallery of Legends
Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Artifact - Attraction
Gallery of Legends (unf) 213b
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Guess Your Fate (unf) 215b
Log Flume
Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Log Flume (unf) 220b
Memory Test
When this Attraction enters, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turns those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Memory Test (unf) 221b
Push Your Luck
Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Push Your Luck (unf) 224b
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Squirrel Stack (unf) 228a
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230a
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230c
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230d
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230e
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230f

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Deck stats

76 pips - 59 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
91 pips - 59 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
74 pips - 59 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
74 pips - 60 cards
28 mana - 28 cards
75 pips - 57 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
29 mana - 24 cards
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