Bosom Buddy

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Chaos Orb

{1}, {T}: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.

Bog Humbugs

Flying
Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.

Ignacio of Myra's Marvels

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Jack-in-the-Mox

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add {W}.
3 — Add {U}.
4 — Add {B}.
5 — Add {R}.
6 — Add {G}.

Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines

Vigilance
If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Permanents entering don't cause abilities of permanents your opponents control to trigger.

Guess Who it Is!

Look at the top ten cards of target opponent's library and choose a creature card from among them. That opponent asks you five yes or no questions about that creature. (Answer truthfully!) Then that player chooses a card name. Reveal the card. If it doesn't have that name, put it onto the battlefield under your control. Then shuffle each card not put onto the battlefield this way into its owner's library.

Zone of Flame

Enchant zone (Battlefield, command, exile, and stack are shared zones. Each player has their own graveyard, hand, and library zones.)
Whenever one or more cards enter or leave enchanted zone, Zone of Flame deals 1 damage to each opponent. (Tokens aren't cards.)

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Plains

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

The Big Top

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

Birds of Paradise

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Mobile Clone

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

A Real Handful

As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.

Crumbling Necropolis

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Zimone's Homework

At the beginning of your end step, if your life total is on the lazy caterer's sequence, create a Food token. If it's a Fibonacci number, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Fractal you control. If it's a square number, put three +1/+1 counters on each creature you control whose power and toughness are equal. (You'll want to look these up.)

Clay Pigeon

Flying
{1}, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

Your Favorite Character

As the game begins, if Your Favorite Character is your commander, or as Your Favorite Character enters the battlefield if it's not your commander, name a character from the Magic storyline. Choose up to three colors, two creature types, and then two keywords from among vigilance, flying, haste, trample, and menace. Your Favorite Character has the chosen name, types, colors, and keywords.

Ebon Praetor

First strike, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -2/-2 counter on this creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Remove a -2/-2 counter from this creature. If the sacrificed creature was a Thrull, put a +1/+0 counter on this creature. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Faeburrow Elder

Vigilance
This creature gets +1/+1 for each color among permanents you control.
{T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

GO TO JAIL

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

Wish

You may play a card you own from outside the game this turn.

Censorship

As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Goblin Sleigh Ride

Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.

Hangman

As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
{1}: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.

My Deck is About a Seven

Choose a number between 6 and 8. My Deck is About a Seven deals that much damage to target creature.

No-Regrets Egret

Flying
Any time you could mulligan and No-Regrets Egret is in your hand, you may reveal No-Regrets Egret. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. (Put those cards back in the same order. You can still mulligan.)

capital offense

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)

Island

Tel-Jilad Stylus

{T}: Put target permanent you own on the bottom of your library.

Mirrored Lotus

Reflect {0} (As this enters, each opponent may pay {0}. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.)
{T}, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

Problematic Volcano

When Problematic Volcano enters, it deals 4 damage to any target. Then, starting with you, each player assigns their creatures to the left or right of the volcano. Creatures enter to the left or right of the volcano.
Creatures can't block creatures on the other side of the volcano.

Mountain

Farewell to Arms

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

The Wheeling Runner

You may spend any type of mana to cast cards that didn't start in your deck.
Whenever The Wheeling Runner deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, choose four Vintage-legal cards at random. Add those cards to your hand. (The "Random Card" feature on a search site may help.)
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

Can't Quite Recall

Forbidden (This card can't be in your starting deck. Yes, you read that right. You need to figure out a way to get it into the game without it being in your deck.)
Target player draws three cards.

Thopter Pie Network

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token.
Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.

The Actualizer

At the beginning of your first main phase, read aloud the name, mana cost, type line, power, and toughness of a card in your hand, except lie about one of them. Each opponent simultaneously guesses which one is incorrect. Then reveal the card. Each opponent who guessed incorrectly loses 3 life. You may discard that card and draw a card. (They can't look it up or ask for help as this ability is resolving. Nice try, though.)

Forest

Eggnogger's 'Stache

Lands you control have "{T}: Refill your mug with a festive drink." (If you don't have a mug, go grab a mug! It's the holidays!)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a drink 'stache, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Halving Season

If an opponent would create one or more tokens, they create half that many of each of those kinds of tokens instead, rounded down.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.

Playtest Wish

You may play a playtest card you own from outside the game this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. (In an game of Unknown event commander sealed, these are all the playtest cards you opened but aren't using in your deck.)

Queue of Beetles

Haste
The stack is now first in, first out instead of last in, first out. (The first spell or ability on the stack is the first one to resolve.)

Look at Me, I'm R&D

As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.

Your Wish Is My Command

You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your sideboard. If you cast a modal spell this way, you may choose an additional mode. (A modal spell lets you choose one or more modes from a bulleted list.)

Identify the Culprit

Secretly chose a creature target opponent controls. Then, that player guesses which creature it is. Reveal the chosen creature. If they guessed incorrectly, exile the creature you chose. Otherwise, return Identify the Culprit to its owner's hand and you can't cast it again this turn.

Temple Garden

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Blood Crypt

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Command Power Plant

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you control a Command Tower and a Command Mine, add two mana of any color in your commander's color identity instead.
Command Towers you control have, "{T}: If you control a Command Mine and a Command Power Plant, add three mana of any color in your commander's color identity."

Slaying Mantis

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Breeding Pool

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Just Desserts

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Mana Conference

When Mana Conference enters the battlefield, each player secretly chooses a basic land type, then those choices are revealed. Mana Conference gains each basic land type that received at least one vote. (Basic land types are Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

Ketria Triome

({T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Denied!

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

Heart of a Duelist

You may draw cards from anywhere in your library. (You don't get to look at them or reorder them while doing so.)
When Heart of a Duelist enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Discord, Lord of Disharmony

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.

Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Sheoldred, the Apocalypse

Deathtouch
Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.

The Fifth Alias

Before the game begins, if The Fifth Alias is your commander or in your deck, secretly make a list of five nonland cards in your deck. (Don't forget to do this!)
As you draw a card on your list, you may reveal it, show it was on the list, and exclaim its name. If you do, cast it without paying its mana cost.

Xerex Squire

Whenever Xerex Squire attacks, calculate the hypotenuse of another creature you control. Xerex Squire's power and toughness become equal to that number, rounded up, until end of turn. (To calculate a hypotenuse, let A be that creature's power and B be that creature's toughness. Then C = √(a² + b²). C is the hypotenuse. Or just look up a calculator online.)

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Chromatic Orrery

You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.
{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}.
{5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.

Godless Shrine

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Mana Confluence

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

Nira, Hellkite Duelist

Flash
Flying, trample, haste
When Nira, Hellkite Duelist enters, the next time you would lose the game this turn, instead draw three cards and your life total becomes 5.

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Ring Out

Counter target noncreature spell.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell named Sol Ring, if Ring Out is in your library, you may search you library for Ring Out, and cast it without paying its mana cost targeting that Sol Ring, then shuffle.

Form of the Approach of the Second Sun

When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.

Jungle Shrine

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Knife and Death

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Opulent Palace

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.

Gen, Confider of Ages

Gen gets +1/+1 for each different year of release among other nontoken permanents you control. (For example, if a card was released in 1993, that's one year of release. Specific editions matter.)
Whenever Gen attacks, if its power is 30 or greater, you win the game.

Urabrask, Heretic Praetor

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Steam Vents

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Lantern of Undersight

You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.

The Rebellious Intelligence

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a random card from outside the game into your hand. (In Commander sealed, that's everything you didn't play with. In any other commander game, find a way to select a random Magic card.)
{T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.

Command Mine

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you control a Command Tower and a Command Power Plant, add two mana of any color in your commander's color identity instead.

Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider

Trample, haste
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.

Look at Me, I'm the DCI

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant

Whenever you cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
Whenever an opponent casts an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, counter that spell. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Syr Cadian, Knight Owl

Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
{W}: Syr Cadian gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.
{B}: Syr Cadian gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.

Ricochet

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.

City of Brass

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Chaos Wrap

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library. Then they may look at the top card of their library and may wrap it. If it's a permanent card, they may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, they may put it onto the battlefield face down as a 4/4 red Present creature. (To wrap a card, put it inside lots of sleeves. If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a sleeve from it instead.)

Question Elemental?

Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?

Mana Abundance

If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.

Mana Drain

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Sol, Advocate Eternal

Legendary partner (You can have two commanders if this is one of them. The other one is promoted to legendary.)
Flying, vigilance
Teamwork — Whenever you attack or block with both Sol, Advocate Eternal and its partner, support 4 and investigate four times.

Who's That Praetor?

Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor

Overgrown Tomb

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Watery Grave

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Hallowed Fountain

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

The Wise Sable

Judge Call! — When The Wise Sable enters the battlefield, choose one of the following six cards at random: Blood Moon; Enraging Licid; Humility; Life and Limb; Opalescence; Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. (One easy way to determine is to roll a D6.)

Cunning Wish

You may reveal an instant card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Cunning Wish.

Nearby Planet

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

Swamp

High Troller

All targeted spells and abilities cost {2} less and have their targets chosen randomly.