Simic Shenanigans • (Simic Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $2.99

The Pride of Hull Clade

This spell costs

less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.
Defender

: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Legendary Creature - Turtle Crocodile Elk

$2.99 $1.81 $1.44

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 1 Price: $2.49

Psychosis Crawler

Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact - Horror Phyrexian

$2.49 $2.16 $1.55

Burn

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Counters

Qty: 4 Price: $63.26

Bristly Bill, Spine Sower

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature - Druid Plant

$54.99 $38.82 $34.38

Experiment Kraj

Experiment Kraj has all activated abilities of each other creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.

: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Legendary Creature - Ooze Mutant

$0.99 $0.38 $0.15

Simic Ascendancy

: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, put that many growth counters on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has twenty or more growth counters on it, you win the game.

Enchantment

$1.29 $0.53 $0.28

Sword of Hours

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, roll a d12. If the result is greater than the damage dealt or the result is 12, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $5.23 $4.56

Counters

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Draw

Qty: 6 Price: $22.56

Majestic Genesis

Reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone. You may put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

$3.99 $3.52 $2.76

Psychic Membrane

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Whenever this creature blocks, you may draw a card.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.20 $0.17

Toothy, Imaginary Friend

Partner with Pir, Imaginative Rascal (When this creature enters, target player may put Pir into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy.
When Toothy leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Legendary Creature - Illusion

$13.99 $10.57 $9.27

Wall of Blossoms

Defender
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.39 $0.32 $0.15

Wall of Runes

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
When this creature enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Wizard Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
You have no maximum hand size.

: Level 2
When this Class becomes level 2, draw two cards.

: Level 3
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Enchantment - Class

$3.49 $3.62 $2.85

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 4 Price: $2.08

Aqueous Form

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.59 $0.30 $0.15

Artful Dodge

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.48 $0.36

Suspicious Bookcase

Defender

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$0.35 $0.37 $0.15

Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive

Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.

Legendary Creature - Human Rogue

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 2 Price: $2.98

Laboratory Maniac

If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.

Creature - Human Wizard

$1.99 $2.78 $0.82

Towering Titan

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total toughness of other creatures you control.
Sacrifice a creature with defender: All creatures gain trample until end of turn.

Creature - Giant

$0.99 $0.38 $0.20

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 34 Price: $104.94

Access Tunnel

: Add

: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.99 $0.47 $0.42

Breeding Pool

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: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Island Forest

$14.99 $10.57 $9.36

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.30 $0.17

Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$1.79 $1.35 $1.04

Escape Tunnel

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.69 $0.24 $0.15

Forest

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: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$0.49 $0.19 $0.15

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.32 $0.20

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$0.49 $0.16 $0.15

Otawara, Soaring City

: Add

.
Channel —

, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs

less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Legendary Land

$39.99 $26.01 $27.35

Overflowing Basin

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.17 $0.15

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Rejuvenating Springs

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$5.99 $7.04 $6.02

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $4.55 $3.88

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.99 $0.52 $0.39

Simic Growth Chamber

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.99 $0.38 $0.25

Tangled Islet

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.

Land - Island Forest

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Vineglimmer Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Island card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$19.99 $18.78 $16.23

Land

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Mill

Qty: 2 Price: $6.34

Charix, the Raging Isle

Spells your opponents cast that target Charix cost

more to cast.

: Charix gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.

Legendary Creature - Crab Leviathan

$5.99 $0.39 $0.19

Coral Colony

Defender

: Target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control with defender. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Mill

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Protection

Qty: 11 Price: $20.79

Bedrock Tortoise

During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Creature - Turtle

$2.29 $2.07 $1.02

Caelorna, Coral Tyrant

Legendary Creature - Octopus

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Corrupted Shapeshifter

Devoid (This card has no color.)
As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature with vigilance, or a 0/12 creature with defender.

Creature - Shapeshifter Eldrazi

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Crashing Drawbridge

Defender

: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$2.29 $0.89 $0.77

Hover Barrier

Defender, flying

Creature - Illusion Wall

$0.69 $0.36 $0.15

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $4.32 $4.35

Riptide Turtle

Flash
Defender

Creature - Turtle

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$4.99 $3.15 $2.43

Treefolk Umbra

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Wall of Frost

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.31 $0.19

Weathered Sentinels

Defender, reach, vigilance, trample
This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn't have defender.
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$2.29 $1.05 $0.87

Protection

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Pump

Qty: 4 Price: $7.62

Assault Formation

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment

$0.69 $0.36 $0.20

Tangleweave Armor

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.59 $0.31 $0.15

Unnatural Growth

At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn.

Enchantment

$5.99 $3.91 $3.28

Walking Bulwark

Defender

: Until end of turn, target creature with defender gains haste, can attack as though it didn't have defender, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 20 Price: $67.86

Arbor Adherent

: Add one mana of any color.

: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the greatest toughness among other creatures you control.

Creature - Druid Dog

$4.49 $2.56 $1.87

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.48 $0.45

Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle

Arixmethes enters tapped with five slumber counters on it.
As long as Arixmethes has a slumber counter on it, it's a land. (It's not a creature.)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a slumber counter from Arixmethes.

: Add

Legendary Creature - Kraken

$1.79 $0.56 $0.51

Axebane Guardian

Defender

: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the number of creatures you control with defender.

Creature - Human Druid

$0.35 $0.68 $0.15

Biomancer's Familiar

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost

less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

: The next time target creature adapts this turn, it adapts as though it had no +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature - Mutant

$2.29 $1.88 $1.21

Birds of Paradise

Flying

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Bird

$15.99 $15.27 $12.17

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.34 $0.29

Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$5.49 $4.85 $2.50

Elvish Mystic

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$1.29 $1.18 $0.47

Explore

You may play an additional land this turn.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.23 $0.19

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.49 $0.68 $0.59

Llanowar Elves

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.79 $0.44 $0.18

Overgrown Battlement

Defender

: Add

for each creature you control with defender.

Creature - Wall

$0.49 $0.35 $0.25

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.62 $0.43

Sylvan Caryatid

Defender, hexproof

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Plant

$2.29 $0.98 $1.02

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$5.49 $3.01 $2.81

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$7.99 $9.76 $5.73

Training Grounds

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost

less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

Enchantment

$12.99 $10.80 $8.71

Vine Trellis

Defender (This creature can't attack.)

: Add

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.79 $1.16 $0.67

Wall of Roots

Defender
Put a -0/-1 counter on this creature: Add

. Activate only once each turn.

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Ramp

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Removal

Qty: 8 Price: $12.94

Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

$3.99 $2.09 $1.55

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

$---- $---- $----

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$---- $---- $----

Curse of the Swine

Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.22 $0.15

Nature's Claim

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller gains 4 life.

Instant

$1.99 $0.60 $0.45

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$3.99 $2.44 $2.12

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Instant

$1.99 $1.16 $0.78

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Instant

$0.39 $0.67 $0.15

Removal

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Tokens

Qty: 2 Price: $4.98

Chasm Skulker

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature. (They can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Creature - Horror Squid

$0.99 $0.77 $0.26

Ominous Seas

Whenever you draw a card, put a foreshadow counter on this enchantment.
Remove eight foreshadow counters from this enchantment: Create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment

$3.99 $5.77 $3.06

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $0.79

Shield-Wall Sentinel

Defender
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with defender, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.79 $0.40 $0.15

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $322.62

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.67Total Mana Value: 176.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.67Total Mana Value: 176.00

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