Take My Commander Shithead • (Mono-Black Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Vislor Turlough

Deal with the Black Guardian — When Vislor Turlough enters, you may have an opponent gain control of it. If you do, it's goaded for as long as they control it.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Legendary Creature - Rogue

$0.59 $0.31 $0.15

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 6 Price: $14.40

Ebony Owl Netsuke

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has seven or more cards in hand, this artifact deals 4 damage to that player.

Artifact

$1.99 $2.21 $1.03

Plague Drone

Flying
Rot Fly — If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.

Creature - Demon

$2.79 $2.36 $1.40

Price of Knowledge

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Enchantment

$5.49 $2.12 $1.55

Ragged Veins

Flash
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, its controller loses that much life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Underworld Dreams

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$2.29 $2.24 $1.13

Viseling

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this creature deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Creature Artifact - Construct Phyrexian

$1.49 $0.39 $0.22

Burn

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Creature

Qty: 2 Price: $1.04

Hollowborn Barghest

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have no cards in hand, each opponent loses 2 life.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, they lose 2 life.

Creature - Demon Dog

$0.69 $0.30 $0.15

Limestone Golem

, Sacrifice this creature: Target player draws a card.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Creature

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Discard

Qty: 3 Price: $4.27

Abyssal Nocturnus

Whenever an opponent discards a card, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Creature - Horror

$0.99 $0.68 $0.15

Tinybones, Bauble Burglar

Whenever an opponent discards a card, exile it from their graveyard with a stash counter on it.
During your turn, you may play cards you don't own with stash counters on them from exile, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.

: Each opponent discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature - Skeleton Rogue

$1.99 $1.26 $0.20

Tourach, Dread Cantor

Kicker

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell.)
Protection from white
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach.
When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric

$1.29 $1.43 $0.27

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 4 Price: $18.22

Contaminated Bond

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller loses 3 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.39 $0.18 $0.15

Fate Unraveler

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature Enchantment - Hag

$4.49 $3.40 $2.51

Spiteful Shadows

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to its controller.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Wound Reflection

At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Enchantment

$12.99 $9.54 $8.97

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 18 Price: $15.40

Atrocious Experiment

Target player mills two cards, draws two cards, and loses 2 life. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Blood Pact

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Instant

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Blood Scrivener

If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, instead you draw two cards and you lose 1 life.

Creature - Wizard Zombie

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Bloodgift Demon

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Creature - Demon

$1.29 $0.45 $0.19

Damnable Pact

Target player draws X cards and loses X life.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.96 $0.56

Fell Stinger

Deathtouch
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
When this creature exploits a creature, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature - Zombie Scorpion

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Foreboding Fruit

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Harrowing Journey

Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Hateful Eidolon

Lifelink
Whenever an enchanted creature dies, draw a card for each Aura you controlled that was attached to it.

Creature Enchantment - Spirit

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Howling Golem

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player draws a card.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.59 $0.35 $0.19

Otherworld Atlas

: Put a charge counter on this artifact.

: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on this artifact.

Artifact - Book

$2.99 $1.72 $0.98

Painful Lesson

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Seizan, Perverter of Truth

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.

Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit

$2.99 $1.90 $1.64

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$1.49 $2.97 $0.43

Unscrupulous Contractor

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Plot

(You may pay

and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Human Assassin

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Vault Plunderer

When this creature enters, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Wretched Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 2 Price: $3.34

Sleeper's Guile

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has fear. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Vashta Nerada

Indestructible
Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature - Horror Alien

$2.99 $3.31 $2.57

Evasion

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $25.44

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$3.49 $1.54 $1.35

Evolving Wilds

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Forge of Heroes

: Add

: Choose target commander that entered this turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature and a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.

Land

$0.49 $0.37 $0.16

Geier Reach Sanitarium

: Add

: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Legendary Land

$3.49 $2.39 $2.18

Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.69 $0.32 $0.20

Mystifying Maze

: Add

: Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.

Land

$1.29 $0.57 $0.47

Opal Palace

: Add

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Land

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.14 $0.15

Terramorphic Expanse

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 2 Price: $6.98

Curse of Fool's Wisdom

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Madness

(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$4.99 $4.22 $2.45

Sangromancer

Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may gain 3 life.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may gain 3 life.

Creature - Vampire Shaman

$1.99 $0.75 $0.72

Lifegain

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Mill

Qty: 5 Price: $6.95

Bloatfly Swarm

Flying
This creature enters with five +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage, remove that many +1/+1 counters from it, then give each player a rad counter for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.

Creature - Mutant Insect

$1.49 $2.35 $1.18

Dogged Detective

When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.49 $0.26 $0.15

Feral Ghoul

Menace
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, each opponent gets a number of rad counters equal to its power.

Creature - Zombie Mutant

$2.49 $2.53 $1.97

Infesting Radroach

Flying
This creature can't block.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they get that many rad counters.
Whenever an opponent mills a nonland card, if this creature is in your graveyard, you may return it to your hand.

Creature - Mutant Insect

$1.49 $1.75 $0.66

Screeching Scorchbeast

Flying, menace
Whenever this creature attacks, each player gets two rad counters.
Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, you may create that many 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens. Do this only once each turn.

Creature - Bat Mutant

$0.99 $1.93 $0.55

Mill

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Protection

Qty: 5 Price: $4.21

Agent of the Shadow Thieves

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn."

Legendary Enchantment - Background

$0.59 $0.29 $0.15

Feign Death

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$1.79 $0.78 $0.23

Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Undying Evil

Target creature gains undying until end of turn. (When it dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Instant

$0.69 $0.40 $0.25

Undying Malice

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$0.79 $0.77 $0.26

Protection

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Pump

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Nighthowler

Bestow

(If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.)
This creature and enchanted creature each get +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards.

Creature Enchantment - Horror

$0.49 $0.33 $0.18

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 5 Price: $5.65

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.49 $0.45

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.79 $0.35 $0.31

Coveted Jewel

When this artifact enters, draw three cards.

: Add three mana of any one color.
Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.30 $0.15

Plasmancer

Flying
Dynastic Advisor — When this creature enters, search your library for a basic Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact - Wizard Necron

$0.39 $0.32 $0.25

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.87 $1.51

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $2.29

Gixian Puppeteer

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
When this creature dies, return another target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Warlock Phyrexian

$2.29 $1.27 $0.79

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 5 Price: $2.19

Agent of Erebos

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, exile target player's graveyard.

Creature Enchantment - Zombie

$0.35 $0.34 $0.15

Hero's Downfall

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Infernal Grasp

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$0.79 $0.26 $0.15

Parasitic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Thoughtrender Lamia

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature Enchantment - Lamia

$0.35 $0.35 $0.15

Removal

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Theft

Qty: 1 Price: $1.29

River Song's Diary

Imprint — Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell from their hand, exile it instead of putting it into a graveyard as it resolves.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more cards exiled with this artifact, choose one of them at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Artifact - Book

$1.29 $0.56 $0.26

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 1 Price: $3.99

Great Unclean One

Reverberating Summons — At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 2 life. Then for each opponent who has less life than you, create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

Creature - Demon

$3.99 $4.13 $3.99

Tokens

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $116.74

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Avg Mana Value: 3.32Total Mana Value: 206.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.32Total Mana Value: 206.00

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