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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $2.29

Surgeon General Commander

Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.

: Add

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Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon

$2.29 $1.05 $0.80

Commander

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augments

Qty: 14 Price: $5.04

Bat-

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Bat

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Half-Kitten, Half-

Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Cat

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Half-Orc, Half-

Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Warrior Orc

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Half-Shark, Half-

At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Shark

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Half-Squirrel, Half-

Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Squirrel

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Humming-

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Bird

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Monkey-

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Monkey

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Multi-Headed

At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Hydra

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Ninja

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

Creature - Ninja

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Rhino-

Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Rhino

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Robo-

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Serpentine

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Wurm

$0.49 $0.30 $0.16

Steam-Powered

:
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Zombified

: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.

, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

augments

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Creature

Qty: 2 Price: $1.34

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Legendary Creature

$0.99 $0.45 $0.26

Teacher's Pet

, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Creature - Bird Cat Scientist

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Creature

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Hosts

Qty: 20 Price: $7.18

Adorable Kitten

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Host Creature - Cat

$0.35 $0.23 $0.19

Angelic Rocket

Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Host Creature Artifact - Angel

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Big Boa Constrictor

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Host Creature - Snake

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Bumbling Pangolin

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Host Creature - Beast Pangolin

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Common Iguana

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Host Creature - Lizard

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Crafty Octopus

When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Host Creature - Rigger Octopus

$0.39 $0.10 $0.15

Dirty Rat

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Host Creature - Rat

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Eager Beaver

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

Host Creature - Beaver

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Feisty Stegosaurus

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

Host Creature - Dinosaur

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Gnome-Made Engine

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Host Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Labro Bot

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Host Creature Artifact - Dog

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Mer Man

When this creature enters, you may draw a card.

Host Creature - Human Fish

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Mother Kangaroo

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

Host Creature - Kangaroo

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Numbing Jellyfish

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.

Host Creature - Jellyfish

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Ordinary Pony

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Host Creature - Horse

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Shaggy Camel

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Host Creature - Camel

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Stinging Scorpion

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Host Creature - Scorpion

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Strutting Turkey

When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.

Host Creature - Bird

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Voracious Vacuum

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Host Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Wild Crocodile

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Host Creature - Crocodile

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Hosts

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $17.64

Forest

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Basic Land - Forest

$0.49 $0.16 $0.15

Land

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Sorcery

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Clever Combo

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Sorcery

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Deck Info

Deck size: 74Est cost: $33.84

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.32Total Mana Value: 88.00

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6 pips - 6 cards

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1 mana - 1 card

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3 pips - 3 cards

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1 mana - 1 card

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3 pips - 3 cards

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1 mana - 1 card

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3 pips - 3 cards

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1 mana - 1 card

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6 pips - 6 cards

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37 mana - 37 cards

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0 pips - 0 cards

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0 mana - 0 cards

Avg Mana Value: 2.32Total Mana Value: 88.00

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