Unhinged • (Mono-Blue Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $4.99

Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)

Legendary Creature - Human Designer

$4.99 $8.31 $2.61

Commander

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Artifact

Qty: 3 Price: $6.57

Gleemax

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Legendary Artifact

$3.99 $5.87 $2.07

Rod of Spanking

: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Artifact

$1.99 $6.35 $0.98

Time Machine

: Exile this artifact and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.95 $0.36

Artifact

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Creature

Qty: 31 Price: $18.37

_____

: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Creature - Shapeshifter

$0.79 $0.41 $0.36

Assquatch

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature - Donkey

$2.29 $2.29 $1.62

Atinlay Igpay

Oubleday ikestray
Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.

Creature - Igpay

$0.35 $0.26 $0.17

Avatar of Me

This spell costs

more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Creature - Avatar

$0.59 $1.44 $0.52

B-I-N-G-O

Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

Creature - Dog

$0.49 $1.77 $0.68

Bad Ass

, Growl: Regenerate this creature.

Creature - Zombie Donkey

$0.39 $0.26 $0.15

Bloodletter

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Bosom Buddy

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Creature - Elephant Townsfolk

$0.35 $0.38 $0.23

Cheatyface

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying

Creature - Efreet

$2.29 $1.70 $1.04

Curse of the Fire Penguin

Enchant creature
This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

Enchantment - Aura

Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature (unh) 73

$0.49 $1.11 $0.55

Dumb Ass

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.

Creature - Barbarian Donkey

$0.69 $0.28 $0.15

Fat Ass

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Creature - Shaman Donkey

$0.59 $0.41 $0.15

Frankie Peanuts

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant

$0.49 $0.62 $0.48

Gluetius Maximus

As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature.

Creature - Beast

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Goblin Secret Agent

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Greater Morphling

: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.

: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

: Untap this creature.

Creature - Shapeshifter

$0.99 $1.37 $1.06

Ladies' Knight

Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost

less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

Creature - Human Knight

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Laughing Hyena

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Hyena

$0.39 $0.18 $0.15

Little Girl

Creature - Human Child

$0.35 $0.29 $0.20

Moniker Mage

, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.

, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Monkey Monkey Monkey

As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Creature - Monkey

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Mons's Goblin Waiters

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add

Creature - Goblin Waiter

$0.69 $0.21 $0.15

Pygmy Giant

, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Creature - Giant

$0.39 $0.29 $0.20

Question Elemental?

Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?

Creature - Elemental?

$0.35 $0.24 $0.17

Red-Hot Hottie

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

Creature - Elemental

$0.35 $0.36 $0.20

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

Creature - Slug

$0.59 $1.96 $0.35

Smart Ass

Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature - Wizard Donkey

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

The Fallen Apart

This creature enters with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to this creature, remove an arm or a leg from it.
This creature can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Togglodyte

This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.39 $0.59 $0.18

Toy Boat

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)

Creature Artifact - Ship

$0.79 $0.39 $0.15

Creature

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Draw

Qty: 4 Price: $6.04

Artful Looter

: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Booster Tutor

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Instant

$4.99 $7.00 $4.24

Loose Lips

Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.21 $0.17

Mise

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

Instant

$0.35 $0.36 $0.19

Draw

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Enchantment

Qty: 8 Price: $12.44

Ambiguity

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Enchantment

$0.59 $0.83 $0.55

Circle of Protection: Art

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.

: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Drawn Together

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Enchantment

$0.69 $0.54 $0.31

Farewell to Arms

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Enchantment

$0.39 $0.26 $0.20

First Come, First Served

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Form of the Squirrel

As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.

Enchantment

$8.99 $10.06 $4.15

Look at Me, I'm R&D

As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.

Enchantment

$0.59 $0.79 $0.52

Topsy Turvy

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.90 $0.38

Enchantment

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Instant

Qty: 7 Price: $3.03

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.

Instant

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) (unh) 10

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Framed!

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Instant

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Head to Head

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Sauté

Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.

Instant

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Save Life

Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.59 $1.75 $0.52

Side to Side

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$0.69 $0.24 $0.15

Supersize

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Instant

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $401.14

City of Ass

This land enters tapped.

: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Land

$47.99 $45.51 $30.74

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$13.99 $11.70 $5.75

Island

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: Add

Basic Land - Island

$8.49 $11.59 $5.54

Mountain

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: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$9.99 $7.85 $4.68

Plains

(

: Add

Basic Land - Plains

$6.99 $7.08 $2.57

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$10.99 $10.10 $4.50

Land

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Ramp

Qty: 4 Price: $25.46

Cheap Ass

Spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Creature - Townsfolk Donkey

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Land Aid '04

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.23 $0.15

Mana Screw

: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add

. Activate only as an instant.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.99 $0.67

Mox Lotus

: Add

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$23.99 $25.63 $12.58

Ramp

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Removal

Qty: 11 Price: $20.63

AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Instant

$0.35 $0.33 $0.22

Blast from the Past

Madness

, cycling

, kicker

, flashback

, buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Instant

$0.69 $1.09 $0.68

Duh

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Flaccify

Counter target spell unless its controller pays

Instant

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Number Crunch

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.35 $0.17 $0.16

Pointy Finger of Doom

: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Artifact

$0.79 $1.02 $0.41

Rare-B-Gone

Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.92 $0.80

Spell Counter

Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.99 $3.07 $0.93

Uktabi Kong

Trample
When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

Creature - Ape

$11.99 $16.33 $10.65

Who

Target player gains X life.

Instant

Who // What // When // Where // Why (unh) 120

$1.99 $2.28 $1.17

World-Bottling Kit

, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.79 $0.31

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 4 Price: $3.72

Ass Whuppin'

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.88 $0.71

Granny's Payback

You gain life equal to your age.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.37 $0.20

Persecute Artist

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.58 $0.31

Touch and Go

Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Sorcery

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Summon

Qty: 1 Price: $1.79

Old Fogey

Phasing, cumulative upkeep

, echo

, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

Summon - Dinosaur

$1.79 $0.84 $0.41

Summon

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Tutor

Qty: 2 Price: $6.48

"Ach! Hans, Run!"

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment

$4.99 $3.20 $2.46

Johnny, Combo Player

: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

$1.49 $2.49 $0.97

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 112Est cost: $510.66

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Avg Mana Value: 13161.43Total Mana Value: 1000269.00

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Avg Mana Value: 13161.43Total Mana Value: 1000269.00

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