Jarad's Explosive Diarrhea • (Golgari Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $7.99

Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord

Jarad gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard.

, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses life equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
Sacrifice a Swamp and a Forest: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature - Elf Zombie

$7.99 $3.46 $4.54

Commander

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Alt win

Qty: 2 Price: $7.98

Brawn

Trample
As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Forest, creatures you control have trample.

Creature - Incarnation

$1.49 $1.09 $1.31

Filth

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Swamp, creatures you control have swampwalk.

Creature - Incarnation

$6.49 $8.39 $3.64

Alt win

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Draw

Qty: 10 Price: $26.10

Altar of the Wretched

When this artifact enters, you may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If you do, draw X cards, then mill X cards, where X is that creature's power.
Craft with one or more creatures

: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

Altar of the Wretched // Wretched Bonemass (lcc) 10

$3.49 $1.77 $1.30

Beast Whisperer

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

Creature - Elf Druid

$12.99 $9.26 $7.24

Dockside Chef

, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.

Creature Enchantment - Human Citizen

$0.79 $0.45 $0.19

Fell Stinger

Deathtouch
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
When this creature exploits a creature, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature - Zombie Scorpion

$0.49 $0.40 $0.23

Grim Haruspex

Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.

Creature - Human Wizard

$2.99 $2.72 $1.54

Midnight Reaper

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Creature - Knight Zombie

$0.49 $0.34 $0.18

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.59 $0.37 $0.19

Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar

, Sacrifice another creature: Draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Elf

$2.49 $2.22 $1.19

Skullport Merchant

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

, Sacrifice another creature or a Treasure: Draw a card.

Creature - Dwarf Citizen

$0.79 $0.35 $0.15

The Gitrog Monster

Deathtouch
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land.
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Horror Frog

$0.99 $3.25 $0.59

Draw

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Explosive Gas

Qty: 11 Price: $21.36

Boneyard Mycodrax

Boneyard Mycodrax's power and toughness are each equal to the number of other creature cards in your graveyard.
Scavenge

(

, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Fungus

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Boneyard Wurm

Boneyard Wurm's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Creature - Wurm

$0.49 $0.93 $0.36

Carrion Grub

This creature gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard.
When this creature enters, mill four cards. (Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature - Insect

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Lord of Extinction

Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.

Creature - Elemental

$13.99 $13.89 $12.03

Necrogoyf

Necrogoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card.
Madness

(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature - Lhurgoyf

$0.99 $0.47 $0.36

Nighthowler

Bestow

(If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.)
This creature and enchanted creature each get +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards.

Creature Enchantment - Horror

$---- $---- $----

Old Stickfingers

When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature - Horror

$1.29 $3.06 $2.22

Revenant

Flying
Revenant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Creature - Spirit

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Sewer Nemesis

As this creature enters, choose a player.
Sewer Nemesis's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the chosen player's graveyard.
Whenever the chosen player casts a spell, that player mills a card.

Creature - Horror

$1.99 $1.02 $0.87

Souls of the Lost

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or sacrifice a permanent.
Fathomless descent — Souls of the Lost's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Creature - Spirit

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Splinterfright

Trample
Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature - Elemental

$0.79 $0.36 $0.25

Explosive Gas

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $336.14

Bala Ged Recovery

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary (znr) 180

$9.99 $6.87 $6.54

Blooming Marsh

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.

: Add

Land

$6.99 $3.52 $2.34

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.79 $2.26 $1.69

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.34 $0.20

Crypt of Agadeem

This land enters tapped.

: Add

for each black creature card in your graveyard.

Land

$6.99 $4.56 $3.43

Darkbore Pathway

: Add

Land

Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway (khm) 292

$8.49 $6.64 $5.94

Dryad Arbor

(This land isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "

: Add

.")

Creature Land - Dryad Forest

$4.49 $4.06 $2.86

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$3.99 $3.23 $2.43

High Market

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life.

Land

$1.49 $2.81 $0.55

Malakir Rebirth

Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire (znr) 111

$18.99 $13.14 $13.02

Mortuary Mire

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.42 $0.37

Necroblossom Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$2.79 $3.24 $2.69

Overgrown Tomb

(

: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Forest

$18.99 $12.98 $11.48

Phyrexian Tower

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: Add

Legendary Land

$42.99 $30.36 $30.56

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.99 $0.42 $0.41

Svogthos, the Restless Tomb

: Add

: Until end of turn, this land becomes a black and green Plant Zombie creature with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard." It's still a land.

Land

$0.79 $0.39 $0.22

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$4.49 $3.66 $3.11

Takenuma, Abandoned Mire

: Add

.
Channel —

, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs

less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Legendary Land

$18.99 $11.26 $10.70

Tree of Tales

: Add

Artifact Land

$3.49 $4.86 $3.29

Twilight Mire

: Add

, or

Land

$1.79 $0.99 $0.72

Undergrowth Stadium

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$13.99 $14.61 $12.38

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$69.99 $56.01 $51.31

Vault of Whispers

: Add

Artifact Land

$8.99 $4.65 $4.68

Verdant Catacombs

, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

$34.99 $29.78 $28.63

Woodland Cemetery

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.

: Add

Land

$1.79 $1.12 $0.71

Land

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Ramp

Qty: 14 Price: $71.56

Birds of Paradise

Flying

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Bird

$19.99 $16.61 $15.09

Bloom Tender

Vivid —

: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Creature - Elf Druid

$17.99 $13.97 $13.90

Deathcap Cultivator

: Add

.
Delirium — This creature has deathtouch as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Creature - Human Druid

$0.49 $0.26 $0.15

Elvish Mystic

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$6.49 $4.99 $2.74

Farhaven Elf

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.39 $0.22 $0.15

Fyndhorn Elves

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$2.79 $1.81 $1.66

Llanowar Elves

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.59 $0.44 $0.36

Oracle of Mul Daya

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may play lands from the top of your library.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$4.49 $5.05 $2.45

Ramunap Excavator

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Creature - Cleric Snake

$5.49 $5.04 $4.03

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Shaman Snake

$0.99 $0.52 $0.34

Selvala, Heart of the Wilds

Whenever another creature enters, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power.

: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Legendary Creature - Elf Scout

$7.49 $6.81 $5.58

Skull Prophet

: Add

: Mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature - Human Druid

$1.99 $0.66 $0.23

Springbloom Druid

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.39 $0.37 $0.19

Wood Elves

When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature - Elf Scout

$1.99 $2.25 $1.09

Ramp

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Recur

Qty: 3 Price: $6.27

Eternal Witness

When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Shaman

$3.49 $2.12 $2.33

Genesis

At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature is in your graveyard, you may pay

. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Incarnation

$1.29 $0.52 $0.31

Timeless Witness

When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Eternalize

(

, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Human Shaman with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Human Shaman

$1.49 $0.89 $0.67

Recur

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Removal

Qty: 7 Price: $11.01

Acidic Slime

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Creature - Ooze

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Caustic Caterpillar

, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature - Insect

$3.99 $3.48 $1.72

Foundation Breaker

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Evoke

(You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature - Elemental

$0.49 $0.55 $0.44

Ravenous Chupacabra

When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Creature - Beast Horror

$0.99 $0.88 $0.31

Reclamation Sage

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Shriekmaw

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.
Evoke

(You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature - Elemental

$4.49 $6.78 $5.19

Thrashing Brontodon

, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature - Dinosaur

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Removal

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sMill

Qty: 13 Price: $143.05

Acolyte of Affliction

When this creature enters, mill two cards, then you may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Aftermath Analyst

When this creature enters, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

, Sacrifice this creature: Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Elf Detective

$1.79 $1.44 $0.52

Altar of Dementia

Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Artifact

$34.99 $20.89 $22.56

Glowspore Shaman

When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from your graveyard on top of your library. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature - Elf Shaman

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Golgari Grave-Troll

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard.

, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate this creature.
Dredge 6 (If you would draw a card, you may mill six cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature - Skeleton Troll

$1.79 $2.13 $1.34

Hermit Druid

: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a basic land card. Put that card into your hand and all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.

Creature - Human Druid

$16.99 $10.91 $6.67

Mesmeric Orb

Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.

Artifact

$27.99 $23.63 $20.41

Nyx Weaver

Reach
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

, Exile this creature: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Enchantment - Spider

$16.99 $10.37 $8.11

Satyr Wayfinder

When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Creature - Satyr

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Stinkweed Imp

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature.
Dredge 5 (If you would draw a card, you may mill five cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature - Imp

$15.99 $14.30 $8.91

Stitcher's Supplier

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature - Zombie

$1.49 $0.47 $0.26

Underrealm Lich

If you would draw a card, instead look at the top three cards of your library, then put one into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Creature - Elf Shaman Zombie

$15.99 $11.18 $9.76

World Shaper

Whenever this creature attacks, you may mill three cards.
When this creature dies, return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Merfolk Shaman

$7.99 $5.33 $5.15

sMill

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Tutor

Qty: 6 Price: $51.14

Elvish Reclaimer

This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard.

, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Warrior Elf

$5.99 $4.30 $3.28

Fauna Shaman

, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$10.99 $6.74 $7.08

Fiend Artisan

This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard.

, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature - Nightmare

$9.99 $5.40 $5.05

Oriq Loremage

: Search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. If it's an instant or sorcery card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature - Human Warlock

$3.49 $1.86 $1.89

Sidisi, Undead Vizier

Deathtouch
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
When Sidisi exploits a creature, you may search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature - Zombie Snake

$19.99 $20.64 $16.24

Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

, Put a verse counter on Yisan: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to the number of verse counters on Yisan, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature - Human Rogue Bard

$0.69 $0.37 $0.15

Tutor

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Maybeboard

Qty: 10 Price: $20.20

Dakmor Salvage

This land enters tapped.

: Add

.
Dredge 2 (If you would draw a card, you may mill two cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Land

$0.49 $0.37 $0.23

Deathrite Shaman

: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. (Activate only as an instant.)

: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life.

: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$8.49 $7.90 $7.03

Disciple of Bolas

When this creature enters, sacrifice another creature. You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.99 $2.19 $0.38

Golgari Thug

When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature - Human Warrior

$0.79 $0.40 $0.30

Jarad's Orders

Search your library for up to two creature cards and reveal them. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Then shuffle.

Sorcery

$2.49 $0.95 $0.78

Kessig Cagebreakers

Whenever this creature attacks, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token that's tapped and attacking for each creature card in your graveyard.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Leyline Prowler

Deathtouch, lifelink

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Beast Nightmare

$0.39 $0.43 $0.15

Llanowar Wastes

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$1.99 $1.14 $1.02

Mossbridge Troll

If this creature would be destroyed, regenerate it.
Tap any number of untapped creatures you control other than this creature with total power 10 or greater: This creature gets +20/+20 until end of turn.

Creature - Troll

$2.79 $1.67 $0.95

Wight of the Reliquary

Vigilance
This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard.

, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Knight Zombie

$1.29 $0.84 $0.19

Maybeboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 103Est cost: $346.46

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Avg Mana Value: 3.01Total Mana Value: 208.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.01Total Mana Value: 208.00

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