Stuff that Butt • (Simic Commander deck) • Archidekt

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The Pride of Hull Clade

This spell costs

less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.
Defender

: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Legendary Creature - Turtle Crocodile Elk

$5.99 $5.79 $5.93

Commander

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Beastmaster Ascension

Whenever a creature you control attacks, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
As long as this enchantment has seven or more quest counters on it, creatures you control get +5/+5.

Enchantment

$34.99 $24.76 $36.25

Anthem

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Psychosis Crawler

Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact - Horror Phyrexian

$1.99 $0.98 $1.12

Burn

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Canopy Gargantuan

Flying, ward

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a number of +1/+1 counters on each other creature you control equal to that creature's toughness.

Creature - Dragon

$9.49 $8.09 $5.40

Dormant Grove

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if that creature has toughness 6 or greater, transform this enchantment.

Enchantment

Dormant Grove // Gnarled Grovestrider (vow) 198

$0.69 $0.30 $0.15

Force of Will

You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.

Instant

$84.99 $54.05 $55.22

Hardened Scales

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Enchantment

$3.49 $1.96 $1.63

Counters

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Charix, the Raging Isle

Spells your opponents cast that target Charix cost

more to cast.

: Charix gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.

Legendary Creature - Crab Leviathan

$4.49 $2.76 $2.76

Creature

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Beast Whisperer

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

Creature - Elf Druid

$12.99 $9.04 $8.80

Biomantic Mastery

Draw a card for each creature target player controls, then draw a card for each creature another target player controls.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.36 $0.20

Chimil, the Inner Sun

Spells you control can't be countered.
At the beginning of your end step, discover 5. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Legendary Artifact

$69.99 $41.51 $38.54

Collective Unconscious

Draw a card for each creature you control.

Sorcery

$1.79 $1.11 $1.00

Fecund Greenshell

Reach
As long as you control ten or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with toughness greater than its power enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Creature - Elemental Turtle

$2.49 $1.09 $0.51

Guardian Project

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard, draw a card.

Enchantment

$14.99 $11.26 $9.37

Jace, Wielder of Mysteries

If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
+1: Target player mills two cards. Draw a card.
−8: Draw seven cards. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.

Legendary Planeswalker - Jace

Jace, Wielder of Mysteries (plst) WAR-54

$18.99 $12.55 $13.02

Last March of the Ents

This spell can't be countered.
Draw cards equal to the greatest toughness among creatures you control, then put any number of creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

$119.99 $151.69 $114.60

Majestic Genesis

Reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone. You may put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

$8.99 $7.04 $6.25

Pollywog Prodigy

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell with mana value less than this creature's power, draw a card.

Creature - Wizard Frog

$11.99 $8.45 $6.60

Scrawling Crawler

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact - Construct Phyrexian

$13.99 $9.68 $8.16

Shadow of the Second Sun

Enchant player
At the beginning of each of enchanted player's postcombat main phases, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase. (The end step happens after the added untap, upkeep, and draw steps.)

Enchantment - Aura

$2.49 $1.12 $0.48

Silent Hallcreeper

This creature can't be blocked.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
• Draw a card.
• This creature becomes a copy of another target creature you control.

Creature Enchantment - Horror

$3.99 $3.82 $1.69

Tribute to the World Tree

Whenever a creature you control enters, draw a card if its power is 3 or greater. Otherwise, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Enchantment

$27.99 $17.82 $14.84

Wall of Blossoms

Defender
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.69 $0.29 $0.15

Wall of Runes

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
When this creature enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Draw

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Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive

Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.

Legendary Creature - Human Rogue

$---- $225.00 $----

Evasion

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Towering Titan

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total toughness of other creatures you control.
Sacrifice a creature with defender: All creatures gain trample until end of turn.

Creature - Giant

$0.99 $0.49 $0.18

Finisher

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Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

$22.99 $19.16 $16.97

Instant

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Alchemist's Refuge

: Add

: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.

Land

$11.99 $9.01 $8.69

Barkchannel Pathway

: Add

Land

Barkchannel Pathway // Tidechannel Pathway (slu) 11

$14.99 $12.04 $10.78

Breeding Pool

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: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Island Forest

$27.99 $26.55 $27.08

Castle Garenbrig

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest.

: Add

: Add six

. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.

Land

$20.99 $16.31 $14.30

Cavern of Souls

As this land enters, choose a creature type.

: Add

: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.

Land

$949.99 $717.70 $----

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$3.49 $3.17 $2.01

Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$4.49 $3.46 $2.67

Fabled Passage

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Land

$---- $14.11 $13.87

Forest

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: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$0.79 $1.96 $1.07

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.

: Add

Land

$15.99 $12.48 $12.24

Island

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: Add

Basic Land - Island

$1.29 $0.81 $0.23

Miren, the Moaning Well

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Legendary Land

$---- $---- $----

Mistrise Village

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest.

: Add

: The next spell you cast this turn can't be countered.

Land

$10.99 $8.35 $7.27

Misty Rainforest

, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

$69.99 $53.23 $52.08

Otawara, Soaring City

: Add

.
Channel —

, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs

less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Legendary Land

$59.99 $37.01 $36.63

Prismatic Vista

, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

$47.99 $40.34 $39.58

Shifting Woodland

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest.

: Add

.
Delirium —

: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Land

$13.99 $9.48 $8.32

Temple of the False God

: Add

. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land

$1.49 $1.24 $0.82

Tropical Island

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: Add

Land - Island Forest

$---- $---- $----

Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$---- $---- $----

Land

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Tree of Redemption

Defender

: Exchange your life total with this creature's toughness.

Creature - Plant

$1.79 $0.70 $0.45

Venser's Journal

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.

Artifact - Book

$10.99 $7.06 $5.34

Lifegain

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Aegis Turtle

Creature - Turtle

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Allosaurus Shepherd

This spell can't be countered.
Green spells you control can't be countered.

: Until end of turn, each Elf creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other creature types.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$109.99 $102.46 $105.35

Bedrock Tortoise

During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Creature - Turtle

$2.49 $1.92 $1.23

Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Creature - Wall

$0.69 $1.34 $0.35

Leyline of Anticipation

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
You may cast spells as though they had flash.

Enchantment

$6.99 $4.57 $2.05

Seedtime

Cast this spell only during your turn.
Take an extra turn after this one if an opponent cast a blue spell this turn.

Instant

$10.99 $13.04 $8.46

Spike Weaver

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.

, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature - Spike

$0.99 $0.90 $0.75

Treefolk Umbra

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Wall of Frost

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Protection

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Arbor Adherent

: Add one mana of any color.

: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the greatest toughness among other creatures you control.

Creature - Druid Dog

$5.49 $4.39 $1.85

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$3.49 $4.77 $3.82

Biomancer's Familiar

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost

less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

: The next time target creature adapts this turn, it adapts as though it had no +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature - Mutant

$2.79 $1.88 $0.98

Birds of Paradise

Flying

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Bird

$14.99 $13.81 $12.49

Crop Rotation

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

$17.99 $19.10 $13.01

Energy Tap

Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of

equal to that creature's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.53 $0.52

Flare of Cultivation

You may sacrifice a nontoken green creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$6.99 $3.86 $3.64

Harrow

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

$8.99 $9.28 $9.32

Inga and Esika

Creatures you control have vigilance and "

: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell."
Whenever you cast a creature spell, if three or more mana from creatures was spent to cast it, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human God

$2.49 $1.72 $1.14

Metamorphosis

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Add X mana of any one color, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.

Sorcery

$---- $---- $----

Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$32.99 $33.62 $30.74

Planar Genesis

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't, put a card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

$0.69 $0.37 $0.15

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$12.99 $9.74 $7.83

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$18.99 $18.28 $13.12

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$54.99 $49.93 $46.15

Training Grounds

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost

less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

Enchantment

$27.99 $26.24 $24.67

Vorinclex

Reach, trample
When Vorinclex enters, search your library for up to two Forest cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

: Exile Vorinclex, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature - Praetor Phyrexian

Vorinclex // The Grand Evolution (mom) 301

$8.99 $7.27 $6.61

Ramp

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Evolution Witness

: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Elf Shaman Mutant

$0.99 $0.78 $0.19

Recursion

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Archdruid's Charm

Choose one —
• Search your library for a creature or land card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield tapped if it's a land card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
• Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

$16.99 $9.89 $9.83

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

$27.99 $22.93 $20.30

Fierce Guardianship

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$84.99 $63.49 $72.10

Force of Vigor

If it's not your turn, you may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.

Instant

$8.99 $8.02 $6.28

Mana Drain

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of

equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant

$69.99 $50.56 $51.18

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$4.49 $4.11 $2.08

Removal

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Angel's Trumpet

All creatures have vigilance.
At the beginning of each player's end step, tap all untapped creatures that player controls that didn't attack this turn. This artifact deals damage to the player equal to the number of creatures tapped this way.

Artifact

$1.99 $0.66 $0.19

Stax

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Emrakul's Messenger

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Flying
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add

Creature - Rogue Faerie Eldrazi

$0.79 $0.34 $0.15

Tokens

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Unstoppable Plan

At the beginning of your end step, untap all nonland permanents you control.

Enchantment

$4.49 $3.00 $2.06

Untap

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $2,344.16

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.33Total Mana Value: 220.00

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Anthem

Burn

Commander

Counters

Creature

Draw

Evasion

Finisher

Instant

Land

Lifegain

Protection

Ramp

Recursion

Removal

Stax

Tokens

Untap

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0 pips - 0 cards

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0 mana - 7 cards

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33 pips - 23 cards

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23 mana - 22 cards

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0 pips - 0 cards

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0 mana - 7 cards

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0 pips - 0 cards

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0 mana - 7 cards

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56 pips - 39 cards

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24 mana - 22 cards

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0 pips - 0 cards

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11 mana - 9 cards

Avg Mana Value: 3.33Total Mana Value: 220.00

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