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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $2.29

Surgeon General Commander

Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.

: Add

, or

Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon

$2.29 $1.05 $0.81

Commander

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Blink

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Ordinary Pony

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Host Creature - Horse

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Blink

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Creature

Qty: 26 Price: $11.90

Alexander Clamilton

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk

$1.29 $1.40 $1.00

Amateur Auteur

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Creature - Human

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Bat-

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Bat

$0.35 $0.11 $0.19

Common Iguana

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Host Creature - Lizard

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Dirty Rat

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Host Creature - Rat

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Eager Beaver

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

Host Creature - Beaver

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Gnome-Made Engine

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Host Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Grusilda, Monster Masher

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.

: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)

Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain

$0.49 $0.35 $0.17

Half-Kitten, Half-

Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Cat

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Half-Orc, Half-

Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Warrior Orc

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Half-Shark, Half-

At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Shark

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Half-Squirrel, Half-

Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Squirrel

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Humming-

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Bird

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Monkey-

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Monkey

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Ninja

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

Creature - Ninja

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Numbing Jellyfish

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.

Host Creature - Jellyfish

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.

Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.

: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)

Legendary Creature - Human Spy

$0.99 $0.43 $0.32

Rhino-

Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Rhino

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)

Legendary Creature - Human Designer

$1.29 $0.76 $0.36

Robo-

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Serpentine

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Wurm

$0.49 $0.19 $0.18

Shaggy Camel

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Host Creature - Camel

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Steam-Powered

:
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Stinging Scorpion

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Host Creature - Scorpion

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Voracious Vacuum

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Host Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Zombified

: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.

, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment

(

, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Creature

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Draw

Qty: 4 Price: $7.52

B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)

As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.

Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.

$0.99 $0.53 $0.37

Booster Tutor

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Instant

$5.49 $3.90 $3.34

Deal Broker

Draft this card face up.
Immediately after the draft, you may reveal a card in your card pool. Each other player may offer you one card in their card pool in exchange. You may accept any one offer.

: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.69 $0.63 $0.31

Mer Man

When this creature enters, you may draw a card.

Host Creature - Human Fish

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Draw

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Enchantment

Qty: 3 Price: $1.33

Animate Library

Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.49 $0.31 $0.18

Cramped Bunker

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.14 $0.15

Name Dropping

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.26 $0.16

Enchantment

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Instant

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Deal Damage

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.69 $0.33 $0.19

Instant

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Land

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Underdome

: Add

: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

Land

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Adorable Kitten

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Host Creature - Cat

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Lifegain

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Planeswalker

Qty: 1 Price: $2.79

Urza, Academy Headmaster

+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.

Legendary Planeswalker - Urza

$2.79 $2.61 $2.35

Planeswalker

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Ramp

Qty: 4 Price: $2.88

Bronze Calendar

Spells you cast cost

less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.30 $0.15

Jack-in-the-Mox

: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add

.
3 — Add

.
4 — Add

.
5 — Add

.
6 — Add

Artifact

$1.49 $2.00 $1.34

Mad Science Fair Project

: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds

. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Selfie Preservation

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Labro Bot

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Host Creature Artifact - Dog

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Strutting Turkey

When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.

Host Creature - Bird

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 10 Price: $5.40

Angelic Rocket

Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Host Creature Artifact - Angel

$0.49 $0.25 $0.17

AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Instant

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Bumbling Pangolin

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Host Creature - Beast Pangolin

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Duh

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.25 $0.16

Entirely Normal Armchair

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.

Artifact

$0.39 $0.24 $0.15

Feisty Stegosaurus

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

Host Creature - Dinosaur

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

GO TO JAIL

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Kill! Destroy!

Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$1.79 $1.40 $0.78

Oddly Uneven

Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Who

Target player gains X life.

Instant

Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Removal

(CTRL to add secondary)

Tokens

Qty: 1 Price: $2.79

Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$2.79 $4.98 $2.33

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 4 Price: $1.68

Clever Combo

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Goblin Tutor

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery

Instant

$0.39 $0.48 $0.51

Johnny, Combo Player

: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

$0.59 $0.23 $0.15

Teacher's Pet

, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Creature - Bird Cat Scientist

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Tutor

(CTRL to add secondary)

Deck Info

Deck size: 60Est cost: $41.02

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.76Total Mana Value: 163.00

Quantity of

Blink

Commander

Creature

Draw

Enchantment

Instant

Land

Lifegain

Planeswalker

Ramp

Recursion

Removal

Tokens

Tutor

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Cost

Production

Cost

12 pips - 11 cards

Production

3 mana - 3 cards

Cost

13 pips - 9 cards

Production

3 mana - 3 cards

Cost

9 pips - 8 cards

Production

3 mana - 3 cards

Cost

9 pips - 8 cards

Production

3 mana - 3 cards

Cost

8 pips - 8 cards

Production

3 mana - 3 cards

Cost

0 pips - 0 cards

Production

1 mana - 1 card

Avg Mana Value: 2.76Total Mana Value: 163.00

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Blink

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Creature

Draw

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Instant

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