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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
A Girl and Her Dogs
When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it.
Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.
Creature - Human
A Girl and Her Dogs (mb2) 515
A Good Thing
Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.
Enchantment
A Good Thing (cmb1) 86
A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 87
Aardwolf's Advantage
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Sorcery
Aardwolf's Advantage (unf) 97
Abian, Luvion Usurper
As Abian, Luvion Usurper enters, you become Abian. (Your life total becomes equal to their loyalty. You can activate the loyalty abilities by spending or gaining life.)
+3: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
+1: Create a 3/2 red and green Spirit creature token.
−X: You deal X damage to any target.
Legendary Planeswalker - Abian
Abian, Luvion Usurper (cmb1) 87
Abstract Iguanart
Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Lizard Art
Abstract Iguanart (und) 47
Aesthetic Consultation
Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
Instant
Aesthetic Consultation (unh) 48
Aether Searcher
Reveal this card as you draft it. Reveal the next card you draft and note its name.
When this creature enters, you may search your hand and/or library for a card with a name noted as you drafted cards named Aether Searcher. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Aether Searcher (cns) 53
Agent of Acquisitions
Draft this card face up.
Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn this card face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round. (You may look at booster packs passed to you.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Agent of Acquisitions (plst) CNS-54
Aggressive Crag
At the beginning of your combat step, tap Aggressive Crag.
: Add
or
.
Land
Aggressive Crag (cmb1) 112
Alberix, the Trade Planet
Planet (When this permanent enters, exile the top five cards of your library as its resources.)
Trade Routes — At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, put two of Alberix's resources into its owner's hand.
• Exile the top card of your library as a resource.
World Enchantment
Alberix, the Trade Planet (mb2) 525
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3a
Amped Up
This spell costs
less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.
Sorcery
Amped Up (unf) 98
Animate Graveyard
Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Graveyard (unf) 65
Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ust) 26
Animate Spell
Flash
Enchant instant or sorcery spell on the stack
When Animate Spell becomes attached to an instant or sorcery, put that card onto the battlefield under its owner's control. It's a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
When Animate Spell leaves the battlefield, enchanted card's owner sacrifices it unless they cast it.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Spell (cmb1) 16
Archdemon of Paliano
Draft this card face up.
As long as this card is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn this card face down. (You may look at cards as you draft them.)
Flying
Creature - Demon
Archdemon of Paliano (cn2) 39
Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
Attempted Murder
Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Sorcery
Attempted Murder (unf) 66
Autograph Book
This artifact enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
,
, Remove a page counter from this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact - Book
Autograph Book (unf) 183
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church
Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Shackle
(
: Attach to target creature you don't control. Shackle only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church (mb2) 509
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Axe of the Warmonger
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste.
Equip
Artifact Hero - Equipment
Axe of the Warmonger (thp3) 7d
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (unh) 92
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (und) 18
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Bag Check
Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
Instant
Bag Check (unf) 36
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 4
Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ust) 127
Bear with Set's Mechanic
Vigilance
Aggressive (During your turn, there is an additional combat phase after the first, and only creatures with aggressive may attack during it.)
Creature - Bear
Bear with Set's Mechanic (cmb1) 71
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103b
Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ust) 128
Bind
Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Draw a card.
Instant
Bind // Liberate (cmb1) 88
Blast from the Past
Madness
, cycling
, kicker
, flashback
, buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Instant
Blast from the Past (und) 48
Blood Poet
Spark (Activate spark abilities by spending or giving yourself spark counters. Activate only one spark ability per turn, and only as a sorcery.)
+1: Blood Poet gains lifelink until end of turn.
−3: Target opponent discards a card. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost.
Creature - Vampire Cleric
Blood Poet (cmb1) 34
Bloodletter
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Zombie
Bloodletter (unh) 50
Blufferfish
: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Fish
Blufferfish (unf) 39
Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Blurry Visionary
When Blurry Visionary enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library and put them back-to-back in the same sleeve with either card in front. They become a modal double-faced card for the rest of the game. Then put that card into your hand. (You can play either face of that double-faced card. Make sure to reset it when the game ends.)
Creature - Human Wizard
Blurry Visionary (mb2) 526
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Instant
Boing! (unf) 40
Bolshack Dragon
Double b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶e̶r̶ strike
While attacking, this creature gets +10̶0̶0̶ power for each f̶i̶r̶e̶ red card in your graveyard.
Creature - Dragon Armored
Bolshack Dragon (mb2) 558
Bombardment
Until end of turn, cards you own that aren't on the battlefield lose all card types, costs, names, and abilities and become red sorceries named Missile that cost
with "Missile deals 2 damage to any target."
Sorcery
Bombardment (cmb1) 53
Bone Rattler
When Bone Rattler is put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it. When you do, create four Reassembling Skeleton token cards and put them into your graveyard.
Creature - Skeleton
Bone Rattler (cmb1) 35
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Border Guardian
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight
Border Guardian (ust) 140
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Boulder Jockey
(
is a land drop. You may give up one potential land drop this turn to pay for
.)
Whenever Boulder Jockey attacks, you may pay
. If you do, create a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token named Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.
Creature - Goblin
Boulder Jockey (mb2) 560
Bow of the Hunter
Equipped creature has "
: This creature deals 2 damage to any target."
Equip
Artifact Hero - Equipment
Bow of the Hunter (thp3) 7e
Box of Free-Range Goblins
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Sorcery
Box of Free-Range Goblins (ust) 77
Built Bear
Legacy (During deckbuilding, circle any number of the following. You can spend 1 point for free. For every 2 points spent beyond that, increase this card's mana cost by
.)
1 point each → Flash; deathtouch; reach; vigilance; or ward

2 points →
: Add one mana of any color.
3 points each → +1/+1; or +0/+2
4 points → When this creature enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Creature - Bear
Built Bear (mb2) 572
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, this enchantment deals 3 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire (ugl) 40
Bursting Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature - Beeble
Bursting Beebles (unh) 28
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 41
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Call from the Grave
Put a random creature from a random graveyard into play under your control. Call from the Grave deals to you an amount of damage equal to that creature's casting cost.
Sorcery
Call from the Grave (mb2) 541
Canal Dredger
Draft this card face up.
Each player passes the last card from each booster pack to a player who drafted a card named Canal Dredger.
: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Canal Dredger (cns) 55
capital offense
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
instant
capital offense (ust) 52
Captain Rex Nebula
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."
Legendary Creature - Human Pilot Employee
Captain Rex Nebula (unf) 257
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Carnival Barker
: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.
Creature - Dog Employee
Carnival Barker (unf) 102
Catch of the Day
As Catch of the Day enters the battlefield, choose one for each of the following.
Keyword → Vigilance; ward
; or islandwalk.
Whenever this creature attacks → Scry 2; goad target creature an opponent controls; or tap target creature an opponent controls.
Size → 6/2; 4/4; or 2/6.
Creature - Serpent
Catch of the Day (mb2) 528
Celebr-8000
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185
Champion of the Hareish
Buddy list (As this creature enters, if any of its creature types isn't on your buddy list, write one of them on your buddy list.)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Hareish if one of that creature's creature types is on your buddy list. Otherwise, write one of its creature types on your buddy list.
Creature - Soldier Rabbit
Champion of the Hareish (mb2) 511
Chaos Orb
,
: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.
Artifact
Chaos Orb (2ed) 236
Charm School
As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Charm School (ugl) 1
Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Chimney Goyf
Flying
Chimney Goyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
When Chimney Goyf dies, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
Creature - Imp Lhurgoyf
Chimney Goyf (cmb1) 38
Chivalrous Chevalier
Flying
When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Chivalrous Chevalier (ust) 5
Circle of Protection: Art
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
Enchantment
Circle of Protection: Art (unh) 6
Circuits Act
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Clambassadors
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clambassadors (ugl) 18
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Cleaver Blow
Multicleave
(You may pay an additional
any number of times as you cast this spell. For each time you do, choose a paired set of square brackets and remove the words in between.)
Destroy target [nonblack] creature [with mana value 3 or less] [an opponent controls]. You [and its controller each] draw a card [and lose 2 life]. Create a [tapped] 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Instant
Cleaver Blow (mb2) 542
Cloak of the Philosopher
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
: Untap equipped creature.
Equip
Artifact Hero - Equipment
Cloak of the Philosopher (thp3) 7b
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Cogwork Grinder
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face down. (Those cards aren't in your card pool.)
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards you removed from the draft with cards named Cogwork Grinder.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Cogwork Grinder (cns) 57
Cogwork Librarian
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put this card into that booster pack.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Cogwork Librarian (cns) 58
Cogwork Spy
Reveal this card as you draft it. You may look at the next card drafted from this booster pack.
Flying
Creature Artifact - Bird Construct
Cogwork Spy (cns) 59
Cogwork Tracker
Reveal this card as you draft it and note the player who passed it to you.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
This creature attacks a player you noted for cards named Cogwork Tracker each combat if able.
Creature Artifact - Construct Dog
Cogwork Tracker (cns) 60
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Comet
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 275
Command the Chaff
Look at target opponent's sideboard. You may cast a card from that sideboard without paying its mana cost.
Exile Command the Chaff.
Instant
Command the Chaff (cmb1) 18
Common Black Removal
Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —
• Create a Food token.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.
Instant
Common Black Removal (mb2) 543
Control Win Condition
This spell can't be countered.
Shroud
Control Win Condition's power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you've taken this game. (If this is in your deck, please keep track of your turns. This means you, Mark.)
Creature - Whale
Control Win Condition (cmb1) 19
Cramped Bunker
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.
Enchantment
Cramped Bunker (ust) 129
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Enchant creature
This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature (unh) 73
Custodi Peacekeeper
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
,
: Tap target creature with power less than or equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Custodi Peacekeeper.
Creature - Human Cleric
Custodi Peacekeeper (cn2) 14
Cyclopean Titan
When Cyclopean Titan dies, two target lands become Swamps. Exile Cyclopean Titan.
,
: Tap target creature, then return Cyclopean Titan to its owner's hand.
Creature - Zombie Giant
Cyclopean Titan (cmb1) 40
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
D00-DL, Caricaturist (unf) 274
Deadhead
: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
Creature - Zombie
Deadhead (ugl) 30
Deal Broker
Draft this card face up.
Immediately after the draft, you may reveal a card in your card pool. Each other player may offer you one card in their card pool in exchange. You may accept any one offer.
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Deal Broker (cns) 61
Decisions, Decisions
Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Sorcery
Decisions, Decisions (unf) 44
Decorated Knight
Whenever Decorated Knight attacks, draw a card from your original deck if it's outside the game.
Creature - Human Knight
Decorated Knight // Present Arms (hho) 19
Defective Detective
This creature can't be blocked.
When this creature enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Defective Detective (ust) 32
Defender of the Queue
Positioning (As this creature enters, lock your creatures in order from left to right for as long as you control a creature with positioning. Each time a creature enters or comes under your control, position it to the left or right of another creature you control.)
Adjacent creatures to the left and right of Defender of the Queue get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Creature - Soldier Centaur
Defender of the Queue (mb2) 512
Devil K. Nevil
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
Legendary Creature - Devil Performer
Devil K. Nevil (unf) 249
Diabolical Salvation
Split second
Create four 4/4 red Devil creature tokens with haste and "When this creature dies, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.'" Sacrifice the Devil tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Instant
Diabolical Salvation (ph17) 1
Discord, Lord of Disharmony
Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Chimera
Discord, Lord of Disharmony (sld) 798
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
Dissatisfied Customer
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Dissatisfied Customer (unf) 72
Do-Over
Restart the turn, except with Do-Over in exile. (First, return all cards to where they were as the turn began. For information from hidden zones like the hand, reconstruct as best you can, and do the rest at random.)
Instant
Do-Over (cmb1) 20
Domesticated Watercourse
Domesticated Watercourse enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
: Until end of turn, Domesticated Watercourse becomes an Equipment artifact with equip
.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Land
Domesticated Watercourse (cmb1) 114
Don't Worry About It
Enchant card in your hand (This Aura remains on the battlefield. If you play enchanted card or it otherwise leaves your hand, put this Aura into the graveyard.)
Enchanted card costs
less to cast.
When you cast enchanted card, copy it.
Enchantment - Aura
Don't Worry About It (mb2) 592
Double Cross
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
Sorcery
Double Cross (ugl) 31
Double Deal
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
Sorcery
Double Deal (ugl) 42
Double Dip
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
Instant
Double Dip (ugl) 3
Double Header
Flying
When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature - Drake
Double Header (unh) 31
Double Play
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Double Play (ugl) 55
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Dungeon Master
+1: Target opponent creates a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "When this creature dies, each opponent gains 2 life."
+1: Roll a d20. If you roll a 1, skip your next turn. If you roll a 12 or higher, draw a card.
−6: You get an adventuring party. (Your party is a 3/3 red Fighter with first strike, a 1/1 white Cleric with lifelink, a 2/2 black Rogue with hexproof, and a 1/1 blue Wizard with flying.)
Legendary Planeswalker - Dungeon Master
Dungeon Master (phtr) 2
Dwarven Confluencer
: Destroy target nontoken land. Its controller creates a Mana Confluence token. (It's a land with "
, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Dwarf
Dwarven Confluencer (mb2) 561
Elusen, the Giving
Flying, vigilance, lifelink, haste
At the beginning of your second main phase, the player to your left gains control of Elusen, the Giving.
Whenever a player donates a permanent to another player, the donating player draws a card, gains 1 life, and creates three Treasure tokens.
Legendary Creature - Angel Advisor
Elusen, the Giving (ph22) 2
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Elvish Impersonators
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
Creature - Elves
Elvish Impersonators (und) 62
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Enchantmentize
Enchant creature or enchantment
Enchanted permanent is an enchantment and loses all other card types. (It still has its abilities, but it's no longer a creature.)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchantmentize (cmb1) 21
Enroll in the Coalition
You are a Flagbearer.
While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose at least one Flagbearer if able.
Enchantment
Enroll in the Coalition (cmb1) 4
Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (unh) 53
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Instant
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) (unh) 10
Ersta, Friend to All
+1: Create a 1/1 Human Wizard creature token that's all colors.
−3: Choose a card name from among Enlightened Tutor, Mystical Tutor, Booster Tutor, Imperial Recruiter, and Worldly Tutor. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
−8: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more Wizards, you win the game."
Ersta, Friend to All can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Ersta
Ersta, Friend to All (ph21) 4
Essence of Ajani
(As this spell resolves, put it into the command zone.)
Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.
Emblem
Essence of Ajani (mb2) 513
Everlasting Lich
Everlasting Lich can't block.
Everlasting Lich can't die. (This creature has indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and doesn't go to the graveyard for having 0 toughness.)
Creature - Zombie
Everlasting Lich (cmb1) 41
Everythingamajig
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
,
: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147c
Everythingamajig
,
: Scry 2.
,
, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147f
Evil Boros Charm
Choose one —
• Evil Boros Charm deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
• Unblocked attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with lifelink and haste.
Instant
Evil Boros Charm (cmb1) 90
Evil Presents
Put a creature card from your hand into play under target opponent's control. That creature attacks each turn if able . . . and always attacks its controller.
Sorcery
Evil Presents (hho) 8
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 45
Exit Through the Grift Shop
Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.
Sorcery
Exit Through the Grift Shop (unf) 74
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Fabled Path of Searo Point
,
: Creatures you control gain landwalk until end of turn.
Legendary Land - Mountain
Fabled Path of Searo Point (ph19) 7
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Falling Star
Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
Sorcery
Falling Star (leg) 145
Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
Fascist Art Director
: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature - Human Horror
Fascist Art Director (unh) 11
First Come, First Served
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
Enchantment
First Come, First Served (unh) 12
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
Flanking Licid
,
: Flanking Licid loses this ability and becomes a creature enchantment that reads "Enchanted creature gains flanking" instead of a creature. Move Flanking Licid onto target creature. You may pay
to end this effect.
Summon Licid
Flanking Licid (mb2) 562
Flavor Disaster
Reach
When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power.
Negamorph
(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for
. Turn it face up any time for its negamorph cost and put a -1/-1 counter on it.)
Creature Enchantment - Elemental Pirate
Flavor Disaster (mb2) 575
Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (und) 4
Flock of Rabid Sheep
Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.
Sorcery
Flock of Rabid Sheep (ugl) 57
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 9
Form of the Mulldrifter
When Form of the Mulldrifter enters, draw two cards.
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Mulldrifter. (You can still evoke this way. They're Mulldrifters.)
Enchantment Tribal - Elemental
Form of the Mulldrifter (cmb1) 22
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
Fowl Play
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchantment - Aura
Fowl Play (ugl) 24
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (unh) 13
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (und) 63
Frenemy of the Guildpact
Protection from enemy-colored multicolored (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything that's two enemy colors, such as blue and green.)
Creature - Spirit
Frenemy of the Guildpact (cmb1) 74
Frogkin Kidnapper
When Frogkin Kidnapper enters, target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a nonland card from it. Ransom that card. (Exile it. Its owner may pay
at any time to return it to their hand.)
Creature - Rogue Frog
Frogkin Kidnapper (cmb1) 42
Frontier Explorer
,
: Until end of turn, you may play one basic Plains card from outside the game.
Creature - Scout Cat
Frontier Explorer (cmb1) 6
Fruitcake Elemental
Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible.
At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you.
: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.
Creature - Elemental
Fruitcake Elemental (hho) 6
Garbage Elemental
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
This creature can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82a
Garbage Elemental
Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82c
Garbage Elemental
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82d
Garbage Elemental
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82f
Garbage Fire
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Instant
Garbage Fire (cn2) 52
Generated Horizons
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Forest land token.
Enchantment
Generated Horizons (cmb1) 75
Gerrymandering
Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.
Sorcery
Gerrymandering (ugl) 59
Get a Life
Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.
Instant
Get a Life (ugl) 4
Get Your Head in the Game
Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
Ghazbán Ogress
When this creature enters, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of this creature.
Creature - Ogre
Ghazbán Ogress (ugl) 60
Gifts Given
Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.
Instant
Gifts Given (hho) 7
Gimme Five
You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)
Instant
Gimme Five (ust) 7
Glade of the Pump Spells
(You have to pay
to play this land as your land drop. It's green.)
When Glade of the Pump Spells enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
: Add
.
Land
Glade of the Pump Spells (mb2) 576
Glimpse, the Unthinkable
Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Illusion
Glimpse, the Unthinkable (mb2) 594
Gluetius Maximus
As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Beast
Gluetius Maximus (unh) 98
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Gobland
(Gobland isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "
: Add
.")
Gobland can't block.
Creature Land - Goblin Mountain
Gobland (mb2) 563
Goblin Bowling Team
If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bowling Team (ugl) 44
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Goblin Sleigh Ride
Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.
Sorcery
Goblin Sleigh Ride (hho) 15
Gobsmacked
Enchant nonland permanent
As this Aura enters, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Enchantment - Aura
Gobsmacked (unf) 11
Gold Mine
: Add
.
Legacy —
, Mark one of Gold Mine's unmarked nodes: Add one mana of any color.
☐, ☐, ☐, ☐, ☐
Land
Gold Mine (cmb1) 116
Golgari Death Swarm
Flying, vigilance
Creature - Fungus Bat Horror
Golgari Death Swarm (cmb1) 91
Gorilla Tactics
Create a 2/2 green Gorilla creature token.
When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Gorilla Tactics, create two 2/2 green Gorilla creature tokens.
Instant
Gorilla Tactics (cmb1) 76
Graveyard Dig
Return up to two target [black or green] creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
You may cast this spell for
. If you do, ignore the bracketed text.
Sorcery
Graveyard Dig (cmb1) 92
Greater Morphling
: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap this creature.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling (unh) 34
Growth Charm
Choose one —
• Rampant Growth
• Giant Growth
• Regrowth
Instant
Growth Charm (cmb1) 77
Growth Spurt
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Instant
Growth Spurt (und) 64
Grusilda, Monster Masher
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
,
: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Grusilda, Monster Masher (ust) 132
Gunk Slug
When Gunk Slug enters, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling
.)
Creature - Slug
Gunk Slug (cmb1) 43
Gus
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
Creature - Gus
Gus (ugl) 62
Halving Season
If an opponent would create one or more tokens, they create half that many of each of those kinds of tokens instead, rounded down.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.
Enchantment
Halving Season (mb2) 545
Hammer Helper
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Hammer Helper (ust) 85
Handcuffs
As this enchantment enters, choose a player.
When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.
Enchantment
Handcuffs (ugl) 32
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ust) 149
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Hazmat Suit (Used)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Hazmat Suit (Used) (ust) 57
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
High Troller
All targeted spells and abilities cost
less and have their targets chosen randomly.
Creature - Shaman Troll
High Troller (cmb2) 54
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ust) 133
Hydradoodle
As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Hydra Dog
Hydradoodle (ust) 112
Illusionary Informant
Draft this card face up.
During the draft, you may turn this card face down. If you do, look at the next card drafted by a player of your choice.
Flying
Creature - Bird Illusion
Illusionary Informant (cn2) 32
Immersturm Battlefield
Hosted creatures get +2/+0 and have haste.
Host
(
: Host target creature at this Realm. A Realm can host any number of creatures. Host only as a sorcery.)
Enchantment - Realm
Immersturm Battlefield (mb2) 564
Impatient Iguana
If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player.
Haste
Creature - Wizard Lizard
Impatient Iguana (cmb2) 55
Impounding Lot-Bot
When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Creature Artifact - Robot
Impounding Lot-Bot (unf) 14
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (unh) 57
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (ust) 88
Inhumaniac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.
Creature - Brainiac
Inhumaniac (und) 41
Innocuous Insect
Buyback
(You may pay an additional
as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Flash
Flying
When you cast this spell, draw a card.
Creature - Insect Eldrazi
Innocuous Insect (cmb1) 23
Interplanar Brushwagg
Interplanar (This creature enters onto the interplanar battlefield. Players can't control creatures on the interplanar battlefield.)
Vigilance, haste
Whenever a player attacks with a creature with power 4 or greater, Interplanar Brushwagg also attacks the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Creature - Brushwagg
Interplanar Brushwagg (cmb1) 79
Inzerva, Master of Insights
+2: Draw two cards, then discard a card.
−2: Look at the top two cards of each other player's library, then put any number of them on the bottom of that library and the rest on top in any order. Scry 2.
−4: You get an emblem with "Your opponents play with their hands revealed" and "Whenever an opponent draws a card, this emblem deals 1 damage to them."
Legendary Planeswalker - Inzerva
Inzerva, Master of Insights (ph17) 2
It That Gets Left Hanging
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Elemental Horror
It That Gets Left Hanging (ust) 89
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Jasconian Isle
(Jasconian Isle isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, it's blue, and it has "
: Add
.")
Jasconian Isle enters tapped.
Jasconian Isle doesn't untap during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay
. If you do, untap Jasconian Isle.
Creature Land - Fish Island
Jasconian Isle (cmb1) 117
Jeskai Baller
When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Creature - Human Athlete
Jeskai Baller (mb2) 517
Jetpack Janitor
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Creature - Human Employee
Jetpack Janitor (unf) 15
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23
Jumbo Imp
Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.
Creature - Imp
Jumbo Imp (und) 42
Jund 'Em Out
Retrace (Sorry, no room for reminder text.)
Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
• Abrupt Decay
• Blightning
• Bloodbraid Elf
• Lightning Bolt
• Liliana of the Veil
• Tarmogoyf
Sorcery
Jund 'Em Out (mb2) 596
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Kaya, Ghost Haunter
0: Exile Kaya, Ghost Haunter haunting target creature for as long as that creature remains on the battlefield.
−1: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to the owner of target haunted creature."
−2: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of target haunted creature for as long as it remains haunted."
Legendary Planeswalker - Kaya
Kaya, Ghost Haunter (cmb1) 94
Killer Cosplay
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Killer Cosplay (unf) 145
Kindslaver
,
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ust) 150
Knife and Death
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
Sorcery
Knife and Death (unf) 77
Knight of Lost Causes
Vigilance
As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible. (You are way behind if, at any point during this turn, an opponent had 10 or more life than you, controlled at least three more creatures than you, or had at least three more cards in hand than you.)
Creature - Human Knight
Knight of Lost Causes (mb2) 518
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Creature - Knight
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (und) 8
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12a
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12b
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12c
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12d
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12e
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12f
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Landfill
Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.
Sorcery
Landfill (ugl) 49
Largepox
Each player discards a card, then loses 1 life, then sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, a planeswalker, and a tribal permanent, then exiles a card from their graveyard, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard, then removes a counter from a permanent they control, then gets a poison counter.
Sorcery
Largepox (cmb1) 44
Lash of the Tyrant
Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has deathtouch.
Equip
Artifact Hero - Equipment
Lash of the Tyrant (thp3) 7c
Lazier Goblin
Motivate
(This creature can't attack or block unless you have paid its motivate cost once. Motivate only as a sorcery.)
When Lazier Goblin enters, it deals 2 damage to any target.
Creature - Goblin
Lazier Goblin (cmb1) 56
Leovold's Operative
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, turn this card face down, then pass the next booster pack without drafting a card from it. (You may look at that booster pack.)
Creature - Elf Rogue
Leovold's Operative (cn2) 66
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Lexivore
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Creature - Beast
Lexivore (ugl) 7
Lich's Duel Mastery
Hexproof
When Lich's Duel Mastery enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of your library face down as shields.
If you would lose life, instead put one of your shields into your hand. If you can't, sacrifice Lich's Duel Mastery.
When Lich's Duel Mastery leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.
Legendary Enchantment
Lich's Duel Mastery (mb2) 546
Lightning Colt
When Lightning Colt enters, it deals 3 damage to any target.
Instant Creature - Horse
Lightning Colt (cmb2) 57
Liliana's Other Contract
When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Enchantment
Liliana's Other Contract // Liliana's Undead Minion (mb2) 548Liliana's Other Contract // Liliana's Undead Minion (mb2) 548
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Lobe Lobber
Equipped creature has "
: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Lobe Lobber (ust) 153
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Loopy Lobster
Four-faced (Whenever this becomes tapped, move it to the next stage, or to stage 1 if it's at stage 4.)
Stage 1 — (1/4)
Stage 2 — (4/1) Evolve
Stage 3 — (2/4)
: Loopy Lobster gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
Stage 4 — (4/4) Vigilance.
: Draw 2 cards.
Creature - Lobster
Loopy Lobster (cmb1) 26
Lore Seeker
Reveal this card as you draft it. After you draft this card, you may add a booster pack to the draft. (Your next pick is from that booster pack. Pass it to the next player and it's drafted this draft round.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Lore Seeker (cns) 62
Lurking Automaton
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Lurking Automaton.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Lurking Automaton (cns) 63
Luxior, Ignited
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on Luxior, Ignited.
+1: Attach this Equipment to up to one target creature you control.
−2: Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains double strike until end of turn.
Legendary Artifact Planeswalker - Equipment Luxior
Luxior, Ignited (mb2) 606
Mad Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Artifact
Mad Science Fair Project (ust) 154
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Magus of the Chains
If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card.
Creature - Human Wizard
Magus of the Chains (mb2) 549
Main Event Horizon
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
Sorcery
Main Event Horizon (unf) 19
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Mana Abundance
If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.
World Enchantment
Mana Abundance (cmb2) 58
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Masterful Ninja
Haste
Reveal this card from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.
: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Troll Ninja
Masterful Ninja (ust) 60
Meandered Towershell
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has islandwalk and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile it and Meandered Towershell. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn, then return Meandered Towershell to the battlefield under its owner's control attached to that creature."
Enchantment - Aura
Meandered Towershell (mb2) 578
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Memory Bank
Draw a card.
Bank (If you cast Memory Bank from your hand, exile it until the end of the match. You may cast it from exile during another game this match. It still counts toward your deck minimum.)
Sorcery
Memory Bank (cmb1) 27
Mesa Chicken
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Bird
Mesa Chicken (ugl) 9
Mine, Mine, Mine!
When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
Enchantment
Mine, Mine, Mine! (ugl) 65
Mirror Mirror
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Mirror Mirror (ugl) 77
Mirrored Lotus
Reflect
(As this enters, each opponent may pay
. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.)
, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
Mirrored Lotus (cmb1) 107
Miss Demeanor
Flying, first strike
At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Miss Demeanor (ugl) 10
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
Instant
Mistakes Were Made (unf) 147
Mobile Clone
Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)
Sorcery
Mobile Clone (unf) 51
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ust) 155
Moniker Mage
, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Moniker Mage (unh) 39
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add
.
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Mons's Goblin Waiters (unh) 82
Mother of Goons
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.
Creature - Human Cleric
Mother of Goons (unh) 59
Mountain Mover
Flying, haste
Whenever Mountain Mover enters or attacks, put a Mountain card from outside the game underneath it.
When Mountain Mover leaves the battlefield, put all cards underneath it onto the battlefield.
Crew 3
Artifact - Vehicle
Mountain Mover (ph20) 2
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
Mox Poison
: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.
Artifact
Mox Poison (mb2) 608
Muraganda Eldrazi
Devoid (This card has no color.)
Deworded (This creature counts as having no abilities.)
When you cast this spell, put a primeval counter on target creature. (A creature with a primeval counter loses all abilities and can't gain abilities.)
Creature - Dinosaur Eldrazi
Muraganda Eldrazi (mb2) 519
Myntasha, Honored One
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may open a sealed Magic booster pack and put the cards on the bottom of your booster pile in a random order.
Spells you cast have booster cascade. (It's like cascade, but use your booster pile rather than your library.)
Legendary Snow Creature - Elk
Myntasha, Honored One (ph19) 5
Naturalize 2
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, emblem, or gameplay tracker. (Trackers include play aids such as dungeons, city's blessing, and monarch. When you destroy it, the associated object or designation is removed from the game.)
Instant
Naturalize 2 (mb2) 579
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198
Necro-Impotence
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
Necro-Impotence (unh) 60
Nerf War
Fire a Nerf® blaster until empty at target library from at least two meters away. For each card knocked off that library, put it into its owner's graveyard and Nerf War deals ½ damage to that player. (Foam darts only.)
Sorcery
Nerf War (h17) 2
New Master of Arms
First strike
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped.
: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.
Creature - Human Soldier
New Master of Arms (mb2) 520
Night of the Flying Merfolk
Bedtime story (Don't put a lore counter on this Saga as it enters. Put a lore counter on it at the beginning of your end step rather than your main phase. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Create two 1/1 blue Merfolk creature tokens.
II — Put a flying counter on each tapped creature you control.
III — Draw a card for each creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.
Enchantment - Saga
Night of the Flying Merfolk (mb2) 532
Nira, Hellkite Duelist
Flash
Flying, trample, haste
When Nira, Hellkite Duelist enters, the next time you would lose the game this turn, instead draw three cards and your life total becomes 5.
Legendary Creature - Dragon
Nira, Hellkite Duelist (phtr) 3
No-Regrets Egret
Flying
Any time you could mulligan and No-Regrets Egret is in your hand, you may reveal No-Regrets Egret. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. (Put those cards back in the same order. You can still mulligan.)
Creature - Bird Scout
No-Regrets Egret (mb2) 533
Noble Ox
Flash
When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox.
Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.
Creature - Ox Noble
Noble Ox (mb2) 521
Non-Human Cannonball
When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Non-Human Cannonball (unf) 115
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41d
Now You See Me . . .
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.
Instant
Now You See Me . . . (unf) 20
Noxious Bayou
: Add
or
. You get a poison counter.
Land
Noxious Bayou (cmb1) 118
Octo Opus
When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, ½/½, and so on.)
Sacrifice this enchantment: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.
Enchantment
Octo Opus (unf) 54
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ust) 15
Ol' Buzzbark
When Ol' Buzzbark enters, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ol' Buzzbark (ust) 134
Old Fogey
Phasing, cumulative upkeep
, echo
, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Summon - Dinosaur
Old Fogey (unh) 106
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
Old-Fashioned Vampire
Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
Creature - Vampyre
Old-Fashioned Vampire (ust) 62
Omenpath to Naya
Vanishing 4 (This land enters the battlefield with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
: Add
,
, or
.
Land - Omenpath
Omenpath to Naya (mb2) 616
Once More with Feeling
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.
DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
Sorcery
Once More with Feeling (ugl) 11
One-Clown Band
: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
One-Clown Band (unf) 117
Opening Ceremony
Add
. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.
Sorcery
Opening Ceremony (unf) 118
Orb of Origin
: Add one mana of any color.
Other noncreature artifacts are mono and continuous. (Each activated ability of mono artifacts costs an additional
to activate if its cost doesn't already include
. As long as a continuous artifact is tapped, it loses all abilities.)
Artifact Poly
Orb of Origin (mb2) 609
Orcish Paratroopers
When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Orcish Paratroopers (unh) 83
Organ Harvest
Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add
.
Sorcery
Organ Harvest (ugl) 35
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ust) 63
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (und) 55
Pair o' Dice Lost
Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.
Instant
Pair o' Dice Lost (unf) 149
Paliano, the High City
Reveal this card as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.
: Add one mana of any color chosen as you drafted cards named Paliano, the High City.
Legendary Land
Paliano, the High City (cns) 65
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Park Map
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Park Map (unf) 190
Party Crasher
Haste
You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Party Crasher (ust) 92
Patient Turtle
Patient Turtle enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if you didn't go first this game.
Creature - Turtle
Patient Turtle (cmb1) 82
Penumbra Umbra
Enchant creature you control
When Penumbra Umbra is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a token that's a copy of enchanted creature, except the token is black.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)
Enchantment - Aura
Penumbra Umbra (mb2) 580
Personal Decoy
Personal Decoy enters with a number of loyalty counters on it equal to your life total. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. You can't be attacked.
+1: You gain 1 life.
−4: Draw a card.
Planeswalker - Duck
Personal Decoy (cmb1) 96
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (ust) 135
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
Sorcery
Phone a Friend (unf) 55
Photo Op
Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.
Sorcery
Photo Op (unf) 83
Phyrexian Librarian
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Horror Phyrexian
Phyrexian Librarian (unh) 62
Pick Your Poison
Choose any number of modes that total exactly 4. You may choose the same mode more than once.
[1] Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
[2] Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
[4] All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Sorcery
Pick Your Poison (cmb1) 97
Pinchy McStingbutt
Deathtouch
Whenever Pinchy McStingbutt deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Death of a Thousand Stings, Lethal Sting, or Stinging Shot at random into your hand and reveal it. (Treat conjured cards like cards.)
Creature - Scorpion
Pinchy McStingbutt (mb2) 552
Pithing Spyglass
As Pithing Spyglass enters, name a keyword ability or ability word.
All cards in all zones lose that keyword ability or ability word and all text tied to that ability.
Artifact
Pithing Spyglass (cmb1) 108
Plain Walker
Plainswalk
Planeswalkerwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a planeswalker.)
Whenever Plain Walker deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, planeswalk. (If you're playing Planechase, proceed to the next plane.)
Creature - Rogue Kithkin
Plain Walker (mb2) 522
Planequake
Planequake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each planeswalker. If X is 10 or more, open the "Uncovered Cavern" plot booster.
Sorcery
Planequake (cmb2) 59
Planeswalkerificate
Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature is a planeswalker in addition to its other types. Its toughness becomes its loyalty. (You change its toughness to activate loyalty abilities. Damage lowers toughness. Toughness doesn't heal at end of turn.) It can't block and gains the following abilities —
+1: Add
.
−1: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
−X: This planeswalker deals X damage to any target.
Enchantment - Aura
Planeswalkerificate (mb2) 565
Plant a Sapling
Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle this spell into its owner's library transformed. (For playtesting purposes, put it into its sleeve upside down.)
Sorcery
Plant a Sapling // Fully-Grown Treefolk (mb2) 582Plant a Sapling // Fully-Grown Treefolk (mb2) 582
Plate Spinning
Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Plate Spinning (unf) 56
Plot Armor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.
Enchantment - Aura
Plot Armor (unf) 152
Pointy Finger of Doom
,
: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Poultrygeist
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Bird Spirit
Poultrygeist (und) 43
Priority Avenger
Flying
Players can't cast instant spells unless a spell or ability is on the stack.
Creature - Wizard Bird
Priority Avenger (cmb1) 9
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Problematic Volcano
When Problematic Volcano enters, it deals 4 damage to any target. Then, starting with you, each player assigns their creatures to the left or right of the volcano. Creatures enter to the left or right of the volcano.
Creatures can't block creatures on the other side of the volcano.
World Enchantment
Problematic Volcano (cmb2) 60
Psychic Network
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
Enchantment
Psychic Network (ugl) 26
Punctuate
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
Instant
Punctuate (unh) 84
Puresteel Angel
Flying, indestructible
When Puresteel Angel enters, exile all artifacts that aren't colorless.
Whenever Puresteel Angel deals combat damage to a player, you get an emblem with "If you would lose the game, instead your life total becomes 20, shuffle your graveyard into your library, you lose all poison counters, and you lose this emblem."
Creature Artifact - Angel
Puresteel Angel (cmb1) 109
Pyretic Hunter
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Pyretic Hunter.
Creature - Elemental Cat
Pyretic Hunter (cn2) 56
Questing Cosplayer
When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has all the abilities of Questing Beast.)
Creature - Human Bard
Questing Cosplayer (mb2) 583
Questionable Cuisine
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sorcery
Questionable Cuisine (unf) 84
Queue of Beetles
Haste
The stack is now first in, first out instead of last in, first out. (The first spell or ability on the stack is the first one to resolve.)
Creature - Insect
Queue of Beetles (cmb2) 61
Rare-B-Gone
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
Sorcery
Rare-B-Gone (unh) 119
Recycla-bird
Flying
When Recycla-bird dies, put a flying counter on target creature you control.
Creature - Bird
Recycla-bird (cmb1) 28
Red Herring
: Exchange Red Herring from your hand with a permanent you control on the battlefield or a spell you control on the stack. If that permanent or spell was the target of a spell or ability, change that target to Red Herring.
Creature - Fish
Red Herring (cmb2) 62
Regicide
Reveal this card as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.
Destroy target creature that's one or more of the colors chosen as you drafted cards named Regicide.
Instant
Regicide (cn2) 45
Remodel
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target artifact.
Instant
Remodel (unh) 108
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (und) 26
Ricochet
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
Enchantment
Ricochet (ugl) 50
Rift
Before drawing your hand, you may start the game with Rift in your opening hand. If you do, draw one fewer card. (Mulligans continue as normal.)
Rift enters tapped.
: Add
.
Legendary Land
Rift (cmb1) 119
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Rock Star
Reach
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature - Elemental Performer
Rock Star (unf) 122
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87
Rules Lawyer
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg
Rules Lawyer (ust) 20
Runed Terror
Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)
Creature Artifact - Elemental Champion
Runed Terror (mb2) 610
Sacrifice Play
A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.
Instant
Sacrifice Play (ust) 21
Sarah's Wings
Target creature or player gains flying until end of turn. (Players with flying can't be dealt damage by creatures without flying.)
Instant Tribal - Angel
Sarah's Wings (cmb1) 11
Sauté
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
Instant
Sauté (unh) 88
Saw in Half
Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
Instant
Saw in Half (unf) 88
Scaled Destruction
Choose one or more —
• Destroy all small creatures.
• Destroy all medium creatures.
• Destroy all large creatures.
(A small creature has total power and toughness 4 or less, medium is 5—8, and large is 9 or more.)
Sorcery
Scaled Destruction (cmb1) 12
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Season's Beatings
Family gathering — Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.
Sorcery
Season's Beatings (hho) 9
Seasoned Weaponsmith
Tasty (This creature can be attacked directly. If it is attacked, it can't block creatures that didn't attack it.)
Creature - Warrior Bird
Seasoned Weaponsmith (cmb2) 63
Second City
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast your second spell in a turn. When that mana is spent, create a Deep Dish Pizza token. (It's a Food artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life and draw a card.")
Land - Town
Second City (pf25) 4
Seek Bolas's Counsel
Choose one at random —
• You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, pay
. If you don't, you lose the game."
• Each player discards their hand.
• Planeswalk to Pools of Becoming. (Once there, you can roll the planar die only if you're playing Planechase.)
• For each opponent, exile cards from the top of their library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.
• Destroy all creatures and non-Bolas planeswalkers.
• You get an emblem with "You can cast nonland cards from your sideboard."
Sorcery
Seek Bolas's Counsel (cmb1) 98
Shahrazad
Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half their life, rounded up.
Sorcery
Shahrazad (arn) 10
Shellephant
: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
Creature - Elephant Turtle and/or
Shellephant (ust) 121
Shoe Tree
This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Creature - Treefolk
Shoe Tree (unh) 109
Side Quest
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
Sorcery
Side Quest (ust) 23
Side to Side
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Side to Side (unh) 110
Siege Elemental
Trample
Untapped creatures can't block.
Tapped creatures can block.
Creature - Elemental
Siege Elemental (cmb2) 64
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
Six-y Beast
As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.
Creature - Beast
Six-y Beast (und) 56
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Slight Malfunction
Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Slight Malfunction (unf) 123
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67a
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67b
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until this creature leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its owner and can't roll dice or touch cards.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67c
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67d
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life equal to its mana value.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67e
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67f
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Smelt
Destroy target artifact.
Instant
Smelt // Herd // Saw (cmb1) 100
Smuggler Captain
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn this card face down.
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card with a name you noted for cards named Smuggler Captain, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Human Pirate
Smuggler Captain (cn2) 47
Snap Judgment
The player who wins this game also wins the match. (A player may concede the game at any time. If the game ends while this spell is on the stack, it never resolves.)
Cycling
Instant
Snap Judgment (mb2) 567
Snow Mercy
Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it.
,
,
,
,
: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.
Snow Enchantment
Snow Mercy (hho) 10
Sole Performer
: Add
. Activate only once each turn. (While activating an ability, use
rather than tapping the permanent to pay for
.)
Creature - Elf Performer
Sole Performer (unf) 154
Soulmates
Enchant two creatures
Enchanted creatures each get +1/+1 and have hexproof.
When one of the enchanted creatures dies, destroy the other.
Enchantment - Aura
Soulmates (cmb1) 84
Space Beleren
Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)
+1: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.
−1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.
−5: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.
Legendary Planeswalker - Jace
Space Beleren (unf) 276
Spark Fiend
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice this creature. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice this creature. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
Creature - Beast
Spark Fiend (ugl) 51
Spear of the General
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip
Artifact Hero - Equipment
Spear of the General (thp3) 7a
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Creature - Insect Alien
Spelling Bee (unf) 155
Spellmorph Raise Dead
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Spellmorph
(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for
. Cast it any time for its spellmorph cost.)
Instant
Spellmorph Raise Dead (cmb1) 46
Spike, Tournament Grinder
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
: Reveal a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format and put it into your hand.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Spike, Tournament Grinder (ust) 69
Spire Phantasm
Reveal this card as you draft it. The next time a player drafts a card from this booster pack, guess that card's name. Then that player reveals the drafted card.
Flying
When this creature enters, if you guessed correctly for a card named Spire Phantasm, draw a card.
Creature - Illusion Gargoyle
Spire Phantasm (cn2) 37
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70
Split Screen
When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.
Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.
Artifact
Split Screen (ust) 158
Spy Eye
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.
Creature - Spy Eye
Spy Eye (ust) 46
Squidnapper
When Squidnapper enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom —
and 2 life
Creature - Pirate Squid
Squidnapper (cmb1) 29
Squirrel Dealer
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Bird Lizard Raccoon
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123
Squirrel Farm
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Squirrel Farm (und) 71
Standard Procedure
, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.
Instant
Standard Procedure (unf) 1
Standing Army
As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.
Creature - Human Soldier
Standing Army (unh) 20
Starlight Spectacular
Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it. (Places everyone! The first creature in line gets +0/+0.)
Enchantment
Starlight Spectacular (unf) 28
Start
Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.
Instant
Start // Fire (cmb1) 101
Stocking Tiger
Stocking Tiger enters with a sealed Magic booster pack under it.
When Stocking Tiger deals combat damage to a player, unwrap the booster pack and put it into your hand.
Creature Artifact - Construct Cat
Stocking Tiger (hho) 13
Stone Drake
Flying
When Stone Drake enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Distract — Tap target land. Draw a card.
• Enthrall — Target player discards a card for each spell you've cast this turn.
Creature - Drake
Stone Drake (mb2) 602
Stop That
Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Stop That (unh) 63
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Strength-Testing Hammer
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Strength-Testing Hammer (unf) 193
Subcontract
A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Sorcery
Subcontract (ust) 73
Summon the Pack
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Sorcery
Summon the Pack (ust) 74
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (und) 59
Super-Duper Lost
Put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat.
Instant
Super-Duper Lost (unf) 59
Supersize
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
Instant
Supersize (unh) 113
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (und) 84
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
: Syr Cadian gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.
: Syr Cadian gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.
Legendary Creature - Knight Bird
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl (und) 15
Team Spirit
Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Instant
Team Spirit (ugl) 67
Teferi, Druid of Argoth
Flash
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Human Druid
Teferi, Druid of Argoth (mb2) 586
Temp of the Damned
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from this creature. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Creature - Zombie
Temp of the Damned (ugl) 38
Temur Elevator
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
: Add
,
, or
. If you don't have the city's blessing, you lose 1 life.
Land
Temur Elevator (mb2) 619
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
The Colossal Dreadmaw
Trample
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Colossal Dreadmaw. (They become Colossal Dreadmaws.)
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur
The Colossal Dreadmaw (mb2) 573
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ust) 80
The Fallen Apart
This creature enters with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to this creature, remove an arm or a leg from it.
This creature can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature - Zombie
The Fallen Apart (unh) 55
The Fifth Alias
Before the game begins, if The Fifth Alias is your commander or in your deck, secretly make a list of five nonland cards in your deck. (Don't forget to do this!)
As you draw a card on your list, you may reveal it, show it was on the list, and exclaim its name. If you do, cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter
The Fifth Alias (unk) RZ03g
The Grand Calcutron
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron (ust) 131
The Grand Tour
Exile target permanent, then put it into its owner's hand. That player discards that card, then puts it on top of their library. Then they put it onto the battlefield.
Instant
The Grand Tour (cmb1) 30
The Secret Lair
: Add
.
, Say the secret word: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1. You gain 1 life.
Legendary Land - Lair
The Secret Lair (ph20) 3
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service (ugl) 53
There
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Instant - Lesson
There // They're // Their (mb2) 537
Three-Headed Goblin
Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)
Creature - Goblin Mutant
Three-Headed Goblin (ust) 99
Throat Wolf
You may cast Throat Wolf during an opponent's combat phase.
Firstest strike (This creature deals combat damage to creatures before creatures with first strike.)
After each opponent's first combat phase of each turn, there is an additional combat phase. Only Throat Wolf can attack during that combat phase.
Summon Wolf
Throat Wolf (cmb2) 65
Time Machine
: Exile this artifact and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.
Artifact
Time Machine (unh) 128
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (und) 28
Time Sidewalk
Take an extra turn after this one.
If this card is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, create four Time Walk token cards and shuffle them into your deck.
Sorcery
Time Sidewalk (cmb1) 31
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (und) 73
TL;DR
Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)
Instant
TL;DR (mb2) 553
Toddler's Rage
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has tantrum. (It's like trample but for blocking.)
Enchantment - Aura
Toddler's Rage (mb2) 568
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Touch and Go
Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorcery
Touch and Go (unh) 90
Trapeze Artist
Flying
This creature enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.
Creature - Human Performer
Trapeze Artist (unf) 32
Trial and Error
Whenever Trial and Error is countered or fizzles, you may copy it and choose new targets for the copy.
Trial and Error deals 3 damage to any target.
Instant Elemental - Fire
Trial and Error (cmb2) 68
Truss, Chief Engineer
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
,
, Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Vedalken Employee
Truss, Chief Engineer (unf) 272
Truth or Dare
Target opponent chooses one —
• Truth — That player plays with their hand revealed for the rest of the game.
• Dare — Mill all but the bottom ten cards of that player's library. (To mill, put the top card of that library into its owner's graveyard.)
Sorcery
Truth or Dare (cmb1) 32
Tug of War
Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.
Sorcery
Tug of War (unf) 159
Two by Four
Choose one or both —
• Put a base power 4 counter on target creature.
• Put a base toughness 4 counter on target creature.
Instant
Two by Four (mb2) 538
Under-Construction Skyscraper
Level up
(
: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)
: Add
.
LEVEL 1-7
: Add
,
,
, or
.
LEVEL 8+
: Add
,
,
, or
. Scry 1.
Land
Under-Construction Skyscraper (mb2) 620
Unicycle
First strike, haste
Equipped creature has first strike and haste.
Equip

Crew 1
Artifact - Equipment Vehicle
Unicycle (cmb1) 110
Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82
Urza's Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Urza's Science Fair Project (ugl) 83
Value Town
Value Town enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Value Town // Take a Trip to... (mb2) 621
Vegetation Abomination
Deathtouch
, Sacrifice this creature: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Creature Artifact - Mutant Plant Food
Vegetation Abomination (unf) 160
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Untap two target permanents.
• Tap each permanent target player controls with exactly one word in its name.
• Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.
• Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49b
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Draw a card from an opponent's library.
• Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
• Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49c
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Return target permanent to its controller's hand.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Change the target of target spell with a single target.
• Turn over target nontoken creature.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49d
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Counter target black-bordered spell.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.
• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49e
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Scry 3.
• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49f
Vile Bile
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Ooze
Vile Bile (unh) 65
Volrath's Motion Sensor
Enchant player
As this Aura enters, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances this Aura on the back of that hand.
When this Aura falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice this Aura and enchanted player loses 3 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Volrath's Motion Sensor (ugl) 39
Vuzzle Spaceship
Spaceship 6 (This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters. If it would be dealt damage, remove that many +1/+1 counters instead. Its abilities are active as long as it has at least that many +1/+1 counters.)
Thrusters [6] → Flying
Lasers [3] → Whenever Vuzzle Spaceship attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Vuzzle Spaceship (mb2) 569
Waste Land
: Add
.
, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token. (It's a land with
: Add
.)
Land
Waste Land (cmb1) 121
Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (unf) 538
Well Done
Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
Sorcery
Well Done (unf) 128
Werewhat
Daybound
As Werewhat enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard or hand. If you do, that card becomes this creature's back face and that back face has nightbound. If you exiled a card from your hand this way, draw a card.
Creature - Werewolf
Werewhat (mb2) 587
Wet Willie of the Damned
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned (unh) 66
Whammy Burn
Shuffle your whammy deck, then reveal cards from the top of your whammy deck until you reveal an Island or choose to stop. Then, if no Islands were revealed this way, Whammy Burn deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of cards revealed. (A whammy deck consists of a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)
Instant
Whammy Burn (cmb1) 70
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (unh) 67
Whispergear Sneak
Draft this card face up.
During the draft, you may turn this card face down. If you do, look at any unopened booster pack in the draft or any booster pack not being looked at by another player.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Whispergear Sneak (cns) 64
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75
Who's That Praetor?
Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor
Sorcery
Who's That Praetor? (mb2) 506
Wisedrafter's Will
Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Draw a card.
, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Counter target spell.
Enchantment
Wisedrafter's Will (mb2) 539
Witty Demon
Flying
When Witty Demon enters, if your starting library had at least 13 cards over the minimum, search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. Otherwise, Witty Demon deals 4 damage to you.
Creature - Demon
Witty Demon (cmb1) 50
Working Stiff
As this creature enters, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Mummy
Working Stiff (unh) 68
Wormhole Warp
Exile target creature an opponent controls. That player reveals cards from their sideboard at random until they reveal a nonland card. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Instant
Wormhole Warp (mb2) 570
Wrath of Leknif
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Untap up to four lands you control.
Sorcery
Wrath of Leknif (mb2) 605
Wrath of Sod
Put a manabond counter on all creatures. (They lose all other abilities and become lands with "
: Add one mana of this card's color.")
Sorcery
Wrath of Sod (cmb1) 103
Wrenn and One
+1: Wrenn and One gains "
: Add
" until your next turn.
−1: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
−4: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add
for each creature you control."
Planeswalker Land - Wrenn
Wrenn and One (mb2) 588
X
As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
,
: Put X into target opponent's hand.
: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
X (ust) 137
Xyru Specter
Flying
Whenever Xyru Specter deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card unless they challenge you. If challenged, and you show them two black cards in your hand, they must discard two cards.
Summon - Specter
Xyru Specter (cmb1) 51
Yet Another Aether Vortex
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Enchantment
Yet Another Aether Vortex (unh) 91
You're in Command
Choose target creature you own and control. That creature becomes your commander. Any other commanders you have are no longer your commander. (That creature starts with a commander tax of
.)
Sorcery
You're in Command (cmb1) 15
Zyym, Mesmeric Lord
Flying, deathtouch
When Zyym, Mesmeric Lord enters the battlefield, target opponent chooses an order for the cards in their hand, then reveals them one by one until you say stop. That player then discards the most recently revealed card.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Vampire
Zyym, Mesmeric Lord (cmb1) 104

1. Functions on Own

(CTRL to add secondary)

2. Benefits from Help

Qty: 119 Price: $131.36
_____
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature - Shapeshifter
_____ (unh) 23
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster
When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat.
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat.
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster (unf) 256
Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (und) 16
All-Star Kicker
Assist kicker
(You and up to one other player can spend mana to pay this kicker cost.)
When All-Star Kicker enters the battlefield, your team may pass the ball. Then if All-Star Kicker was kicked, creatures your team controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. (To pass the ball, one of the players on your team gives a permanent or card in hand to another player on your team.)
Creature - Orc Athlete
All-Star Kicker (mb2) 557
Alpha Guard
When this creature enters, choose a letter.
: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.
Creature - Elf Employee
Alpha Guard (unf) 129
Andrios, Roaming Explorer
Reach
As long as Andrios is attacking, tapped creatures you control with base power and toughness 4/3 have base power and toughness 16/9.
: Add
. Creature spells you spend this mana to cast have their base power and toughness become 4/3.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Wizard
Andrios, Roaming Explorer (ph21) 1
Animus of Predation
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. (It isn't in your card pool.)
If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, this creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.
Creature - Avatar
Animus of Predation (cn2) 60
Arcane Savant
Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile an instant or sorcery card you drafted that isn't in your deck.
When this creature enters, copy a card you exiled with cards named Arcane Savant. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Creature - Human Wizard
Arcane Savant (cn2) 27
Arcanum Things
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip

Equipment swap
(
: Exchange this Equipment with an Equipment card in your hand. If this Equipment was attached to a creature, attach the new Equipment to that creature.)
Artifact - Equipment
Arcanum Things (mb2) 508
Arteeoh, Dread Scavenger
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Arteeoh deals combat damage to a player, you may exchange control of two other target artifacts. When you do, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you don't control, except it's a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token in addition to its other colors and types.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
Arteeoh, Dread Scavenger (ph21) 2
Artful Looter
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.
Creature - Human Wizard
Artful Looter (unh) 25
Assembled Ensemble
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
Assembled Ensemble (unf) 3
Barry's Land
: Add
.
Basic Land - Cloud
Barry's Land (cmb1) 113
Biting Remark
Scrycast
(If you see this card while scrying, you may reveal it and cast it by paying
.)
Flying
Creature - Elemental
Biting Remark (cmb1) 17
Boltfire
Boltfire deals 2 damage to any target.
Flashforward
(You may cast this card from exile for its flashforward cost. Then put it on the bottom of your library.)
Sorcery
Boltfire (mb2) 559
Bucket List
Whenever you cast a spell of a type showing on Bucket List, put a counter over that type and draw a card. If all five types on Bucket List have counters over them, sacrifice it and draw one more card.
☐ artifact ☐ creature ☐ enchantment ☐ instant ☐ sorcery
Enchantment
Bucket List (cmb1) 89
Buried Ogre
You may begin the game with Buried Ogre in your graveyard. If you do, you lose 1 life.
Creature - Zombie Ogre
Buried Ogre (cmb1) 36
By Gnome Means
, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.
Enchantment
By Gnome Means (ust) 4
Caller of the Untamed
Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck.
,
: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.
Creature - Elf Shaman
Caller of the Untamed (cn2) 62
Chronobot
When Chronobot enters, switch upkeep steps with target opponent for as long as it remains on the battlefield. (You take your upkeep on their turn, and they take their upkeep on your turn.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Chronobot (cmb1) 105
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Clocknapper
When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
Creature - Human Spy
Clocknapper (ust) 29
Collector Protector
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or this creature this turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Collector Protector (unh) 7
Crow Storm
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Sorcery
Crow Storm (ust) 31
Domesticated Mammoth
Domesticated Mammoth enters with a token copy of Pacifism attached to it.
Snow Creature - Mammoth
Domesticated Mammoth (cmb1) 72
Don't Try This at Home
If a hot source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.
Enchantment
Don't Try This at Home (unf) 105
Drawn Together
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
Enchantment
Drawn Together (unh) 8
Duelists' Convocation International
When Duelists' Convocation International enters the battlefield, choose a 10-digit number at random and write it down.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a mana value with one or more uncrossed digits in the chosen number, cross out one of those digits and draw a card. Then if all ten digits are crossed out, you win the game.
Enchantment
Duelists' Convocation International (mb2) 529
Embiggen
Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has.
Instant
Embiggen (unf) 137
Enchanted Prairie
Enchanted Prairie enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land Enchantment
Enchanted Prairie (cmb1) 115
Everythingamajig
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
,
: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147a
Everythingamajig
,
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
,
: You gain 10 life.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147b
Everythingamajig
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
,
: This artifact deals 12 damage to target creature.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147d
Everythingamajig
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Add
.
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147e
Fetching Garden
(
: Add
or
.)
Fetching Garden enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.
Land - Plains Forest
Fetching Garden (mb2) 611
Framed!
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Instant
Framed! (unh) 33
Friarball
Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token.
Coststorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each different mana value among other spells and lands you've played this turn.)
Sorcery
Friarball (mb2) 514
Garbage Elemental
Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82e
Geometric Weird
At the beginning of each end step, you may have Geometric Weird's base power and toughness each become equal to the greatest number of spells and abilities from different sources that were on the stack simultaneously that turn.
Creature - Weird
Geometric Weird (cmb2) 69
Goblin Cruciverbalist
Haste
When this creature enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever this creature attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.
Creature - Wizard Goblin Guest
Goblin Cruciverbalist (unf) 110
Goblin Haberdasher
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Creature - Goblin Hatificer
Goblin Haberdasher (und) 51
Graphic Violence
All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Instant
Graphic Violence (unh) 100
Graveyard Busybody
All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Creature - Human Spy
Graveyard Busybody (ust) 34
Gray Merchant of Alphabet
When this creature enters, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature - Zombie Performer
Gray Merchant of Alphabet (unf) 75
Greatest Show in the Multiverse
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game.
I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Artifact Enchantment - Saga
Greatest Show in the Multiverse (unf) 189
Hat Trick
Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.
Instant
Hat Trick (unf) 13
Heart of a Duelist
You may draw cards from anywhere in your library. (You don't get to look at them or reorder them while doing so.)
When Heart of a Duelist enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchantment
Heart of a Duelist (mb2) 530
Icing Manipulator
Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
,
: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Employee
Icing Manipulator (unf) 142
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose Flavorful or Bland.
• Flavorful — Whenever a creature you control with flavor text enters, draw a card.
• Bland — Whenever a creature you control without flavor text enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113a
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113c
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113d
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113e
Ineffable Blessing
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113f
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs
less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
Creature - Beast Demon Grandchild
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. (und) 40
Inspirational Antelope
Legacy — Before the game starts, choose a keyword or ability word and write it below.
Spells with __________ you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Antelope
Inspirational Antelope (cmb1) 78
Intangible Vibes
All creatures are tokens. (They're considered tokens for spells and abilities. After a creature leaves the battlefield, it ceases to exist.)
Enchantment
Intangible Vibes (mb2) 516
It Came from Planet Glurg
You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze Alien
It Came from Planet Glurg (unf) 261
Jester's Sombrero
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.
Artifact
Jester's Sombrero (ugl) 76
Keeper of the Crown
(
can be paid with one mana from a legendary source.)
Other legendary creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible.
Creature - Human Noble
Keeper of the Crown // Coronation of the Wilds (mb2) 577
Kharis & The Beholder
Flying
When Kharis & The Beholder enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white Human creature token and make a charisma check. (Roll a d20.)
• If the result plus the number of creatures you control is greater than 11, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
• If the result is a natural 20, for each nonlegendary creature you control, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Dragon Eye
Kharis & The Beholder (ph18) 1
Kozilek, Compleated
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference.
Annihinfect (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent for each poison counter they have.)
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Phyrexian
Kozilek, Compleated (mb2) 502
Krosan Adaptation
Enchant creature
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. The copies enter as tokens.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.
Enchantment - Aura
Krosan Adaptation (cmb1) 80
Lazotep Archway
Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Eternalize
(
, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie creature and loses all other card types. Eternalize only as a sorcery. And don't forget it still enters tapped!)
Land
Lazotep Archway (mb2) 613
Leading Performance
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
Sorcery
Leading Performance (unf) 18
Lifening Elemental
Lifelink
Splice onto instant or sorcery
(As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's abilities to that spell. It's still an instant or sorcery spell.)
Creature - Vampire Elemental
Lifening Elemental (mb2) 547
Louvaq, the Aberrant
Protection from modified creatures (Modified creatures have a power, toughness, or ability different than their printed versions.)
At the beginning of each player's end step, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that player controls.
Legendary Creature - Mutant
Louvaq, the Aberrant (cmb1) 95
Lutri, Pauper Otter
Companion — Your starting deck contains no cards with a silver, gold, orange, or purple expansion symbol. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for
as a sorcery.)
When Lutri, Pauper Otter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Otter
Lutri, Pauper Otter (mb2) 597
M'Odo, the Gnarled Oracle
Eminence —
, Discard a card: Target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X or less. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control, then that player shuffles the rest into their library. Activate this ability only if M'Odo, the Gnarled Oracle is on the battlefield or in the command zone.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Elf Zombie
M'Odo, the Gnarled Oracle (ph17) 3
Madlands
Madlands enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Madness
(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, play it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard. You can play a land only during your turn and only if you have an available land play remaining.)
Land
Madlands (mb2) 614
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout
Land casualty 2 (As this land enters, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this land.)
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout (mb2) 615
Mana Flair
Add
for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.
Instant
Mana Flair (unh) 81
Meet and Greet "Sisay"
Whenever you cast a spell, choose one —
• Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.
• History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Meet and Greet "Sisay" (unf) 264
Microscope
: Surveil 1.
: Target permanent card in a graveyard becomes a 0/0 black Germ creature in addition to its other colors and types until end of turn. (This effect ends if it leaves the graveyard.)
Artifact
Microscope (mb2) 607
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Narod, the Beige Flower
Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its mana value rather than its power.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Plant
Narod, the Beige Flower (mb2) 599
Naughty
Search another target player's library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle that player's library.
Sorcery
Naughty // Nice (hho) 12
Park Re-Entry
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Park Re-Entry (unf) 22
Phyrexian Seedling
Phyrexian Seedling enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Proliferatelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to proliferate that many times. You proliferate before checking for lethal damage on creatures.)
Creature - Plant Phyrexian
Phyrexian Seedling (mb2) 581
Processing Plant
Processing Plant enters the battlefield tapped.
When Processing Plant enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, untap Processing Plant. Otherwise, exile the top card of each opponent's library.
: Add
,
,
, or
.
Land - Power-Plant Ulamog's
Processing Plant (mb2) 617
Proper Laboratory Attire
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Proper Laboratory Attire (ust) 156
Pygmy Giant
,
, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Creature - Giant
Pygmy Giant (unh) 85
Pyromancy 101
Pyromancy 101 deals 1 damage to any target.
Teach
(Then exile this spell taught to a creature you control. For as long as this card remains exiled, that creature has "
: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy for its teach cost.")
Sorcery - Lesson
Pyromancy 101 (mb2) 566
R&D's Secret Lair
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Legendary Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135
Rat in the Hat
, Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.
Creature - Rat Rogue
Rat in the Hat (unf) 86
Selfie Preservation
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Sorcery
Selfie Preservation (ust) 119
Souvenir T-Shirt
Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As this Equipment enters, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Souvenir T-Shirt (unf) 192
Stack of Paperwork
When Stack of Paperwork enters, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt. You know, like it used to.)
Enchantment
Stack of Paperwork (cmb1) 13
Staff of the Letter Magus
As this artifact enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
Artifact
Staff of the Letter Magus (ust) 159
Starting Town NPC
Each creature card in your hand has a
Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." (You may cast it as the Adventure for
. Then exile it, and you may cast the creature later from exile.)
Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Creature - Human Peasant
Starting Town NPC (mb2) 585
Stet, Draconic Proofreader
Flying
Whenever Stet attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card.
: Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Bureaucrat
Stet, Draconic Proofreader (und) 57
Sunimret
Reverse miracle
(If this card is on the bottom of your library as you begin searching it, you may cast it by paying its reverse miracle cost.)
Exile all creatures.
Sorcery
Sunimret (cmb1) 47
Surprise Party
When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Enchantment
Surprise Party (unf) 29
Symbol Status
Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.
Sorcery
Symbol Status (unh) 114
T.A.P.P.E.R.
, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
T.A.P.P.E.R. (unf) 31
Taiga Stadium
Taiga Stadium enters tapped unless you control a white, blue, or black permanent.
: Add
or
.
Land
Taiga Stadium (cmb1) 120
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98d
The Cinematic Phoenix
Flying, haste, protection from red
,
: Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Tap six untapped creatures you control: Return The Cinematic Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you tapped six legendary creatures this way, you win the game.
Legendary Creature - Phoenix
The Cinematic Phoenix (ph19) 6
The Heron Moon
: Add
.
,
: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library.
Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Then if it has thirteen or more release counters on it, sacrifice it and create a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End. Cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Land
The Heron Moon (mb2) 612
The Legend of Arena
The Legend of Arena can be your commander.
I, II — Create a 2/1 red Human Wizard creature token. Spells you cast this turn cost
less to cast for each Wizard you control.
III — Search your library for a planeswalker card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. It enters with an additional loyalty counter on it for each Wizard you control.
Legendary Enchantment - Saga
The Legend of Arena (ph18) 4†
Tibalt the Chaotic
+1: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Ignorant Bliss, Crack the Earth, Blazing Volley.
−3: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Seething Song, Dance with Devils, Flamebreak.
−6: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Hellion Eruption, Insurrection, Warp World.
Legendary Planeswalker - Tibalt
Tibalt the Chaotic (cmb2) 66
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29
Transcantation
Target instant or sorcery spell becomes a copy of Lightning Bolt. Its controller may choose new targets for it.
Instant
Transcantation (cmb2) 67
Treacherous Trapezist
Flying
Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)
Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.
Creature - Performer Porcupine
Treacherous Trapezist (unf) 60
Underdark Beholder
Underdark Beholder enters the battlefield with ten eyestalk counters on it.
If Underdark Beholder would be dealt damage, remove that many eyestalk counters from it instead. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Whenever Underdark Beholder attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant, sorcery, or enchantment card with converted mana cost less than the number of eyestalk counters on Underdark Beholder. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Shuffle your library.
Creature - Beholder
Underdark Beholder (cmb1) 49
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199
Vazal, the Compleat
Megalegendary (Your deck can have only one copy of this card.)
Vigilance, trample
Vazal, the Compleat has the activated abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Phyrexian
Vazal, the Compleat (cmb1) 85
Volatile Chimera
Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile three or more creature cards you drafted that aren't in your deck.
: Choose a card at random you exiled with cards named Volatile Chimera. This creature becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.
Creature - Elemental Chimera
Volatile Chimera (cn2) 59
Weaponized Scrap
Upgrade (This creature enters covering another artifact you control. If it can't, exile it. Ignore the artifact it's covering. Anywhere this card goes, cards underneath it also go. It has haste.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Weaponized Scrap (cmb1) 111
Wizened Arbiter
When Wizened Arbiter enters, you may reveal a white card you own from outside the game. If you do, exchange that card with a card in your hand.
Creature - Human Wizard Soldier
Wizened Arbiter (cmb1) 14
Wordmail
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Enchantment - Aura
Wordmail (unh) 22
World-Bottling Kit
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Artifact
World-Bottling Kit (unh) 133
Yawgmoth's Day Planner
, Pay 2 life: Add
.
You may cast spells from your graveyard. Only mana produced by abilities that caused you to lose life may be spent to cast spells this way. (Damage causes loss of life.)
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
Artifact
Yawgmoth's Day Planner (mb2) 555
You Compleat Me
If your life total is greater than 10, it becomes 10. For the rest of the game, your maximum life total is 10. You get an emblem with "Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life."
Sorcery
You Compleat Me (mb2) 556
Your Wish Is My Command
You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your sideboard. If you cast a modal spell this way, you may choose an additional mode. (A modal spell lets you choose one or more modes from a bulleted list.)
Sorcery
Your Wish Is My Command (mb2) 540
Zone of Flame
Enchant zone (Battlefield, command, exile, and stack are shared zones. Each player has their own graveyard, hand, and library zones.)
Whenever one or more cards enter or leave enchanted zone, Zone of Flame deals 1 damage to each opponent. (Tokens aren't cards.)
Enchantment - Aura
Zone of Flame (mb2) 571
Zzzyxas's Abyss
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Enchantment
Zzzyxas's Abyss (unh) 70

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"Lifetime" Pass Holder
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder (unf) 79
Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Sorcery
An Incident Has Occurred (unf) 143
Atomwheel Acrobats
Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature - Elf Performer
Atomwheel Acrobats (unf) 130
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
,
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Creature - Beeble
Bamboozling Beeble (unf) 37
Black Hole
Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.
Sorcery
Black Hole (unf) 67
Centaur of Attention
When this creature enters, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of this creature's stored results.
This creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.
Creature - Centaur Performer
Centaur of Attention (unf) 132
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Chipper Chopper
Flying
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Chipper Chopper (ust) 28
Chittering Doom
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Chittering Doom (ust) 104
Clam-I-Am
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam-I-Am (ugl) 19
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
,
: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
Artifact
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (ust) 142
Cogmentor
Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Rigger Gnome
Cogmentor (ust) 143
Coming Attraction
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Sorcery
Coming Attraction (unf) 135
Complaints Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature - Beast Employee Sloth
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Contraption Cannon
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
Artifact
Contraption Cannon (ust) 144
Deadbeat Attendant
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vampire Employee
Deadbeat Attendant (unf) 69
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost
When Dee Kay enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Legendary Creature - Zombie Employee
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost (unf) 259
Discourtesy Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Vampire Employee
Discourtesy Clerk (unf) 70
Down for Repairs
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)
Sorcery
Down for Repairs (unf) 73
Draconian Gate-Bot
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
Creature Artifact - Robot
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
Eelectrocute
Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast it this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Instant
Eelectrocute (unf) 106
Finders, Keepers
Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Finders, Keepers (ust) 55
First Pick
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
First Pick (ust) 109
Garbage Elemental
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Creature - Elemental Rigger
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82b
Goblin Blastronauts
When this creature enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Blastronauts (unf) 109
Goblin Bookie
,
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bookie (ugl) 43
Goblin Girder Gang
Reach
Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on this creature, you may store that result on it. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
This creature gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Girder Gang (unf) 111
Ground Pounder
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gains trample until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ground Pounder (ust) 110
Hammer Jammer
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Hammer Jammer (ust) 86
Incite Insight
Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Incite Insight (ust) 36
Jackknight
Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Jackknight (ust) 11
Joyride Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Joyride Rigger (ust) 114
Kindly Cognician
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost
less to cast.
Creature Artifact - Artificer Cyborg
Kindly Cognician (ust) 37
Krark's Other Thumb
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Other Thumb (ust) 151
Line Cutter
When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
Line Cutter (unf) 80
Midlife Upgrade
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Midlife Upgrade (ust) 14
Monitor Monitor
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay
to reroll one or more dice you rolled.
Creature - Human Employee
Monitor Monitor (unf) 52
Monoxa, Midway Manager
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Legendary Creature - Vampire Employee
Monoxa, Midway Manager (unf) 265
Motion Sickness
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach this Aura to target tapped creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Motion Sickness (unf) 53
Myra the Magnificent
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
,
: Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Put a midway counter on it. For as long as that Attraction is on the battlefield, whenever you visit it, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Myra the Magnificent (unf) 267
Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
Overt Operative
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Ninja
Overt Operative (ust) 64
Petting Zookeeper
Reach
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Elf Employee
Petting Zookeeper (unf) 150
Pippa, Duchess of Dice
,
: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
,
: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Pippa, Duchess of Dice (und) 68
Pokey, the Scallywagg
Menace
If you would flip a coin, you may instead roll a d20. 1−10 is tails and 11−20 is heads. (It counts as rolling a die, not flipping a coin.)
If you would roll a d20, you may instead flip a coin. Tails is 1 and heads is 20. (It counts as flipping a coin, not rolling a die.)
Legendary Creature - Pirate Brushwagg
Pokey, the Scallywagg (mb2) 600
Priority Boarding
Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.
Enchantment
Priority Boarding (unf) 119
Quick Fixer
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Azra Employee
Quick Fixer (unf) 85
Rad Rascal
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Devil Employee
Rad Rascal (unf) 121
Resolute Veggiesaur
Trample
Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Dinosaur Employee
Resolute Veggiesaur (unf) 153
Ride Guide
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Human Employee
Ride Guide (unf) 24
Riveting Rigger
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Riveting Rigger (ust) 19
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
Instant
Scooch (unf) 91
Seasoned Buttoneer
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vedalken Employee
Seasoned Buttoneer (unf) 58
Snickering Squirrel
You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel
Snickering Squirrel (und) 45
Socketed Sprocketer
: Uninstall all results from this creature, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on this creature. (Put the die on this creature.)
You may uninstall a result from this creature to use it for a die you rolled.
Uninstall a 6 from this creature: Draw a card.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Socketed Sprocketer (ust) 44
Soul Swindler
As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, this creature has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Demon Employee
Soul Swindler (unf) 93
Spell Suck
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Spell Suck (ust) 45
Spinnerette, Arachnobat
Reach
When Spinnerette enters, open an Attraction.
As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.
Legendary Creature - Spider Performer
Spinnerette, Arachnobat (unf) 271
Squirrel Squatters
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.
Creature - Squirrel
Squirrel Squatters (unf) 156
Squirrel-Powered Scheme
Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.
Enchantment
Squirrel-Powered Scheme (ust) 70
Steady-Handed Mook
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger
Steady-Handed Mook (ust) 71
Steamflogger of the Month
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger of the Month (ust) 94
Steamflogger Service Rep
Whenever another Goblin you control enters, you may pay
. If you do, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Service Rep (ust) 124
Steamflogger Temp
,
: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Temp (ust) 95
Steamfloggery
Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Steamfloggery (ust) 96
Steel Squirrel
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature Artifact - Squirrel
Steel Squirrel (ust) 162
Step Right Up
Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Sorcery
Step Right Up (unf) 94
Suspicious Nanny
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Spy
Suspicious Nanny (ust) 47
The Big Idea
,
: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
Legendary Creature - Villain Brainiac
The Big Idea (ust) 76
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Guest
The Most Dangerous Gamer (unf) 266
The Space Family Goblinson
The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.
Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Guest
The Space Family Goblinson (unf) 270
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with this creature's base power or base toughness.
Creature - Vedalken Guest
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker (unf) 63
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49a
Wall of Fortune
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Wall of Fortune (und) 30
Willing Test Subject
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature - Spider Scientist Monkey
Willing Test Subject (ust) 126
Work a Double
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Sorcery
Work a Double (ust) 100
Wrench-Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Wrench-Rigger (ust) 101
Xenosquirrels
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
Creature - Squirrel Alien
Xenosquirrels (unf) 96

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2B. Works with Stickers / Tickets

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_____ _____ _____ Trespasser
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
_____ _____ _____ Trespasser (unf) 61
_____ _____ Rocketship
Flying
When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
_____ _____ Rocketship (unf) 191
_____ Balls of Fire
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.
Enchantment
_____ Balls of Fire (unf) 100
_____ Bird Gets the Worm
Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Bird Guest
_____ Bird Gets the Worm (unf) 5
________ Goblin
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Add
for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Goblin Guest
________ Goblin (unf) 107
_____-o-saurus
Trample
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Dinosaur Alien
_____-o-saurus (unf) 148
A Good Day to Pie
Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
A Good Day to Pie (unf) 12
Aerialephant
Flying
When Aerialephant enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Elephant Performer
Aerialephant (unf) 2
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Alien Guest
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop (unf) 254
Angelic Harold
Flying
When Angelic Harold enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Angel Performer
Angelic Harold (unf) 255
Animate Object
You get seven
. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Sorcery
Animate Object (unf) 33
Art Appreciation
Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.
Sorcery
Art Appreciation (unf) 99
Astroquarium
When this artifact enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
,
: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in this artifact's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact
Astroquarium (unf) 34
Baaallerina
Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Sheep Performer
Baaallerina (unf) 35
Big Winner
This creature has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Warrior Ogre Guest
Big Winner (unf) 101
Bioluminary
Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Merfolk Performer
Bioluminary (unf) 38
Blorbian Buddy
Trample
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Creature - Alien Guest
Blorbian Buddy (unf) 131
Carnival Carnivore
Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Crab Horror Alien
Carnival Carnivore (unf) 68
Chicken Troupe
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Bird Performer
Chicken Troupe (unf) 133
Clandestine Chameleon
When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.
Creature - Lizard Guest
Clandestine Chameleon (unf) 134
Command Performance
Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Sorcery
Command Performance (unf) 42
Croakid Amphibonaut
This creature has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Frog Guest
Croakid Amphibonaut (unf) 43
Done for the Day
At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get
or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Enchantment
Done for the Day (unf) 136
Fight the _____ Fight
Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters.
Enchantment - Aura
Fight the _____ Fight (unf) 138
Finishing Move
You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Finishing Move (unf) 139
Focused Funambulist
Flash
As this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.
Creature - Human Performer
Focused Funambulist (unf) 47
Glitterflitter
Flying
When Glitterflitter enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Faerie Performer
Glitterflitter (unf) 48
Goblin Airbrusher
Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Airbrusher (unf) 108
Grabby Tabby
This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Cat Guest
Grabby Tabby (unf) 140
Haberthrasher
Deathtouch
Whenever another creature you control that has a hat enters or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature - Human Assassin Hatificer
Haberthrasher (unf) 76
Juggletron
Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
This creature gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Juggletron (unf) 113
Knight in _____ Armor
First strike
As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
Creature - Human Knight Performer
Knight in _____ Armor (unf) 17
Last Voyage of the _____
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Aura to it.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 for each name sticker on this Aura with seven or fewer letters.
When this Aura leaves the battlefield, sacrifice enchanted creature.
Enchantment
Last Voyage of the _____ (unf) 78
Lineprancers
When Lineprancers enters, you get
, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.
: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.
Creature - Centaur Performer
Lineprancers (unf) 146
Make a _____ Splash
Flash
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.
Enchantment
Make a _____ Splash (unf) 50
Minotaur de Force
Haste
When this creature enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Minotaur Performer
Minotaur de Force (unf) 114
Park Bleater
Whenever another creature you own enters, you get
.
,
: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.
Creature - Goat Employee
Park Bleater (unf) 21
Pin Collection
When this Equipment enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on this Equipment.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Pin Collection (unf) 23
Prize Wall
Defender
,
: You get
.
,
: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Wall
Prize Wall (unf) 57
Proficient Pyrodancer
When this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
Creature - Human Performer
Proficient Pyrodancer (unf) 120
Robo-Piñata
When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Robo-Piñata (unf) 25
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars
Flying
Roxi's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker.
When Roxi enters, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.
Legendary Creature - Human Employee
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars (unf) 269
Sanguine Sipper
This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Sanguine Sipper (unf) 26
Scampire
When Scampire enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard.
: Return target creature card with a sticker on it from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Vampire Employee
Scampire (unf) 89
Scared Stiff
This creature has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Zombie Coward Guest
Scared Stiff (unf) 90
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
Legendary Creature - Human Guest
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon (unf) 246
Stiltstrider
Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Rhino Performer
Stiltstrider (unf) 157
Sword-Swallowing Seraph
Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Angel Performer
Sword-Swallowing Seraph (unf) 30
Tchotchke Elemental
Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on this creature. Use a unique item that completely fits on this creature for each knickknack counter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.
Creature - Elemental
Tchotchke Elemental (unf) 158
Ticket Turbotubes
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194
Ticketomaton
When Ticketomaton enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature Artifact - Robot
Ticketomaton (unf) 195
Tusk and Whiskers
Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
,
: You get
. You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Legendary Creature - Elephant Mouse Performer
Tusk and Whiskers (unf) 273
Unlawful Entry
Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Unlawful Entry (unf) 62
Wee Champion
Whenever you place a sticker, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Minotaur Child Guest
Wee Champion (unf) 127
Wicker Picker
Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker
. (You may pay an additional
as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get
, then you may put a sticker on it.)
Creature Artifact - Scarecrow Guest
Wicker Picker (unf) 196
Wizards of the _____
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Human Wizard Performer
Wizards of the _____ (unf) 64
Wolf in _____ Clothing
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Wolf Guest
Wolf in _____ Clothing (unf) 95

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2C. Kindred Cards

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Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get
(an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get
.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Squirrel
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher (und) 31
Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
Banding Sliver
All Slivers have banding. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
Creature - Sliver
Banding Sliver (cmb1) 2
Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff
Vigilance
Nimble (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.)
Kithkin you control have thoughtweft. (A creature with thoughtweft has all printed keyword abilities of other creatures you control with thoughtweft.)
Legendary Creature - Archer Kithkin
Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff (mb2) 510
Celestine Cave Witch
When Celestine Cave Witch enters, create two 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.
Whenever Celestine Cave Witch attacks, you may sacrifice an Insect. When you do, curse defending player. (Create a black Aura Curse enchantment token that's attached to that player. It has enchant player and "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.")
Creature - Human Warlock
Celestine Cave Witch (cmb1) 37
Chandra, Gremlin Wrangler
+1: Create a 2/2 red Gremlin creature token.
−2: Chandra, Gremlin Wrangler deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is the number of Gremlins you control.
Legendary Planeswalker - Chandra
Chandra, Gremlin Wrangler (phtr) 1
Chea, Friend to Maybe Too Many
Familiar spells you cast have flash. (Bats, Birds, Cats, Dragons, Faeries, Foxes, Frogs, Imps, Lizards, and Spiders are familiars, as well as any creature with "Familiar" in its name.)
: Add X
and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of familiars you control.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Chea, Friend to Maybe Too Many (mb2) 591
Clowning Around
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6
Convention Maro
Whenever you cast a spell that [CHOICE A], create a green Elemental creature token named Maro with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of [CHOICE B]."
— As you create your deck, choose an [A] and a [B] —
• [A1] "is an Elemental" | [A2] "has a watermark or landscape orientation" | [A3] "targets a creature you control"
• [B1] "cards in your hand" | [B2] "card types among cards in your graveyard" | [B3] "artists among nonland, nontoken permanents you control"
Legendary Creature - Elemental Gamer
Convention Maro (pf24) 2
Creepy Crawler
Menace, reach
Whenever Creepy Crawler deals combat damage to a player who is afraid of you, that player discards a card and you draw a card. (An opponent is afraid of you if a Horror, Nightmare, enchantment, or face-down creature you control entered the battlefield or attacked them this turn.)
Creature - Spider
Creepy Crawler (mb2) 544
Earl of Squirrel
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel Noble
Earl of Squirrel (ust) 108
Fludge, Gunk Guardian
Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling
.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze Slug
Fludge, Gunk Guardian (mb2) 593
Hish of the Snake Cult
Nagas and Serpents you control are Snakes. (We'll errata this to be true.)
Snakes you control have daunt, deathtouch, and poisonous 2. (A creature with daunt can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Whenever a creature with poisonous 2 deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.)
Legendary Creature - Snake
Hish of the Snake Cult (mb2) 595
Khod, Etlan Shiis Envoy
All lands are Islands in addition to their other types.
Other Homarids, Camarids, Cephalids, Nautilids, and Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Warrior Homarid
Khod, Etlan Shiis Envoy (cmb1) 24
Map to Lorthos's Temple
Whenever you complete one of the following objectives, check it off. If all three are checked off, sacrifice Map to Lorthos's Temple. If you do, create a Lorthos, the Tidemaker token.
☐ Diving Gear — An artifact enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Merfolk — A Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Ritual — You cast an instant or sorcery spell.
Enchantment - Quest
Map to Lorthos's Temple (mb2) 531
Mothers Yamazaki
Partner with itself (When this enters, target player may put Mothers Yamazaki into their hand from their library, then shuffle. A Commander deck can include two of this card, and they can be your commanders.)
As long as you control exactly two permanents named Mothers Yamazaki, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them, and Samurai you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance and haste.
Legendary Creature - Human Samurai
Mothers Yamazaki (mb2) 598
Omniclown Colossus
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs
less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm (unf) 116
Omnipresent Impostor
Changeling
Omnipresent Impostor has all card names.
As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards. (For example, if you search for two land cards, you may find Omnipresent Impostor and a land card.)
Basic Creature - Shapeshifter
Omnipresent Impostor (mb2) 504
Paliano Vanguard
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its creature types, then turn this card face down.
Other creatures you control of a type you noted for cards named Paliano Vanguard get +1/+1.
Creature - Human Soldier
Paliano Vanguard (cn2) 20
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
,
, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Clown
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 268
Plane-Merge Elf
Landship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it's a land, you may reveal it. If you do, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
Kinfall — Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if it shares a creature type with Plane-Merge Elf, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Warrior Elf
Plane-Merge Elf (cmb1) 83
Rin and Seri, Inseparabler
All Cats you control are Dogs in addition to their other types.
All Dogs you control are Cats in addition to their other types.
Cats and Dogs you control have haste.
Legendary Creature - Cat Scientist Dog
Rin and Seri, Inseparabler (mb2) 601
Ruff, Underdog Champ
All Hounds are Dogs. (We'll errata this to be true.)
First strike, lifelink
Underdog — If you've lost a game this match, Ruff, Underdog Champ and other Dogs you control get +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Soldier Dog
Ruff, Underdog Champ (cmb1) 10
Sliv-Mizzet, Hivemind
Slivers you control have flying and "Whenever you draw a card, this creature deals 1 damage to any target" and "
: Draw a card."
Legendary Creature - Dragon Sliver
Sliv-Mizzet, Hivemind (cmb1) 99
Slivdrazi Monstrosity
Eldrazi you control are Slivers in addition to their other types.
Slivers you control have devoid and annihilator 1.
: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add
."
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Slivdrazi Monstrosity (cmb1) 102
Sliver of Hope
Slivers you control have hope. (Prevent all damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures with hope.)
Creature - Sliver
Sliver of Hope (mb2) 523
The Scholar of Seas
Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
When The Scholar of Seas enters the battlefield, choose one of the following cards at random and create a token that's a copy of it:
• Judge of Currents
• Merrow Reejerey
• Lord of Atlantis
• Merfolk Sovereign
• Sygg, River Guide
• Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Advisor
The Scholar of Seas (unk) RZ11b
Ticking Mime Bomb
When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
Creature Artifact - Mime Clown Robot
Ticking Mime Bomb (unf) 124
Uktabi Kong
Trample
When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
Creature - Ape
Uktabi Kong (unh) 115

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (ust) 1
Angelic Rocket
Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Host Creature Artifact - Angel
Angelic Rocket (ust) 139
Bat-
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bat
Bat- (und) 32
Big Boa Constrictor
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Snake
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Bumbling Pangolin
When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.
Host Creature - Beast Pangolin
Bumbling Pangolin (ust) 78
Clever Combo
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (und) 50
Crafty Octopus
When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Host Creature - Rigger Octopus
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
Dirty Rat
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
Host Creature - Rat
Dirty Rat (und) 34
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (ust) 130
Eager Beaver
When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.
Host Creature - Beaver
Eager Beaver (ust) 107
Feisty Stegosaurus
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
Host Creature - Dinosaur
Feisty Stegosaurus (ust) 81
Gnome-Made Engine
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Gnome-Made Engine (ust) 148
Half-Kitten, Half-
Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Cat
Half-Kitten, Half- (ust) 9
Half-Orc, Half-
Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Warrior Orc
Half-Orc, Half- (ust) 84
Half-Shark, Half-
At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Shark
Half-Shark, Half- (ust) 35
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Squirrel
Half-Squirrel, Half- (und) 65
Humming-
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bird
Humming- (und) 7
Labro Bot
When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Host Creature Artifact - Dog
Labro Bot (ust) 152
Mer Man
When this creature enters, you may draw a card.
Host Creature - Human Fish
Mer Man (und) 25
Monkey-
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Monkey
Monkey- (ust) 115
Mother Kangaroo
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
Host Creature - Kangaroo
Mother Kangaroo (und) 66
Multi-Headed
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Hydra
Multi-Headed (ust) 117
Ninja
You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)
Creature - Ninja
Ninja (ust) 61
Numbing Jellyfish
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
Host Creature - Jellyfish
Numbing Jellyfish (ust) 42
Ordinary Pony
When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Host Creature - Horse
Ordinary Pony (und) 12
Really Epic Punch
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Really Epic Punch (ust) 118
Rhino-
Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rhino
Rhino- (ust) 18
Robo-
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Robo- (ust) 157
Serpentine
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Wurm
Serpentine (ust) 120
Shaggy Camel
When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Camel
Shaggy Camel (ust) 22
Steam-Powered
:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Steam-Powered (ust) 161
Stinging Scorpion
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Scorpion
Stinging Scorpion (und) 46
Strutting Turkey
When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
Host Creature - Bird
Strutting Turkey (und) 14
Success!
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Instant
Success! (ust) 24
Surgeon General Commander
Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.
: Add
,
,
,
, or
.
Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon
Surgeon General Commander (und) 72
Teacher's Pet
, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.
Creature - Bird Cat Scientist
Teacher's Pet (ust) 25
Voracious Vacuum
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Voracious Vacuum (ust) 164
Wild Crocodile
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Host Creature - Crocodile
Wild Crocodile (und) 74
Zombified
: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Zombie
Zombified (ust) 75

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"Rumors of My Death . . ."
, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Enchantment
"Rumors of My Death . . ." (ust) 65
Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro
First strike, vigilance
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro (mb2) 589
As Luck Would Have It
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on this enchantment equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on this enchantment, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
Enchantment
As Luck Would Have It (ust) 102
Baneslayer Aspirant
Baneslayer Aspirant gets +3/+3 and has flying, first strike, and lifelink as long as you have one or more emblems.
Creature - Human Soldier
Baneslayer Aspirant (cmb1) 3
Blue Ribbon
When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Blue Ribbon (unf) 184
Brushstroke Paintermage
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Brushstroke Paintermage (unh) 27
Byode, Inverse Sun
+2: Mill three cards, then return any number of cards from different Universes milled this way from your graveyard to your hand.
-X: Choose a Universe you haven't chosen this way this game. You may cast a spell from that Universe with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Byode, Inverse Sun can be your commander.
Your deck can include Universes Beyond cards of any color identity.
Legendary Universewalker - Byode
Byode, Inverse Sun (ph21) 3
Can't Quite Recall
Forbidden (This card can't be in your starting deck. Yes, you read that right. You need to figure out a way to get it into the game without it being in your deck.)
Target player draws three cards.
Instant
Can't Quite Recall (mb2) 527
Champions of Archery
Reach
Commanders you control get +X/+0, where X is the number of commanders you control.
Legendary Creature - Human Archer
Champions of Archery // Join the Group (ph19) 4
Chatzuk, Mighty Guitarist
Banding (Just ask around until you find someone who knows.)
Creature spells you cast with banding cost
less to cast.
Whenever two or more creatures you control attack in a band, each creature in that band gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in that band.
Legendary Creature - Human Bard
Chatzuk, Mighty Guitarist (mb2) 590
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
,
: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor (unf) 258
Collectigull
Flying, protection from common
Whenever Collectigull attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Booster Fun card, you may put it into your hand.
Creature - Bird
Collectigull // Only the Best (ph19) 1
Corrupted Key
As long as Corrupted Key is tapped, creatures you control have menace and deathtouch.
Artifact - Key
Corrupted Key (cmb1) 39
Dairy Cow
Grazing type (This creature enters the battlefield with five milk counters on it for each Forest and/or Plant you control.)
Creature - Cow
Dairy Cow (mb2) 574
Denied!
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
Instant
Denied! (ugl) 22
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.
Creature Artifact - Angel Cyborg
Do-It-Yourself Seraph (ust) 6
Druid of the Sacred Beaker
: Add
for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.
Creature - Ape Bird Druid Deer
Druid of the Sacred Beaker (ust) 106
Euroakus
When Euroakus enters, create a number of 1/1 blue Human Wizard creature tokens equal to the number of differently named lands you control.
: Draw a card for each Wizard you control. They each get +1/+1 until end of turn for each card in your hand.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Treefolk
Euroakus (ph20) 1
Experiment Five
: Put a +1/+2 counter on Experiment Five. (
is paid with one mana from any source that could produce two or more colors of mana.)
Creature - Bear Mutant Snake
Experiment Five (cmb1) 73
Far Out
Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.
Enchantment
Far Out (unf) 8
Five Kids in a Trenchcoat
Five Kids in a Trenchcoat counts as five creatures for spells and effects that count the number of creatures you control.
Creature - Human Citizen
Five Kids in a Trenchcoat (cmb1) 5
Fluros of Myra's Marvels
As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number greater than 0.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Performer
Fluros of Myra's Marvels (unf) 247
Fraction Jackson
,
: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Hero
Fraction Jackson (unh) 97
Giant Fan
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Artifact
Giant Fan (ugl) 74
Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Gleemox
: Add one mana of any color.
This card is banned.
Artifact
Gleemox (prm) 26584
Grand Marshal Macie
You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
,
: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Grand Marshal Macie (unf) 260
Hammerfest Boomtacular
Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
Enchantment
Hammerfest Boomtacular (ust) 87
Hardy of Myra's Marvels
As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Hardy of Myra's Marvels (unf) 252
How Is This a Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Enchantment
How Is This a Par Three?! (unf) 49
How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy
Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner's hand.
Sorcery
How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy (cmb1) 93
Hungry Hungry Heifer
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Cow
Hungry Hungry Heifer (ugl) 63
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Lizard Performer
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (unf) 250
Imaginary Friends
Create three 0/0 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Sorcery - Arcane
Imaginary Friends (cmb1) 7
Indicate
Target permanent.
Sorcery
Indicate (mb2) 501
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a creature you control with art by the chosen artist enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113b
Jermane, Pride of the Circus
,
: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs.
,
: Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.
Legendary Creature - Cat Performer
Jermane, Pride of the Circus (unf) 253
Katerina of Myra's Marvels
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Katerina of Myra's Marvels (unf) 245
Keeper of the Secret Lair
Flash
You may cast Secret Lair spells as though they had flash.
Secret Lair spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Rogue
Keeper of the Secret Lair (ph19) 2
Knight of the Widget
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Widget (ust) 13
Lantern of Undersight
You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.
Artifact
Lantern of Undersight (cmb1) 106
Learned Learner
As long as you have a maximum hand size other than 7, Learned Learner has "
: Draw a card."
Creature - Wizard Cephalid
Learned Learner (cmb1) 25
Lila, Hospitality Hostess
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Elf Employee
Lila, Hospitality Hostess (unf) 262
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Magar of the Magic Strings
: Note the name of target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard and put it onto the battlefield face down. It's a 3/3 creature with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may create a copy of the card with the noted name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost" and "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Performer
Magar of the Magic Strings (unf) 263
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Maro's Gone Nuts
Double any effect that doubles. (It quadruples.)
Enchantment
Maro's Gone Nuts (cmb1) 81
Mise
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
Instant
Mise (unh) 38
Mishra's Toy Workshop
: Add
. Spend this mana only on spells and abilities that put tokens onto the battlefield. Use toys to represent the tokens.
Land
Mishra's Toy Workshop (hho) 14
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40
Noble Banneret
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn this card face down.
As long as you control one or more creatures with a name you noted for cards named Noble Banneret, this creature and those creatures get +1/+1 and have lifelink.
Creature - Human Knight
Noble Banneret (cn2) 17
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a word with five or more letters.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Vampire Performer
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels (unf) 248
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Oddric, Lunar Marquis
At the beginning of each combat, creatures you control gain banding until end of turn if a creature you control has banding. The same is true for changeling, devoid, fear, flanking, horsemanship, ingest, intimidate, landwalk, shroud, tantrum, wither, and the activated ability "Sacrifice this creature: Add
."
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Oddric, Lunar Marquis (mb2) 551
One with Death
You lose the game.
Instant
One with Death (cmb1) 45
Panglacial Shinobi
Library ninjutsu
(
, Shuffle an unblocked attacker you control into its owner's library: Put this card onto the battlefield from your library tapped and attacking. Activate only while searching your library.)
Whenever Panglacial Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Creature - Ninja Wurm
Panglacial Shinobi (mb2) 534
Persecute Artist
Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
Sorcery
Persecute Artist (unh) 61
S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher
,
: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.
Creature - Human Spy
S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher (ust) 43
Search Elemental
Whenever you search your library, scry 1.
Scryfall — Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on Search Elemental. It can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Elemental
Search Elemental (mb2) 535
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165a
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165b
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165c
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165d
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165e
Slumbering Waterways
Slumbering Waterways enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Flying, vigilance, trample
Land
Slumbering Waterways (mb2) 618
Sol, Advocate Eternal
Legendary partner (You can have two commanders if this is one of them. The other one is promoted to legendary.)
Flying, vigilance
Teamwork — Whenever you attack or block with both Sol, Advocate Eternal and its partner, support 4 and investigate four times.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Angel
Sol, Advocate Eternal (ph18) 3
Some Disassembly Required
, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.
Enchantment
Some Disassembly Required (hho) 17
Spatula of the Ages
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Spatula of the Ages (ugl) 81
Stamp of Approval
As this artifact enters, choose a watermark.
Creatures you control with the chosen watermark get +1/+1.
Artifact
Stamp of Approval (ust) 160
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (und) 13
Subgoyf
Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (Subtypes include but are absolutely not limited to: Plains, Equipment, Aura, Arcane, Jace, Curse, Urza's, Ulamog's, etc.)
Creature Artifact - Lhurgoyf
Subgoyf (mb2) 536
Super Secret Tech
Premium spells cost
less to cast.
Premium creatures get +1/+1.
Artifact
Super Secret Tech (unh) 141
Svega, the Unconventional
Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put a loyalty counter on target planeswalker.
−2: For each planeswalker type among planeswalkers you control, create a 1/1 Attendee creature token that's all colors.
−X: Choose an Elspeth, Teferi, Liliana, Chandra, or Garruk planeswalker card name with mana value X. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Svega can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Svega
Svega, the Unconventional (ph22) 4
Swarm of Locus
Flying
Whenever Swarm of Locus attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each Locus you control.
Creature - Insect Locus
Swarm of Locus (cmb1) 48
Tainted Monkey
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature - Monkey
Tainted Monkey (unh) 64
Tax Taker
Whenever an opponent pays a tax from a spell or permanent you control, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the amount of mana they paid. (This happens each time a spell you control or an ability of a permanent you control causes an opponent to pay extra mana. Cards that can tax opponents include Mana Tithe, Esper Sentinel, and Ghostly Prison.)
Creature - Rat Advisor
Tax Taker (mb2) 524
Terry Pin, Turboturtle
Flash
Haste
You may ignore the words "Activate only as a sorcery" while activating abilities.
Legendary Creature - Turtle Athlete
Terry Pin, Turboturtle (mb2) 603
The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2
The Many Deeds of Belzenlok
I — Exile up to one target Saga card from a graveyard. Copy its chapter I ability.
II — Exile up to one target Saga card from a graveyard. Copy its chapter II ability.
III — Exile up to one target Saga card from a graveyard. Copy its chapter III ability.
Enchantment - Saga
The Many Deeds of Belzenlok (mb2) 550
Toofer, Keeper of the Full Grip
Whenever a spell you control causes you to gain card advantage, each opponent loses 2 life. (You gain card advantage each time a spell you control resolves and you end up having more cards relative to your opponents than before that spell resolved. Divination, Annihilate, and Wrath of God can all be card advantage. And remember: tokens aren't cards!)
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Toofer, Keeper of the Full Grip (mb2) 554
Topdeck the Halls
Decorated cards in your hand have miracle
. (Decorated cards include premiums, promos, and cards with alternate frames or art.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more decorated permanents, you win the game.
Enchantment
Topdeck the Halls (hho) 20
Treizeci, Sun of Serra
Companion — Your starting deck contains only nostalgic cards. (Retro frames, legends, and artifacts are nostalgic.)
Vigilance
Whenever you cast a nostalgic spell, you may pay
. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Treizeci, then for each +1/+1 counter on it, create a Serra Angel token.
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Treizeci, Sun of Serra (ph22) 1
Trigger Happy
Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
Instant
Trigger Happy (unf) 125
Urza's Hot Tub
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Urza's Hot Tub (unh) 131
Visitor from Planet Q
All creature cards you own with flash are instants in addition to their other types.
Whenever you cast another spell with two or more card types, you may draw a card, then discard a card.
Instant Creature - Alien
Visitor from Planet Q (cmb1) 33
Vorthos, Steward of Myth
As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs
less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Vorthos, Steward of Myth (unf) 251
Watermarket
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
Land
Watermarket (ust) 166
Wizard from Beyond
Create a Character (Any nonlegendary creature can choose this as its Background. It becomes legendary and can be your commander.)
Commander creatures you own are Clerics, Rogues, Warriors, and Wizards in addition to their other types.
As long as you have a full party, if an ability of a creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
Legendary Enchantment - Background
Wizard from Beyond (ph22) 5
Wowzer, the Aspirational
Whenever Wowzer, the Aspirational attacks, if you have an
, control a Blood, a Clue, a Food, a Map, a Powerstone, and a Treasure, are the monarch, and have the city's blessing and the initiative, you win the game.
Legendary Snow Creature - Wurm
Wowzer, the Aspirational (mb2) 604
Yawgmoth's Testament
Until end of turn, you may play face-up cards you own from exile.
If a card would be put into your graveyard or exile from anywhere this turn, put it on the bottom of your library instead.
Sorcery
Yawgmoth's Testament (cmb1) 52
Zombie Fanboy
As this creature enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Creature - Zombie Gamer
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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
Creature - The Biggest Baddest Nastiest
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 28
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Creature Scariest Ever See You'll
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 29
Cardboard Carapace
Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Enchantment - Aura
Cardboard Carapace (ugl) 54
Curious Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Curious Killbot (ust) 145a
Delighted Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Delighted Killbot (ust) 145b
Despondent Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Despondent Killbot (ust) 145c
Enraged Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Enraged Killbot (ust) 145d
Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53
Heroes of Kamigawa
Each spell you cast with a name printed in a Kamigawa expansion costs
less to cast.
+2: Open up to one sealed Kamigawa booster pack and shuffle those cards into your booster pile. Look at the top four cards of your booster pile. Put two of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
−3: Return a creature card with a name printed in a Kamigawa expansion from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Heroes of Kamigawa can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Kaito Wanderer
Heroes of Kamigawa (ph22) 3
Mary O'Kill
: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Mary O'Kill (ust) 138
Metagamer
Cards in the winning deck(s) of the latest Mythic Championship cost
more to cast.
Creature - Human Advisor
Metagamer (cmb1) 8
S.N.O.T.
You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
Creature - Ooze
S.N.O.T. (unh) 111
War of the Spark
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Each player may put a planeswalker or Zombie card from War of the Spark from their hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
II — Sacrifice any number of creatures and/or planeswalkers. Each opponent sacrifices that many creatures and/or planeswalkers.
III — Exile up to one target Bolas. Proliferate three times.
Enchantment - Saga
War of the Spark (ph19) 3

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Abbot of the Sacred Meeple
Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)
Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.
Creature - Human Monk
Abbot of the Sacred Meeple (mb2) 507
Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Spuzzem Strategist
You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.
Creature - Advisor Spuzzem
Spuzzem Strategist (mb2) 584

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Oubleday ikestray
Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.
Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (und) 17
Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
Bog Humbugs
Flying
Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.
Creature - Insect
Bog Humbugs (hho) 18
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Chaos Confetti
,
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Chaos Wrap
The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library. Then they may look at the top card of their library and may wrap it. If it's a permanent card, they may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, they may put it onto the battlefield face down as a 4/4 red Present creature. (To wrap a card, put it inside lots of sleeves. If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a sleeve from it instead.)
Instant
Chaos Wrap (hho) 22
Clam Session
As this creature enters, choose a word.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice this creature. You can't repeat a song.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam Session (ugl) 20
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Creature Guy
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Beast
Creature Guy (unh) 93
Deal Damage
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Deal Damage (unh) 74
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Goblin Mime
When you speak, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime (unh) 78
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Granny's Payback
You gain life equal to your age.
Sorcery
Granny's Payback (unh) 99
Hurloon Wrangler
Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Wrangler (ugl) 46
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Keeper of the Sacred Word
As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Druid
Keeper of the Sacred Word (unh) 101
Kill! Destroy!
Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Kill! Destroy! (unh) 58
Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Last-Minute Chopping
Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control.
Sorcery
Last-Minute Chopping (hho) 21
Laughing Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Hyena
Laughing Hyena (unh) 103
Loose Lips
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Loose Lips (unh) 36
Name Dropping
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Enchantment
Name Dropping (unh) 105
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Ow
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Enchantment
Ow (ugl) 36
Pie-Eating Contest
As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Sorcery
Pie-Eating Contest (unf) 151
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Rings a Bell
As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.
Enchantment
Rings a Bell (und) 27
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Save Life
Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Save Life (unh) 19
Seasonal Sequels
Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)
Instant
Seasonal Sequels (hho) 23
Sex Appeal
Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.
Instant
Sex Appeal (ugl) 13
Sorry
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.
Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Sorry (ugl) 27
Spell Counter
Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Spell Counter (unh) 46
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Thopter Pie Network
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token.
Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.
Enchantment
Thopter Pie Network (hho) 16
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130
Yule Ooze
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy another nonland permanent chosen at random, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on Yule Ooze equal to that permanent's converted mana cost.
, Eat some food: Regenerate Yule Ooze.
Creature - Ooze
Yule Ooze (hho) 11

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Accessories to Murder
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Accessories to Murder (ust) 167
Adriana's Valor
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name attacks, you may pay
. If you do, that creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Conspiracy
Adriana's Valor (cn2) 1
Advantageous Proclamation
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Your minimum deck size is reduced by five.
Conspiracy
Advantageous Proclamation (cns) 1
Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur
— Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)
— Flying
— 1/4
— 8/6
Stickers
Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur (sunf) 23
Applied Aeronautics
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Applied Aeronautics (ust) 168
Arms Depot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Arms Depot (ust) 169
Assemble the Rank and Vile
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay
. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."
Conspiracy
Assemble the Rank and Vile (cn2) 2
Auto-Key
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: You gain 3 life."
Artifact - Contraption
Auto-Key (ust) 170
Backup Plan
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Draw an additional hand of seven cards as the game begins. Before taking mulligans, shuffle all but one of your hands into your library.
Conspiracy
Backup Plan (cns) 2
Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Balloon Stand (unf) 200d
Bee-Bee Gun
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "
: This creature fights another target creature."
Artifact - Contraption
Bee-Bee Gun (ust) 171
Boomflinger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Boomflinger (ust) 172
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Bounce Chamber (unf) 201c
Brago's Favor
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Spells with the chosen name you cast cost
less to cast.
Conspiracy
Brago's Favor (cns) 3
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Attraction
Bumper Cars (unf) 202c
Buzz Buggy
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Buzz Buggy (ust) 173
Carnival Elephant Meteor
— Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
— Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
— 4/1
— 8/7
Stickers
Carnival Elephant Meteor (sunf) 7
Centrifuge
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Artifact - Attraction
Centrifuge (unf) 203a
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Artifact - Attraction
Clown Extruder (unf) 204b
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Artifact - Attraction
Concession Stand (unf) 205d
Contortionist Otter Storm
: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
— Deathtouch, lifelink
— 5/1
— 3/5
Stickers
Contortionist Otter Storm (sunf) 15
Cool Fluffy Loxodon
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
— 4/2
— 5/6
Stickers
Cool Fluffy Loxodon (sunf) 28
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Artifact - Attraction
Costume Shop (unf) 206e
Cover the Spot
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Cover the Spot (unf) 207b
Cursed Firebreathing Yogurt
— Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn twice.)
,
: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.
— 4/2
— 4/8
Stickers
Cursed Firebreathing Yogurt (sunf) 22
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Dart Throw (unf) 208d
Deadly Poison Sampler
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."
Artifact - Contraption
Deadly Poison Sampler (ust) 174
Deep-Fried Plague Myr
— Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.
— Whenever this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
— 4/5
— 8/4
Stickers
Deep-Fried Plague Myr (sunf) 14
Demonic Tourist Laser
— Outlast
(
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
— When this permanent dies, you get seven
.
— 1/4
— 9/6
Stickers
Demonic Tourist Laser (sunf) 21
Dictation Quillograph
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Dictation Quillograph (ust) 175
Dispatch Dispensary
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
Artifact - Contraption
Dispatch Dispensary (ust) 176
Division Table
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.
Artifact - Contraption
Division Table (ust) 177
Dogsnail Engine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Dogsnail Engine (ust) 178
Double Stroke
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Conspiracy
Double Stroke (cns) 4
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
Artifact - Attraction
Drop Tower (unf) 209b
Dual Doomsuits
Whenever you crank this Contraption, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.
Artifact - Contraption
Dual Doomsuits (ust) 179
Duplication Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Duplication Device (ust) 180
Echoing Boon
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.
Conspiracy
Echoing Boon (cn2) 3
Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope
— Haste
— You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.
— 1/4
— 5/3
Stickers
Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope (sunf) 1
Elemental Time Flamingo
— Exile this permanent: You may cast target nonland card from your graveyard this turn.
— Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
— 1/5
— 5/4
Stickers
Elemental Time Flamingo (sunf) 46
Emissary's Ploy
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Before drawing your opening hand, choose 1, 2, or 3.
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast creature spells with mana value equal to the chosen number.
Conspiracy
Emissary's Ploy (cn2) 4
Eternal Acrobat Toast
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
: Untap another target permanent.
— 4/4
— 7/8
Stickers
Eternal Acrobat Toast (sunf) 19
Faerie Aerie
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this token deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
Artifact - Contraption
Faerie Aerie (ust) 181
Familiar Beeble Mascot
— Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— 2/3
— 5/3
Stickers
Familiar Beeble Mascot (sunf) 24
Ferris Wheel
Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with this Attraction. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.
Artifact - Attraction
Ferris Wheel (unf) 210
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211d
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
Artifact - Attraction
Fortune Teller (unf) 212f
Gallery of Legends
Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Artifact - Attraction
Gallery of Legends (unf) 213a
Geek Lotus Warrior
: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
— Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent deals 2 damage to target player.
— 4/1
— 3/6
Stickers
Geek Lotus Warrior (sunf) 32
Genetic Recombinator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Genetic Recombinator (ust) 182
Giant Mana Cake
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
— When this permanent dies, destroy target nonland permanent.
— 3/3
— 6/2
Stickers
Giant Mana Cake (sunf) 25
Gift Horse
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Gift Horse (ust) 183
Gift Shop
Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Artifact - Attraction
Gift Shop (unf) 214a
Gnomeball Machine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Artifact - Contraption
Gnomeball Machine (ust) 184
Goblin Coward Parade
— Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
— 2/3
— 8/4
Stickers
Goblin Coward Parade (sunf) 17
Goblin Slingshot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Goblin Slingshot (ust) 185
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Guess Your Fate (unf) 215c
Guest List
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.
Artifact - Contraption
Guest List (ust) 186
Hall of Mirrors
Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.
Artifact - Attraction
Hall of Mirrors (unf) 216a
Happy Dead Squirrel
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
— Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
— 3/2
— 4/7
Stickers
Happy Dead Squirrel (sunf) 8
Hard Hat Area
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Hard Hat Area (ust) 187
Haunted House
Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.
Artifact - Attraction
Haunted House (unf) 217a
Head Banger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Head Banger (ust) 188
Hired Heist
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay
. If you do, draw a card.
Conspiracy
Hired Heist (cn2) 5
Hold the Perimeter
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
At the beginning of your first upkeep, create a 1/2 white Soldier creature token with defender.
At the beginning of each other player's first upkeep, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "This token can't block."
Conspiracy
Hold the Perimeter (cn2) 6
Hymn of the Wilds
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
The first creature spell you cast each turn costs
less to cast.
You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.
Conspiracy
Hymn of the Wilds (plst) CN2-7
Hypnotic Swirly Disc
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Hypnotic Swirly Disc (ust) 189
Immediate Action
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have haste.
Conspiracy
Immediate Action (cns) 5
Incendiary Dissent
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Conspiracy
Incendiary Dissent (cn2) 8
Inflation Station
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Inflation Station (ust) 190
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
Artifact - Attraction
Information Booth (unf) 218c
Insufferable Syphon
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.
Artifact - Contraption
Insufferable Syphon (ust) 191
Iterative Analysis
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may draw a card.
Conspiracy
Iterative Analysis (plst) CNS-6
Jamming Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Jamming Device (ust) 192
Jetpack Death Seltzer
— Trample
: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
— 2/7
— 6/5
Stickers
Jetpack Death Seltzer (sunf) 20
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Kiddie Coaster (unf) 219d
Lackey Recycler
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Artifact - Contraption
Lackey Recycler (ust) 193
Log Flume
Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Log Flume (unf) 220a
Mandatory Friendship Shackles
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Mandatory Friendship Shackles (ust) 194
Marchesa's Surprise Party
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone. Before the game, secretly choose one of the following. During your end step, if you meet the condition, you may reveal your choice and turn this card face down. When you do, collect the reward.)
• You've cast three or more spells this turn.
• An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn.
• There are nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Reward — Draw a card.
Conspiracy - Secret Mission
Marchesa's Surprise Party (mb2) 503
Memory Test
When this Attraction enters, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turns those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Memory Test (unf) 221b
Merry-Go-Round
Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
Artifact - Attraction
Merry-Go-Round (unf) 222a
Misunderstood Trapeze Elf
— Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.
— Hexproof
— 4/2
— 6/6
Stickers
Misunderstood Trapeze Elf (sunf) 5
Muzzio's Preparations
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Each creature you control with the chosen name enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Conspiracy
Muzzio's Preparations (cns) 7
Mystic Doom Sandwich
— Lifelink
— This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
— 1/4
— 6/8
Stickers
Mystic Doom Sandwich (sunf) 11
Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.
— Vigilance, reach
— 2/4
— 7/7
Stickers
Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks (sunf) 12
Natural Unity
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay
. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Conspiracy
Natural Unity (cn2) 9
Neural Network
Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Neural Network (ust) 195
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster
— Menace
— Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
— 2/3
— 10/10
Stickers
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster (sunf) 3
Notorious Sliver War
: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
— 3/3
— 9/6
Stickers
Notorious Sliver War (sunf) 41
Oaken Power Suit
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Oaken Power Suit (ust) 196
Optical Optimizer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: Draw a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Optical Optimizer (ust) 197
Pet Project
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Artifact - Contraption
Pet Project (ust) 198
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle
— Whenever this creature attacks, you get
.
— Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
— 4/2
— 6/9
Stickers
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle (sunf) 18
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223e
Playable Delusionary Hydra
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
— 1/5
— 4/4
Stickers
Playable Delusionary Hydra (sunf) 30
Power Play
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You are the starting player. If multiple players would be the starting player, one of those players is chosen at random.
Conspiracy
Power Play (cns) 8
Primal Elder Kitty
: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
— When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.
— 5/1
— 4/7
Stickers
Primal Elder Kitty (sunf) 33
Push Your Luck
Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Push Your Luck (unf) 224b
Quick-Stick Lick Trick
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Quick-Stick Lick Trick (ust) 199
Ral's Vanguard
Requirement — Your starting deck contains only instant, sorcery, and land cards.
Starting hand size +1 Starting life total -5
If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would cause you to draw one or more cards, draw an additional card. If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals 1 additional damage to that permanent or player.
Vanguard
Ral's Vanguard (cmb1) 1
Rapid Prototyper
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Rapid Prototyper (ust) 200
Record Store
Whenever you crank this Contraption, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Artifact - Contraption
Record Store (ust) 201
Refibrillator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Artifact - Contraption
Refibrillator (ust) 202
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Roller Coaster (unf) 225c
Rule with an Even Hand
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You can't attack with an odd number of creatures.
Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.
Conspiracy
Rule with an Even Hand (mb2) 505
Sap Sucker
Whenever you crank this Contraption, add
. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Artifact - Contraption
Sap Sucker (ust) 203
Sassy Gremlin Blood
— Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.
: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
— 3/2
— 10/10
Stickers
Sassy Gremlin Blood (sunf) 34
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a humanoid animal or alien," "food," or "horns and tusks" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Scavenger Hunt (unf) 226a
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "an elf or goblin," "a tail," or "a flying creature or flying vehicle" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Scavenger Hunt (unf) 226b
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a creature wearing a hat," "a book or scroll," or "teeth" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Scavenger Hunt (unf) 226c
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a weapon," "five or more creatures," or "words or numbers" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Scavenger Hunt (unf) 226d
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a vampire or zombie," "fire, lightning, or an explosion," or "a metallic creature" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Scavenger Hunt (unf) 226e
Scavenger Hunt
Visit — Choose "a four-legged creature," "a liquid other than water," or "a door" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Scavenger Hunt and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Scavenger Hunt (unf) 226f
Secret Summoning
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name enters, you may search your library for any number of cards with that name, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Conspiracy
Secret Summoning (cns) 9
Secrets of Paradise
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "
: Add one mana of any color."
Conspiracy
Secrets of Paradise (cns) 10
Sentinel Dispatch
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.
Conspiracy
Sentinel Dispatch (cns) 11
Slimy Burrito Illusion
— Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
— Double strike
— 2/4
— 5/6
Stickers
Slimy Burrito Illusion (sunf) 9
Snazzy Aether Homunculus
: Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.
— Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
— 2/4
— 8/7
Stickers
Snazzy Aether Homunculus (sunf) 26
Sovereign's Realm
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Your starting deck can't have basic land cards and your starting hand size is five.
Exile a card from your hand: This turn, you may play basic lands from outside the game.
Basic lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
Conspiracy
Sovereign's Realm (cn2) 10
Space Fungus Snickerdoodle
— Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
— Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
— 3/2
— 6/8
Stickers
Space Fungus Snickerdoodle (sunf) 29
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Artifact - Attraction
Spinny Ride (unf) 227f
Spooky Clown Mox
— Vigilance
,
: Tap target creature.
— 1/5
— 5/4
Stickers
Spooky Clown Mox (sunf) 10
Squid Fire Knight
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
— Protection from odd mana values
— 4/1
— 6/6
Stickers
Squid Fire Knight (sunf) 27
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Squirrel Stack (unf) 228d
Squishy Sphinx Ninja
— Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
— Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
— 5/3
— 7/7
Stickers
Squishy Sphinx Ninja (sunf) 37
Sticky Kavu Daredevil
— Whenever this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
— Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
— 3/3
— 2/6
Stickers
Sticky Kavu Daredevil (sunf) 16
Storybook Ride
Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.
Artifact - Attraction
Storybook Ride (unf) 229a
Summoner's Bond
Double agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose two different card names. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal those names.)
Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Conspiracy
Summoner's Bond (cn2) 11
Sundering Fork
Whenever you crank this Contraption, destroy target artifact.
Artifact - Contraption
Sundering Fork (ust) 204
Swinging Ship
Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Swinging Ship (unf) 231b
Targeting Rocket
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature blocks this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Targeting Rocket (ust) 205
The Avenger
,
: Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Hero
The Avenger (thp1) 1c
The Champion
,
, Exile The Champion: Search your library for a legendary artifact card that isn't a creature, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Hero
The Champion (thp3) 9
The Destined
Spells you control that target a creature you control cost
less to cast.
Hero
The Destined (thp3) 8
The Explorer
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Hero
The Explorer (thp2) 5
The General
Exile The General: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap them.
Hero
The General (thp2) 4a
The Harvester
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Hero
The Harvester (thp1) 2
The Hunter
: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Hero
The Hunter (thp1) 1e
The Philosopher
,
: Tap target creature.
Hero
The Philosopher (thp1) 1b
The Protector
: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
Hero
The Protector (thp1) 1a
The Provider
Exile The Provider: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
Hero
The Provider (thp2) 4e
The Savant
Exile The Savant: Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
Hero
The Savant (thp2) 4b
The Slayer
You start the game with an additional 7 life.
Hero
The Slayer (thp1) 3
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230a
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230b
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230c
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230d
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230e
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230f
The Tyrant
Exile The Tyrant: Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Hero
The Tyrant (thp2) 4c
The Vanquisher
Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.
Hero
The Vanquisher (thp2) 6
The Warmonger
Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Hero
The Warmonger (thp2) 4d
The Warrior
: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.
Hero
The Warrior (thp1) 1d
Thud-for-Duds
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Thud-for-Duds (ust) 206
Top-Secret Tunnel
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Top-Secret Tunnel (ust) 207
Trained Blessed Mind
: Exile target card from a graveyard.
— Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
— 4/2
— 6/9
Stickers
Trained Blessed Mind (sunf) 44
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)
Artifact - Attraction
Trash Bin (unf) 232c
Tread Mill
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Tread Mill (ust) 208
Trendy Circus Pirate
— Deathtouch
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
— 5/1
— 3/6
Stickers
Trendy Circus Pirate (sunf) 2
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses white card, land card, or planeswalker card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Trivia Contest (unf) 233a
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses blue card, enchantment card, or creature type, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Trivia Contest (unf) 233b
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses black card, artifact card, or expansion, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Trivia Contest (unf) 233c
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses red card, sorcery card, or legendary card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Trivia Contest (unf) 233d
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses green card, instant card, or named mechanic, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Trivia Contest (unf) 233e
Trivia Contest
Visit — An opponent chooses colorless card, creature card, or plane, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Trivia Contest and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Trivia Contest (unf) 233f
Tunnel of Love
Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.
Artifact - Attraction
Tunnel of Love (unf) 234a
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer (ust) 209
Twiddlestick Charger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, tap or untap target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Twiddlestick Charger (ust) 210
Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent
— When this permanent dies, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills twice that many cards.
— 2/3
— 7/2
Stickers
Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent (sunf) 36
Unexpected Potential
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast spells with the chosen name.
Conspiracy
Unexpected Potential (cns) 12
Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
— At the beginning of combat on your turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
— 2/4
— 8/6
Stickers
Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur (sunf) 45
Unhinged Beast Hunt
: You gain 1 life.
— Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.
— 4/1
— 2/6
Stickers
Unhinged Beast Hunt (sunf) 39
Unique Charmed Pants
: Add one mana of any color.
— Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not a Brushwagg, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of supertypes, card types, and subtypes it has.
— 5/1
— 4/8
Stickers
Unique Charmed Pants (sunf) 38
Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler
— Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
— Indestructible
— 3/2
— 5/4
Stickers
Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler (sunf) 13
Unstable Robot Dragon
: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
— Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
— 3/2
— 2/7
Stickers
Unstable Robot Dragon (sunf) 47
Urza's Dark Cannonball
— Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
— Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
— 1/5
— 7/4
Stickers
Urza's Dark Cannonball (sunf) 4
Vampire Champion Fury
— Hellbent — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.
, Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.
— 1/5
— 6/3
Stickers
Vampire Champion Fury (sunf) 43
Weight Advantage
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Conspiracy
Weight Advantage (cn2) 12
Weird Angel Flame
— Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
— Protection from even mana values
— 2/3
— 7/8
Stickers
Weird Angel Flame (sunf) 42
Werewolf Lightning Mage
— Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.
— Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
— 4/1
— 3/5
Stickers
Werewolf Lightning Mage (sunf) 48
Widget Contraption
Whenever you crank this Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Widget Contraption (ust) 211
Wild Ogre Bupkis
— Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
— Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
— 5/1
— 7/4
Stickers
Wild Ogre Bupkis (sunf) 40
Worldknit
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
As long as every card in your card pool started the game in your library or in the command zone, lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
Conspiracy
Worldknit (cns) 13
Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans
: Target creature can't block this creature this turn.
— Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.
— 2/4
— 7/2
Stickers
Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans (sunf) 31
Yawgmoth Merfolk Soul
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card.
— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create five 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens.
— 3/3
— 6/5
Stickers
Yawgmoth Merfolk Soul (sunf) 35
Zombie Cheese Magician
— First strike
— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
— 3/3
— 6/2
Stickers
Zombie Cheese Magician (sunf) 6

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227 pips - 182 cards
44 mana - 38 cards
266 pips - 198 cards
44 mana - 39 cards
249 pips - 184 cards
48 mana - 40 cards
237 pips - 190 cards
48 mana - 42 cards
227 pips - 182 cards
50 mana - 42 cards
4 pips - 3 cards
34 mana - 25 cards
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