Blim Jokes • (Rakdos Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Legendary Creature - Imp

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Commander

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Banefire

Banefire deals X damage to any target.
If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.

Sorcery

$1.49 $2.96 $0.77

Carnage Gladiator

Whenever a creature blocks, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

: Regenerate this creature.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Curse of Shaken Faith

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.79 $0.36 $0.15

Goldnight Castigator

Flying, haste
If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead.
If a source would deal damage to this creature, it deals double that damage to this creature instead.

Creature - Angel

$0.99 $0.53 $0.31

Sleeper Agent

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$3.49 $3.90 $1.40

Burn

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Curse of Stalked Prey

Enchant player
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.69 $0.82 $0.25

Counters

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Filthy Cur

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you lose that much life.

Creature - Dog

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Creature

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Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Drain

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Curse of Chaos

Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may discard a card. If the player does, they draw a card.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Dark Tutelage

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.24 $0.15

Immortal Coil

, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.
If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.54 $0.40

Draw

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Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $1.95 $1.56

Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

: Add

Land

$1.29 $0.67 $0.48

Geothermal Bog

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Graven Cairns

: Add

, or

Land

$4.49 $4.96 $3.23

Jund Panorama

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.39 $0.50 $0.36

Kher Keep

: Add

: Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Legendary Land

$0.49 $0.39 $0.26

Lavaclaw Reaches

This land enters tapped.

: Add

: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "

: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Land

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Mishra's Factory

: Add

: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land

$0.39 $0.26 $0.15

Mountain

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: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$0.49 $0.19 $0.15

Rakdos Guildgate

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land - Gate

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Smoldering Marsh

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.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.79 $0.30 $0.18

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.19 $0.15

Tainted Peak

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$1.79 $1.68 $1.53

Temple of Malice

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.33 $0.20

Terrain Generator

: Add

: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Land

$3.99 $2.21 $1.81

Land

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Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$3.49 $2.53 $1.56

Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.59 $0.35 $0.15

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature - Eye

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Imp's Mischief

Change the target of target spell with a single target. You lose life equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant

$12.99 $9.32 $8.54

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $4.68 $4.16

Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Protection

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.68 $0.36

Burnished Hart

, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact - Elk

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.36 $0.20

Curse of Opulence

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.99 $4.31 $4.27

Fire Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.79 $0.32 $0.26

Grinning Ignus

, Return this creature to its owner's hand: Add

. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature - Elemental

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Heartless Summoning

Creature spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Enchantment

$4.49 $2.35 $1.29

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.36 $0.25

Rakdos Cluestone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Shiny Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Stonespeaker Crystal

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile any number of target players' graveyards. Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.37 $0.31

Ur-Golem's Eye

: Add

Artifact

$0.49 $2.00 $0.51

Ramp

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Charmbreaker Devils

At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Creature - Devil

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment

$1.29 $2.01 $0.73

Phyrexian Reclamation

, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

$3.99 $3.22 $3.02

Reassembling Skeleton

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.39 $0.29 $0.15

Surreal Memoir

Return an instant card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Recursion

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Auger Spree

Target creature gets +4/-4 until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Bloodthirsty Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact - Equipment

$0.79 $0.42 $0.41

Comet Storm

Multikicker

(You may pay an additional

any number of times as you cast this spell.)
Choose any target, then choose another target for each time this spell was kicked. Comet Storm deals X damage to each of them.

Instant

$3.99 $3.04 $2.03

Demonic Taskmaster

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Dismember

(

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)
Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Instant

$4.99 $4.14 $2.86

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$5.49 $4.91 $3.86

Doom Blade

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Fireball

This spell costs

more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Grave Pact

Whenever a creature you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Enchantment

$39.99 $29.87 $29.07

Parasitic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.99 $1.75 $0.26

Sudden Spoiling

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.

Instant

$5.49 $5.60 $4.12

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$0.79 $0.37 $0.15

Removal

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Greater Gargadon

Suspend 10—

Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.

Creature - Beast

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Jinxed Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact.

Artifact

$2.49 $1.03 $0.53

Sac Outlet

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Traitor's Roar

Tap target untapped creature. It deals damage equal to its power to its controller.
Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Sorcery

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Gloom

White spells cost

more to cast.
Activated abilities of white enchantments cost

more to activate.

Enchantment

$1.49 $0.68 $0.31

Mana Web

Whenever a land an opponent controls is tapped for mana, tap all lands that player controls that could produce any type of mana that land could produce.

Artifact

$21.99 $16.53 $10.24

Stax

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Act of Treason

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and

this turn.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Bazaar Trader

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature - Goblin

$8.49 $5.77 $4.82

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.92 $0.15

Mark of Mutiny

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap it. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and

this turn.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.32 $0.19

Theft

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Akroan Horse

Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature Artifact - Horse

$1.29 $0.59 $0.42

Curse of Disturbance

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.79 $0.68 $0.52

Curse of Shallow Graves

Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.59 $0.26 $0.15

Tokens

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Curse of Misfortunes

Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Curse card that doesn't have the same name as a Curse attached to enchanted player, put it onto the battlefield attached to that player, then shuffle.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.99 $0.65 $0.40

Diabolic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.79 $1.07 $0.86

Head Games

Target opponent puts the cards from their hand on top of their library. Search that player's library for that many cards. The player puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Sorcery

$4.99 $3.68 $3.62

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $203.70

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.08Total Mana Value: 197.00

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Commander

Counters

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Drain

Draw

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Protection

Ramp

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Removal

Sac Outlet

Sorcery

Stax

Theft

Tokens

Tutor

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40 pips - 31 cards

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13 mana - 10 cards

Avg Mana Value: 3.08Total Mana Value: 197.00

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{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck focuses on a few things - namely making your opponents attack each other, encouraging people to focus down 1 player through the curses and then giving someone a \"gift\" that loses then the game.\n\nHowever there are some very funny combos! \n\nFor example if you put the Assault suit on Blim you can give Blim to an opponent. That person then has to attack with Blim and when they do so they have to give away Blim or another permanent they have! Similarly if you \"borrow\" someone's creature with act of treason you can give it to another player when Blim connects. \n\n\"It's just a joke bro\" - Blim\n"}]}