Skytaniic
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Commander
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Master of Ceremonies
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.
Creature - Druid Rhino
Twenty-Toed Toad
Your maximum hand size is twenty.
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.
Whenever this creature attacks, you win the game if there are twenty or more counters on it or you have twenty or more cards in hand.
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.
Whenever this creature attacks, you win the game if there are twenty or more counters on it or you have twenty or more cards in hand.
Creature - Wizard Frog
Draw
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Land
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Lifegain
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Champions of Minas Tirith
When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, if you're the monarch, that opponent may pay , where X is the number of cards in their hand. If they don't, they can't attack you this combat.
At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, if you're the monarch, that opponent may pay , where X is the number of cards in their hand. If they don't, they can't attack you this combat.
Creature - Human Soldier
Dawn's Truce
Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.)
You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.
You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.
Instant
Protection
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Tempt with Discovery
Tempting offer — Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Each opponent may search their library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. For each opponent who searches a library this way, search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched a library this way shuffles.
Sorcery
Ramp
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Removal
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Stax
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(or, you know, tons of them)"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nNext, we wanna start handing out gifts, namely, cards! Your pod will all be drawing cards like they're lives depend on it (and in a way, they do!). We've got "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Horn of Greed"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Font of Mythos"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Folio of Fancies"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Howling Mine"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Kami of the Crescent Moon"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Temple Bell"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Prosperity"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Windfall"}},{"insert":" ...you name it, we got it. \n\nBut it's not just cards we're handing out, oh no. We're also giving out lands! 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It's all here folks.\n\nNo Violence for You!"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nAngus frowns upon violence. In fact, his disdain of being attacked means your opponents probably won't attack you at all! To stop all of this meaningless violence, we've got a whole host of defense mechanisms: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Crawlspace"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Ghostly Prison"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Propaganda"}},{"insert":", & "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Windborn Muse"}},{"insert":". But that's "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"definitely "},{"insert":"not all that Angus has hidden in his beard...we're also running the esoteric ones, like "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Archon of Absolution"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Baird, Steward of Argive"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Sphere of Safety"}},{"insert":", & "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Champions of Minas Tirith"}},{"insert":"! We even run "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Solitary Confinement"}},{"insert":" to "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"really"},{"insert":" drive home the point that we don't want to get hurt.\n\nOffers You (Literally) Can't Refuse"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nWhat's a Commander game (even a bracket 1 game) without some interaction? If anything on the board proves too problematic for you, make your opponent "},{"insert":{"card-link":"An Offer You Can't Refuse"}},{"insert":"! Or you could use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Arcane Denial"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Pongify"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rapid Hybridization"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Swords to Plowshares"}},{"insert":", or "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Path to Exile"}},{"insert":", each of which gives your opponents a nice gift for their trouble. You can also use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Dawn's Truce"}},{"insert":" & "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Everybody Lives!"}},{"insert":" as politicking pieces should the need arise.\n\n\nHoly Zoomies Batman! Pump the Brakes!"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nNow, with the whole gang drawing just "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"ludicrous "},{"insert":"amounts of cards, and getting free lands, etc., you may think this would accelerate their own gameplans, and possibly cause us to lose more quickly. Well, you'd be right! That's why we want to slow down all of our "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"opponents"},{"insert":" free stuff with cards like "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Authority of the Consuls"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Blind Obedience"}},{"insert":", and good ol' "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Kismet"}},{"insert":".\n\nWait, we can "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"actually "},{"insert":"win?!"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nYou heard right folks. This is a deck that not only comes packed with flavor, not only wants to help everyone else get to their cards and lands, but "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"also"},{"insert":" can win the game! Just because Angus doesn't want any violence doesn't mean he doesn't wanna win! \n\nTo that end, we've got many possibilities. You can:\n drain your opponents slowly but surely with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Scrawling Crawler"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Iron Maiden"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isolation Cell"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Ebony Owl Netsuke"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Psychosis Crawler"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rug of Smothering"}},{"insert":", & "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Viseling"}},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"mill them out with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Folio of Fancies"}},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"use an alternate win condition in the form of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Laboratory Maniac"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Triskaidekaphile"}},{"insert":", or "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Twenty-Toed Toad"}},{"insert":". Or, if all attempts at peace fail..."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"you can nuke them for 50 with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Aetherflux Reservoir"}},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n\nAnd there you have it! Hope you have as much fun playing this deck as Angus and I had making it!\n"}]}