Don't Have

Mountain

Simian Spirit Guide

Exile Simian Spirit Guide from your hand: Add {R}.

Towering Gibbon

Reach
Towering Gibbon's power is equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control.

Rising of the Day

Creatures you control have haste.
Legendary creatures you control get +1/+0.

Taurean Mauler

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Taurean Mauler.

Zodiac Monkey

Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Tree Monkey

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

Gorilla Chieftain

Sol Ring

Shamanic Revelation

Draw a card for each creature you control.
Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Liquimetal Coating

{T}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Descent into Avernus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on Descent into Avernus. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and Descent into Avernus deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on Descent into Avernus.

Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
Cinder Glade enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Simian Simulacrum

When Simian Simulacrum enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Unearth {2}{G}{G} ({2}{G}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Hidden Gibbons

When an opponent casts an instant spell, if Hidden Gibbons is an enchantment, Hidden Gibbons becomes a 4/4 Ape creature.

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Kibo, Uktabi Prince

{T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or a Monkey.
Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact.

Decimate

Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land. (You can't cast this spell unless you have legal choices for all its targets.)

Treetop Village

Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Gorilla Berserkers

Trample; rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)
Gorilla Berserkers can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Silverback Elder

Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
• You gain 4 life.

Have

Rhythm of the Wild

Creature spells you control can't be countered.
Nontoken creatures you control have riot. (They enter the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Kogla, the Titan Ape

When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls.
{1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.

Grunn, the Lonely King

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.)
If Grunn, the Lonely King was kicked, it enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Grunn attacks alone, double its power and toughness until end of turn.

Return to Nature

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile target card from a graveyard.

Liquimetal Torque

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Raging Gorilla

Whenever Raging Gorilla blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Mycosynth Lattice

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

Gorilla Titan

Trample
Gorilla Titan gets +4/+4 as long as there are no cards in your graveyard.

Gearbane Orangutan

Reach
When Gearbane Orangutan enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Destroy up to one target artifact.
• Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Gearbane Orangutan.

Simian Sling

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever Simian Sling or equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player.
Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Wily Bandar

{2}{G}: Wily Bandar gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control.
Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Rockfall Vale

Rockfall Vale enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Echoing Ruin

Destroy target artifact and all other artifacts with the same name as that artifact.

Monkey Cage

When a creature enters the battlefield, sacrifice Monkey Cage and create X 2/2 green Monkey creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.

Inspiring Call

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip {1}

Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Ferocious Tigorilla

Ferocious Tigorilla enters the battlefield with your choice of a trample counter or a menace counter on it. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Hardened Scales

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Kird Chieftain

Kird Chieftain gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Forest.
{4}{G}: Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Mossfire Valley

Return of the Wildspeaker

Choose one —
• Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control.
• Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.

Uktabi Orangutan

When Uktabi Orangutan enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.

Well Rested

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes untapped, put two +1/+1 counters on it, then you gain 2 life and draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Arcane Signet

Gruul Turf

Gruul Turf enters the battlefield tapped.
When Gruul Turf enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {R}{G}.

Forest

Kessig Wolf Run

{T}: Add {C}.
{X}{R}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Ancient Grudge

Destroy target artifact.
Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Gorilla Shaman

{X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.

Silverback Shaman

Trample
When Silverback Shaman dies, draw a card.

Ancient Silverback

{G}: Regenerate Ancient Silverback. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat.)

Path of Ancestry

Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Krosan Grip

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Summit Apes

As long as you control a Mountain, Summit Apes has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Kogla and Yidaro

When Kogla and Yidaro enters the battlefield, choose one —
• It gains trample and haste until end of turn.
• It fights target creature you don't control.
{2}{R}{G}, Discard Kogla and Yidaro: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Shuffle Kogla and Yidaro into your library from your graveyard, then draw a card.

Game Trail

As Game Trail enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Mountain or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, Game Trail enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Viridian Revel

Whenever an artifact is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, you may draw a card.

Gruul Signet

Temple of Abandon

Temple of Abandon enters the battlefield tapped.
When Temple of Abandon enters the battlefield, scry 1.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Colossal Majesty

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.

Demand Answers

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Anzrag's Rampage

Destroy all artifacts you don't control, then exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn. You may put a creature card exiled this way onto the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sting, the Glinting Dagger

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc.
Equip {2}

Chameleon Colossus

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Protection from black
{2}{G}{G}: Chameleon Colossus gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.

Kird Ape

Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.

Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Cultivate

Fangren Marauder

Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may gain 5 life.

Scrounging Bandar

Scrounging Bandar enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move any number of +1/+1 counters from Scrounging Bandar onto another target creature.

Yavimaya Steelcrusher

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)
{1}, Sacrifice Yavimaya Steelcrusher: Destroy target artifact.

Getting

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