Cosmos Elixir

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting life total. Otherwise, you gain 2 life.

Firedrinker Satyr

Whenever Firedrinker Satyr is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.
{1}{R}: Firedrinker Satyr gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.

Bottle Golems

Trample
When Bottle Golems dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Chalice of Death

Chalice of Life

{T}: You gain 1 life. Then if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total, transform Chalice of Life.

Chalice of Life // Chalice of Death

Onyx Goblet

Elixir of Immortality

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.

Everflowing Chalice

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.)
Everflowing Chalice enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked.
{T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Everflowing Chalice.

Ashnod's Coupon

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Thirst

Enchant creature
When Thirst enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Thirst unless you pay {U}.

Curse of Thirst

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, Curse of Thirst deals damage to that player equal to the number of Curses attached to them.

Apathy

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may discard a card at random. If the player does, untap that creature.

Thousand-Year Elixir

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.
{1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Hexdrinker

Level up {1} ({1}: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)
LEVEL 3-7
4/4
Protection from instants
LEVEL 8+
6/6
Protection from everything

Taste of Paradise

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {1}{G} any number of times.
You gain 3 life plus an additional 3 life for each additional {1}{G} you paid.

Quench

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Bottle Gnomes

Sacrifice Bottle Gnomes: You gain 3 life.

Very Cryptic Command

Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.

Clearwater Goblet

Sunburst (This enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may gain life equal to the number of charge counters on Clearwater Goblet.

Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Elixir of Vitality

Elixir of Vitality enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice Elixir of Vitality: You gain 4 life.
{8}, {T}, Sacrifice Elixir of Vitality: You gain 8 life.

Braidwood Cup

Dream Cache

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand both on top of your library or both on the bottom of your library.

Unquenchable Thirst

Enchant creature
When Unquenchable Thirst enters the battlefield, if you control a Desert or there is a Desert card in your graveyard, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.