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"Nah, We're Dying"
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $89.30
Salt Sum: 28.32
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Commander

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The Red Terror

Advanced Species — Whenever a red source you control deals damage to one or more permanents and/or players, put a +1/+1 counter on The Red Terror.

Creature
The Red Terror (40k) 83
1

Actual Removal

Quantity: 3Price: $4.97
Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (cmm) 872
1
Collision of Realms

Each player shuffles all creatures they own into their library. Each player who shuffled a nontoken creature into their library this way reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, then puts that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Sorcery
Collision of Realms (nec) 19
1
Magmaquake

Magmaquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each planeswalker.

Instant
Magmaquake (scd) 149
1

BAM!

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Etali, Primal Storm

Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

Creature
Etali, Primal Storm (dmc) 121
1
Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fireshrieker (cmm) 949
1
Gravitic Punch

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Sorcery
Gravitic Punch (plst) GRN-105
1
Myojin of Roaring Blades

Myojin of Roaring Blades enters the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Roaring Blades: It deals 7 damage to each of up to three targets.

Creature
Myojin of Roaring Blades (nec) 36
1
Soul's Fire

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Instant
Soul's Fire (cmr) 200
1
Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Creature
Torbran, Thane of Red Fell (eld) 147
1

Card Advantage?

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Combustible Gearhulk

First strike When Combustible Gearhulk enters the battlefield, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.

Creature Artifact
Combustible Gearhulk (scd) 128
1
Commune with Lava

Exile the top X cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Instant
Commune with Lava (afc) 118
1
Humble Defector

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.

Creature
Humble Defector (c21) 174
1
Light Up the Stage

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Light Up the Stage (clb) 802
1
Oracle's Vault

{2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on Oracle's Vault. {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate only if there are three or more brick counters on Oracle's Vault.

Artifact
Oracle's Vault (ncc) 374
1
Otherworld Atlas

{T}: Put a charge counter on Otherworld Atlas. {T}: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on Otherworld Atlas.

Artifact
Otherworld Atlas (avr) 219
1
Outpost Siege

As Outpost Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons. • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. • Dragons — Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, Outpost Siege deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment
Outpost Siege (clb) 804
1
Syr Carah, the Bold

Whenever Syr Carah, the Bold or an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. {T}: Syr Carah deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Syr Carah, the Bold (eld) 145
1
Tempered in Solitude

Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Enchantment
Tempered in Solitude (neo) 165
1

Chopping Block

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Alloy Myr

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Alloy Myr (jmp) 457
1
Apex of Power

Exile the top seven cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among them. If this spell was cast from your hand, add ten mana of any one color.

Sorcery
Apex of Power (afc) 114
1
Blisterspit Gremlin

{1}, {T}: Blisterspit Gremlin deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap Blisterspit Gremlin.

Creature
Blisterspit Gremlin (j22) 500
1
Catalyst Elemental

Sacrifice Catalyst Elemental: Add {R}{R}.

Creature
Catalyst Elemental (j22) 510
1
Cathartic Reunion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Cathartic Reunion (2xm) 121
1
Fiery Cannonade

Fiery Cannonade deals 2 damage to each non-Pirate creature.

Instant
Fiery Cannonade (cmr) 178
1
Firebrand Archer

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Firebrand Archer deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Firebrand Archer (plst) HOU-92
1
Grapeshot

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Sorcery
Grapeshot (dmr) 125
1
Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hot Soup (plst) M15-219
1
Leather Armor

Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {0}. Activate only once each turn.

Artifact
Leather Armor (afr) 248
1
March of Reckless Joy

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of red cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play up to two of those cards until the end of your next turn.

Instant
March of Reckless Joy (neo) 154
1
Reckless Barbarian

Sacrifice Reckless Barbarian: Add {R}{R}.

Creature
Reckless Barbarian (clb) 193
1
Sphere of the Suns

Sphere of the Suns enters the battlefield tapped and with three charge counters on it. {T}, Remove a charge counter from Sphere of the Suns: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Sphere of the Suns (mm2) 231
1
Spitfire Lagac

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Spitfire Lagac deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Spitfire Lagac (znr) 167
1
Temur Battle Rage

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Instant
Temur Battle Rage (cmm) 264
1
Tormenting Voice

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

Sorcery
Tormenting Voice (j22) 615
1
Ur-Golem's Eye

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Ur-Golem's Eye (c14) 280
1

Ding

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Curse of the Pierced Heart

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, Curse of the Pierced Heart deals 1 damage to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.

Enchantment
Curse of the Pierced Heart (isd) 138
1
Enchanter's Bane

At the beginning of your end step, target enchantment deals damage equal to its mana value to its controller unless that player sacrifices it.

Enchantment
Enchanter's Bane (c18) 21
1
Flame Blitz

At the beginning of your end step, Flame Blitz deals 5 damage to each planeswalker. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment
Flame Blitz (mh2) 124
1
Gibbering Fiend

When Gibbering Fiend enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Gibbering Fiend deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature
Gibbering Fiend (soi) 161
1
Pyroclasm

Pyroclasm deals 2 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Pyroclasm (mm3) 107
1
Sulfuric Vortex

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.

Enchantment
Sulfuric Vortex (dmr) 144
1

Evasion

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Cobbled Wings

Equipped creature has flying. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Cobbled Wings (xln) 233
1
Cosmotronic Wave

Cosmotronic Wave deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Cosmotronic Wave (plst) GRN-95
1
Embercleave

Flash This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. Equip {3}

Artifact
Embercleave (plst) ELD-120
1
Fleetfeather Sandals

Equipped creature has flying and haste. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fleetfeather Sandals (ths) 216
1
Gilded Pinions

When Gilded Pinions enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Equipped creature has flying. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Gilded Pinions (snc) 238
1
Haunted Cloak

Equipped creature has vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Haunted Cloak (cmm) 389
1
Monstrous Rage

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Instant
Monstrous Rage (woe) 142
1
Zephyr Boots

Equipped creature has flying. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Zephyr Boots (stx) 261
1

Land

Quantity: 36Price: $12.60
Dwarven Mine

({T}: Add {R}.) Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. When Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.

Land
Dwarven Mine (eld) 243
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (woe) 274
35

Ramp/Land Drops

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Armillary Sphere

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Armillary Sphere: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Armillary Sphere (cmr) 298
1
Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact
Fellwar Stone (woc) 147
1
Iron Myr

{T}: Add {R}.

Creature Artifact
Iron Myr (plst) SOM-168
1
Plague Myr

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {T}: Add {C}.

Creature Artifact
Plague Myr (onc) 139
1
Unstable Obelisk

{T}: Add {C}. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Unstable Obelisk: Destroy target permanent.

Artifact
Unstable Obelisk (cmm) 416
1

UServe0Purpose

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Circle of Flame

Whenever a creature without flying attacks you or a planeswalker you control, Circle of Flame deals 1 damage to that creature.

Enchantment
Circle of Flame (m15) 135
1
Eidolon of the Great Revel

Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, Eidolon of the Great Revel deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature Enchantment
Eidolon of the Great Revel (sld) 422
1
Harsh Mentor

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, Harsh Mentor deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature
Harsh Mentor (akh) 135
1
Immolation Shaman

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, Immolation Shaman deals 1 damage to that player. {3}{R}{R}: Immolation Shaman gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creature
Immolation Shaman (rna) 106
1
Manabarbs

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Manabarbs deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Manabarbs (m12) 150
1
Roiling Vortex

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Roiling Vortex deals 1 damage to them. Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast that spell, Roiling Vortex deals 5 damage to that player. {R}: Your opponents can't gain life this turn.

Enchantment
Roiling Vortex (znr) 156
1
Scab-Clan Berserker

Haste Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, if Scab-Clan Berserker is renowned, Scab-Clan Berserker deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature
Scab-Clan Berserker (ori) 160
1
Sin Prodder

Menace At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. Any opponent may have you put that card into your graveyard. If a player does, Sin Prodder deals damage to that player equal to that card's mana value. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

Creature
Sin Prodder (jmp) 363
1
Zo-Zu the Punisher

Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Zo-Zu the Punisher deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Creature
Zo-Zu the Punisher (dds) 41
1

Maybeboard

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Bonder's Ornament

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.

Artifact
Bonder's Ornament (cmm) 370
1
Bonders' Enclave

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Land
Bonders' Enclave (j22) 811
1
Burnished Hart

{3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact
Burnished Hart (scd) 260
1
Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (clb) 783
1
Champion's Helm

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Champion's Helm (pip) 228
1
Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (pip) 189
1
Dance with Calamity

Shuffle your library. As many times as you choose, you may exile the top card of your library. If the total mana value of the cards exiled this way is 13 or less, you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

Sorcery
Dance with Calamity (moc) 29
1
Demolition Field

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Demolition Field: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Demolition Field (otc) 283
1
Dormant Volcano

Dormant Volcano enters the battlefield tapped. When Dormant Volcano enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Mountain you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {C}{R}.

Land
Dormant Volcano (cm2) 246
1
Drannith Ruins

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered the battlefield this turn.

Land
Drannith Ruins (pmat) 50
1
Dwarven Hold

Dwarven Hold enters the battlefield tapped. You may choose not to untap Dwarven Hold during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, if Dwarven Hold is tapped, put a storage counter on it. {T}, Remove any number of storage counters from Dwarven Hold: Add {R} for each storage counter removed this way.

Land
Dwarven Hold (5ed) 414
1
Endless Atlas

{2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control three or more lands with the same name.

Artifact
Endless Atlas (40k) 237
1
Field of Ruin

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Land
Field of Ruin (moc) 400
1
Fire Diamond

Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}.

Artifact
Fire Diamond (clb) 445
1
Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on Glittering Stockpile. {T}, Sacrifice Glittering Stockpile: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on Glittering Stockpile.

Artifact
Glittering Stockpile (snc) 107
1
Magus of the Wheel

{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Wheel: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Creature
Magus of the Wheel (ncc) 271
1
Mirror Shield

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has hexproof and "Whenever a creature with deathtouch blocks or becomes blocked by this creature, destroy that creature." Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Mirror Shield (thb) 234
1
Myriad Landscape

Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (mkc) 276
1
Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might

Creature
Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might // Temple of Power (lci) 317Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might // Temple of Power (lci) 317
1
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (mkc) 284
1
Ruin Grinder

Menace When Ruin Grinder dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature Artifact
Ruin Grinder (plst) C21-57
1
Shadowspear

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Equip {2}

Artifact
Shadowspear (thb) 236
1
Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Vandalblast (otc) 183
1
War Room

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.

Land
War Room (mkc) 310
1
Wayfarer's Bauble

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact
Wayfarer's Bauble (clb) 344
1
Wild Magic Surge

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a permanent card that shares a card type with that permanent. They put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Instant
Wild Magic Surge (clb) 206
1

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"Step 1: Establish group slug pieces\nStep 2: Bring out The Red Terror. AKA, Big Raga, the Op Stoppa\nStep 3: Watch everyone panic as he quickly - and I mean Quickly- grows in size.\n\nI quite literally turn my brain off playing this deck. Whenever you hurt yourself or others with your slug or burn pieces, Red Terror grows and brings the true game plan to light: Voltron. Life totals will go down, and fast. \n\nI have a 0% win rate with this and I have enjoyed every second of playing it.\n"}]}
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