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Artifact

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Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
,
: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
Artifact
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (ust) 142
Contraption Cannon
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
Artifact
Contraption Cannon (ust) 144
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (ust) 146
Everythingamajig
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
,
: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147c
Everythingamajig
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Add
.
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147e
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ust) 149
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Kindslaver
,
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ust) 150
Krark's Other Thumb
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Other Thumb (ust) 151
Krark's Other Thumb
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Other Thumb (und) 79
Lobe Lobber
Equipped creature has "
: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Lobe Lobber (ust) 153
Proper Laboratory Attire
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Proper Laboratory Attire (ust) 156
Staff of the Letter Magus
As this artifact enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
Artifact
Staff of the Letter Magus (ust) 159
Stamp of Approval
As this artifact enters, choose a watermark.
Creatures you control with the chosen watermark get +1/+1.
Artifact
Stamp of Approval (ust) 160
The Grand Calcutron
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron (ust) 131

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By Gnome Means
, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.
Enchantment
By Gnome Means (ust) 4
Hydradoodle
As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Hydra Dog
Hydradoodle (ust) 112

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Abstract Iguanart
Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Lizard Art
Abstract Iguanart (und) 47
Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (und) 17
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (und) 61
Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ust) 127
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103a
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103b
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103c
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103d
Big Boa Constrictor
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Snake
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Border Guardian
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight
Border Guardian (ust) 140
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Chipper Chopper
Flying
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Chipper Chopper (ust) 28
Chivalrous Chevalier
Flying
When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Chivalrous Chevalier (ust) 5
Clocknapper
When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
Creature - Human Spy
Clocknapper (ust) 29
Cogmentor
Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Rigger Gnome
Cogmentor (ust) 143
Crafty Octopus
When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Host Creature - Rigger Octopus
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
Curious Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Curious Killbot (ust) 145a
Defective Detective
This creature can't be blocked.
When this creature enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Defective Detective (ust) 32
Delighted Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Delighted Killbot (ust) 145b
Despondent Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Despondent Killbot (ust) 145c
Dirty Rat
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
Host Creature - Rat
Dirty Rat (ust) 53
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.
Creature Artifact - Angel Cyborg
Do-It-Yourself Seraph (ust) 6
Eager Beaver
When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.
Host Creature - Beaver
Eager Beaver (ust) 107
Elvish Impersonators
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
Creature - Elves
Elvish Impersonators (und) 62
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Enraged Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Enraged Killbot (ust) 145d
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54b
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54c
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54d
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (und) 5
Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (und) 63
Garbage Elemental
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Creature - Elemental Rigger
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82b
Garbage Elemental
Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82c
Garbage Elemental
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82d
Goblin Haberdasher
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Creature - Goblin Hatificer
Goblin Haberdasher (ust) 83
Goblin Haberdasher
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Creature - Goblin Hatificer
Goblin Haberdasher (und) 51
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Graveyard Busybody
All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Creature - Human Spy
Graveyard Busybody (ust) 34
Ground Pounder
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gains trample until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ground Pounder (ust) 110
Hammer Jammer
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Hammer Jammer (ust) 86
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (ust) 58
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 39
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs
less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
Creature - Beast Demon Grandchild
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. (und) 40
Inhumaniac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.
Creature - Brainiac
Inhumaniac (ust) 59
Inhumaniac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.
Creature - Brainiac
Inhumaniac (und) 41
It That Gets Left Hanging
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Elemental Horror
It That Gets Left Hanging (ust) 89
Jackknight
Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Jackknight (ust) 11
Joyride Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Joyride Rigger (ust) 114
Jumbo Imp
Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.
Creature - Imp
Jumbo Imp (und) 42
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Creature - Knight
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (und) 8
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12c
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12e
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12f
Knight of the Widget
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Widget (ust) 13
Mary O'Kill
: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Mary O'Kill (ust) 138
Masterful Ninja
Haste
Reveal this card from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.
: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Troll Ninja
Masterful Ninja (ust) 60
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ust) 155
Mother Kangaroo
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
Host Creature - Kangaroo
Mother Kangaroo (ust) 116
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41a
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41b
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41c
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41d
Numbing Jellyfish
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
Host Creature - Jellyfish
Numbing Jellyfish (ust) 42
Ol' Buzzbark
When Ol' Buzzbark enters, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ol' Buzzbark (ust) 134
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (ust) 16
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
Old-Fashioned Vampire
Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
Creature - Vampyre
Old-Fashioned Vampire (ust) 62
Overt Operative
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Ninja
Overt Operative (ust) 64
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (ust) 91
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (und) 55
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Party Crasher
Haste
You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Party Crasher (ust) 92
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (ust) 135
Pippa, Duchess of Dice
,
: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
,
: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Pippa, Duchess of Dice (und) 68
Poultrygeist
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Bird Spirit
Poultrygeist (und) 43
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (und) 26
Riveting Rigger
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Riveting Rigger (ust) 19
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher
,
: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.
Creature - Human Spy
S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher (ust) 43
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Shaggy Camel
When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Camel
Shaggy Camel (ust) 22
Shellephant
: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
Creature - Elephant Turtle and/or
Shellephant (ust) 121
Six-y Beast
As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.
Creature - Beast
Six-y Beast (und) 56
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (ust) 66
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67a
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life equal to its mana value.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67e
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67f
Snickering Squirrel
You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel
Snickering Squirrel (ust) 68
Snickering Squirrel
You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel
Snickering Squirrel (und) 45
Socketed Sprocketer
: Uninstall all results from this creature, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on this creature. (Put the die on this creature.)
You may uninstall a result from this creature to use it for a die you rolled.
Uninstall a 6 from this creature: Draw a card.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Socketed Sprocketer (ust) 44
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70
Steady-Handed Mook
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger
Steady-Handed Mook (ust) 71
Steamflogger Boss
Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste.
If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Boss (ust) 93
Steamflogger of the Month
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger of the Month (ust) 94
Steamflogger Service Rep
Whenever another Goblin you control enters, you may pay
. If you do, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Service Rep (ust) 124
Steamflogger Temp
,
: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Temp (ust) 95
Steel Squirrel
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature Artifact - Squirrel
Steel Squirrel (ust) 162
Stet, Draconic Proofreader
Flying
Whenever Stet attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card.
: Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Bureaucrat
Stet, Draconic Proofreader (und) 57
Suspicious Nanny
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Spy
Suspicious Nanny (ust) 47
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
: Syr Cadian gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.
: Syr Cadian gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.
Legendary Creature - Knight Bird
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl (und) 15
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98a
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98b
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98c
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98d
The Big Idea
,
: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
Legendary Creature - Villain Brainiac
The Big Idea (ust) 76
Three-Headed Goblin
Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)
Creature - Goblin Mutant
Three-Headed Goblin (ust) 99
Voracious Vacuum
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Voracious Vacuum (ust) 164
Wall of Fortune
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Wall of Fortune (ust) 50
Wall of Fortune
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Wall of Fortune (und) 30
Wall of Fortune
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Wall of Fortune (und) 30
Willing Test Subject
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature - Spider Scientist Monkey
Willing Test Subject (ust) 126
Wrench-Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Wrench-Rigger (ust) 101

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (und) 18
Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (ust) 79
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose Flavorful or Bland.
• Flavorful — Whenever a creature you control with flavor text enters, draw a card.
• Bland — Whenever a creature you control without flavor text enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113a
Ineffable Blessing
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113f
Mer Man
When this creature enters, you may draw a card.
Host Creature - Human Fish
Mer Man (ust) 39
Rings a Bell
As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.
Enchantment
Rings a Bell (und) 27
Split Screen
When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.
Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.
Artifact
Split Screen (ust) 158
Spy Eye
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.
Creature - Spy Eye
Spy Eye (ust) 46

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"Rumors of My Death . . ."
, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Enchantment
"Rumors of My Death . . ." (ust) 65
Cramped Bunker
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.
Enchantment
Cramped Bunker (ust) 129
Hammerfest Boomtacular
Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
Enchantment
Hammerfest Boomtacular (ust) 87
Hazmat Suit (Used)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Hazmat Suit (Used) (ust) 57
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ust) 63
Squirrel-Powered Scheme
Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.
Enchantment
Squirrel-Powered Scheme (ust) 70
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (und) 13
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29
Yet Another Aether Vortex
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Enchantment
Yet Another Aether Vortex (und) 60

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Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ust) 26
As Luck Would Have It
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on this enchantment equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on this enchantment, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
Enchantment
As Luck Would Have It (ust) 102
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (ust) 88

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Gimme Five
You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)
Instant
Gimme Five (ust) 7
Growth Spurt
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Instant
Growth Spurt (und) 64
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40
Sacrifice Play
A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.
Instant
Sacrifice Play (ust) 21
Steamfloggery
Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Steamfloggery (ust) 96
Success!
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Instant
Success! (ust) 24
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49a
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Scry 3.
• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49f

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (ust) 1

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Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (und) 4
Rules Lawyer
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg
Rules Lawyer (ust) 20

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Druid of the Sacred Beaker
: Add
for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.
Creature - Ape Bird Druid Deer
Druid of the Sacred Beaker (ust) 106
Kindly Cognician
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost
less to cast.
Creature Artifact - Artificer Cyborg
Kindly Cognician (ust) 37
Mad Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Artifact
Mad Science Fair Project (ust) 154
Selfie Preservation
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Sorcery
Selfie Preservation (ust) 119
Surgeon General Commander
Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.
: Add
,
,
,
, or
.
Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon
Surgeon General Commander (und) 72
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (und) 73
Wild Crocodile
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Host Creature - Crocodile
Wild Crocodile (ust) 125

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Grusilda, Monster Masher
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
,
: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Grusilda, Monster Masher (ust) 132
Labro Bot
When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Host Creature Artifact - Dog
Labro Bot (ust) 152
Strutting Turkey
When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
Host Creature - Bird
Strutting Turkey (und) 14

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Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get
(an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get
.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Squirrel
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher (und) 31
Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (und) 16
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3a
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3b
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3c
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3d
Angelic Rocket
Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Host Creature Artifact - Angel
Angelic Rocket (ust) 139
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Blast from the Past
Madness
, cycling
, kicker
, flashback
, buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Instant
Blast from the Past (und) 48
Bumbling Pangolin
When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.
Host Creature - Beast Pangolin
Bumbling Pangolin (ust) 78
capital offense
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
instant
capital offense (ust) 52
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Feisty Stegosaurus
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
Host Creature - Dinosaur
Feisty Stegosaurus (ust) 81
Finders, Keepers
Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Finders, Keepers (ust) 55
First Pick
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
First Pick (ust) 109
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (ust) 8
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (ust) 38
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ust) 15
Pointy Finger of Doom
,
: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Rare-B-Gone
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
Sorcery
Rare-B-Gone (unh) 119
Really Epic Punch
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Really Epic Punch (ust) 118
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (ust) 122
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Spell Suck
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Spell Suck (ust) 45
Stinging Scorpion
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Scorpion
Stinging Scorpion (ust) 72
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (ust) 97
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (und) 59
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (ust) 48
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (und) 28
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (und) 28
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

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Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ust) 128
Hammer Helper
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Hammer Helper (ust) 85
Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ust) 133
Incite Insight
Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Incite Insight (ust) 36
Midlife Upgrade
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Midlife Upgrade (ust) 14
Side Quest
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
Sorcery
Side Quest (ust) 23
Subcontract
A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Sorcery
Subcontract (ust) 73
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ust) 80
Work a Double
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Sorcery
Work a Double (ust) 100

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Old Fogey
Phasing, cumulative upkeep
, echo
, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Summon - Dinosaur
Old Fogey (und) 67

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X
As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
,
: Put X into target opponent's hand.
: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
X (ust) 137

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Box of Free-Range Goblins
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Sorcery
Box of Free-Range Goblins (ust) 77
Chittering Doom
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Chittering Doom (ust) 104
Crow Storm
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Sorcery
Crow Storm (ust) 31
Earl of Squirrel
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel Noble
Earl of Squirrel (ust) 108
Gnome-Made Engine
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Gnome-Made Engine (ust) 148
Squirrel Dealer
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Bird Lizard Raccoon
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123
Squirrel Farm
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Squirrel Farm (und) 71
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (ust) 163
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (und) 84
Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (und) 85

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Clever Combo
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (ust) 130
Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (und) 36
Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23
Teacher's Pet
, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.
Creature - Bird Cat Scientist
Teacher's Pet (ust) 25

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Accessories to Murder
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Accessories to Murder (ust) 167
Applied Aeronautics
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Applied Aeronautics (ust) 168
Arms Depot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Arms Depot (ust) 169
Auto-Key
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: You gain 3 life."
Artifact - Contraption
Auto-Key (ust) 170
Bat-
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bat
Bat- (und) 32
Bee-Bee Gun
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "
: This creature fights another target creature."
Artifact - Contraption
Bee-Bee Gun (ust) 171
Boomflinger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Boomflinger (ust) 172
Buzz Buggy
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Buzz Buggy (ust) 173
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Deadly Poison Sampler
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."
Artifact - Contraption
Deadly Poison Sampler (ust) 174
Dictation Quillograph
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Dictation Quillograph (ust) 175
Dispatch Dispensary
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
Artifact - Contraption
Dispatch Dispensary (ust) 176
Division Table
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.
Artifact - Contraption
Division Table (ust) 177
Dogsnail Engine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Dogsnail Engine (ust) 178
Dual Doomsuits
Whenever you crank this Contraption, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.
Artifact - Contraption
Dual Doomsuits (ust) 179
Duplication Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Duplication Device (ust) 180
Faerie Aerie
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this token deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
Artifact - Contraption
Faerie Aerie (ust) 181
Genetic Recombinator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Genetic Recombinator (ust) 182
Gift Horse
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Gift Horse (ust) 183
Gnomeball Machine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Artifact - Contraption
Gnomeball Machine (ust) 184
Goblin Slingshot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Goblin Slingshot (ust) 185
Guest List
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.
Artifact - Contraption
Guest List (ust) 186
Half-Kitten, Half-
Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Cat
Half-Kitten, Half- (ust) 9
Half-Orc, Half-
Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Warrior Orc
Half-Orc, Half- (ust) 84
Half-Shark, Half-
At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Shark
Half-Shark, Half- (ust) 35
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Squirrel
Half-Squirrel, Half- (ust) 111
Hard Hat Area
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Hard Hat Area (ust) 187
Head Banger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Head Banger (ust) 188
Humming-
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bird
Humming- (ust) 10
Hypnotic Swirly Disc
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Hypnotic Swirly Disc (ust) 189
Inflation Station
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Inflation Station (ust) 190
Insufferable Syphon
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.
Artifact - Contraption
Insufferable Syphon (ust) 191
Jamming Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Jamming Device (ust) 192
Lackey Recycler
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Artifact - Contraption
Lackey Recycler (ust) 193
Mandatory Friendship Shackles
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Mandatory Friendship Shackles (ust) 194
Monkey-
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Monkey
Monkey- (ust) 115
Multi-Headed
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Hydra
Multi-Headed (ust) 117
Neural Network
Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Neural Network (ust) 195
Ninja
You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)
Creature - Ninja
Ninja (ust) 61
Oaken Power Suit
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Oaken Power Suit (ust) 196
Optical Optimizer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: Draw a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Optical Optimizer (ust) 197
Pet Project
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Artifact - Contraption
Pet Project (ust) 198
Quick-Stick Lick Trick
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Quick-Stick Lick Trick (ust) 199
Rapid Prototyper
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Rapid Prototyper (ust) 200
Record Store
Whenever you crank this Contraption, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Artifact - Contraption
Record Store (ust) 201
Refibrillator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Artifact - Contraption
Refibrillator (ust) 202
Rhino-
Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rhino
Rhino- (ust) 18
Robo-
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Robo- (ust) 157
Sap Sucker
Whenever you crank this Contraption, add
. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Artifact - Contraption
Sap Sucker (ust) 203
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165a
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165b
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165c
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165d
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165e
Serpentine
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Wurm
Serpentine (ust) 120
Steam-Powered
:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Steam-Powered (ust) 161
Sundering Fork
Whenever you crank this Contraption, destroy target artifact.
Artifact - Contraption
Sundering Fork (ust) 204
Targeting Rocket
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature blocks this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Targeting Rocket (ust) 205
Thud-for-Duds
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Thud-for-Duds (ust) 206
Top-Secret Tunnel
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Top-Secret Tunnel (ust) 207
Tread Mill
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Tread Mill (ust) 208
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer (ust) 209
Twiddlestick Charger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, tap or untap target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Twiddlestick Charger (ust) 210
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Watermarket
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
Land
Watermarket (ust) 166
Widget Contraption
Whenever you crank this Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Widget Contraption (ust) 211
Zombified
: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Zombie
Zombified (ust) 75

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Abrupt Decay
This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
Instant
Abrupt Decay (mm3) 146
Ark of Hunger
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
: Mill a card. You may play that card this turn.
Artifact
Ark of Hunger (sos) 173
Aryel, Knight of Windgrace
Vigilance
,
: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
,
, Tap X untapped Knights you control: Destroy target creature with power X or less.
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Aryel, Knight of Windgrace (cmm) 336
Borrowed Knowledge
Choose one —
• Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of cards in target opponent's hand.
• Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of cards discarded this way.
Sorcery
Borrowed Knowledge (sos) 178
Cache Grab
Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Instant
Cache Grab (blb) 167
Captive Audience
This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Enchantment
Captive Audience (rna) 160
Chitterspitter
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a token. If you do, put an acorn counter on this artifact.
Squirrels you control get +1/+1 for each acorn counter on this artifact.
,
: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Artifact
Chitterspitter (blc) 211
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Colossus of the Blood Age
When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life.
When this creature dies, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards plus one.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Colossus of the Blood Age (sos) 181
Combine Chrysalis
Creature tokens you control have flying.
,
, Sacrifice a token: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact
Combine Chrysalis (moc) 319
Dead Ringers
Destroy two target nonblack creatures unless either one is a color the other isn't. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Dead Ringers (mb2) 41
Deadbridge Chant
When this enchantment enters, mill ten cards.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a card at random in your graveyard. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.
Enchantment
Deadbridge Chant (dsc) 215
Epic Experiment
Exile the top X cards of your library. You may cast instant and sorcery spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs. Then put all cards exiled this way that weren't cast into your graveyard.
Sorcery
Epic Experiment (otc) 222
Esix, Fractal Bloom
Flying
The first time you would create one or more tokens during each of your turns, you may instead choose a creature other than Esix and create that many tokens that are copies of that creature.
Legendary Creature - Fractal
Esix, Fractal Bloom (mkc) 210
Eternal Scourge
You may cast this card from exile.
When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, exile this creature.
Creature - Horror Eldrazi
Eternal Scourge (emn) 7
Ethereal Valkyrie
Flying
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw a card, then exile a card from your hand face down. It becomes foretold. Its foretell cost is its mana cost reduced by
. (On a later turn, you may cast it for its foretell cost, even if this creature has left the battlefield.)
Creature - Angel Spirit
Ethereal Valkyrie (khc) 16
First Come, First Served
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
Enchantment
First Come, First Served (unh) 12
Giant Fan
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Artifact
Giant Fan (ugl) 74
Goblin Sleigh Ride
Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.
Sorcery
Goblin Sleigh Ride (hho) 15
Granny's Payback
You gain life equal to your age.
Sorcery
Granny's Payback (unh) 99
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
Jousting Dummy
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight Scarecrow
Jousting Dummy (jmp) 470
Jumbo Cactuar
10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
Creature - Plant
Jumbo Cactuar (fin) 191
Kirol, History Buff
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, Kirol becomes prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)
Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric
Kirol, History Buff // Pack a Punch (sos) 198
Knights' Charge
Whenever a Knight you control attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Return all Knight creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Enchantment
Knights' Charge (moc) 333
Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Lexivore
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Creature - Beast
Lexivore (ugl) 7
Lim-Dûl's Vault
Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.
Instant
Lim-Dûl's Vault (mb2) 87
Lorehold Excavation
At the beginning of your end step, mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, you gain 1 life. Otherwise, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
Enchantment
Lorehold Excavation (stx) 200
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Melek, Izzet Paragon
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast instant and sorcery spells from the top of your library.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Weird
Melek, Izzet Paragon (cmm) 345
Mesa Chicken
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Bird
Mesa Chicken (ugl) 9
Miss Demeanor
Flying, first strike
At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Miss Demeanor (ugl) 10
Preposterous Proportions
Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Sorcery
Preposterous Proportions (fdn) 109
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Pursue the Past
You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Flashback
(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Sorcery
Pursue the Past (sos) 216
Queen Kayla bin-Kroog
,
: Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. You may choose an artifact or creature card with mana value 1 you discarded this way, then do the same for artifact or creature cards with mana values 2 and 3. Return those cards to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Queen Kayla bin-Kroog (bro) 218
Quintorius, History Chaser
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.
+1: You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards, then mill a card.
−4: Spirits you control gain double strike and vigilance until end of turn.
Quintorius, History Chaser can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Quintorius
Quintorius, History Chaser (soc) 7
Rite of Harmony
Whenever a creature or enchantment you control enters this turn, draw a card.
Flashback
(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Instant
Rite of Harmony (mid) 236
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Rusko, Clockmaker
When Rusko, Clockmaker enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Midnight Clock onto the battlefield.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an hour counter on each permanent you control named Midnight Clock. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
Rusko, Clockmaker (mb2) 263
Saw in Half
Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
Instant
Saw in Half (blc) 113
Scurry Oak
Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Treefolk
Scurry Oak (mh2) 172
Second Harvest
For each token you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.
Instant
Second Harvest (inr) 213
Sex Appeal
Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.
Instant
Sex Appeal (ugl) 13
Shark Typhoon
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying.
Enchantment
Shark Typhoon (dsc) 127
Some Disassembly Required
, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.
Enchantment
Some Disassembly Required (hho) 17
Spatula of the Ages
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Spatula of the Ages (ugl) 81
Squee, the Immortal
You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Squee, the Immortal (ncc) 275
Standing Army
As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.
Creature - Human Soldier
Standing Army (unh) 20
Stitcher's Supplier
When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)
Creature - Zombie
Stitcher's Supplier (dsc) 157
Tendrils of Agony
Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Sorcery
Tendrils of Agony (sta) 34
The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2
The Odd Acorn Gang
Menace, trample, reach
Squirrels you control have "
: Target Squirrel gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Whenever one or more Squirrels you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Warrior Squirrel
The Odd Acorn Gang (blc) 7
Thousand-Year Storm
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Enchantment
Thousand-Year Storm (fdn) 248
Thrilling Discovery
You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.
Sorcery
Thrilling Discovery (otc) 245
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130
Unexpected Results
Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield and return Unexpected Results to its owner's hand.
Sorcery
Unexpected Results (plst) GTC-203
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82
Urza's Hot Tub
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Urza's Hot Tub (unh) 131
Urza's Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Urza's Science Fair Project (ugl) 83
Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients
Enrage — Whenever Vrondiss is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this token deals damage, sacrifice it."
Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss deal 1 damage to itself.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Barbarian
Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients (afc) 4
Windcrag Siege
As this enchantment enters, choose Mardu or Jeskai.
• Mardu — If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
• Jeskai — At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn.
Enchantment
Windcrag Siege (tdm) 235

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