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Artifact

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Everythingamajig
,
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
,
: You gain 10 life.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147b
Everythingamajig
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
,
: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147c
Everythingamajig
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Add
.
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147e
Everythingamajig
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
,
: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ulst) 55
Everythingamajig
,
: Scry 2.
,
, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ulst) 56
Giant Fan
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Artifact
Giant Fan (ugl) 74
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ulst) 57
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Staff of the Letter Magus
As this artifact enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
Artifact
Staff of the Letter Magus (ust) 159
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82

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Giant Beaver
Vigilance
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn.
Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Beaver Mount
Giant Beaver (otj) 165
Hydradoodle
As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Hydra Dog
Hydradoodle (ulst) 36
Protean Hydra
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it.
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is removed from this creature, put two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of the next end step.
Creature - Hydra
Protean Hydra (m11) 194
Ring of Kalonia
Equipped creature has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's green.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Ring of Kalonia (m13) 212
Ring of Thune
Equipped creature has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's white.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Ring of Thune (cmr) 468
Ring of Valkas
Equipped creature has haste. (It can attack and
no matter when it came under your control.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's red.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Ring of Valkas (cmr) 469

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Creature

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A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 373
Alpha Guard
When this creature enters, choose a letter.
: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.
Creature - Elf Employee
Alpha Guard (unf) 129
Ancient Hydra
Fading 5 (This creature enters with five fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
, Remove a fade counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Creature - Hydra
Ancient Hydra (plst) NEM-76
Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
Atinlay Igpay
Oubleday ikestray
Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.
Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (ulst) 12
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (ulst) 34
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
,
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Creature - Beeble
Bamboozling Beeble (unf) 323
Bat-
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bat
Bat- (und) 32
Big Boa Constrictor
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Snake
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Bloodletter
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Zombie
Bloodletter (unh) 50
Blufferfish
: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Fish
Blufferfish (unf) 325
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Bubbling Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an enchantment.
Creature - Beeble
Bubbling Beebles (uds) 29
Bursting Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature - Beeble
Bursting Beebles (unh) 28
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Clam Session
As this creature enters, choose a word.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice this creature. You can't repeat a song.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam Session (ugl) 20
Clam-I-Am
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam-I-Am (ugl) 19
Creature Guy
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Beast
Creature Guy (unh) 93
Deadhead
: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
Creature - Zombie
Deadhead (ugl) 30
Defective Detective
This creature can't be blocked.
When this creature enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Defective Detective (ust) 32
Dirty Rat
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
Host Creature - Rat
Dirty Rat (und) 34
Double Header
Flying
When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature - Drake
Double Header (unh) 31
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Eager Beaver
When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.
Host Creature - Beaver
Eager Beaver (ust) 107
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Elvish Impersonators
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
Creature - Elves
Elvish Impersonators (und) 62
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Gluetius Maximus
As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Beast
Gluetius Maximus (unh) 98
Goblin Bookie
,
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bookie (ugl) 43
Goblin Bowling Team
If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bowling Team (ugl) 44
Goblin Mime
When you speak, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime (unh) 78
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Gus
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
Creature - Gus
Gus (ugl) 62
Half-Orc, Half-
Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Warrior Orc
Half-Orc, Half- (ust) 84
Half-Shark, Half-
At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Shark
Half-Shark, Half- (ust) 35
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Squirrel
Half-Squirrel, Half- (und) 65
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Humming-
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bird
Humming- (und) 7
Hungry Hungry Heifer
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Cow
Hungry Hungry Heifer (ugl) 63
Hurloon Wrangler
Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Wrangler (ugl) 46
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (ulst) 20
Inhumaniac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.
Creature - Brainiac
Inhumaniac (und) 41
Keeper of the Sacred Word
As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Druid
Keeper of the Sacred Word (unh) 101
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Creature - Knight
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (und) 8
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
Laughing Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Hyena
Laughing Hyena (unh) 103
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Mesa Chicken
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Bird
Mesa Chicken (ugl) 9
Moniker Mage
, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Moniker Mage (unh) 39
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Monkey-
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Monkey
Monkey- (ust) 115
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add
.
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Mons's Goblin Waiters (unh) 82
Mother Kangaroo
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
Host Creature - Kangaroo
Mother Kangaroo (und) 66
Mother of Goons
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.
Creature - Human Cleric
Mother of Goons (unh) 59
Multi-Headed
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Hydra
Multi-Headed (ust) 117
Numbing Jellyfish
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
Host Creature - Jellyfish
Numbing Jellyfish (ust) 42
Ol' Buzzbark
When Ol' Buzzbark enters, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ol' Buzzbark (ulst) 51
Omni-Changeling
Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for
or one mana of that creature's color.)
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has changeling.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Omni-Changeling (ecl) 62
Orcish Paratroopers
When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Orcish Paratroopers (unh) 83
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Pompous Gadabout
During your turn, this creature has hexproof.
This creature can't be blocked by creatures that don't have a name.
Creature - Human Citizen
Pompous Gadabout (mkm) 171
Poultrygeist
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Bird Spirit
Poultrygeist (und) 43
Pygmy Giant
,
, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Creature - Giant
Pygmy Giant (unh) 85
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Rhino-
Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rhino
Rhino- (ust) 18
Robo-
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Robo- (ust) 157
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87
S.N.O.T.
You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
Creature - Ooze
S.N.O.T. (unh) 111
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Serpentine
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Wurm
Serpentine (ulst) 41
Shaggy Camel
When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Camel
Shaggy Camel (ust) 22
Shoe Tree
This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Creature - Treefolk
Shoe Tree (unh) 109
Six-y Beast
As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.
Creature - Beast
Six-y Beast (und) 56
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Snickering Squirrel
You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel
Snickering Squirrel (und) 45
Spark Fiend
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice this creature. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice this creature. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
Creature - Beast
Spark Fiend (ugl) 51
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70
Standing Army
As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.
Creature - Human Soldier
Standing Army (unh) 20
Steam-Powered
:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Steam-Powered (ust) 161
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Tainted Monkey
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature - Monkey
Tainted Monkey (unh) 64
Temp of the Damned
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from this creature. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Creature - Zombie
Temp of the Damned (ugl) 38
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130
Urza's Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Urza's Science Fair Project (ugl) 83
Voracious Vacuum
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Voracious Vacuum (ust) 164
Willing Test Subject
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature - Spider Scientist Monkey
Willing Test Subject (ust) 126
Working Stiff
As this creature enters, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Mummy
Working Stiff (unh) 68
Zombified
: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Zombie
Zombified (ust) 75

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Artful Looter
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.
Creature - Human Wizard
Artful Looter (unh) 25
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (ulst) 13
Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Bookwurm
Trample
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
: Put this card from your graveyard into your library third from the top.
Creature - Wurm
Bookwurm (stx) 123
Brilliant Ultimatum
Exile the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. You may play lands and cast spells from one of those piles. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Sorcery
Brilliant Ultimatum (ala) 159
Bringer of the Blue Dawn
You may pay
rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may draw two cards.
Creature - Bringer
Bringer of the Blue Dawn (5dn) 26
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (und) 50
Cruel Ultimatum
Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
Sorcery
Cruel Ultimatum (e01) 82
Genesis Ultimatum
Look at the top five cards of your library. Put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand. Exile Genesis Ultimatum.
Sorcery
Genesis Ultimatum (iko) 189
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113d
Ineffable Blessing
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113f
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ulst) 37
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ulst) 37
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose Flavorful or Bland.
• Flavorful — Whenever a creature you control with flavor text enters, draw a card.
• Bland — Whenever a creature you control without flavor text enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ulst) 38
Inspired Ultimatum
Target player gains 5 life, Inspired Ultimatum deals 5 damage to any target, then you draw five cards.
Sorcery
Inspired Ultimatum (iko) 191
Loan Shark
When this creature enters, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card.
Plot
(You may pay
and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rogue Shark
Loan Shark (otj) 55
Loose Lips
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Loose Lips (unh) 36
Mer Man
When this creature enters, you may draw a card.
Host Creature - Human Fish
Mer Man (und) 25
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125

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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Charm School
As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Charm School (ugl) 1
Cramped Bunker
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.
Enchantment
Cramped Bunker (ulst) 45
Drawn Together
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
Enchantment
Drawn Together (unh) 8
Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Frog Tongue
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)
Enchantment - Aura
Frog Tongue (plst) TMP-228
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a creature you control with art by the chosen artist enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113b
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113e
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ulst) 23
Squirrel-Powered Scheme
Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.
Enchantment
Squirrel-Powered Scheme (ust) 70
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (ulst) 8
Volrath's Motion Sensor
Enchant player
As this Aura enters, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances this Aura on the back of that hand.
When this Aura falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice this Aura and enchanted player loses 3 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Volrath's Motion Sensor (ugl) 39

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Bouncing Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.
Creature - Beeble
Bouncing Beebles (ulg) 28
Hot Soup
Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Hot Soup (plst) M15-219

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As Luck Would Have It
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on this enchantment equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on this enchantment, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
Enchantment
As Luck Would Have It (ulst) 33
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (ulst) 29
The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2
Titanic Ultimatum
Until end of turn, creatures you control get +5/+5 and gain first strike, trample, and lifelink.
Sorcery
Titanic Ultimatum (ddh) 31

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Double Dip
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
Instant
Double Dip (ugl) 3
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23
Get a Life
Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.
Instant
Get a Life (ugl) 4
Graphic Violence
All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Instant
Graphic Violence (unh) 100
Growth Spurt
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Instant
Growth Spurt (und) 64
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
Remodel
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target artifact.
Instant
Remodel (unh) 108
Sauté
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
Instant
Sauté (unh) 88
Side to Side
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Side to Side (unh) 110
Supersize
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
Instant
Supersize (unh) 113

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Land

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Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (tmt) 314
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (tmt) 254
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (tmt) 256
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (tmt) 253
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (tmt) 312

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Lifegain

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1
Holy Cow
Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Creature - Angel Ox
Holy Cow (otj) 16
Staff of the Death Magus
Whenever you cast a black spell or a Swamp you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Artifact
Staff of the Death Magus (m15) 232
Staff of the Flame Magus
Whenever you cast a red spell or a Mountain you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Artifact
Staff of the Flame Magus (m15) 233
Staff of the Mind Magus
Whenever you cast a blue spell or an Island you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Artifact
Staff of the Mind Magus (m15) 234
Staff of the Sun Magus
Whenever you cast a white spell or a Plains you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Artifact
Staff of the Sun Magus (m15) 235
Staff of the Wild Magus
Whenever you cast a green spell or a Forest you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Artifact
Staff of the Wild Magus (m15) 236

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Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (ulst) 3
Ring of Evos Isle
: Equipped creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Ring of Evos Isle (m13) 211
Ring of Xathrid
: Regenerate equipped creature. (The next time that creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's black.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Ring of Xathrid (m13) 215
Stuffy Doll
Indestructible
As this creature enters, choose a player.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Stuffy Doll (clb) 875

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Chronatog Totem
: Add
.
: This artifact becomes a 1/2 blue Atog artifact creature until end of turn.
: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. You skip your next turn. Activate only once each turn and only if this permanent is a creature.
Artifact
Chronatog Totem (tsp) 252
Double Play
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Double Play (ugl) 55
Druid of the Sacred Beaker
: Add
for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.
Creature - Ape Bird Druid Deer
Druid of the Sacred Beaker (ust) 106
Everythingamajig
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
,
: This artifact deals 12 damage to target creature.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147d
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Mad Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Artifact
Mad Science Fair Project (ust) 154
Organ Harvest
Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add
.
Sorcery
Organ Harvest (ugl) 35
Poison Dart Frog
Reach
: Add one mana of any color.
: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Creature - Frog
Poison Dart Frog (m3c) 238
Selfie Preservation
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Sorcery
Selfie Preservation (ust) 119
Surgeon General Commander
Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.
: Add
,
,
,
, or
.
Legendary Creature - Bat Wombat Chameleon
Surgeon General Commander (ulst) 42
Wild Crocodile
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Host Creature - Crocodile
Wild Crocodile (und) 74

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Bringer of the Last Gift
Flying
When this creature enters, if you cast it, each player sacrifices all other creatures they control. Then each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard that weren't put there this way to the battlefield.
Creature - Vampire Demon
Bringer of the Last Gift (lci) 94
Bringer of the White Dawn
You may pay
rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Bringer
Bringer of the White Dawn (5dn) 7
Eerie Ultimatum
Return any number of permanent cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Eerie Ultimatum (plst) IKO-184
Graveshifter
Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Graveshifter (ecl) 104
Labro Bot
When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Host Creature Artifact - Dog
Labro Bot (ust) 152
Name Dropping
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Enchantment
Name Dropping (unh) 105
Strutting Turkey
When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
Host Creature - Bird
Strutting Turkey (und) 14

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Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (ulst) 10
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3a
Angelic Rocket
Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Host Creature Artifact - Angel
Angelic Rocket (ulst) 54
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 290
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Instant
Boing! (unf) 326
Bovine Intervention
Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
Instant
Bovine Intervention (otj) 6
Bumbling Pangolin
When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.
Host Creature - Beast Pangolin
Bumbling Pangolin (ust) 78
Chaos Warp
The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
Instant
Chaos Warp (soc) 239
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Deal Damage
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Deal Damage (unh) 74
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 331
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Feisty Stegosaurus
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
Host Creature - Dinosaur
Feisty Stegosaurus (ust) 81
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
Fling
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
Instant
Fling (j25) 553
Fodder Cannon
,
, Sacrifice a creature: This artifact deals 4 damage to target creature.
Artifact
Fodder Cannon (plst) UDS-131
Food Coma
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Enchantment
Food Coma (woe) 308
Fowl Play
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchantment - Aura
Fowl Play (ugl) 24
Generous Gift
Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Instant
Generous Gift (blc) 106
Get Your Head in the Game
Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Handcuffs
As this enchantment enters, choose a player.
When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.
Enchantment
Handcuffs (ugl) 32
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Kill! Destroy!
Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Kill! Destroy! (unh) 58
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Pointy Finger of Doom
,
: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Pongify
Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Pongify (tdc) 160
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Really Epic Punch
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Really Epic Punch (ust) 118
Ruinous Ultimatum
Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.
Sorcery
Ruinous Ultimatum (piko) 204p
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Spell Counter
Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Spell Counter (unh) 46
Stinging Scorpion
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Host Creature - Scorpion
Stinging Scorpion (und) 46
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (und) 59
Thud
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Thud deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
Sorcery
Thud (m19) 163
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (und) 28
Transmogrifying Wand
This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
,
, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact
Transmogrifying Wand (cmm) 981
Violent Ultimatum
Destroy three target permanents.
Sorcery
Violent Ultimatum (plst) ALA-206
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (unh) 67
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75
Zzzyxas's Abyss
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Enchantment
Zzzyxas's Abyss (unh) 70

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Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
Double Cross
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
Sorcery
Double Cross (ugl) 31
Double Deal
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
Sorcery
Double Deal (ugl) 42
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Flock of Rabid Sheep
Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.
Sorcery
Flock of Rabid Sheep (ugl) 57
Granny's Payback
You gain life equal to your age.
Sorcery
Granny's Payback (unh) 99
Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ulst) 49
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Landfill
Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.
Sorcery
Landfill (ugl) 49
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Once More with Feeling
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.
DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
Sorcery
Once More with Feeling (ugl) 11
Wet Willie of the Damned
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned (unh) 66

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Bringer of the Red Dawn
You may pay
rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Bringer
Bringer of the Red Dawn (5dn) 62
Chaos Wand
,
: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
Artifact
Chaos Wand (otc) 254

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Bringer of the Green Dawn
You may pay
rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
Creature - Bringer
Bringer of the Green Dawn (5dn) 83
Chittering Doom
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Chittering Doom (ust) 104
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
D00-DL, Caricaturist (unf) 187
Earl of Squirrel
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel Noble
Earl of Squirrel (ulst) 108
Gnome-Made Engine
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Host Creature Artifact - Construct
Gnome-Made Engine (ust) 148
Monkey Cage
When a creature enters, sacrifice this artifact and create X 2/2 green Monkey creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.
Artifact
Monkey Cage (j22) 787
Squirrel Dealer
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Bird Lizard Raccoon
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123
Squirrel Farm
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Squirrel Farm (und) 71
Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (unf) 538

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Bringer of the Black Dawn
You may pay
rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 2 life. If you do, search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Creature - Bringer
Bringer of the Black Dawn (plst) 5DN-43
Clever Combo
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Emergent Ultimatum
Search your library for up to three monocolored cards with different names and exile them. An opponent chooses one of those cards. Shuffle that card into your library. You may cast the other cards without paying their mana costs. Exile Emergent Ultimatum.
Sorcery
Emergent Ultimatum (iko) 185

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Drifting Meadow
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Drifting Meadow (dmr) 245
Forgotten Cave
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Forgotten Cave (j25) 766
Irrigated Farmland
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Plains Island
Irrigated Farmland (eoc) 162
Lonely Sandbar
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Lonely Sandbar (eoc) 166
Remote Isle
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Remote Isle (dmr) 254
Secluded Steppe
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Secluded Steppe (eoc) 177
Sejiri Refuge
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
: Add
or
.
Land
Sejiri Refuge (scd) 317
Sheltered Thicket
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Mountain Forest
Sheltered Thicket (ecc) 167
Slippery Karst
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Slippery Karst (dmr) 256
Smoldering Crater
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Smoldering Crater (dmr) 257
Tranquil Cove
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
: Add
or
.
Land
Tranquil Cove (tdm) 270
Tranquil Thicket
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land
Tranquil Thicket (dsc) 318

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Ape
Creature Token - Ape
Ape (tm3c) 14
Beeble
Creature Token - Beeble
Beeble (tund) 1
Giant Teddy Bear
Creature Token - Bear Giant Teddy
Giant Teddy Bear (tund) 5
Gnome
Creature Artifact Token - Gnome
Gnome (teoc) 11
Goat
Creature Token - Goat
Goat (tsoc) 4
Sheep
Creature Token - Sheep
Sheep (tugl) 93
Squirrel
Creature Token - Squirrel
Squirrel (tblb) 23

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61 pips - 44 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
75 pips - 51 cards
15 mana - 15 cards
68 pips - 46 cards
16 mana - 15 cards
60 pips - 44 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
93 pips - 71 cards
15 mana - 15 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
4 mana - 2 cards
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