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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49
Narod, the Beige Flower
Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its mana value rather than its power.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Plant
Narod, the Beige Flower (mb2) 599
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Creature

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Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
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$0.35 $0.12
Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
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Atinlay Igpay
Oubleday ikestray
Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.
Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
Creature - The Biggest Baddest Nastiest
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 28
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$16.99 $17.17
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Creature Scariest Ever See You'll
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 29
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$16.99 $20.42
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
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$0.35 $0.25
Catch of the Day
As Catch of the Day enters the battlefield, choose one for each of the following.
Keyword → Vigilance; ward
; or islandwalk.
Whenever this creature attacks → Scry 2; goad target creature an opponent controls; or tap target creature an opponent controls.
Size → 6/2; 4/4; or 2/6.
Creature - Serpent
Catch of the Day (mb2) 528
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Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
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$0.35 $0.22
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
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$1.49 $1.23
Cogmentor
Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Rigger Gnome
Cogmentor (ust) 143
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$0.35 $0.12
Crafty Octopus
When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Host Creature - Rigger Octopus
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
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Kindly Cognician
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost
less to cast.
Creature Artifact - Artificer Cyborg
Kindly Cognician (ust) 37
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Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
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$0.39 $0.37
Overt Operative
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Ninja
Overt Operative (ust) 64
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Riveting Rigger
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Riveting Rigger (ust) 19
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Steady-Handed Mook
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger
Steady-Handed Mook (ust) 71
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Suspicious Nanny
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Spy
Suspicious Nanny (ust) 47
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$0.35 $0.17
Underdark Beholder
Underdark Beholder enters the battlefield with ten eyestalk counters on it.
If Underdark Beholder would be dealt damage, remove that many eyestalk counters from it instead. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Whenever Underdark Beholder attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant, sorcery, or enchantment card with converted mana cost less than the number of eyestalk counters on Underdark Beholder. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Shuffle your library.
Creature - Beholder
Underdark Beholder (cmb1) 49
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$0.69 $1.42

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Enchantment

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A Good Thing
Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.
Enchantment
A Good Thing (cmb1) 86
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$0.49 $1.08
Alberix, the Trade Planet
Planet (When this permanent enters, exile the top five cards of your library as its resources.)
Trade Routes — At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, put two of Alberix's resources into its owner's hand.
• Exile the top card of your library as a resource.
World Enchantment
Alberix, the Trade Planet (mb2) 525
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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
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$3.99 $6.05

Enchantment

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instant

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capital offense
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
instant
capital offense (ust) 52
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Instant

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Spell Suck
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Spell Suck (ust) 45
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$0.35 $0.20
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49a
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Instant

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Land

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Barry's Land
: Add
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Basic Land - Cloud
Barry's Land (cmb1) 113
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$0.79 $2.68
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
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$47.99 $39.01
Godless Shrine
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Swamp
Godless Shrine (rvr) 277
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$16.99 $11.63
Hallowed Fountain
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Island
Hallowed Fountain (rvr) 280
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$11.99 $11.60
Island
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Basic Land - Island
Island (fdn) 274
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$0.49 $0.09
Plains
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Basic Land - Plains
Plains (fdn) 273
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Swamp
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Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (fdn) 277
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Watery Grave
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Swamp
Watery Grave (rvr) 291
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$15.99 $13.16

Land

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Ramp

Qty: 2 Price: $40.34
Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
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$39.99 $31.03
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
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Ramp

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Removal

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Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
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Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 2 Price: $1.28
Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
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$0.79 $0.94
Incite Insight
Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Incite Insight (ust) 36
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$0.49 $0.18

Sorcery

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Deck Info

Deck stats

9 pips - 9 cards
15 mana - 12 cards
20 pips - 12 cards
15 mana - 12 cards
26 pips - 9 cards
15 mana - 12 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
5 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
5 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
1 mana - 1 card
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