The Meathook Massacre

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Voracious Vermin

When Voracious Vermin enters, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Voracious Vermin.

Steam Clean

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Scalding Viper

Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, Scalding Viper deals 1 damage to that player.

Scalding Viper // Steam Clean

Skybeast Tracker

Reach
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Snaremaster Sprite

Flying
When Snaremaster Sprite enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Bubble Up

Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Aquatic Alchemist

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, Aquatic Alchemist gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Aquatic Alchemist // Bubble Up

Swamp

Cursed Courtier

Lifelink
When Cursed Courtier enters, create a Cursed Role token attached to it. (Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Territorial Witchstalker

Defender
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Territorial Witchstalker gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Primal Vigor

Primal Vigor // Primal Vigor

Eriette's Whisper

Target opponent discards two cards. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this Aura is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Rowdy Research

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn.
Draw three cards.

Compulsion

{1}{U}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
{1}{U}, Sacrifice Compulsion: Draw a card.

Food

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Price of Beauty

Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Conceited Witch

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Conceited Witch // Price of Beauty

Bespoke Battlegarb

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, attach Bespoke Battlegarb to up to one target creature you control.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Island

Dread Whispers

You draw a card and you lose 1 life. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Mosswood Dreadknight

Trample
When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn.

Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers

The End

This spell costs {2} less to cast if your life total is 5 or less.
Exile target creature or planeswalker. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that permanent and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

Barrow Naughty

Flying
Barrow Naughty has lifelink as long as you control another Faerie.
{2}{B}: Barrow Naughty gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Dark Tutelage

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Omniscience

Omniscience // Omniscience

Neva, Stalked by Nightmares

Menace
When Neva, Stalked by Nightmares enters, return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Neva, then scry 1.

Sharae of Numbing Depths

When Sharae of Numbing Depths enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Whenever you tap one or more untapped creatures your opponents control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Desperate Parry

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Obyra's Attendants

Obyra's Attendants // Desperate Parry

Tanglespan Lookout

Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.

Titanic Growth

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Break the Spell

Destroy target enchantment. If a permanent you controlled or a token was destroyed this way, draw a card.

Bitter Chill

Enchant creature
When Bitter Chill enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
When Bitter Chill is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, scry 1, then draw a card.

Graceful Takedown

Any number of target enchanted creatures you control and up to one other target creature you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature you don't control.

Stockpiling Celebrant

When Stockpiling Celebrant enters, you may return another target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If you do, scry 2.

Prismatic Omen

Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.

Archive Dragon

Flying
Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
When Archive Dragon enters, scry 2.

Goddric, Cloaked Reveler

Haste
Celebration — As long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Goddric, Cloaked Reveler is a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, flying, and "{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn." (It loses all other creature types.)

Grove's Bounty

Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Elusive Otter

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creatures with power less than Elusive Otter's power can't block it.

Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty

Lagoon Breach

The owner of target attacking creature you don't control puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Horned Loch-Whale

Flash
Ward {2}
Horned Loch-Whale enters tapped unless it's your turn.

Horned Loch-Whale // Lagoon Breach

Welcome to Sweettooth

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
II — Create a Food token.
III — Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus the number of Foods you control.

Unruly Catapult

Defender
{T}: Unruly Catapult deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Unruly Catapult.

Taken by Nightmares

Exile target creature. If you control an enchantment, scry 2.

Blossoming Tortoise

Whenever Blossoming Tortoise enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.
Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Cut In

Cut In deals 4 damage to target creature.
Create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Rip the Seams

Destroy target tapped creature. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Threadbind Clique

Threadbind Clique // Rip the Seams

The Irencrag

{T}: Add {C}.
Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.

Into the Fae Court

Draw three cards. Create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying and "This creature can block only creatures with flying."

Glass Casket

When Glass Casket enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until Glass Casket leaves the battlefield.

Eriette of the Charmed Apple

Eriette of the Charmed Apple // Eriette of the Charmed Apple

Young Hero

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it."

Royal

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Royal // Young Hero

Rat Out

Up to one target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. You create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."

Oversold Cemetery

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Eerie Interference

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn by creatures.

Stonesplitter Bolt

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
Stonesplitter Bolt deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, it deals twice X damage to that permanent instead.

Embereth Blaze

Embereth Blaze deals 2 damage to any target. (Then exile this card. You may cast the enchantment later from exile.)

Virtue of Courage

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you may exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Virtue of Courage // Embereth Blaze

Merfolk Coralsmith

{1}: Merfolk Coralsmith gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
When Merfolk Coralsmith dies, scry 2.

Archon's Glory

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature also gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Harried Spearguard

Haste
When Harried Spearguard dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."

Frantic Firebolt

Frantic Firebolt deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Spell Stutter

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2} plus an additional {1} for each Faerie you control.

Stingblade Assassin

Flash
Flying
When Stingblade Assassin enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Brave the Wilds

Brave the Wilds // Brave the Wilds

Ash, Party Crasher

Haste
Celebration — Whenever Ash, Party Crasher attacks, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Ash.

Faunsbane Troll

When Faunsbane Troll enters, create a Monster Role token attached to it. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)
{1}, Sacrifice an Aura attached to Faunsbane Troll: Faunsbane Troll fights target creature you don't control. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Gallant Pie-Wielder

First strike
Celebration — Gallant Pie-Wielder has double strike as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Tegwyll, Duke of Splendor

Tegwyll, Duke of Splendor // Tegwyll, Duke of Splendor

Pest Problem

Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block." (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Ratcatcher Trainee

During your turn, Ratcatcher Trainee has first strike.

Ratcatcher Trainee // Pest Problem

Bestial Bloodline

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
{4}{G}: Return Bestial Bloodline from your graveyard to your hand.

Mosswood Dreadknight // Mosswood Dreadknight

Ground Seal

When Ground Seal enters, draw a card.
Cards in graveyards can't be the targets of spells or abilities.

Yenna, Redtooth Regent

{2}, {T}: Choose target enchantment you control that doesn't have the same name as another permanent you control. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary. If the token is an Aura, untap Yenna, Redtooth Regent, then scry 2. Activate only as a sorcery.

Succumb to the Cold

Tap one or two target creatures an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on each of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Deathly Ride

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Fell Horseman

When Fell Horseman dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library.

Fell Horseman // Deathly Ride

Mountain

Stoke Genius

Discard your hand, then draw two cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Hearth Elemental

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Hearth Elemental // Stoke Genius

Ruby, Daring Tracker

Haste
Whenever Ruby, Daring Tracker attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Once Upon a Time

If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Boundary Lands Ranger

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Quick Study

On an Adventure

After an Adventure resolves, you can place the exiled card here. You may cast the creature from exile.

The Goose Mother

The Goose Mother // The Goose Mother

Not Dead After All

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this Aura is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Spider Food

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Witch's Mark

You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this Aura is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Gnawing Crescendo

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."

Spreading Seas

Enchant land
When Spreading Seas enters, draw a card.
Enchanted land is an Island.