Bludgeon Brawl

Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.

Counterspell

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Goblin Electromancer

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Ashnod's Altar

Mountain

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip {0}

Agoraphobia

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -5/-0.
{2}{U}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

The Watcher in the Water

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Consecrated Sphinx

Flying
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw two cards.

Winds of Change

Each player shuffles the cards from their hand into their library, then draws that many cards.

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Academy Ruins

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Hexavus

Flying
This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put a flying counter on another target creature.
{1}, Remove a counter from another creature you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Fervent Champion

First strike, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {3} less to activate.

Mana Echoes

Whenever a creature enters, you may add an amount of {C} equal to the number of creatures you control that share a creature type with it.

Kindred Discovery

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.
Whenever a creature you control of the chosen type enters or attacks, draw a card.

Mindslaver

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Mindslaver: You control target player during that player's next turn. (You see all cards that player could see and make all decisions for them.)

Thundering Djinn

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn.

Hullbreaker Horror

Flash
This spell can't be countered.
Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one —
• Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand.
• Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Sage of the Falls

Whenever this creature or another non-Human creature you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Crackdown Construct

Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Izzet Signet

Fire Prophecy

Fire Prophecy deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Sol Ring

Star of Extinction

Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Repercussion

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, this enchantment deals that much damage to that creature's controller.

Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Blue Sun's Zenith

Target player draws X cards. Shuffle Blue Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Rhystic Study

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.

Aether Adept

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Fall of Cair Andros

Whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, amass Orcs X, where X is that excess damage. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)
{7}{R}: This enchantment deals 7 damage to target creature.

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Curiosity Crafter

Flying
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever a creature token you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Accelerate

Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Island

Cyclonic Rift

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand.
Overload {6}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Pull from Tomorrow

Impact Tremors

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Access Denied

Counter target spell. Create X 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.

Stroke of Genius

Brainsurge

Draw four cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Symmetry Matrix

Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

The Locust God

Flying
Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
{2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Crash Through

Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Draw a card.

Chimeric Staff

{X}: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Chandra's Incinerator

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total amount of noncombat damage dealt to your opponents this turn.
Trample
Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, this creature deals that much damage to target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

Purphoros, God of the Forge

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature.
Whenever another creature you control enters, Purphoros deals 2 damage to each opponent.
{2}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Sorcerer Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
When this Class enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards.
{U}{R}: Level 2
Creatures you control have "{T}: Add {U} or {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell or to gain a Class level."
{3}{U}{R}: Level 3
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, that spell deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of instant and sorcery spells you've cast this turn.

Elemental Summoning

Create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

Arm-Mounted Anchor

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a Pirate card.
Equip {2}. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you have one or fewer cards in hand.

Aesthir Glider

Active Volcano

Choose one —
• Destroy target blue permanent.
• Return target Island to its owner's hand.

Air Bladder

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.
Enchanted creature can block only creatures with flying.

Aether Tunnel

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

Steaming Sauna

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Roaring Furnace

When you unlock this door, this Room deals damage equal to the number of cards in your hand to target creature an opponent controls.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Roaring Furnace // Steaming Sauna

Fateful Showdown

Fateful Showdown deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand. Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.