Clockwork Percussionist

Haste
When Clockwork Percussionist dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

Fear of Surveillance

Vigilance
Whenever Fear of Surveillance attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

The Jolly Balloon Man

Haste
{1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Unsettling Twins

When Unsettling Twins enters, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Ghostly Dancers

Flying
When Ghostly Dancers enters, return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand or unlock a locked door of a Room you control.
Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, create a 3/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Defaced Gallery

Whenever you attack, attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Painter's Studio

When you unlock this door, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Painter's Studio // Defaced Gallery

Living Phone

When Living Phone dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Fear of Missing Out

When Fear of Missing Out enters, discard a card, then draw a card.
Delirium — Whenever Fear of Missing Out attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Plains

Mountain

Arabella, Abandoned Doll

Whenever Arabella, Abandoned Doll attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 2 or less.

Hardened Escort

Whenever Hardened Escort attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Patched Plaything

Double strike
Patched Plaything enters with two -1/-1 counters on it if you cast it from your hand.

Fear of Abduction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature you control.
Flying
When Fear of Abduction enters, exile target creature an opponent controls.
When Fear of Abduction leaves the battlefield, put each card exiled with it into its owner's hand.

Shattered Yard

At the beginning of your end step, this Room deals 1 damage to each opponent.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Glassworks

When you unlock this door, this Room deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Glassworks // Shattered Yard

Vicious Clown

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, Vicious Clown gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Fear of Burning Alive

When Fear of Burning Alive enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent.
Delirium — Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Fear of Burning Alive deals that amount of damage to target creature that player controls.

Exorcise

Exile target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.

Betrayer's Bargain

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment or pay {2}.
Betrayer's Bargain deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Screaming Nemesis

Haste
Whenever Screaming Nemesis is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any other target. If a player is dealt damage this way, they can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Trapped in the Screen

Ward {2} (Whenever this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
When Trapped in the Screen enters, exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls until Trapped in the Screen leaves the battlefield.

Seized from Slumber

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature.
Destroy target creature.

Attack-in-the-Box

Whenever Attack-in-the-Box attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Fear of Immobility

When Fear of Immobility enters, tap up to one target creature. If an opponent controls that creature, put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Ragged Playmate

{1}, {T}: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Violent Urge

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Unidentified Hovership

Flying
When Unidentified Hovership enters, exile up to one target creature with toughness 5 or less.
When Unidentified Hovership leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner manifests dread.
Crew 1

Piggy Bank

When Piggy Bank dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Elegant Rotunda

When you unlock this door, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Grand Entryway

When you unlock this door, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Grand Entryway // Elegant Rotunda

Bedhead Beastie

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Raucous Carnival

Raucous Carnival enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Friendly Ghost

Flying
When Friendly Ghost enters, target creature gets +2/+4 until end of turn.

Possessed Goat

{3}, Discard a card: Put three +1/+1 counters on Possessed Goat and it becomes a black Demon in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only once.

Razorkin Hordecaller

Haste
Whenever you attack, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.

Fear of Being Hunted

Haste
Fear of Being Hunted must be blocked if able.

Midnight Mayhem

Create three 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Gremlins you control gain menace, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Hand That Feeds

Delirium — Whenever Hand That Feeds attacks while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Boilerbilges Ripper

When Boilerbilges Ripper enters, you may sacrifice another creature or enchantment. When you do, Boilerbilges Ripper deals 2 damage to any target.

Leyline of Hope

If Leyline of Hope is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
As long as you have at least 7 life more than your starting life total, creatures you control get +2/+2.

Razorkin Needlehead

Razorkin Needlehead has first strike during your turn.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, Razorkin Needlehead deals 1 damage to them.

Leyline of Resonance

If Leyline of Resonance is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single creature you control, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Chainsaw

When Chainsaw enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature.
Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on Chainsaw.
Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on Chainsaw.
Equip {3}

Impossible Inferno

Impossible Inferno deals 6 damage to target creature.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

Rampaging Soulrager

Rampaging Soulrager gets +3/+0 as long as there are two or more unlocked doors among Rooms you control.

Turn Inside Out

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Malevolent Chandelier

Flying
{2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Activate only as a sorcery.

Splitskin Doll

When Splitskin Doll enters, draw a card. Then discard a card unless you control another creature with power 2 or less.

Tunnel of Hate

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gains double strike until end of turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Ticket Booth

When you unlock this door, manifest dread.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Ticket Booth // Tunnel of Hate

Irreverent Gremlin

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Do this only once each turn.

Overlord of the Boilerbilges

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.)
Whenever Overlord of the Boilerbilges enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Grab the Prize

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards. If the discarded card wasn't a land card, Grab the Prize deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Found Footage

You may look at face-down creatures your opponents control any time.
{2}, Sacrifice Found Footage: Surveil 2, then draw a card. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Trial of Agony

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same opponent. That player chooses one of those creatures. Trial of Agony deals 5 damage to that creature, and the other can't block this turn.

Orphans of the Wheat

Whenever Orphans of the Wheat attacks, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. Orphans of the Wheat gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature tapped this way.

Ripchain Razorkin

Reach
{2}{R}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card.

Friendly Teddy

When Friendly Teddy dies, each player draws a card.

Cult Healer

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, Cult Healer gains lifelink until end of turn.

The Rollercrusher Ride

Delirium — If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it deals double that damage instead.
When The Rollercrusher Ride enters, it deals X damage to each of up to X target creatures.

Emerge from the Cocoon

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain 3 life.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a permanent other than that creature or Saw. If you do, draw a card.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Vengeful Possession

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Marvin, Murderous Mimic

Marvin, Murderous Mimic has all activated abilities of creatures you control that don't have the same name as this creature.

Hospital Room

Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Surgical Suite

When you unlock this door, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Surgical Suite // Hospital Room

Shepherding Spirits

Flying
Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Scorching Dragonfire

Scorching Dragonfire deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Acrobatic Cheerleader

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Acrobatic Cheerleader is tapped, put a flying counter on it. This ability triggers only once.

Bear Trap

Flash
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Bear Trap: It deals 3 damage to target creature.

Sheltered by Ghosts

Enchant creature you control
When Sheltered by Ghosts enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Sheltered by Ghosts leaves the battlefield.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink and ward {2}.

Jump Scare

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+2, gains flying, and becomes a Horror enchantment creature in addition to its other types.

Infernal Phantom

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, Infernal Phantom gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
When Infernal Phantom dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.