No Witnesses

Each player who controls the most creatures investigates. Then destroy all creatures. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Crawling Chorus

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When Crawling Chorus dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."

Eddytrail Hawk

Flying
When Eddytrail Hawk enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Whenever Eddytrail Hawk attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Scampering Scorcher

When Scampering Scorcher enters, create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. Elementals you control gain haste until end of turn. (They can attack and {T} this turn.)

Servo Exhibition

Create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.

Dawnbringer Cleric

When Dawnbringer Cleric enters, choose one —
• Cure Wounds — You gain 2 life.
• Dispel Magic — Destroy target enchantment.
• Gentle Repose — Exile target card from a graveyard.

Fallaji Vanguard

First strike
Whenever Fallaji Vanguard or another creature you control enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Ornithopter of Paradise

Thunderous Orator

Vigilance
Whenever Thunderous Orator attacks, it gains flying until end of turn if you control a creature with flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, indestructible, lifelink, menace, and trample.

Bovine Intervention

Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.

Mayhem Patrol

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Mayhem Patrol attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Citizen's Crowbar

When Citizen's Crowbar enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach Citizen's Crowbar to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment."
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Priest of the Blessed Graf

At the beginning of your end step, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of opponents who control more lands than you.

Blade Historian

Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Anax, Hardened in the Forge

Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)
Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This creature can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.

Battlefield Raptor

Cavalry Pegasus

Flying
Whenever Cavalry Pegasus attacks, each attacking Human gains flying until end of turn.

Banisher Priest

When Banisher Priest enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Banisher Priest leaves the battlefield.

Mothrider Patrol

Mausoleum Guard

When Mausoleum Guard dies, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Sizzling Soloist

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Kitesail Cleric

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.)
Flying
When Kitesail Cleric enters, if it was kicked, tap up to two target creatures.

Winota, Joiner of Forces

Whenever a non-Human creature you control attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a Human creature card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. It gains indestructible until end of turn. Put the rest of the cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Myr Convert

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
{T}, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color.

Rage Thrower

Whenever another creature dies, Rage Thrower deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Ornithopter

Angrath's Marauders

If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Evangel of Heliod

When Evangel of Heliod enters, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens equal to your devotion to white. (Each {W} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to white.)

Clarion Spirit

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Mage's Attendant

When Mage's Attendant enters, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh

First strike, menace, trample
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Snubhorn Sentry

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Snubhorn Sentry gets +3/+0 as long as you have the city's blessing.

Raise the Alarm

Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Healer's Hawk

Gingerbrute

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
{1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.

Molten Gatekeeper

Whenever another creature you control enters, Molten Gatekeeper deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Unearth {R} ({R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos

Trample
Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Topplegeist

Flying
When Topplegeist enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.
Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, tap target creature that player controls.

Moorland Rescuer

When Moorland Rescuer dies, return any number of other creature cards with total power X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is Moorland Rescuer's power. Exile Moorland Rescuer.

Loyal Apprentice

Haste
Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. That token gains haste until end of turn.

Clowning Around

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Ral's Reinforcements

Create two 1/1 blue and red Elemental creature tokens.

Swooping Lookout

Éomer, King of Rohan

Double strike
Éomer, King of Rohan enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Human you control.
When Éomer enters, target player becomes the monarch. Éomer deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Hall Monitor

Haste
{1}{R}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Armored Armadillo

Ward {1} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)
{3}{W}: Armored Armadillo gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.

Adriana, Captain of the Guard

Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.)
Other creatures you control have melee. (If a creature has multiple instances of melee, each triggers separately.)

Niblis of the Urn

Flying
Whenever Niblis of the Urn attacks, you may tap target creature.

Honored Crop-Captain

Whenever Honored Crop-Captain attacks, other attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Devilish Valet

Trample, haste
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double Devilish Valet's power until end of turn.

Pia Nalaar

When Pia Nalaar enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
{1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.