Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Trash the Town

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ {2} — Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
+ {1} — Target creature gains trample until end of turn.
+ {1} — Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards."

Forgotten Cellar

When you unlock this door, you may cast spells from your graveyard this turn, and if a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile it instead.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Walk-In Closet

You may play lands from your graveyard.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Walk-In Closet // Forgotten Cellar

Aftermath Analyst

When Aftermath Analyst enters, mill three cards.
{3}{G}, Sacrifice Aftermath Analyst: Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Forest

Innkeeper's Talent

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{G}: Level 2
Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}.
{3}{G}: Level 3
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.

Coordinated Clobbering

Tap one or two target untapped creatures you control. They each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.

Tribute to the World Tree

Whenever a creature you control enters, draw a card if its power is 3 or greater. Otherwise, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Bristly Bill, Spine Sower

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Rubblebelt Maverick

When Rubblebelt Maverick enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
{G}, Exile Rubblebelt Maverick from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Hedge Shredder

Whenever Hedge Shredder attacks, you may mill two cards.
Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from your library, put them onto the battlefield tapped.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)