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For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.

Mountain

Buried Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice Buried Treasure: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, Exile Buried Treasure from your graveyard: Discover 5. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Bequeathal

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you draw two cards.

Quiet Disrepair

Enchant artifact or enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one —
• Destroy enchanted permanent.
• You gain 2 life.

Vow of Lightning

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has first strike, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Nissa's Zendikon

Enchant land
Enchanted land is a 4/4 Elemental creature with reach and haste. It's still a land.
When enchanted land dies, return that card to its owner's hand.

Latulla's Orders

Flash
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to defending player, you may destroy target artifact that player controls.

Kaima, the Fractured Calm

At the beginning of your end step, goad each creature your opponents control that's enchanted by an Aura you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Kaima, the Fractured Calm for each creature goaded this way. (Until your next turn, the goaded creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Most Wanted

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.
When enchanted creature dies, create two Treasure tokens.

Mark of Fury

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has haste.
At the beginning of the end step, return Mark of Fury to its owner's hand.

Kenrith's Transformation

Enchant creature
When Kenrith's Transformation enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)

Living Terrain

Enchant land
Enchanted land is a 5/6 green Treefolk creature that's still a land.

Forest

Bloodbraid Challenger

Cascade
Haste
Escape—{3}{R}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Overprotect

Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Lure

Enchant creature
All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Volcanic Torrent

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Volcanic Torrent deals X damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.

Enchantress's Presence

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.

Errantry

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and can only attack alone.

Kami of Transience

Trample
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kami of Transience.
At the beginning of each end step, if an enchantment was put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn, you may return Kami of Transience from your graveyard to your hand.

Immolation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.

Incendiary

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on Incendiary.
When enchanted creature dies, Incendiary deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of fuse counters on Incendiary.

Lignify

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.

Rune of Speed

Enchant permanent
When Rune of Speed enters, draw a card.
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+0 and has haste.
As long as enchanted permanent is an Equipment, it has "Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste."

Wildsear, Scouring Maw

Trample
Enchantment spells you cast from your hand have cascade. (Whenever you cast an enchantment spell from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Smoke Spirits' Aid

For each of up to X target creatures, create a red Aura enchantment token named Smoke Blessing attached to that creature. Those tokens have enchant creature and "When enchanted creature dies, it deals 1 damage to its controller and you create a Treasure token."

Skin Shedder

Skin Invasion

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature attacks each combat if able.
When enchanted creature dies, return Skin Invasion to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Skin Invasion // Skin Shedder

Vow of Wildness

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, has trample, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Bloodbraid Elf

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Next of Kin

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you may put a creature card you own with lesser mana value from your hand or from the command zone onto the battlefield. If you do, return Next of Kin to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Undying Rage

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.
When Undying Rage is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Undying Rage to its owner's hand.

Unquenchable Fury

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of cards in their hand."
When Unquenchable Fury is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand.

Setessan Champion

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Setessan Champion and draw a card.

Mantle of the Wolf

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4.
When Mantle of the Wolf is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

Destiny Spinner

Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered.
{3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.

Frog Tongue

Enchant creature
When Frog Tongue enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)

Vastwood Zendikon

Enchant land
Enchanted land is a 6/4 green Elemental creature. It's still a land.
When enchanted land dies, return that card to its owner's hand.

Aspect of Mongoose

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
When Aspect of Mongoose is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Aspect of Mongoose to its owner's hand.

Crusher Zendikon

Enchant land
Enchanted land is a 4/2 red Beast creature with trample. It's still a land.
When enchanted land dies, return that card to its owner's hand.

Dragon Breath

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has haste.
{R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters, you may return Dragon Breath from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature.

Fractured Loyalty

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller gains control of that creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Eidolon of Blossoms

Constellation — Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment you control enters, draw a card.

Shiny Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Dragon Fangs

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.
When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters, you may return Dragon Fangs from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature.

Custody Battle

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land."

Cindervines

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, Cindervines deals 1 damage to that player.
{1}, Sacrifice Cindervines: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Cindervines deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

Keen Sense

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Gruul Signet

The Sound of Drums

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is goaded.
If enchanted creature would deal combat damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
{2}{R}: Return The Sound of Drums from your graveyard to your hand.

Nettlecyst

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
Equip {2}

Canopy Cover

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.
Enchanted creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.

Verduran Enchantress

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.

Throes of Chaos

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Season of Renewal

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Sol Ring

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Rancor

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.

Mortal Wound

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Convenient Target

Enchant creature
When Convenient Target enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{2}{R}: Return Convenient Target from your graveyard to your hand.

Sluggishness

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't block.
When Sluggishness is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Sluggishness to its owner's hand.

Elvish Archivist

Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, put two +1/+1 counters on Elvish Archivist. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Whenever one or more enchantments you control enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.