Narcolepsy

Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, if enchanted creature is untapped, tap it.

Rageform

When Rageform enters, it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Manifest the top card of your library and attach Rageform to it. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)
Enchanted creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Nettlecyst

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
Equip {2}

Equinox

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Counter target spell if it would destroy a land you control."

Lure

Enchant creature
All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Castle

Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.

Chill

Mountain

Conspiracy

As Conspiracy enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control are the chosen type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

Heartseeker

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has "{T}, Unattach Heartseeker: Destroy target creature."
Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Contemplation

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Domineer

Enchant artifact creature
You control enchanted artifact creature.

Riddleform

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may have Riddleform become a 3/3 Sphinx creature with flying in addition to its other types until end of turn.
{2}{U}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Apathy

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may discard a card at random. If the player does, untap that creature.

Banishment

Flash
When Banishment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents your opponents control with the same name as that permanent until Banishment leaves the battlefield.

Manabarbs

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Manabarbs deals 1 damage to that player.

Mudslide

Creatures without flying don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may choose any number of tapped creatures without flying they control and pay {2} for each creature chosen this way. If the player does, untap those creatures.

Sandskin

Enchant creature
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by enchanted creature.

Necrosynthesis

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
When enchanted creature dies, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is its power. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Pendelhaven

{T}: Add {G}.
{T}: Target 1/1 creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Contamination

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Contamination unless you sacrifice a creature.
If a land is tapped for mana, it produces {B} instead of any other type and amount.

Skybind

Constellation — Whenever Skybind or another enchantment you control enters, exile target nonenchantment permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Oakenform

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.

Stonehands

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
{R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Arena

{3}, {T}: Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Compulsion

{1}{U}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
{1}{U}, Sacrifice Compulsion: Draw a card.

Panharmonicon

If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Lifetap

Whenever a Forest an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.

Feedback

Enchant enchantment
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted enchantment's controller, Feedback deals 1 damage to that player.

Quicksand

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice Quicksand: Target attacking creature without flying gets -1/-2 until end of turn.

Vineweft

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{4}{G}: Return Vineweft from your graveyard to your hand.

Oubliette

When Oubliette enters, target creature phases out until Oubliette leaves the battlefield. Tap that creature as it phases in this way. (Auras and Equipment phase out with it. While permanents are phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist.)

Asceticism

Creatures you control have hexproof.
{1}{G}: Regenerate target creature. (The next time it would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Inviolability

Enchant creature
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to enchanted creature.

Torment

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -3/-0.

Recantation

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on Recantation.
{U}, Sacrifice Recantation: Return up to X target permanents to their owners' hands, where X is the number of verse counters on Recantation.

Roots

Enchant creature without flying
When Roots enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

TARDIS

Flying
Whenever TARDIS attacks, if you control a Time Lord, the next spell you cast this turn has cascade and you may planeswalk.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Plateau

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon." (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Weakstone

Megrim

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.

Humility

All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.

Millstone

Abundance

If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sunbond

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature."

Scuttletide

{1}, Discard a card: Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
Delirium — Crabs you control get +1/+1 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Slimebind

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -4/-0.

Trenchpost

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}: Target player mills a card for each Locus you control.

Overgrowth

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}{G}.

Excavation

{1}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Pyrohemia

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Pyrohemia.
{R}: Pyrohemia deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Abduction

Enchant creature
When Abduction enters, untap enchanted creature.
You control enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Cessation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack.
When Cessation is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Cessation to its owner's hand.

Cliffgate

Cliffgate enters tapped.
As Cliffgate enters, choose a color other than red.
{T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.

Domestication

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
At the beginning of your end step, if enchanted creature's power is 4 or greater, sacrifice Domestication.

C.A.M.P.

Whenever fortified land is tapped for mana, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that creature shares a color with the mana that land produced, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Fortify {3} ({3}: Attach to target land you control. Fortify only as a sorcery.)

Lightform

When Lightform enters, it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Manifest the top card of your library and attach Lightform to it. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)
Enchanted creature has flying and lifelink.

Cyclone

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a wind counter on Cyclone, then sacrifice Cyclone unless you pay {G} for each wind counter on it. If you pay, Cyclone deals damage equal to the number of wind counters on it to each creature and each player.

Mirari

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may pay {3}. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Scourglass

{T}, Sacrifice Scourglass: Destroy all permanents except for artifacts and lands. Activate only during your upkeep.

Powerleech

Whenever an artifact an opponent controls becomes tapped or an opponent activates an artifact's ability without {T} in its activation cost, you gain 1 life.

Metrognome

When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Metrognome, create four 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
{4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Fiendlash

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has reach.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
Equip {2}{R}

Propaganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Momentum

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a growth counter on Momentum.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each growth counter on Momentum.

Persuasion

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
You control enchanted creature.

Bequeathal

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you draw two cards.

Parapet

You may cast Parapet as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Creatures you control get +0/+1.

Greatsword

Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Forest

Candlestick

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 2." (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
{2}, Sacrifice Candlestick: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

Erosion

Enchant land
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted land's controller, destroy that land unless that player pays {1} or 1 life.

Lounge

Lounge enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Confiscate

Enchant permanent
You control enchanted permanent.

Tolaria

{T}: Add {U}.
{T}: Target creature loses banding and all "bands with other" abilities until end of turn. Activate only during any upkeep step.

Phyresis

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has infect. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Deathrender

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature dies, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield and attach Deathrender to it.
Equip {2}

Grindstone

{3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.

Brainstone

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Brainstone: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Whetstone

Whirlermaker

{4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Entangler

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can block any number of creatures.

Aggression

Enchant non-Wall creature
Enchanted creature has first strike and trample.
At the beginning of the end step of enchanted creature's controller, destroy that creature if it didn't attack this turn.

Bonesplitter

Didgeridoo

{3}: You may put a Minotaur permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Earthlore

Enchant land you control
Tap enchanted land: Target blocking creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

Lashknife

If you control a Plains, you may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has first strike.

Seizures

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, Seizures deals 3 damage to that creature's controller unless that player pays {3}.

Barad-dûr

Barad-dûr enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature.
{T}: Add {B}.
{X}{X}{B}, {T}: Amass Orcs X. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Shuriken

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Shuriken: Shuriken deals 2 damage to target creature. That creature's controller gains control of Shuriken unless it was unattached from a Ninja."
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Corpseweft

{1}{B}, Exile one or more creature cards from your graveyard: Create a tapped X/X black Zombie Horror creature token, where X is twice the number of cards exiled this way.

Agoraphobia

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -5/-0.
{2}{U}: Return Agoraphobia to its owner's hand.

Manabond

At the beginning of your end step, you may reveal your hand and put all land cards from it onto the battlefield. If you do, discard your hand.

Scrapheap

Whenever an artifact or enchantment is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

Greataxe

Equipped creature gets +4/+0.
Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Convalescence

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 10 or less life, you gain 1 life.

Astrolabe

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Astrolabe: Add two mana of any one color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Smokestack

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on Smokestack.

Mindmoil

Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.

Insubordination

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the end step of enchanted creature's controller, Insubordination deals 2 damage to that player unless that creature attacked this turn.

Shuko

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Annex

Enchant land (Target a land as you cast this. This card enters attached to that land.)
You control enchanted land.

Mirrex

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if Mirrex entered this turn.
{3}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter.)

Pyromania

{1}{R}, Discard a card at random: Pyromania deals 1 damage to any target.
{1}{R}, Sacrifice Pyromania: It deals 1 damage to any target.

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