Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 2 — A card named Goblin Tutor 3 — An enchantment 4 — An artifact 5 — A creature 6 — An instant or sorcery

Choose one — • Rampant Growth • Giant Growth • Regrowth

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, emblem, or gameplay tracker. (Trackers include play aids such as dungeons, city's blessing, and monarch. When you destroy it, the associated object or designation is removed from the game.)

Target creature or player gains flying until end of turn. (Players with flying can't be dealt damage by creatures without flying.)

Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Reflect {0} (As this enters, each opponent may pay {0}. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.) {T}, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it. Play with your libraries' top cards revealed. When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of other Gates you control.

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than black. {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than white. {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than red. {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you control a Command Tower and a Command Power Plant, add two mana of any color in your commander's color identity instead.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you control a Command Tower and a Command Mine, add two mana of any color in your commander's color identity instead. Command Towers you control have, "{T}: If you control a Command Mine and a Command Power Plant, add three mana of any color in your commander's color identity."

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

({T}: Add {G}.)

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {C}. Legacy — {T}, Mark one of Gold Mine's unmarked nodes: Add one mana of any color. ☐, ☐, ☐, ☐, ☐

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Gates you control enter untapped. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color that a Gate you control could produce.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

({T}: Add {U}.)

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

When Mana Conference enters the battlefield, each player secretly chooses a basic land type, then those choices are revealed. Mana Conference gains each basic land type that received at least one vote. (Basic land types are Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than green. {T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.) This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

({T}: Add {W}.)

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than blue. {T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

({T}: Add {B}.)

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. As this land enters, choose a basic land type. This land is the chosen type in addition to its other types. Mana abilities of this land cost an additional 1 life to activate.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

When Chronobot enters, switch upkeep steps with target opponent for as long as it remains on the battlefield. (You take your upkeep on their turn, and they take their upkeep on your turn.)

When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Flying At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling {4}.)

If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player. Haste

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may open a sealed Magic booster pack and put the cards on the bottom of your booster pile in a random order. Spells you cast have booster cascade. (It's like cascade, but use your booster pile rather than your library.)

Flash When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox. Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.

Flying When Oracle of the Alpha enters the battlefield, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle. Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.

Haste You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result. {2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

Flying This creature enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.

+1: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Ignorant Bliss, Crack the Earth, Blazing Volley. −3: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Seething Song, Dance with Devils, Flamebreak. −6: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Hellion Eruption, Insurrection, Warp World.

Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

Flash Enchant instant or sorcery spell on the stack When Animate Spell becomes attached to an instant or sorcery, put that card onto the battlefield under its owner's control. It's a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost. When Animate Spell leaves the battlefield, enchanted card's owner sacrifices it unless they cast it.

As this enchantment enters, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

You may draw cards from anywhere in your library. (You don't get to look at them or reorder them while doing so.) When Heart of a Duelist enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.) Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Target permanent.

Name two Ravnica Guilds. Create two copies that are copies of their gates. (Ravnica guildgates are lands that enter the battlefield tapped and tap for the two colors of the guild.) Investigate.

Retrace (Sorry, no room for reminder text.) Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. • Abrupt Decay • Blightning • Bloodbraid Elf • Lightning Bolt • Liliana of the Veil • Tarmogoyf

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}{C}. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.) • A — Gain control of target creature you don't control. • B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it. • C — Take an extra turn after this one. • D — Draw seven cards.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.