Flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks this creature, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.) Creatures your opponents control without flying or reach can't block creatures with power 2 or less. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.

({T}: Add {W}.)

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

When this creature enters, choose a letter. {T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. {2}{G}: Roll a six-sided die.

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

Trample

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

Flying {1}, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

All graveyards are also your graveyards. Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.

Flying, first strike {1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Flying, first strike, trample, haste This spell costs {3} less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn. When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.) {W}: Syr Cadian gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset. {B}: Syr Cadian gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.

As this enchantment enters, choose Flavorful or Bland. • Flavorful — Whenever a creature you control with flavor text enters, draw a card. • Bland — Whenever a creature you control without flavor text enters, draw a card.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

As this enchantment enters, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color. When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.