Tooth of Chiss-Goria

Flash
Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
{T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Great Unclean One

Reverberating Summons — At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 2 life. Then for each opponent who has less life than you, create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

Fat Ass

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Othelm, Sigardian Outcast

{2}, {T}: Choose target creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield tapped.
Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have friends forever.)

Dismal Failure

Counter target spell. Its controller discards a card.

Kwende, Pride of Femeref

Double strike
Creatures you control with first strike have double strike.

Forced Fruition

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player draws seven cards.

Fear of Failed Tests

Whenever Fear of Failed Tests deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.

Zodiac Monkey

Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Comply

Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Choose a card name. Until your next turn, your opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name.

Failure

Failure // Comply

Codie, Vociferous Codex

You can't cast permanent spells.
{4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you next cast a spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Foreboding Fruit

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")