Valgavoth, Terror Eater

Flying, lifelink
Ward—Sacrifice three nonland permanents.
If a card you didn't control would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
During your turn, you may play cards exiled with Valgavoth. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.

I Will Savor Your Agony

When you set this scheme in motion, choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Destroy target creature.
• Target player draws a card.
• Target player gains 5 life.

Mountain

Chainsaw

When Chainsaw enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature.
Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on Chainsaw.
Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on Chainsaw.
Equip {3}

Infernal Phantom

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, Infernal Phantom gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
When Infernal Phantom dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Leyline of Resonance

If Leyline of Resonance is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single creature you control, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Valgavoth's Faithful

{3}{B}, Sacrifice Valgavoth's Faithful: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Fear of Missing Out

When Fear of Missing Out enters, discard a card, then draw a card.
Delirium — Whenever Fear of Missing Out attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Attack-in-the-Box

Whenever Attack-in-the-Box attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Diamond Mare

As Diamond Mare enters, choose a color.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Diamond Knight

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
As Diamond Knight enters, choose a color.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, put a +1/+1 counter on Diamond Knight.

Blazemire Verge

{T}: Add {B}.
{T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

Exhume

Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.

Ghost Vacuum

{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
{6}, {T}, Sacrifice Ghost Vacuum: Put each creature card exiled with Ghost Vacuum onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Come Back Wrong

Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

Nowhere to Run

Flash
When Nowhere to Run enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn't have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don't trigger.

Charisma Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Shattered Yard

(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
At the beginning of your end step, this Room deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Glassworks

(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
When you unlock this door, this Room deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls.

Glassworks // Shattered Yard

Fear of Lost Teeth

When Fear of Lost Teeth dies, it deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.

Goryo's Vengeance

Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Splice onto Arcane {2}{B} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Intelligence Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.

Clockwork Percussionist

Haste
When Clockwork Percussionist dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

Agility Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.

Pyroclasm

Pyroclasm deals 2 damage to each creature.

Crypt Ghast

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

Cynical Loner

Cynical Loner can't be blocked by Glimmers.
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Cynical Loner is tapped, you may search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Screaming Nemesis

Haste
Whenever Screaming Nemesis is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any other target. If a player is dealt damage this way, they can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Unstoppable Slasher

Deathtouch
Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up.
When Unstoppable Slasher dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.

Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls

Flying
Ward—Pay 2 life.
Whenever an opponent loses life for the first time during each of their turns, put a +1/+1 counter on Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls and draw a card.

Swamp

Undead Sprinter

Trample, haste
You may cast Undead Sprinter from your graveyard if a non-Zombie creature died this turn. If you do, Undead Sprinter enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Fear of Burning Alive

When Fear of Burning Alive enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent.
Delirium — Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Fear of Burning Alive deals that amount of damage to target creature that player controls.

Luck Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.

Disturbing Mirth

When Disturbing Mirth enters, you may sacrifice another enchantment or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
When you sacrifice Disturbing Mirth, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

The Rollercrusher Ride

Delirium — If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it deals double that damage instead.
When The Rollercrusher Ride enters, it deals X damage to each of up to X target creatures.

Enduring Tenacity

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
When Enduring Tenacity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Perception Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Endurance Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

Fear of the Dark

Whenever Fear of the Dark attacks, if defending player controls no Glimmer creatures, it gains menace and deathtouch until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Diamond Lion

{T}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Diamond Lion: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.

Strength Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Turn Inside Out

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Norin, Swift Survivalist

Norin, Swift Survivalist can't block.
Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may exile it. You may play that card from exile this turn.

My Champion Stands Supreme

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
Your commander has ward {2}.
Whenever your commander attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
When your commander leaves the battlefield, abandon this scheme.

Fanatic of the Harrowing

When Fanatic of the Harrowing enters, each player discards a card. If you discarded a card this way, draw a card.

Living Death

Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Overlord of the Boilerbilges

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.)
Whenever Overlord of the Boilerbilges enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Archon of Cruelty

Flying
Whenever Archon of Cruelty enters or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.

Valgavoth's Lair

Hexproof
Valgavoth's Lair enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a permanent other than that creature or Saw. If you do, draw a card.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Popular Egotist

{1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or enchantment: Popular Egotist gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Fire Diamond

Fire Diamond enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.

Doomsday Excruciator

Flying
When Doomsday Excruciator enters, if it was cast, each player exiles all but the bottom six cards of their library face down.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.

Vicious Clown

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, Vicious Clown gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Awakening Hall

(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
When you unlock this door, return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Funeral Room

(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Funeral Room // Awakening Hall

Meathook Massacre II

When Meathook Massacre II enters, each player sacrifices X creatures.
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don't, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.

Dashing Bloodsucker

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, Dashing Bloodsucker gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Razortrap Gorge

Razortrap Gorge enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Leyline of the Void

If Leyline of the Void is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Untimely Malfunction

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
• One or two target creatures can't block this turn.

Grievous Wound

Enchant player
Enchanted player can't gain life.
Whenever enchanted player is dealt damage, they lose half their life, rounded up.

Diamond Pick-Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Equip {2}

Time Bends to My Will

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

Demonic Counsel

Search your library for a Demon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for any card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Razorkin Needlehead

Razorkin Needlehead has first strike during your turn.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, Razorkin Needlehead deals 1 damage to them.