Ghostly Prison

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Propaganda

Commodore Guff

At the beginning of your end step, put a loyalty counter on another target planeswalker you control.
+1: Create a 1/1 red Wizard creature token with "{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a planeswalker spell."
−3: You draw X cards and Commodore Guff deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.
Commodore Guff can be your commander.

Invasion Plans

All creatures block each combat if able.
The attacking player chooses how each creature blocks each combat.