Old Ghastbark

Torpor Orb

Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Grizzled Leotau

Dromoka Warrior

Ironclad Krovod

Aegis Turtle

Primordial Wurm

Ancient Brontodon

Silent Gravestone

Cards in graveyards can't be the targets of spells or abilities.
{4}, {T}: Exile Silent Gravestone and all cards from all graveyards. Draw a card.

Fomori Nomad

Lignify

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.

Nyxborn Seaguard

Entry Denied

Return target creature you don't control with mana value 3 or less to its owner's hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Beluna's Gatekeeper

Beluna's Gatekeeper // Entry Denied

Chulane, Teller of Tales

Vigilance
Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Jasmine Boreal of the Seven

{T}: Add {G}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells with no abilities.
Creatures you control with no abilities can't be blocked by creatures with abilities.

Jerrard of the Closed Fist

Kasimir the Lone Wolf

Yargle and Multani

Cyclops of One-Eyed Pass

Gigantosaurus

Phyrexian Walker

Goblin Assailant

Wandering Ones

Rotting Mastodon

Felhide Minotaur

Battle Display

Destroy target artifact. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Embereth Shieldbreaker

Embereth Shieldbreaker // Battle Display

Reprobation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Coward creature with base power and toughness 0/1. (It keeps all supertypes but loses all other types and creature types.)

Marisi, Breaker of the Coil

Your opponents can't cast spells during combat.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Loxodon Line Breaker

Barbtooth Wurm

Great Hart

Vizzerdrix

Jasmine Boreal

Wandering Tombshell

Blade of the Sixth Pride

Utter Insignificance

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1.
{2}{C}: Exile enchanted creature.

Overwhelming Splendor

Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchanted player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities or loyalty abilities.

Memnite

The Lady of the Mountain

Giant Octopus

Rowan Treefolk

Centaur Courser

Axegrinder Giant

Trained Orgg

Nema Siltlurker

Quilled Slagwurm

Null Rod

Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.

Croaking Curse

Tap target creature. Create a Cursed Role token attached to it. (Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Vantress Transmuter

Vantress Transmuter // Croaking Curse

Loxodon Convert

Nessian Courser

Ogre Warrior

Fortress Crab

Jared Carthalion

+1: Create a 3/3 Kavu creature token with trample that's all colors.
−3: Choose up to two target creatures. For each of them, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of colors it is.
−6: Return target multicolored card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card was all colors, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens.
Jared Carthalion can be your commander.

Torsten Von Ursus

Elite Vanguard

Phyrexian Hulk

Jhessian Lookout

Plated Seastrider

Fugitive Wizard

Cursed Totem

Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.

Foot Soldiers

Water Elemental

Great-Horn Krushok

Renegade Demon

Nettle Swine

Knight of the Keep

Forest

Cliffhaven Sell-Sword

Armored Warhorse

Spined Wurm

Dutiful Servants

Valiant Guard

Woodland Druid

Witness Protection

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)

Lazotep Behemoth

Tobias Andrion

Squire

Kalonian Tusker

Damping Matrix

Activated abilities of artifacts and creatures can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Loamdragger Giant

Sir Shandlar of Eberyn

Rith, the Awakener

Flying
Whenever Rith, the Awakener deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, choose a color, then create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token for each permanent of that color.

On Alert

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Silverflame Squire

Silverflame Squire // On Alert

Cylian Elf

Kami of Old Stone

Horde of Notions

Vigilance, trample, haste
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: You may play target Elemental card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost.

Streetbreaker Wurm

Sudden Spoiling

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.

Witch's Familiar

Muraganda Petroglyphs

Imprisoned in the Moon

Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker
Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Jenara, Asura of War

Flying
{1}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Jenara, Asura of War.

Usher to Safety

Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Shepherd of the Flock

Shepherd of the Flock // Usher to Safety

Ageless Guardian

Loxodon Wayfarer

Indomitable Ancients

Frenzied Raptor

Canyon Minotaur

Stony Silence

Tusked Colossodon

Armored Wolf-Rider

Pillarfield Ox

Woolly Thoctar

Elvish Warrior

Barrow-Blade

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Redwood Treefolk

Those Who Serve

Wetland Sambar

Aragorn, Hornburg Hero

Attacking creatures you control have first strike and renown 1. (When a creature with renown 1 deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)
Whenever a renowned creature you control deals combat damage to a player, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

Axebane Stag

Nyxborn Courser

Oaken Boon

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Tuinvale Treefolk

Tuinvale Treefolk // Oaken Boon

Catacomb Crocodile

Craw Wurm

Ride the Rails

Target creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Minecart Daredevil

Minecart Daredevil // Ride the Rails

Garruk's Gorehorn

Isamaru, Hound of Konda

Fire Elemental

Dragonshift

Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue and red Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, loses all abilities, and gains flying.
Overload {3}{U}{U}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Suppression Field

Activated abilities cost {2} more to activate unless they're mana abilities.

Mons's Goblin Raiders

Hexplate Golem

Order of the Sacred Bell

Coral Commando

Goblin Piker

Scaled Wurm

Watchwolf

Ancient Carp

Skeletal Crocodile

Ruination Wurm

Blood Sun

When Blood Sun enters, draw a card.
All lands lose all abilities except mana abilities.

Mass of Ghouls

Lumengrid Warden

Venture Deeper

Target player mills four cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Merfolk Secretkeeper

Merfolk Secretkeeper // Venture Deeper

Blind Phantasm

Looming Altisaur

Yargle, Glutton of Urborg

Jedit Ojanen

Ashes of the Abhorrent

Players can't cast spells from graveyards or activate abilities of cards in graveyards.
Whenever a creature dies, you gain 1 life.

Rhox Brute

Fusion Elemental

Amareth, the Lustrous

Flying
Whenever another permanent you control enters, look at the top card of your library. If it shares a card type with that permanent, you may reveal that card and put it into your hand.

Vorstclaw

Gnarled Mass

Bonebreaker Giant

Nyxborn Marauder

Grizzled Outrider

Cromat

{W}{B}: Destroy target creature blocking or blocked by Cromat.
{U}{R}: Cromat gains flying until end of turn.
{B}{G}: Regenerate Cromat.
{R}{W}: Cromat gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
{G}{U}: Put Cromat on top of its owner's library.

Leatherback Baloth

Ruxa, Patient Professor

Whenever Ruxa, Patient Professor enters or attacks, return target creature card with no abilities from your graveyard to your hand.
Creatures you control with no abilities get +1/+1.
For each creature you control with no abilities, you may have that creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Vanilla with Rainbow Sprinkles