Blisterspit Gremlin

{1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.

Great Train Heist

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ {2}{R} — Untap all creatures you control. If it's your combat phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
+ {2} — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
+ {R} — Choose target opponent. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to that player this turn, create a tapped Treasure token.

Akoum Hellhound

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Into the Fire

Choose one —
• Into the Fire deals 2 damage to each creature, planeswalker, and battle.
• Put any number of cards from your hand on the bottom of your library, then draw that many cards plus one.

Fireball

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.

Bolt Hound

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
Whenever this creature attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Beat a Path

Up to two target creatures can't block this turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Bellowing Bruiser

Bellowing Bruiser // Beat a Path

Desert of the Fervent

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Reckless Lackey

First strike, haste
{2}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Brimstone Trebuchet

Defender, reach
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Whenever a Knight you control enters, untap this creature.

Act of Aggression

({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.)
Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Obosh, the Preypiercer

Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.)
If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Coming In Hot

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Ambitious Assault

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control a modified creature, draw a card. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Disciples of the Inferno

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
If a noncreature source you control would deal damage to a creature, battle, or opponent, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Invasion of Regatha

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When this Siege enters, it deals 4 damage to another target battle or opponent and 1 damage to up to one target creature.

Invasion of Regatha // Disciples of the Inferno

Mountain

Skewer the Critics

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.

Double Vision

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Flick a Coin

Flick a Coin deals 1 damage to any target. You create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Draw a card.

Spelleater Wolverine

This creature has double strike as long as there are three or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard.

Explorer's Scope

Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Purphoros's Intervention

Choose one —
• Create an X/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
• Purphoros's Intervention deals twice X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Surtland Frostpyre

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{2}{U}{U}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Scry 2. This land deals 2 damage to each creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Diamond Pick-Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Equip {2}

Blitz Automaton

Prototype {2}{R} — 3/2 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.)
Haste

Captain Lannery Storm

Haste
Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Shock

Dragon's Rage Channeler

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Dragon's Rage Channeler gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.

Daring Discovery

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn.
Discover 4. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Burnished Hart

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

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