Simian Spirit Guide

Exile Simian Spirit Guide from your hand: Add {R}.

Destructive Tampering

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Loxodon Warhammer

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

Mugging

Mugging deals 2 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

Furor of the Bitten

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and attacks each combat if able.

Giant Spectacle

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.

Skullcrack

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Skullcrack deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Lightning Talons

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Champion's Helm

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip {1}

Teetering Peaks

Teetering Peaks enters tapped.
When Teetering Peaks enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
{T}: Add {R}.

Kari Zev's Expertise

Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Outlaws' Fury

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control an outlaw, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Concealed Weapon

Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
Disguise {2}{R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
When Concealed Weapon is turned face up, attach it to target creature you control.
Equip {1}{R}

Sure Strike

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Quick Draw

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. Creatures target opponent controls lose first strike and double strike until end of turn.

Kindled Heroism

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Junk Jet

When Junk Jet enters, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{3}, Sacrifice another artifact: Double equipped creature's power until end of turn.
Equip {1}

Ferocification

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one —
• Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Target creature you control gains menace and haste until end of turn.

Taste for Mayhem

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.

Goblin War Paint

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip {0}

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Lavaspur Boots

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)
Equip {1}

Sol Ring

Undying Rage

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.
When Undying Rage is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Undying Rage to its owner's hand.

Basilisk Collar

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Palladium Myr

Agitator Ant

At the beginning of your end step, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Goad each creature that had counters put on it this way. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Barbed Batterfist

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Slicer, High-Speed Antagonist

Living metal (During your turn, this Vehicle is also a creature.)
First strike, haste
Whenever Slicer deals combat damage to a player, convert it at end of combat.

Slicer, Hired Muscle

More Than Meets the Eye {2}{R} (You may cast this card converted for {2}{R}.)
Double strike, haste
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of Slicer until end of turn. If you do, untap Slicer, goad it, and it can't be sacrificed this turn. If you don't, convert it.

Slicer, Hired Muscle // Slicer, High-Speed Antagonist

Case of the Crimson Pulse

When this Case enters, discard a card, then draw two cards.
To solve — You have no cards in hand. (If unsolved, solve at the beginning of your end step.)
Solved — At the beginning of your upkeep, discard your hand, then draw two cards.

Pip-Boy 3000

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one —
• Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
• Check Map — Untap up to two target lands.
Equip {2}

Vow of Lightning

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has first strike, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

T-45 Power Armor

When T-45 Power Armor enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}. If you do, untap equipped creature, then put your choice of a menace, trample, or lifelink counter on it.
Equip {3}

Demonic Ruckus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has menace and trample.
When Demonic Ruckus is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Plot {R} (You may pay {R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Convenient Target

Enchant creature
When Convenient Target enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{2}{R}: Return Convenient Target from your graveyard to your hand.

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Frenzied Rage

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Distemper of the Blood

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Madness {R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Nuka-Nuke Launcher

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

Dust Corona

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked by creatures with flying.

Gimli's Axe

Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Mountain

Fearsome Temper

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{2}{R}: Target creature can't block this creature this turn."

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Plasma Caster

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it.
Equip {2}

Hazardous Blast

Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.

Assaultron Dominator

When Assaultron Dominator enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or trample counter on that creature.

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Lightning Spear

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has trample.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice Lightning Spear: It deals 3 damage to any target.
Equip {1}

Uncontrollable Anger

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and attacks each combat if able.

Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

Short Sword

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Masterwork of Ingenuity

You may have Masterwork of Ingenuity enter as a copy of any Equipment on the battlefield.

Tilonalli's Crown

Enchant creature
When Tilonalli's Crown enters, it deals 1 damage to enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has trample.

Dueling Rapier

Flash
When Dueling Rapier enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Grim Reaper's Sprint

Morbid — This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn.
Enchant creature
When Grim Reaper's Sprint enters, untap each creature you control. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

The Chase Is On

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Hammerhand

Enchant creature
When Hammerhand enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

Monstrous Rage

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Frantic Scapegoat

Haste
When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.)
Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.

Nyxborn Rollicker

Bestow {1}{R} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Acquired Mutation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player gets two rad counters.

Forgotten Cave

Forgotten Cave enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)