{T}: Add {∞}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) {1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When Chicken Troupe enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Flash As this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.

Trample

Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible. At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you. {3}: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.

{2}: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn. {2}: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn. {2}: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn. {2}: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn. {2}: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn. {2}: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn. {2}: Untap this creature.

(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Once each turn, you may pay {1} to reroll one or more dice you rolled.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction. {X}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Put a midway counter on it. For as long as that Attraction is on the battlefield, whenever you visit it, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)

{1}{U}: Change this creature's base power to target creature's power. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Flying This creature enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Enchant your graveyard Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard. If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.

Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

As this enchantment enters, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.

When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.) As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card.

Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.) This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Say the secret word: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1. You gain 1 life.

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower. {7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

Each player may bid life for control of target creature. You start the bidding with a bid of 0. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid and gains control of the creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.