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House's Profits
Deck Size: 100
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Commander

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Mr. House, President and CEO

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Creature Artifact
Mr. House, President and CEO (pip) 7

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Anthem

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Tempered Steel

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2.

Enchantment
Tempered Steel (brc) 76

Anthem

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Burn

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Impact Tremors

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment
Impact Tremors (wot) 44
Iron Mastiff

Whenever Iron Mastiff attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. 1—9 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to you. 10—19 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to defending player. 20 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Creature Artifact
Iron Mastiff (clb) 317

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Copy

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Delina, Wild Mage

Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.

Creature
Delina, Wild Mage (afr) 317
Isshin, Two Heavens as One

If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature
Isshin, Two Heavens as One (pneo) 224p

Copy

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Counters

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Steel Overseer

{T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.

Creature Artifact
Steel Overseer (pip) 241
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers

If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a +1/+1 counter on Wyll, Blade of Frontiers. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers (clb) 208

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Creature

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Celebr-8000

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Creature Artifact
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185
Deadbeat Attendant

When Deadbeat Attendant enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Deadbeat Attendant (unf) 69
Draconian Gate-Bot

When Draconian Gate-Bot enters, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Creature Artifact
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
Lightfoot Rogue

Sneak Attack — Whenever Lightfoot Rogue attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Lightfoot Rogue gains deathtouch until end of turn. 10—19 | It gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. 20 | It gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Lightfoot Rogue (afr) 111
Monoxa, Midway Manager

Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Creature
Monoxa, Midway Manager (unf) 173
Quick Fixer

Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Quick Fixer (unf) 85

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Drain

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Kambal, Profiteering Mayor

Whenever one or more tokens your opponents control enter, for each of them, create a tapped token that's a copy of it. This ability triggers only once each turn. Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Kambal, Profiteering Mayor (potj) 211p
Mirkwood Bats

Flying Whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature
Mirkwood Bats (ltr) 421

Drain

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Draw

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Deadly Dispute

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Deadly Dispute (otc) 131
Strength-Testing Hammer

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. Equip {3}

Artifact
Strength-Testing Hammer (unf) 193
The Deck of Many Things

{2}, {T}: Roll a d20 and subtract the number of cards in your hand. If the result is 0 or less, discard your hand. 1—9 | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. 10—19 | Draw two cards. 20 | Put a creature card from any graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When that creature dies, its owner loses the game.

Artifact
The Deck of Many Things (afr) 241
Vault 21: House Gambit

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Discard a card, then draw a card. III — Reveal up to five nonland cards from your hand. For each of those cards that has the same mana value as another card revealed this way, create a Treasure token.

Enchantment
Vault 21: House Gambit (pip) 69
Wand of Wonder

{4}, {T}: Roll a d20. Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card, then shuffles the rest into their library. You may cast up to X instant and/or sorcery spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. 1—9 | X is one. 10—19 | X is two. 20 | X is three.

Artifact
Wand of Wonder (clb) 935

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Evasion

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Chaos Dragon

Flying, haste Chaos Dragon attacks each combat if able. At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player rolls a d20. If one or more opponents had the highest result, Chaos Dragon can't attack those players or planeswalkers they control this combat.

Creature
Chaos Dragon (clb) 784

Evasion

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Land

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Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (otc) 280
Mines of Moria

Mines of Moria enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.

Land
Mines of Moria (ltr) 342
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (otj) 283
Nomad Outpost

Nomad Outpost enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

Land
Nomad Outpost (otc) 306
Path of Ancestry

Path of Ancestry enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land
Path of Ancestry (otc) 310
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (otj) 278
Rakdos Carnarium

Rakdos Carnarium enters tapped. When Rakdos Carnarium enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Rakdos Carnarium (brc) 194
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (otc) 312
Scoured Barrens

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Scoured Barrens (mom) 272
Spire of Industry

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control an artifact.

Land
Spire of Industry (pip) 293
Sundown Pass

Sundown Pass enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Sundown Pass (vow) 266
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (otj) 281
Wind-Scarred Crag

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Wind-Scarred Crag (mom) 276

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Protection

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Akroma's Will

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Creatures you control gain flying, vigilance, and double strike until end of turn. • Creatures you control gain lifelink, indestructible, and protection from each color until end of turn.

Instant
Akroma's Will (m3c) 165
Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Artifact
Lightning Greaves (ltc) 281
Wyll's Reversal

Choose target spell or ability with one or more targets. Roll a d20 and add the greatest power among creatures you control. 1—14 | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. 15+ | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. Then copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Wyll's Reversal (clb) 209

Protection

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Pump

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Barbarian Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. {2}{R}: Level 3 Creatures you control have haste.

Enchantment
Barbarian Class (afr) 131

Pump

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Ramp

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Ashnod's Altar

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Ashnod's Altar (chr) 92
Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Chromatic Lantern (cmm) 376
Component Pouch

{T}, Remove a component counter from Component Pouch: Add two mana of different colors. {T}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Put a component counter on Component Pouch. 10—20 | Put two component counters on Component Pouch.

Artifact
Component Pouch (afc) 59
Crime Novelist

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Crime Novelist and add {R}.

Creature
Crime Novelist (mkm) 121
Curse of Opulence

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment
Curse of Opulence (mkc) 150
Goldspan Dragon

Flying, haste Whenever Goldspan Dragon attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token. Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."

Creature
Goldspan Dragon (m3c) 212
Hoard Robber

Whenever Hoard Robber deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Hoard Robber (afr) 110
Hoarding Ogre

Whenever Hoarding Ogre attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") 10—19 | Create two Treasure tokens. 20 | Create three Treasure tokens.

Creature
Hoarding Ogre (clb) 181
Kellogg, Dangerous Mind

First strike, haste Whenever Kellogg, Dangerous Mind attacks, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice five Treasures: Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Kellogg. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Kellogg, Dangerous Mind (pip) 106
Magda, Brazen Outlaw

Other Dwarves you control get +1/+0. Whenever a Dwarf you control becomes tapped, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice five Treasures: Search your library for an artifact or Dragon card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature
Magda, Brazen Outlaw (khm) 142
Mahadi, Emporium Master

At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each creature that died this turn. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Mahadi, Emporium Master (clb) 282
Pitiless Plunderer

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Pitiless Plunderer (mb2) 46
Professional Face-Breaker

Menace Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Creature
Professional Face-Breaker (m3c) 216
Rain of Riches

When Rain of Riches enters, create two Treasure tokens. The first spell you cast each turn that mana from a Treasure was spent to cast has cascade. (When you cast the spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment
Rain of Riches (otc) 177
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (clb) 871
Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Solemn Simulacrum (pip) 240
Sword of the Animist

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of the Animist (plst) ORI-240
Vexing Puzzlebox

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20. {T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact
Vexing Puzzlebox (clb) 343
Xorn

If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.

Creature
Xorn (afr) 322

Ramp

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Removal

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Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Sorcery
Attempted Murder (unf) 66
Danse Macabre

Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. Roll a d20 and add the toughness of the creature you sacrificed this way. 1—14 | Return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. 15+ | Return up to two creature cards put into graveyards this way to the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery
Danse Macabre (afc) 22
Hellkite Tyrant

Flying, trample Whenever Hellkite Tyrant deals combat damage to a player, gain control of all artifacts that player controls. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more artifacts, you win the game.

Creature
Hellkite Tyrant (rvr) 333
Myrkul's Edict

Roll a d20. 1—9 | Choose an opponent. That player sacrifices a creature of their choice. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.

Sorcery
Myrkul's Edict (clb) 135
Ruinous Ultimatum

Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.

Sorcery
Ruinous Ultimatum (pip) 220
Six-Sided Die

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it.

Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
V.A.T.S.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Instant
V.A.T.S. (pip) 50

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Sac Outlet

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Altar of Dementia

Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Artifact
Altar of Dementia (brr) 3
Goblin Bombardment

Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment
Goblin Bombardment (wot) 43

Sac Outlet

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Sorcery

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Step Right Up

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Sorcery
Step Right Up (unf) 94

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Tokens

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Academy Manufactor

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Creature Artifact
Academy Manufactor (otc) 251
Ancient Gold Dragon

Flying Whenever Ancient Gold Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to the result.

Creature
Ancient Gold Dragon (clb) 3
Circuits Act

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Clown Car

When Clown Car enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2

Artifact
Clown Car (unf) 186
Comet, Stellar Pup

0: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

Planeswalker
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 166
Complaints Clerk

When Complaints Clerk enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Creature
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Illustrious Wanderglyph

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2 as long as you have the city's blessing. At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Creature Artifact
Illustrious Wanderglyph (lcc) 21
Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter

Haste {T}, Sacrifice an artifact creature: Create two Treasure tokens. {T}, Sacrifice a noncreature artifact: Create two 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature tokens.

Creature
Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter (clb) 277
Night Shift of the Living Dead

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.

Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine (pip) 137
Recruitment Drive

Roll a d20. 1—9 | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. 10—19 | Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. 20 | Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens.

Sorcery
Recruitment Drive (clb) 38
Securitron Squadron

Squad {3} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {3} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.) Vigilance Whenever a creature token you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature Artifact
Securitron Squadron (pip) 23

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Tutor

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Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Gamble (dmr) 121

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Attraction

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Bounce Chamber

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Artifact
Bounce Chamber (unf) 201a
Centrifuge

Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.

Artifact
Centrifuge (unf) 203a
Clown Extruder

Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact
Clown Extruder (unf) 204a
Drop Tower

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

Artifact
Drop Tower (unf) 209c
Ferris Wheel

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.

Artifact
Ferris Wheel (unf) 210
Foam Weapons Kiosk

Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

Artifact
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211b
Information Booth

Visit — Draw a card.

Artifact
Information Booth (unf) 218b
Merry-Go-Round

Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)

Artifact
Merry-Go-Round (unf) 222a
Pick-a-Beeble

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

Artifact
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223b
Roller Coaster

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact
Roller Coaster (unf) 225c
Spinny Ride

Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact
Spinny Ride (unf) 227d
Trash Bin

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Artifact
Trash Bin (unf) 232b
Tunnel of Love

Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.

Artifact
Tunnel of Love (unf) 234a

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18 pips - 14 cards
27 mana - 24 cards
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0 mana - 14 cards
26 pips - 22 cards
29 mana - 26 cards
33 pips - 28 cards
29 mana - 26 cards
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0 mana - 14 cards
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6 mana - 4 cards
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