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Deck Size: 100
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Commander

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Thalia, Heretic Cathar

First strike Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

Creature
Thalia, Heretic Cathar (emn) 46

Commander

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Counters

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Elspeth Resplendent

+1: Choose up to one target creature. Put a +1/+1 counter and a counter from among flying, first strike, lifelink, or vigilance on it. −3: Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield with a shield counter on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −7: Create five 3/3 white Angel creature tokens with flying.

Planeswalker
Elspeth Resplendent (snc) 282
Lae'zel, Vlaakith's Champion

If you would put one or more counters on a creature or planeswalker you control or on yourself, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Lae'zel, Vlaakith's Champion (clb) 29
Mikaeus, the Lunarch

Mikaeus, the Lunarch enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Mikaeus. {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Mikaeus: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature
Mikaeus, the Lunarch (clb) 700
Now for Wrath, Now for Ruin!

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. They gain vigilance until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Sorcery
Now for Wrath, Now for Ruin! (ltr) 24
Thalia's Lieutenant

When Thalia's Lieutenant enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Human you control. Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Thalia's Lieutenant.

Creature
Thalia's Lieutenant (c20) 103
Victory's Envoy

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature
Victory's Envoy (thb) 289

Counters

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Land

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Citadel Gate

Citadel Gate enters tapped. As Citadel Gate enters, choose a color other than white. {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.

Land
Citadel Gate (clb) 349
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (clb) 351
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (c21) 288
Heap Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}, Tap an untapped Gate you control: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Land
Heap Gate (clb) 354
Interplanar Beacon

Whenever you cast a planeswalker spell, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add two mana of different colors. Spend this mana only to cast planeswalker spells.

Land
Interplanar Beacon (war) 247
New Benalia

New Benalia enters tapped. When New Benalia enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {W}.

Land
New Benalia (c18) 270
Opal Palace

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Land
Opal Palace (cmm) 422
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (m21) 309
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (snc) 272
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (snc) 273
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (clb) 451
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (clb) 452
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (clb) 453
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (clb) 454
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (clb) 454
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (unf) 235
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (bro) 268
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (one) 262
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (one) 267
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (one) 267
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (ltr) 263
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (cmm) 663
Snow-Covered Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Plains (khm) 277
Study Hall

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. When you spend this mana to cast your commander, scry X, where X is the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Land
Study Hall (c21) 80
Temple of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land
Temple of the False God (c20) 319
Windbrisk Heights

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) Windbrisk Heights enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {W}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if you attacked with three or more creatures this turn.

Land
Windbrisk Heights (clb) 930

Land

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Recursion

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Ascend from Avernus

Return all creature and planeswalker cards with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile Ascend from Avernus.

Sorcery
Ascend from Avernus (clb) 5

Recursion

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Untap

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Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant

Flying At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control, then untap them. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant (clb) 379

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Anthem

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Dictate of Heliod

Flash Creatures you control get +2/+2.

Enchantment
Dictate of Heliod (c15) 68
Glorious Anthem

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment
Glorious Anthem (7ed) 17

Anthem

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Creature

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Doorkeeper Thrull

Flash Flying Artifacts and creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Doorkeeper Thrull (mkm) 338

Creature

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Lifegain

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Authority of the Consuls

Creatures your opponents control enter tapped. Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Authority of the Consuls (kld) 5
Baneslayer Angel

Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons

Creature
Baneslayer Angel (m21) 6
Fiendslayer Paladin

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Fiendslayer Paladin can't be the target of black or red spells your opponents control.

Creature
Fiendslayer Paladin (plst) M14-18
Heliod, Sun-Crowned

Indestructible As long as your devotion to white is less than five, Heliod isn't a creature. Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or enchantment you control. {1}{W}: Another target creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature Enchantment
Heliod, Sun-Crowned (cmm) 29

Lifegain

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Removal

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Basilisk Collar

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Basilisk Collar (clb) 300
Boompile

{T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.

Artifact
Boompile (cmm) 600
Bounty Agent

Vigilance {T}, Sacrifice Bounty Agent: Destroy target legendary permanent that's an artifact, creature, or enchantment.

Creature
Bounty Agent (grn) 2
Consulate Crackdown

When Consulate Crackdown enters, exile all artifacts your opponents control until Consulate Crackdown leaves the battlefield.

Enchantment
Consulate Crackdown (aer) 11
Darksteel Mutation

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is an Insect artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and has indestructible, and it loses all other abilities, card types, and creature types.

Enchantment
Darksteel Mutation (cmm) 623
Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Instant
Generous Gift (plst) MH1-11
Lost to Legend

Put target nonland historic permanent into its owner's library fourth from the top. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Instant
Lost to Legend (ltr) 22
Meteor Golem

When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Creature Artifact
Meteor Golem (clb) 323
Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant
Path to Exile (2x2) 23
Pathrazer of Ulamog

Annihilator 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices three permanents of their choice.) Pathrazer of Ulamog can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Creature
Pathrazer of Ulamog (plst) ROE-9
Planar Disruption

Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Enchantment
Planar Disruption (one) 28
Ravnica at War

Exile all multicolored permanents.

Sorcery
Ravnica at War (war) 28
Realmbreaker's Grasp

Enchant artifact or creature Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Enchantment
Realmbreaker's Grasp (mom) 33
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (dmr) 31
The Eternal Wanderer

No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. +1: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. 0: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. −4: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they control not chosen this way.

Planeswalker
The Eternal Wanderer (one) 11

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Artifact

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Unstable Glyphbridge

Artifact
Unstable Glyphbridge // Sandswirl Wanderglyph (lci) 41Unstable Glyphbridge // Sandswirl Wanderglyph (lci) 41

Artifact

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Draw

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Cut a Deal

Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way.

Sorcery
Cut a Deal (clb) 14

Draw

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Protection

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Aegis of Honor

{1}: The next time an instant or sorcery spell would deal damage to you this turn, that spell deals that damage to its controller instead.

Enchantment
Aegis of Honor (ody) 1
Baird, Steward of Argive

Vigilance Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

Creature
Baird, Steward of Argive (dom) 4
Clever Concealment

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Any number of target nonland permanents you control phase out. (Treat them and anything attached to them as though they don't exist until your next turn.)

Instant
Clever Concealment (onc) 43
Crawlspace

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Artifact
Crawlspace (dmr) 217
Flawless Maneuver

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Flawless Maneuver (cmm) 459
Glory

Flying {2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate only if Glory is in your graveyard.

Creature
Glory (dmr) 264
Grand Abolisher

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

Creature
Grand Abolisher (cmm) 625
Keen-Eared Sentry

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Each opponent can't venture into the dungeon more than once each turn.

Creature
Keen-Eared Sentry (afr) 22
Leather Armor

Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {0}. Activate only once each turn.

Artifact
Leather Armor (afr) 248
Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker

Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

Creature
Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker (j22) 215
Orbs of Warding

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) If a creature would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Artifact
Orbs of Warding (ori) 234
Selfless Squire

Flash When Selfless Squire enters, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Whenever damage that would be dealt to you is prevented, put that many +1/+1 counters on Selfless Squire.

Creature
Selfless Squire (c16) 4
Slip On the Ring

Exile target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control. The Ring tempts you.

Instant
Slip On the Ring (ltr) 31
Stoneskin

Flash Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+10.

Enchantment
Stoneskin (clb) 45
Surge of Salvation

You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. Prevent all damage that black and/or red sources would deal to creatures you control this turn.

Instant
Surge of Salvation (mom) 41
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (clb) 339
Tomik, Distinguished Advokist

Flying Lands on the battlefield and land cards in graveyards can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control. Your opponents can't play land cards from graveyards.

Creature
Tomik, Distinguished Advokist (war) 34
Windborn Muse

Flying Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Creature
Windborn Muse (plst) CMD-38

Protection

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Stax

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Glowrider

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature
Glowrider (lgn) 15
God-Pharaoh's Statue

Spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast. At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 1 life.

Artifact
God-Pharaoh's Statue (war) 238
Hokori, Dust Drinker

Lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps a land they control.

Creature
Hokori, Dust Drinker (bok) 7
Hushwing Gryff

Flash Flying Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Hushwing Gryff (m15) 15
Kinjalli's Sunwing

Flying Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

Creature
Kinjalli's Sunwing (xln) 19
Leonin Arbiter

Players can't search libraries. Any player may pay {2} for that player to ignore this effect until end of turn.

Creature
Leonin Arbiter (som) 14
Spirit of the Labyrinth

Each player can't draw more than one card each turn.

Creature Enchantment
Spirit of the Labyrinth (plst) BNG-27
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

First strike Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben (dka) 24
Tocatli Honor Guard

Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Tocatli Honor Guard (xln) 42

Stax

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Evasion

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Hedgewitch's Mask

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equipped creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 4 or greater. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hedgewitch's Mask (dbl) 23
Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Flying, double strike, vigilance, trample, indestructible

Creature
Zetalpa, Primal Dawn (c21) 112

Evasion

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Pump

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Barrow-Blade

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Barrow-Blade (ltr) 237

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Tokens

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Archangel Elspeth

+1: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink. −2: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types and gains flying. −6: Return all nonland permanent cards with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Planeswalker
Archangel Elspeth (mom) 6
Siege Veteran

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever another nontoken Soldier you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Creature
Siege Veteran (bro) 25

Tokens

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Burn

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Rug of Smothering

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.

Creature Artifact
Rug of Smothering (clb) 336

Burn

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Infect

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Blightsteel Colossus

Trample, infect, indestructible If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Creature Artifact
Blightsteel Colossus (mbs) 99

Infect

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Ramp

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Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Decanter of Endless Water (clb) 444
Phial of Galadriel

If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, draw two cards instead. If you would gain life while you have 5 or less life, you gain twice that much life instead. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Phial of Galadriel (ltr) 248

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Tutor

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War of the Last Alliance

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. III — Creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Enchantment
War of the Last Alliance (ltr) 36

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Deck Info

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31 mana - 29 cards
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