On the Job

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Outlaws' Fury

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control an outlaw, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Demonic Ruckus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has menace and trample.
When Demonic Ruckus is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Plot {R} (You may pay {R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Holy Cow

Flash
Flying
When Holy Cow enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sterling Hound

When Sterling Hound enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Highway Robbery

You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards.
Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Make Your Move

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.

Doorkeeper Thrull

Flash
Flying
Artifacts and creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Stinging Hivemaster

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When Stinging Hivemaster dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."

Conduit Pylons

When Conduit Pylons enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Innocent Bystander

Whenever Innocent Bystander is dealt 3 or more damage, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Giant Beaver

Vigilance
Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn.
Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Eliminate the Impossible

Investigate. Creatures your opponents control get -2/-0 until end of turn. If any of them are suspected, they're no longer suspected. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Murder

Spring Splasher

Whenever Spring Splasher attacks, target creature defending player controls gets -3/-0 until end of turn.

Forlorn Flats

Forlorn Flats enters tapped.
When Forlorn Flats enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Raven of Fell Omens

Flying
Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Throw from the Saddle

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it instead if it's a Mount. Then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Ooze

Tamiyo's Logbook

{5}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other artifact you control.

Quick Draw

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. Creatures target opponent controls lose first strike and double strike until end of turn.

Nightdrinker Moroii

Flying
When Nightdrinker Moroii enters, you lose 3 life.
Disguise {B}{B} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Benthic Criminologists

Whenever Benthic Criminologists enters or attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, draw a card.

Thornado

Destroy target creature with flying.
Cycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sawblade Scamp

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Sawblade Scamp.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from Sawblade Scamp: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Slick Sequence

Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.

Distorted Curiosity

Corrupted — This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent has three or more poison counters.
Draw two cards.

Escape Tunnel

{T}, Sacrifice Escape Tunnel: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice Escape Tunnel: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Out Cold

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.)
Tap up to two target creatures and put a stun counter on each of them. Investigate. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Mercenary

{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Detective's Satchel

When Detective's Satchel enters, investigate twice. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
{T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Activate only if you've sacrificed an artifact this turn.

Annihilating Glare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Bonepicker Skirge

Flying
Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, Bonepicker Skirge has deathtouch and lifelink.

Archmage's Newt

Whenever Archmage's Newt deals combat damage to a player, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. That card gains flashback {0} until end of turn instead if Archmage's Newt is saddled. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Saddle 3

Lassoed by the Law

When Lassoed by the Law enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Lassoed by the Law leaves the battlefield.
When Lassoed by the Law enters, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

Angel

Scorching Shot

Scorching Shot deals 5 damage to target creature.

Island

Tamiyo's Immobilizer

Tamiyo's Immobilizer enters with four oil counters on it.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from Tamiyo's Immobilizer: Tap target artifact or creature.

Rebel

Awaken the Sleeper

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's equipped, you may destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.

Shifting Grift

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ {2} — Exchange control of two target creatures.
+ {1} — Exchange control of two target artifacts.
+ {1} — Exchange control of two target enchantments.

Malcolm, the Eyes

Flying, haste
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Stop Cold

Flash
Enchant artifact or creature
When Stop Cold enters, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Miriam, Herd Whisperer

During your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof.
Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Incisor Glider

Flying
Corrupted — Whenever Incisor Glider attacks, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Macabre Reconstruction

This spell costs {2} less to cast if a creature card was put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn.
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Annex Sentry

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When Annex Sentry enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until Annex Sentry leaves the battlefield.

Stagecoach Security

When Stagecoach Security enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Plot {3}{W} (You may pay {3}{W} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Razorverge Thicket

Razorverge Thicket enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Axebane Ferox

Deathtouch, haste
Ward—Collect evidence 4. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player exiles cards with total mana value 4 or greater from their graveyard.)

Hardbristle Bandit

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)