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(Decommissioned) We so horny
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Commander

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Firesong and Sunspeaker

Red instant and sorcery spells you control have lifelink. Whenever a white instant or sorcery spell causes you to gain life, Firesong and Sunspeaker deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Creature
Firesong and Sunspeaker (mul) 39

Commander

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Instant

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Bottle-Cap Blast

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Bottle-Cap Blast (pip) 55
Demand Answers

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. Draw two cards.

Instant
Demand Answers (mkm) 122
Flick a Coin

Flick a Coin deals 1 damage to any target. You create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Draw a card.

Instant
Flick a Coin (woe) 128
Frantic Firebolt

Frantic Firebolt deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Instant
Frantic Firebolt (woe) 130
Galvanize

Galvanize deals 3 damage to target creature. If you've drawn two or more cards this turn, Galvanize deals 5 damage to that creature instead.

Instant
Galvanize (mkm) 128
Not on My Watch

Exile target attacking creature.

Instant
Not on My Watch (mkm) 28
Plunge into Winter

Tap up to one target creature. Scry 1, then draw a card.

Instant
Plunge into Winter (woe) 22
Stonesplitter Bolt

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Stonesplitter Bolt deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was bargained, it deals twice X damage to that permanent instead.

Instant
Stonesplitter Bolt (woe) 151
Thunder Salvo

Thunder Salvo deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of other spells you've cast this turn.

Instant
Thunder Salvo (otj) 150
Witchstalker Frenzy

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. Witchstalker Frenzy deals 5 damage to target creature.

Instant
Witchstalker Frenzy (woe) 159

Instant

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (otc) 252
Bronze Walrus

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Bronze Walrus (clb) 302
Everflowing Chalice

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.

Artifact
Everflowing Chalice (pip) 230
Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact
Fellwar Stone (otc) 257
Goldhound

First strike Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Goldhound (j22) 549
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (pip) 235
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (c21) 263
Talisman of Conviction

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Conviction (pip) 243
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (pip) 251

Ramp

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Tokens

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Griffin Aerie

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.

Enchantment
Griffin Aerie (wot) 5

Tokens

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Burn

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Guttersnipe

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Guttersnipe (otc) 169
Kessig Flamebreather

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Kessig Flamebreather (vow) 164
Orcish Cannonade

Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. Draw a card.

Instant
Orcish Cannonade (tsr) 178
Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Creature
Torbran, Thane of Red Fell (eld) 147

Burn

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Land

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Abraded Bluffs

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Abraded Bluffs (otj) 251
Cabaretti Courtyard

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land
Cabaretti Courtyard (snc) 249
Clifftop Retreat

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Clifftop Retreat (otc) 278
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (otc) 280
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (otc) 293
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (otj) 284
Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (mkc) 276
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (otj) 277
Sunscorched Divide

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Land
Sunscorched Divide (otc) 326
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (otc) 336

Land

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Recursion

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Karmic Guide

Flying, protection from black Echo {3}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature
Karmic Guide (voc) 90
Sun Titan

Vigilance Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature
Sun Titan (otc) 87
Surreal Memoir

Return an instant card at random from your graveyard to your hand. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery
Surreal Memoir (2x2) 127

Recursion

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Creature

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Festival Crasher

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Festival Crasher (mid) 140
Holy Cow

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature
Holy Cow (otj) 16
Iron-Fist Pulverizer

Reach Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature
Iron-Fist Pulverizer (otj) 131
Keldon Strike Team

Kicker {1}{W} (You may pay an additional {1}{W} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. As long as this creature entered this turn, creatures you control have haste.

Creature
Keldon Strike Team (dmu) 136
Oasis Gardener

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Oasis Gardener (otj) 246
Panicked Altisaur

Reach {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Panicked Altisaur (lci) 159
Raging Battle Mouse

The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Raging Battle Mouse (woe) 143
Redcap Thief

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Redcap Thief (woe) 147
Rodeo Pyromancers

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, add {R}{R}.

Creature
Rodeo Pyromancers (otj) 143
Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Solemn Simulacrum (afc) 216
Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

Creature
Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot (otj) 234
Unruly Catapult

Defender {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.

Creature Artifact
Unruly Catapult (woe) 156

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Lifegain

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Oketra's Last Mercy

Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Lands you control don't untap during your next untap step.

Sorcery
Oketra's Last Mercy (hou) 18

Lifegain

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Removal

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Austere Command

Choose two — • Destroy all artifacts. • Destroy all enchantments. • Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less. • Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.

Sorcery
Austere Command (pip) 156
Burn the Accursed

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Instant
Burn the Accursed (mid) 132
Disenchant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Disenchant (a25) 12
Draconic Roar

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. Draconic Roar deals 3 damage to target creature. If you revealed a Dragon card or controlled a Dragon as you cast this spell, Draconic Roar deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Instant
Draconic Roar (jmp) 308
End the Festivities

End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.

Sorcery
End the Festivities (vow) 155
Fling

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Instant
Fling (otp) 24
Guardian Naga

Creature
Guardian Naga // Banishing Coils (clb) 23
Myojin of Roaring Blades

Myojin of Roaring Blades enters with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand. Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Roaring Blades: It deals 7 damage to each of up to three targets.

Creature
Myojin of Roaring Blades (nec) 36
Path of Peace

Destroy target creature. Its owner gains 4 life.

Sorcery
Path of Peace (plst) A25-29
Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant
Path to Exile (2x2) 23
Rending Flame

Rending Flame deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent is a Spirit, Rending Flame also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

Instant
Rending Flame (vow) 175
Response

Instant
Response // Resurgence (rvr) 247
Ronom Unicorn

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Creature
Ronom Unicorn (afc) 71
Sacred Fire

Sacred Fire deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. Flashback {4}{R}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Sacred Fire (mid) 239
Sanctify

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Sorcery
Sanctify (vow) 33
Shock

Shock deals 2 damage to any target.

Instant
Shock (mkm) 144
Slaughter the Strong

Each player chooses any number of creatures they control with total power 4 or less, then sacrifices all other creatures they control.

Sorcery
Slaughter the Strong (clb) 43
Smite the Deathless

Smite the Deathless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Instant
Smite the Deathless (ltr) 148
Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery
Strangle (snc) 125
Summary Judgment

Summary Judgment deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, it deals 5 damage instead.

Instant
Summary Judgment (rvr) 27
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (pip) 173

Removal

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Cycling

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Renewed Faith

You gain 6 life. Cycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may gain 2 life.

Instant
Renewed Faith (dmr) 23

Cycling

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Pingers

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Hissing Iguanar

Whenever another creature dies, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature
Hissing Iguanar (2x2) 113
Thermo-Alchemist

Defender {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.

Creature
Thermo-Alchemist (j22) 613

Pingers

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Sorcery

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Cut In

Cut In deals 4 damage to target creature. Create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Sorcery
Cut In (woe) 125
Eriette's Lullaby

Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

Sorcery
Eriette's Lullaby (otj) 10
Expel the Interlopers

Choose a number between 0 and 10. Destroy all creatures with power greater than or equal to the chosen number.

Sorcery
Expel the Interlopers (woe) 13
Mugging

Mugging deals 2 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Mugging (rvr) 119
Suspicious Detonation

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've sacrificed an artifact this turn. This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Suspicious Detonation deals 4 damage to target creature.

Sorcery
Suspicious Detonation (mkm) 145

Sorcery

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Draw

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Carom

The next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn is dealt to another target creature instead. Draw a card.

Instant
Carom (rvr) 12
Pirate's Pillage

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery
Pirate's Pillage (2x2) 120

Draw

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Protection

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Leyline of Sanctity

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Enchantment
Leyline of Sanctity (wot) 10

Protection

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Theft

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Act of Treason

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Sorcery
Act of Treason (rvr) 99

Theft

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Deck Info

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37 pips - 26 cards
22 mana - 22 cards
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0 mana - 11 cards
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49 pips - 42 cards
27 mana - 26 cards
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0 mana - 11 cards
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7 mana - 6 cards
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