Bribe Taker

Trample
When Bribe Taker enters, for each kind of counter on permanents you control, you may put your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a counter of that kind on Bribe Taker.

Akoum Boulderfoot

When Akoum Boulderfoot enters, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Earthshaker Dreadmaw

Trample
When Earthshaker Dreadmaw enters, draw a card for each other Dinosaur you control.

Astarion, the Decadent

Deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• Feed — Target opponent loses life equal to the amount of life they lost this turn.
• Friends — You gain life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.

Marionette Master

Fabricate 3 (When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on it or create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.)
Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to Marionette Master's power.

Blitz Leech

Flash
When Blitz Leech enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Remove all counters from that creature.

Dark Hatchling

Flying
When Dark Hatchling enters, destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Abyssal Horror

Flying
When Abyssal Horror enters, target player discards two cards.

Colossal Dreadmaw

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Arcbound Fiend

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move a +1/+1 counter from target creature onto Arcbound Fiend.
Modular 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Kodama of the East Tree

Reach
Whenever another permanent you control enters, if it wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability, you may put a permanent card with equal or lesser mana value from your hand onto the battlefield.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Sun Quan, Lord of Wu

Creatures you control have horsemanship. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)

Abomination of Gudul

Flying
Whenever Abomination of Gudul deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Morph {2}{B}{G}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Cunning Giant

If Cunning Giant is unblocked, you may have it assign its combat damage to a creature defending player controls.

Bulwark Giant

When Bulwark Giant enters, you gain 5 life.

Autumn Willow

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
{G}: Until end of turn, Autumn Willow can be the target of spells and abilities controlled by target player as though it didn't have shroud.

Aethertide Whale

Flying
When Aethertide Whale enters, you get six {E} (energy counters).
Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Return Aethertide Whale to its owner's hand.

The Big Idea

{2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.

Blitzwing, Adaptive Assailant

Living metal (During your turn, this Vehicle is also a creature.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose flying or indestructible at random. Blitzwing gains that ability until end of turn.
Whenever Blitzwing deals combat damage to a player, convert it.

Blitzwing, Cruel Tormentor

More Than Meets the Eye {3}{B} (You may cast this card converted for {3}{B}.)
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent loses life equal to the life that player lost this turn. If no life is lost this way, convert Blitzwing.

Blitzwing, Cruel Tormentor // Blitzwing, Adaptive Assailant

The Locust God

Flying
Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
{2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Massacre Wurm

When Massacre Wurm enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

Niv-Mizzet, Parun

This spell can't be countered.
Flying
Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target.
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.

Asmodeus the Archfiend

Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead.
{B}{B}{B}: Draw seven cards.
{B}: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus the Archfiend to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Arcbound Wanderer

Modular—Sunburst (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Auton Soldier

You may have Auton Soldier enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it isn't legendary, is an artifact in addition to its other types, and has myriad. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Hydra Omnivore

Whenever Hydra Omnivore deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent.

Coalhauler Swine

Whenever Coalhauler Swine is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to each player.

Aboroth

Cumulative upkeep—Put a -1/-1 counter on Aboroth. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Earth-Cult Elemental

Siege Monster — When Earth-Cult Elemental enters, roll a d20.
1—9 | Each player sacrifices a permanent.
10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a permanent.
20 | Each opponent sacrifices two permanents.

Callidus Assassin

Flash
Polymorphine — You may have Callidus Assassin enter tapped as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature with the same name as this creature."

Cleanup Crew

When Cleanup Crew enters, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile target card from a graveyard.
• You gain 4 life.

Beast in Show

Dread Reaper

Flying
When Dread Reaper enters, you lose 5 life.

Behemoth of Vault 0

Trample
When Behemoth of Vault 0 enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters).
When Behemoth of Vault 0 dies, you may pay an amount of {E} equal to target nonland permanent's mana value. When you do, destroy that permanent.

Aggressive Mammoth

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Other creatures you control have trample.

Rakdos, the Showstopper

Flying, trample
When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.

Sire of Insanity

At the beginning of each end step, each player discards their hand.

Commander Greven il-Vec

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
When Commander Greven il-Vec enters, sacrifice a creature.

Dragonlair Spider

Reach
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.

Arctic Nishoba

Trample
Cumulative upkeep {G} or {W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
When Arctic Nishoba dies, you gain 2 life for each age counter on it.

Cloud Dragon

Flying
Cloud Dragon can block only creatures with flying.

Duplicant

Imprint — When Duplicant enters, you may exile target nontoken creature.
As long as a card exiled with Duplicant is a creature card, Duplicant has the power, toughness, and creature types of the last creature card exiled with Duplicant. It's still a Shapeshifter.

Aven Brigadier

Flying
Other Bird creatures get +1/+1.
Other Soldier creatures get +1/+1.

Archetype of Imagination

Creatures you control have flying.
Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.

Phyrexian Swarmlord

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.

Hydra Broodmaster

{X}{X}{G}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Hydra Broodmaster becomes monstrous, create X X/X green Hydra creature tokens.

Champion of Stray Souls

{3}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice X other creatures: Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
{5}{B}{B}: Put Champion of Stray Souls on top of your library from your graveyard.

Carnifex Demon

Flying
Carnifex Demon enters with two -1/-1 counters on it.
{B}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Carnifex Demon: Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.

Crossway Troublemakers

Attacking Vampires you control have deathtouch and lifelink.
Whenever a Vampire you control dies, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Earl of Squirrel

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Zhulodok, Void Gorger

Colorless spells you cast from your hand with mana value 7 or greater have "Cascade, cascade." (When you cast one, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order. Then do it again.)

Kogla, the Titan Ape

When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls.
{1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.

It That Gets Left Hanging

When It That Gets Left Hanging enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.

Blufferfish

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Yargle and Multani

Ambush Gigapede

Flash
When Ambush Gigapede enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Visara the Dreadful

Flying
{T}: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Ramos, Dragon Engine

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos, Dragon Engine for each of that spell's colors.
Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Sire of Stagnation

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player exiles the top two cards of their library and you draw two cards.

Bull Cerodon

Bladecoil Serpent

When Bladecoil Serpent enters, for each {U}{U} spent to cast it, draw a card.
When Bladecoil Serpent enters, for each {B}{B} spent to cast it, each opponent discards a card.
When Bladecoil Serpent enters, for each {R}{R} spent to cast it, it gets +1/+0 and gains trample and haste until end of turn.

Witherscale Wurm

Whenever Witherscale Wurm blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature gains wither until end of turn. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever Witherscale Wurm deals damage to an opponent, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.

Rasputin Dreamweaver

Rasputin Dreamweaver enters with seven dream counters on it.
Remove a dream counter from Rasputin: Add {C}.
Remove a dream counter from Rasputin: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to Rasputin this turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Rasputin started the turn untapped, put a dream counter on it.
Rasputin can't have more than seven dream counters on it.

Alloy Golem

As Alloy Golem enters, choose a color.
Alloy Golem is the chosen color. (It's still an artifact.)

Rob the Hoard

Return target artifact, enchantment, or legendary card from your graveyard to your hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Crystal Dragon

Crystal Dragon // Rob the Hoard

Cateran Slaver

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
{5}, {T}: Search your library for a Mercenary permanent card with mana value 5 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Calculating Lich

Menace
Whenever a creature attacks one of your opponents, that player loses 1 life.

Drowner of Hope

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When Drowner of Hope enters, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Sacrifice an Eldrazi Scion: Tap target creature.

Felidar Sovereign

Vigilance, lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.

Cabal Patriarch

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Archetype of Finality

Creatures you control have deathtouch.
Creatures your opponents control lose deathtouch and can't have or gain deathtouch.

Strong, the Brutish Thespian

Ward {2}
Enrage — Whenever Strong is dealt damage, you get three rad counters and put three +1/+1 counters on Strong.
You gain life rather than lose life from radiation.

Bartel Runeaxe

Vigilance
Bartel Runeaxe can't be the target of Aura spells.

Ruthless Deathfang

Flying
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, target opponent sacrifices a creature.

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Graveyard Busybody

All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.

Karona, False God

Haste
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps Karona, False God and gains control of it.
Whenever Karona attacks, creatures of the creature type of your choice get +3/+3 until end of turn.

Composite Golem

Sacrifice Composite Golem: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Cosmic Horror

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy Cosmic Horror unless you pay {3}{B}{B}{B}. If Cosmic Horror is destroyed this way, it deals 7 damage to you.

Anurid Murkdiver

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Ancient Greenwarden

Reach
You may play lands from your graveyard.
If a land entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Beast of Burden

Beast of Burden's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Spinebiter

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
You may have Spinebiter assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Earth Servant

Earth Servant gets +0/+1 for each Mountain you control.

Force of Nature

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, Force of Nature deals 8 damage to you unless you pay {G}{G}{G}{G}.

Dinosaurs on a Spaceship

Vigilance, trample
Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample.
Suspend 4—{3}{R}{W}
Whenever a time counter is removed from Dinosaurs on a Spaceship while it's exiled, create a 2/2 red and white Dinosaur creature token with flying and haste.

Ancient Copper Dragon

Flying
Whenever Ancient Copper Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result.

Xanathar, Guild Kingpin

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose target opponent. Until end of turn, that player can't cast spells, you may look at the top card of their library any time, you may play the top card of their library, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast spells this way.

Wurmcoil Engine

Deathtouch, lifelink
When Wurmcoil Engine dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.

Champion Lancer

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Champion Lancer by creatures.

Aboshan, Cephalid Emperor

Tap an untapped Octopus you control: Tap target permanent.
{U}{U}{U}: Tap all creatures without flying.

Zhang Fei, Fierce Warrior

Vigilance; horsemanship (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)

Djinn of Infinite Deceits

Flying
{T}: Exchange control of two target nonlegendary creatures. You can't activate this ability during combat.

Baleful Beholder

When Baleful Beholder enters, choose one —
• Antimagic Cone — Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment.
• Fear Ray — Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Aetherling

{U}: Exile Aetherling. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
{U}: Aetherling can't be blocked this turn.
{1}: Aetherling gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{1}: Aetherling gets -1/+1 until end of turn.

Blight Titan

Deathtouch
Whenever Blight Titan enters or attacks, mill two cards, then incubate X, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Cactarantula

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Desert.
Reach
Whenever Cactarantula becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.

Cloud Djinn

Flying
Cloud Djinn can block only creatures with flying.

Dragon Broodmother

Flying
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 red and green Dragon creature token with flying and devour 2. (As the token enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with twice that many +1/+1 counters on it.)

Alpha Deathclaw

Menace, trample
When Alpha Deathclaw enters or becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.
{5}{B}{G}: Monstrosity 4. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)