Kappa Tech-Wrecker

Ninjutsu {1}{G}
Kappa Tech-Wrecker enters with a deathtouch counter on it.
Whenever Kappa Tech-Wrecker deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Nine Lives

Hexproof
If a source would deal damage to you, prevent that damage and put an incarnation counter on Nine Lives.
When there are nine or more incarnation counters on Nine Lives, exile it.
When Nine Lives leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Need for Speed

Sacrifice a land: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Colossal Dreadmaw

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Grave Bramble

Ghostly Possession

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by enchanted creature.

You Are Already Dead

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
Draw a card.

Rabbit Battery

Haste
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
Reconfigure {R} ({R}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

This Town Ain't Big Enough

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control.
Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When Jewel Thief enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Hell to Pay

Hell to Pay deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

Sleep with the Fishes

Enchant creature
When Sleep with the Fishes enters, tap enchanted creature and you create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This creature can't be blocked."
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Orcish Settlers

{X}{X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Orcish Settlers: Destroy X target lands.

Rolling Stones

Wall creatures can attack as though they didn't have defender.

Pugnacious Pugilist

Whenever Pugnacious Pugilist attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Unholy Fiend

At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life.

Cloistered Youth

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may transform Cloistered Youth.

Cloistered Youth // Unholy Fiend

Mortal Combat

At the beginning of your upkeep, if twenty or more creature cards are in your graveyard, you win the game.

Inspiration

Child of Alara

Trample
When Child of Alara dies, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated.

Stuffy Doll

Indestructible
As Stuffy Doll enters, choose a player.
Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
{T}: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.

Silver-Fur Master

Ninjutsu {U}{B} ({U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Ninjutsu abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate.
Other Ninja and Rogue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Hotshot Mechanic

Hotshot Mechanic crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater.

Loan Shark

When Loan Shark enters, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card.
Plot {3}{U} (You may pay {3}{U} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Repentant Vampire

Flying
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Repentant Vampire this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Repentant Vampire.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Repentant Vampire is white and has "{T}: Destroy target black creature."

Resilient Roadrunner

Haste, protection from Coyotes
{3}: Resilient Roadrunner can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.

Rogues' Gallery

For each color, return up to one target creature card of that color from your graveyard to your hand.

Desist

Cease

Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Target player gains 2 life and draws a card.

Cease // Desist

Gallantry

Target blocking creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Geistcatcher's Rig

When Geistcatcher's Rig enters, you may have it deal 4 damage to target creature with flying.

Mechtitan Core

{5}, Exile Mechtitan Core and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with Mechtitan Core except Mechtitan Core to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control.
Crew 2

Caught Red-Handed

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.)
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.)

Holy Cow

Flash
Flying
When Holy Cow enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Frontline Rebel

Frontline Rebel attacks each combat if able.

Shark Typhoon

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.
Cycling {X}{1}{U} ({X}{1}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Shark Typhoon, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying.

Explosive Singularity

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of untapped creatures you control. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature tapped this way.
Explosive Singularity deals 10 damage to any target.

Creepy Doll

Indestructible
Whenever Creepy Doll deals combat damage to a creature, flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy that creature.

Robber of the Rich

Reach, haste
Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

High Noon

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
{4}{R}, Sacrifice High Noon: It deals 5 damage to any target.

Greasefang, Okiba Boss

At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of your next end step.

Undying Evil

Target creature gains undying until end of turn. (When it dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Insectile Aberration

Delver of Secrets

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.

Delver of Secrets // Insectile Aberration

Thinking Cap

Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip Detective {1}
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Homicidal Brute

At the beginning of your end step, if Homicidal Brute didn't attack this turn, tap Homicidal Brute, then transform it.

Civilized Scholar

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If a creature card is discarded this way, untap Civilized Scholar, then transform it.

Civilized Scholar // Homicidal Brute

Cunning Coyote

Haste
When Cunning Coyote enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)