Haste Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Crime Novelist and add {R}.

Siege Monster — When Earth-Cult Elemental enters the battlefield, roll a d20. 1—9 | Each player sacrifices a permanent. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a permanent. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices two permanents.

Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, you create a Treasure token.

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.