Nuka-Nuke Launcher

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

And They Shall Know No Fear

Choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

Mortarion, Daemon Primarch

Flying
Primarch of the Death Guard — At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 2/2 black Astartes Warrior creature tokens with menace. X can't be greater than the amount of life you lost this turn.

Powder Ganger

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
When Powder Ganger enters, destroy up to one target artifact.

Survivor's Med Kit

{1}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice Survivor's Med Kit.

Marneus Calgar

Double strike
Master Tactician — Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, draw a card.
Chapter Master — {6}: Create two 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.

Arco-Flagellant

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Arco-Flagellant can't block.
Endurant — Pay 3 life: Arco-Flagellant gains indestructible until end of turn.

Space Marine Scout

First strike, vigilance
Concealed Position — When Space Marine Scout enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Vanguard Suppressor

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Flying
Suppressing Fire — Whenever Vanguard Suppressor deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Knight Rampager

Trample
Frenzied Rampage — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent at random. Knight Rampager attacks that player this combat if able.
When Knight Rampager dies, it deals 4 damage to target opponent chosen at random.

Assault Intercessor

First strike, menace
Chainsword — Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

Brotherhood Vertibird

Flying
Brotherhood Vertibird's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Deny the Witch

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. Its controller loses life equal to the number of creatures you control.

Brotherhood Outcast

When Brotherhood Outcast enters, choose one —
• Return target Aura or Equipment card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
• Put a shield counter on target creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

Sentinel Sarah Lyons

Haste
As long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Battalion — Whenever Sentinel Sarah Lyons and at least two other creatures attack, Sentinel Sarah Lyons deals damage equal to the number of artifacts you control to target player.

Craig Boone, Novac Guard

Reach, lifelink
One for My Baby — Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, put two quest counters on Craig Boone, Novac Guard. When you do, Craig Boone deals damage equal to the number of quest counters on it to up to one target creature unless that creature's controller has Craig Boone deal that much damage to them.

Pre-War Formalwear

When Pre-War Formalwear enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach Pre-War Formalwear to it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}

Space Marine Devastator

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Grav-cannon — When Space Marine Devastator enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.

Grim Reaper's Sprint

Morbid — This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn.
Enchant creature
When Grim Reaper's Sprint enters, untap each creature you control. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Elder Arthur Maxson

Creature tokens you control have training. (Whenever a creature token you control attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on that token.)
Blind Betrayal — Sacrifice another creature: Elder Arthur Maxson gains indestructible until end of turn.

Legate Lanius, Caesar's Ace

Decimate — When Legate Lanius enters, each opponent sacrifices a tenth of the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Legate Lanius.

Mariposa Military Base

You may have Mariposa Military Base enter tapped. If you do, you get two rad counters.
{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each rad counter you have.

Defenders of Humanity

When Defenders of Humanity enters, create X 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.
{X}{2}{W}, Exile Defenders of Humanity: Create X 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature tokens with vigilance. Activate only if you control no creatures and only during your turn.

Almost Perfect

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/10 and has indestructible.

For the Emperor!

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and lifelink until end of turn.

Inquisitorial Rosette

Inquisition Agents — Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature token with vigilance that's attacking. Then attacking creatures gain menace until end of turn.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Khârn the Betrayer

Berzerker — Khârn the Betrayer attacks or blocks each combat if able.
Sigil of Corruption — When you lose control of Khârn the Betrayer, draw two cards.
The Betrayer — If damage would be dealt to Khârn the Betrayer, prevent that damage and an opponent of your choice gains control of it.

Triumph of Saint Katherine

Lifelink
Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library.
Miracle {1}{W} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Bottle-Cap Blast

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Paladin Danse, Steel Maverick

Vigilance, lifelink
Exile Paladin Danse, Steel Maverick: Each creature you control that's an artifact or Human gains indestructible until end of turn.

Battle of Hoover Dam

As Battle of Hoover Dam enters, choose NCR or Legion.
• NCR — At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
• Legion — Whenever a creature you control dies, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.

Knight Paladin

Trample
Rapid-fire Battle Cannon — When Knight Paladin enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Redemptor Dreadnought

Fallen Warrior — As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard.
Trample
Plasma Incinerator — Whenever Redemptor Dreadnought attacks, if a card is exiled with it, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the power of the exiled card.

V.A.T.S.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Atomize

Destroy target nonland permanent. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Reaver Titan

Void Shields — Protection from mana value 3 or less
Gatling Blaster — Whenever Reaver Titan attacks, it deals 5 damage to each opponent.
Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Zephyrim

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Flying, vigilance
Miracle {1}{W} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Agent Frank Horrigan

Trample
Agent Frank Horrigan has indestructible as long as it attacked this turn.
Whenever Agent Frank Horrigan enters or attacks, proliferate twice. (To proliferate, choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Automated Assembly Line

Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you get {E} (an energy counter).
Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a tapped 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Elder Owyn Lyons

Artifacts you control have ward {1}. (Whenever an artifact you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)
When Elder Owyn Lyons enters or dies, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Crimson Caravaneer

Double strike, trample
Whenever Crimson Caravaneer deals combat damage to a player, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Tallyman of Nurgle

Lifelink
The Seven-fold Chant — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. If seven or more creatures died this turn, instead you draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

Strong Back

Enchant creature
Equip abilities you activate that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to activate.
Aura spells you cast that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to cast.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Armory Paladin

Trample
Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.

The Flesh Is Weak

When The Flesh Is Weak enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them are artifacts in addition to their other types.
Nonartifact creatures get -1/-1.

Sister of Silence

Flash
Psychic Abomination — When Sister of Silence enters, counter target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.

T-45 Power Armor

When T-45 Power Armor enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}. If you do, untap equipped creature, then put your choice of a menace, trample, or lifelink counter on it.
Equip {3}

Pip-Boy 3000

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one —
• Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
• Check Map — Untap up to two target lands.
Equip {2}

Inquisitor Greyfax

Vigilance
Unquestionable Wisdom — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Hunt for Heresy — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature an opponent controls. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Thunderhawk Gunship

Flying
When Thunderhawk Gunship enters, create two 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.
Whenever Thunderhawk Gunship attacks, attacking creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.
Crew 2

Sister Hospitaller

Medicus Ministorum — When Sister Hospitaller enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain life equal to its mana value.

Dark Apostle

Gift of Chaos — {3}, {T}: The next noncreature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you cast that spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Najeela, the Blade-Blossom

Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attacking.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Untap all attacking creatures. They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate only during combat.

Company Commander

Command Section — When Company Commander enters, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.
Bring it Down! — Whenever Company Commander attacks, creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Sanguinary Priest

Lifelink
Blood Chalice — Whenever another creature you control dies, Sanguinary Priest deals 1 damage to any target.

Inventory Management

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
For each Aura and Equipment you control, you may attach it to a creature you control.

Gary Clone

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Whenever Gary Clone attacks, each creature you control named Gary Clone gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Thunderwolf Cavalry

First strike
Crushing Teeth — Whenever Thunderwolf Cavalry deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Overencumbered

Enchant opponent
When Overencumbered enters, enchanted opponent creates a Clue token, a Food token, and a Junk token.
At the beginning of combat on enchanted opponent's turn, that player may pay {1} for each artifact they control. If they don't, creatures can't attack this combat.

Aspiring Champion

Menace
Ruinous Ascension — When Aspiring Champion deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle the rest into your library. If that creature is a Demon, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Sister Repentia

Martyrdom — When Sister Repentia dies, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
Miracle {W}{B} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

The Horus Heresy

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — For each opponent, gain control of up to one target nonlegendary creature that player controls for as long as The Horus Heresy remains on the battlefield.
II — Draw a card for each creature you control but don't own.
III — Starting with you, each player chooses a creature. Destroy each creature chosen this way.

Chaos Terminator Lord

Lord of Chaos — At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Recon Craft Theta

Flying
When Recon Craft Theta enters, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Recon Craft Theta attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Crew 2

Power Fist

Equipped creature has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it."
Equip {2}

Pitiless Plunderer

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy

Battalion — Whenever Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy and at least two other creatures attack, draw a card, then you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy's power.

Struggle for Project Purity

As Struggle for Project Purity enters, choose Brotherhood or Enclave.
• Brotherhood — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card. You draw a card for each card drawn this way.
• Enclave — Whenever a player attacks you with one or more creatures, that player gets twice that many rad counters.

Plasma Caster

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it.
Equip {2}

Primaris Eliminator

When Primaris Eliminator enters, choose one —
• Executioner Round — Destroy target creature.
• Hyperfrag Round — Creatures target player controls get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Intangible Virtue

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Mandate of Abaddon

Choose target creature you control. Destroy all creatures with power less than that creature's power.

Noise Marine

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Sonic Blaster — When Noise Marine enters, it deals damage equal to the number of spells you've cast this turn to any target.

Epistolary Librarian

Veil of Time — Whenever Epistolary Librarian attacks, you may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Grey Knight Paragon

Flash
Rites of Banishment — When Grey Knight Paragon enters, destroy target attacking creature. If that creature is a Demon, exile it instead.

Kill! Maim! Burn!

Choose one or more —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target creature.
• Kill! Maim! Burn! deals 3 damage to target player.

Exterminatus

Nonland permanents your opponents control lose indestructible until end of turn.
Destroy all nonland permanents.

The Prydwen, Steel Flagship

Flying
Whenever another nontoken artifact enters under your control, create a 2/2 white Human Knight creature token with "This creature gets +2/+2 as long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn."
Crew 2

Primaris Chaplain

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
Rosarius — Whenever Primaris Chaplain attacks, it gains indestructible until end of turn.

Boomer Scrapper

Whenever Boomer Scrapper enters or attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Boomer Scrapper.

Ultramarines Honour Guard

Squad {2} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2} any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.

Lucius the Eternal

Haste
Armour of Shrieking Souls — When Lucius the Eternal dies, exile it and choose target creature an opponent controls. When that creature leaves the battlefield, return Lucius the Eternal from exile to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Vexilus Praetor

Flash
Vigilance
Aegis of the Emperor — Commanders you control have protection from everything.