Growth Spurt

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Over the Top

Each player reveals a number of cards from the top of their library equal to the number of nonland permanents they control, puts all permanent cards they revealed this way onto the battlefield, and puts the rest into their graveyard.

Street Sweeper

Whenever Street Sweeper attacks, destroy all Auras attached to target land.

Mtenda Lion

Whenever Mtenda Lion attacks, defending player may pay {U}. If that player does, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by Mtenda Lion this turn.

Unsummon

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Ravenous Chupacabra

When Ravenous Chupacabra enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Spare Supplies

Spare Supplies enters the battlefield tapped.
When Spare Supplies enters the battlefield, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Spare Supplies: Draw a card.

Bladebrand

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Sauté

Scrambleverse

For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Ogre Geargrabber

Whenever Ogre Geargrabber attacks, gain control of target Equipment an opponent controls until end of turn. Attach it to Ogre Geargrabber. When you lose control of that Equipment, unattach it.

Kavu Predator

Trample
Whenever an opponent gains life, put that many +1/+1 counters on Kavu Predator.

Nine Lives

Hexproof
If a source would deal damage to you, prevent that damage and put an incarnation counter on Nine Lives.
When there are nine or more incarnation counters on Nine Lives, exile it.
When Nine Lives leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Debt to the Deathless

Each opponent loses two times X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Darksteel Relic

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)

Chaos Confetti

{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Skyclave Geopede

Trample
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Skyclave Geopede gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Autograph Book

Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from Autograph Book: Draw a card.

Spell Rupture

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Grave Betrayal

Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Yeva, Nature's Herald

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
You may cast green creature spells as though they had flash.

Smaug

Flying, haste
When this creature dies, create fourteen Treasure tokens.

Dragon Appeasement

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, you may draw a card.

Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sewer Crocodile

{3}{U}: Sewer Crocodile can't be blocked this turn. This ability costs {3} less to activate if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.

Charging Badger

Counterspell

Bloodthirsty Aerialist

Flying
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodthirsty Aerialist.

Permeating Mass

Whenever Permeating Mass deals combat damage to a creature, that creature becomes a copy of Permeating Mass.

Palace Jailer

When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.

Felidar Retreat

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, choose one —
• Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Light of Hope

Choose one —
• You gain 4 life.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Merciless Eviction

Choose one —
• Exile all artifacts.
• Exile all creatures.
• Exile all enchantments.
• Exile all planeswalkers.

Paladin of the Bloodstained

When Paladin of the Bloodstained enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Goblin Bowling Team

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Chicken Egg

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.

Hexplate Golem

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Lava Serpent

Haste
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Spell Swindle

Counter target spell. Create X Treasure tokens, where X is that spell's mana value. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Orcish Paratroopers

When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

Staying Power

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Grotesque Mutation

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Implement of Examination

{U}, Sacrifice Implement of Examination: Draw a card.
When Implement of Examination is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Caregiver

{W}, Sacrifice a creature: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Smelt

Dream Stalker

When Dream Stalker enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Fevered Visions

At the beginning of each player's end step, that player draws a card. If the player is your opponent and has four or more cards in hand, Fevered Visions deals 2 damage to that player.

Jester's Sombrero

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

Scavenger Folk

{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Scavenger Folk: Destroy target artifact.

Stop That

Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.

Rotfeaster Maggot

When Rotfeaster Maggot enters the battlefield, exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain life equal to that card's toughness.

Whirlwind Adept

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Werebear

{T}: Add {G}.
Threshold — Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Divination

Virtuous

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control.

Royal

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Royal // Virtuous

Rock Lobster

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Roving Keep

Defender
{7}: Roving Keep gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. It can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Scattered Thoughts

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Descent into Avernus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on Descent into Avernus. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and Descent into Avernus deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on Descent into Avernus.

Fodder Cannon

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Fodder Cannon deals 4 damage to target creature.

Bloodletter

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Archon of Emeria

Flying
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Withercrown

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power 0 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless you sacrifice this creature."

Brindle Boar

General Jarkeld

{T}: Choose two target blocked attacking creatures. If each of those creatures could be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocked by, each creature that's blocking exactly one of those attacking creatures stops blocking it and is blocking the other attacking creature. Activate only during the declare blockers step.

RMS Titanic

Flying, trample
When RMS Titanic deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and create that many Treasure tokens.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Heart-Piercer Bow

Whenever equipped creature attacks, Heart-Piercer Bow deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Screeching Skaab

When Screeching Skaab enters the battlefield, mill two cards.

Hammer Dropper

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)

Sensation Gorger

Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with Sensation Gorger, you may reveal it. If you do, each player discards their hand, then draws four cards.

Dune-Brood Nephilim

Whenever Dune-Brood Nephilim deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 colorless Sand creature token for each land you control.

Walking Sponge

{T}: Target creature loses your choice of flying, first strike, or trample until end of turn.

Infinity Elemental

Warchanter Skald

Whenever Warchanter Skald becomes tapped, if it's enchanted or equipped, create a 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature token.

Double Negative

Moorland Drifter

Delirium — Moorland Drifter has flying as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Pressure Point

Knightly Valor

Enchant creature
When Knightly Valor enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.

Liar's Pendulum

{2}, {T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent guesses whether a card with that name is in your hand. You may reveal your hand. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.

Flight of Fancy

Enchant creature
When Flight of Fancy enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
Enchanted creature has flying.

AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Flumph

Defender, flying
Whenever Flumph is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.

Orcish Squatters

Whenever Orcish Squatters attacks and isn't blocked, you may gain control of target land defending player controls for as long as you control Orcish Squatters. If you do, Orcish Squatters assigns no combat damage this turn.

Ancient Carp

Kami of Ancient Law

Sacrifice Kami of Ancient Law: Destroy target enchantment.

Cursed

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1.

Wicked

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.

Wicked // Cursed

Balloon

Jumbo Imp

Flying
As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

Grave Titan

Deathtouch
Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Venture Deeper

Target player mills four cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Merfolk Secretkeeper

Merfolk Secretkeeper // Venture Deeper

Fortune's Favor

Target opponent looks at the top four cards of your library and separates them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Reaver Titan

Void Shields — Protection from mana value 3 or less
Gatling Blaster — Whenever Reaver Titan attacks, it deals 5 damage to each opponent.
Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Soaring Show-Off

Flying
When Soaring Show-Off enters the battlefield, each player draws a card.

Mons's Goblin Waiters

Storm Crow

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Cold-Water Snapper

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Mind Control

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.

Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Pair o' Dice Lost

Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.

Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Knight

Leonin Bola

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Leonin Bola: Tap target creature."
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)