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Blorp-fected with Silly Sticker Syndrome
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Commander

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Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Creature
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop (unf) 505

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Draw

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Candlekeep Sage

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card."

Enchantment
Candlekeep Sage (clb) 60
Cold-Eyed Selkie

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw that many cards.

Creature
Cold-Eyed Selkie (lcc) 266
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres

When Ezuri enters, you may pay {3}. If you do, proliferate twice. Whenever you proliferate, draw a card.

Creature
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres (one) 317
Lifecrafter's Bestiary

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact
Lifecrafter's Bestiary (pw23) 2
Prologue to Phyresis

Each opponent gets a poison counter. Draw a card.

Instant
Prologue to Phyresis (one) 65

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Instant

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Unlawful Entry

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Unlawful Entry (unf) 62

Instant

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Ramp

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Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (lcc) 235
Glistening Sphere

This artifact enters tapped. When this artifact enters, proliferate. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Corrupted — {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Artifact
Glistening Sphere (onc) 58
Phyrexian Atlas

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Corrupted — Whenever this artifact becomes tapped, each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 1 life.

Artifact
Phyrexian Atlas (one) 237
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (2x2) 371
Sword of Hearth and Home

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from white. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put both cards onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Hearth and Home (mh2) 324
Ticket Turbotubes

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194
Utopia Sprawl

Enchant Forest As this Aura enters, choose a color. Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Enchantment
Utopia Sprawl (sld) 409

Ramp

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Tutor

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Defense of the Heart

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls three or more creatures, sacrifice this enchantment, search your library for up to two creature cards, put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchantment
Defense of the Heart (sld) 1039
Invasion of Ikoria

Battle
Invasion of Ikoria // Zilortha, Apex of Ikoria (mom) 190Invasion of Ikoria // Zilortha, Apex of Ikoria (mom) 190

Tutor

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Enchantment

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Virtue of Knowledge

Enchantment
Virtue of Knowledge // Vantress Visions (woe) 279

Enchantment

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Land

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Access Tunnel

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Access Tunnel (ltc) 294
Breeding Pool

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Breeding Pool (unf) 286
Command Beacon

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Land
Command Beacon (sld) 470
Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land
Dreamroot Cascade (who) 491
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (unf) 239
Inkmoth Nexus

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 1/1 Phyrexian Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying and infect until end of turn. It's still a land. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Land
Inkmoth Nexus (mbs) 145
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (unf) 236
Karn's Bastion

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land
Karn's Bastion (rvr) 464
Restless Vinestalk

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G} or {U}. {3}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 5/5 green and blue Plant creature with trample. It's still a land. Whenever this land attacks, up to one other target creature has base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.

Land
Restless Vinestalk (woe) 307
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (who) 299
Simic Growth Chamber

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Land
Simic Growth Chamber (2x2) 412
Thornwood Falls

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land
Thornwood Falls (m3c) 396
Witch's Clinic

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Target commander gains lifelink until end of turn.

Land
Witch's Clinic (c21) 407

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Recursion

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Glissa's Retriever

Haste, toxic 3 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get three poison counters.) This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Corrupted — When this creature dies, exile it. When you do, return up to X target cards from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the number of opponents who have three or more poison counters.

Creature
Glissa's Retriever (onc) 56
Pair o' Dice Lost

Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.

Instant
Pair o' Dice Lost (unf) 149
Unnatural Restoration

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery
Unnatural Restoration (one) 191

Recursion

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Counters

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Hadana's Climb

Enchantment
Hadana's Climb // Winged Temple of Orazca (plst) RIX-158Hadana's Climb // Winged Temple of Orazca (plst) RIX-158

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Finisher

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Triumph of the Hordes

Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample and infect. (Creatures with infect deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Sorcery
Triumph of the Hordes (sld) 445

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Proliferate

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Contaminant Grafter

Trample, toxic 1 Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players, proliferate. Corrupted — At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature
Contaminant Grafter (onc) 55
Contentious Plan

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Draw a card.

Sorcery
Contentious Plan (war) 46
Evolution Sage

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Evolution Sage (ncc) 287
Inexorable Tide

Whenever you cast a spell, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Enchantment
Inexorable Tide (pip) 460
Mesmerizing Dose

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Enchantment
Mesmerizing Dose (one) 62
Tainted Observer

Flying Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Tainted Observer (one) 217
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus

Flying If you would proliferate, proliferate twice instead. {1}{U/P}{U/P}, Remove three counters from among other artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers you control: Put an indestructible counter on Tekuthal. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Creature
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus (one) 349
Thirsting Roots

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery
Thirsting Roots (one) 185
Thrummingbird

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Thrummingbird (one) 288

Proliferate

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Removal

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Bring the Ending

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. Corrupted — Counter that spell instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.

Instant
Bring the Ending (one) 44
Cankerbloom

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Cankerbloom (one) 294
Carnivorous Canopy

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery
Carnivorous Canopy (one) 162
Corrupted Resolve

Counter target spell if its controller is poisoned.

Instant
Corrupted Resolve (nph) 32
Finishing Move

You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sorcery
Finishing Move (unf) 139
Infectious Bite

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

Instant
Infectious Bite (one) 172
Reject Imperfection

Counter target spell. If that spell's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Instant
Reject Imperfection (one) 67
Viridian Corrupter

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) When Viridian Corrupter enters, destroy target artifact.

Creature
Viridian Corrupter (onc) 113

Removal

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Creature

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Bioluminary

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Bioluminary (unf) 38
Blorbian Buddy

Trample {G}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

Creature
Blorbian Buddy (unf) 131
Chicken Troupe

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When Chicken Troupe enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Chicken Troupe (unf) 133
Clandestine Chameleon

When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.

Creature
Clandestine Chameleon (unf) 134
Glitterflitter

Flying When Glitterflitter enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Glitterflitter (unf) 48
Lineprancers

When Lineprancers enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own. {3}{G}: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.

Creature
Lineprancers (unf) 146
Prize Wall

Defender {U}, {T}: You get {TK}. {4}{U}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Prize Wall (unf) 57
Stiltstrider

Reach When Stiltstrider enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Stiltstrider (unf) 157
Ticketomaton

When Ticketomaton enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact
Ticketomaton (unf) 195
Wicker Picker

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker {1}. (You may pay an additional {1} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Creature Artifact
Wicker Picker (unf) 196

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Infect

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Blight Mamba

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {1}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Blight Mamba (onc) 105
Blighted Agent

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) This creature can't be blocked.

Creature
Blighted Agent (plst) NPH-29
Branchblight Stalker

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Creature
Branchblight Stalker (one) 160
Corpse Cur

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) When this creature enters, you may return target creature card with infect from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Corpse Cur (som) 147
Grafted Exoskeleton

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has infect. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) Whenever Grafted Exoskeleton becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. Equip {2}

Artifact
Grafted Exoskeleton (onc) 132
Noxious Assault

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller gets a poison counter.

Sorcery
Noxious Assault (one) 176
Phyrexian Swarmlord

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.

Creature
Phyrexian Swarmlord (onc) 111
Venerated Rotpriest

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, target opponent gets a poison counter.

Creature
Venerated Rotpriest (one) 392
Viral Drake

Flying Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {3}{U}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Viral Drake (nph) 49

Infect

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Protection

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Mithril Coat

Flash Indestructible When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control. Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {3}

Artifact
Mithril Coat (ltr) 379
Ranger's Guile

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Ranger's Guile (plst) M15-193

Protection

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Sorcery

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Command Performance

Choose two — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Roll to visit your Attractions. • You get {TK}{TK}. • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sorcery
Command Performance (unf) 42

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Sideboard

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Animist's Might

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a legendary creature you control. Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Sorcery
Animist's Might (mat) 20
Blade of Selves

Equipped creature has myriad. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.) Equip {4}

Artifact
Blade of Selves (sld) 1570
Core Prowler

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) When this creature dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature Artifact
Core Prowler (mbs) 103
Littjara Mirrorlake

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {2}{G}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land
Littjara Mirrorlake (ncc) 412
Memory's Journey

Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library. Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Memory's Journey (isd) 66
Sun Quan, Lord of Wu

Creatures you control have horsemanship. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)

Creature
Sun Quan, Lord of Wu (cmm) 123
Tezzeret's Gambit

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) Draw two cards, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery
Tezzeret's Gambit (sta) 84

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Stickers

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Carnival Elephant Meteor

{TK}{TK} — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards. {TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) {TK}{TK} — 4/1 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/7

Stickers
Carnival Elephant Meteor (sunf) 7
Demonic Tourist Laser

{TK}{TK} — Outlast {1} ({1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.) {TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, you get seven {TK}. {TK}{TK} — 1/4 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6

Stickers
Demonic Tourist Laser (sunf) 21
Eternal Acrobat Toast

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. {TK}{TK}{TK} — {T}: Untap another target permanent. {TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/4 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/8

Stickers
Eternal Acrobat Toast (sunf) 19
Happy Dead Squirrel

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells. {TK}{TK}{TK} — Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) {TK}{TK} — 3/2 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

Stickers
Happy Dead Squirrel (sunf) 8
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster

{TK}{TK} — Menace {TK}{TK}{TK} — Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.) {TK}{TK} — 2/3 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

Stickers
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster (sunf) 3
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}. {TK}{TK}{TK} — Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.) {TK}{TK} — 4/2 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Stickers
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle (sunf) 18
Sassy Gremlin Blood

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token. {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn. {TK}{TK} — 3/2 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

Stickers
Sassy Gremlin Blood (sunf) 34
Slimy Burrito Illusion

{TK}{TK} — Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.) {TK}{TK}{TK} — Double strike {TK}{TK} — 2/4 {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/6

Stickers
Slimy Burrito Illusion (sunf) 9
Trendy Circus Pirate

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. {TK}{TK} — 5/1 {TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

Stickers
Trendy Circus Pirate (sunf) 2
Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.) {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Indestructible {TK}{TK} — 3/2 {TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

Stickers
Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler (sunf) 13

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